Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[drain]

New quick vlog that is an update to the previous one, which mentions three people have purchased from her website

I would pay to see the faces of the people who bought her stuff. Seriously, they must be weens looking for a laugh or some seriously mentally stunted individuals.

 

[Puddleduck]

I would pay to see the faces of the people who bought her stuff. Seriously, they must be weens looking for a laugh or some seriously mentally stunted individuals.

It's not impossible that someone trawling the dvd section on Amazon woukd come across and and randomly purchase.

Now those are faces I'd pay to see.

 

[PeckingOrder]

I for one would love to see one of those YouTubers that review real trash cartoons take a shot at her stuff. Send a DVD to Phelous or Saberspark or whoever, it’ll be great.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Cynthia- if we order the DVD directly from you, what guarantee do we have that you wont maliciously dox us? We'd be giving you our names and addresses. How do we know you wont post them on some terrible dark web bullying messageboard?

 

[JoshPlz]

A new horrifying trailer:

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

No background music, voices are still fucked up, she spelled until with 2 Ls.

lol

 

[Monolith]

A new horrifying trailer:

Someone please do a 5x facial animations version of this.

 

[Blood Debts]

Someone please do a 5x facial animations version of this.

Made a shitty trailer with added audio. Had to make due with video clips available on her YouTube since she deleted the other movie clips.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

You guys catch the latest episode of "The Talk Show"? Apparently The Wogglebug really dissed L. Frank Baum by saying that Cynthia Hanson was his true and superior interpreter.

A really impressive appearance especially after coming on the heels of the controversial Wogglebug/Exorcist franchise crossover that happened just the day before.

 

[internet observer]

You guys catch the latest episode of "The Talk Show"? Apparently The Wogglebug really dissed L. Frank Baum by saying that Cynthia Hanson was his true and superior interpreter.

wow cynthia really coming for ellen's spot (and for fucks sake get a pop filter)

 

[WogglebugLover]

Cynthia- if we order the DVD directly from you, what guarantee do we have that you wont maliciously dox us? We'd be giving you our names and addresses. How do we know you wont post them on some terrible dark web bullying messageboard?

I am not someone who doxxes anyone, and I have no access to the dark web either, and I do not wish to. I have received 5 paid orders from customers I can verify as my fans but I'm not giving their names, email addresses, or home addresses to anyone.

But I would still prefer for any of you on here to not order the DVD from me directly and to wait until it's in stock at Amazon. Because for one thing when I published it through them I opted to have anti-rip protection on the discs.

 

[COLEGAY TOOTHPISS]

Just started reading this thread a week ago. Has anyone been keeping an archive of Cynthia's videos at all? It's been thoroughly entertaining seeing these horrific 3D abominations, but a bit disappointing skimming through the thread and seeing tons of links to deleted Youtube videos.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Just so you all know I've just successfully remedied the mermaid's nipples problem by first just showing her head come out of the water before the shot changes, and then showing just her head going back into the water when it focuses on her again.

I go away for a few months and you fuckers can’t even do the most important thing.

“Just so you all know I’ve remedied the mermaid’s nipples problem” RANDOM.TXT plz

 

[The Un-Clit]

My god, listen to that shit! It is so out of sync that the only way it could be like this is that the fucking music was laid OVER TOP of the singing!!

Cynthia, you can't even do the fucking basics of recording and editing, stop sending money to Nigerian scammers and Fiverr voice actors and TAKE SOME GODDAMN FREE TUTORIALS off YouTube and work along with them to improve your craft if you ever want more then 3 bored trolls and 2 family friends/family members to buy your DVDs!

 

[Monolith]

My god, listen to that shit! It is so out of sync that the only way it could be like this is that the fucking music was laid OVER TOP of the singing!!

Cynthia, you can't even do the fucking basics of recording and editing, stop sending money to Nigerian scammers and Fiverr voice actors and TAKE SOME GODDAMN FREE TUTORIALS off YouTube and work along with them to improve your craft if you ever want more then 3 bored trolls and 2 family friends/family members to buy your DVDs!

You know, this is bad, but it doesn't actively hurt your ears to listen to.

So I fixed that little problem.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You guys catch the latest episode of "The Talk Show"? Apparently The Wogglebug really dissed L. Frank Baum by saying that Cynthia Hanson was his true and superior interpreter.

1) Cynthia, get a microphone that doesn't suck, the sound quality is aweful.
2) There's something inherently sad about her paying someone to pretend to be her beloved bug praising her works. It feels mastubatory in the worst and most pathetic way.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

@WogglebugLover will you upload a photo of your bookcase - I'm a writer, avid reader, and MA English holder.
I'd like to see your influences

 

[PTNR 2.0]

I am not someone who doxxes anyone, and I have no access to the dark web either, and I do not wish to. I have received 5 paid orders from customers I can verify as my fans but I'm not giving their names, email addresses, or home addresses to anyone.

But I would still prefer for any of you on here to not order the DVD from me directly and to wait until it's in stock at Amazon. Because for one thing when I published it through them I opted to have anti-rip protection on the discs.

Okay I don't give a shit about any of that but circling back to what several others have said, and from one woman to another... well, whatever you are, you need to start wearing a bra unless you want your tits hanging down to your knees by the time you're 40. They're already well on their way. Also, do you think any kids or parents watching your videos are going to think buying them is appropriate when every single update video has your gross, distended udders in practically full view?

 

[drain]

But I would still prefer for any of you on here to not order the DVD from me directly and to wait until it's in stock at Amazon. Because for one thing when I published it through them I opted to have anti-rip protection on the discs.

But Cynthia, the clips you already posted on your channel are basically the whole movie. Why would anyone just buy a thing they can get basically for free online lol

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

My Wogglebug movie is coming along beautifully, at the cost of my sanity. I've drawn this accursed bug so many times now, working and reworking scenes and fiddling with frame timing.
I've resorted to putting motivational stickers in my planner reminding me to "inhale courage" and "have strength" on my scheduled animation days. My mom found me in the closet rocking back and forth chanting "Wogglebug is love, Wogglebug is life" . If someone ends up in the news for robbing a Dollar Tree in a giant cockroach costume while declaring themselves the King's Advisor of OZ then you'll know my mind finally snapped.

(I had one final stop motion scene that I filmed today and my cat came to supervise and/or make sure the Wogglebug wasn't an actual dead animal.)