Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

So if I've read all of this correctly, in the space of roughly a week Baked Alaska has:

. Violated his parole the terms of his bail and crossed state lines to take part in a riot at Capitol Hill.
. Most likely snitched on multiple people who were at said riot, due to being a probable fed asset (whether he's aware of it or not).
. Has definitely faked his own death to try and dodge the consequences of his poor life choices, fooling absolutely no one.
. And consequently has missed his court date for the assault charges he caught last year in December, losing any leniency he may have had with the judge beforehand.
. Now has a warrant out for his arrest.
. Will likely face federal charges for the Capitol Hill incident when he gets caught.

Have I missed anything? How can he possibly make this situation any worse for himself? Because he definitely will.

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Tiger Jack said:
So if I've read all of this correctly, in the space of roughly a week Baked Alaska has:

. Violated his parole and crossed state lines to take part in a riot at Capitol Hill.
. Most likely snitched on multiple people who were at said riot, due to being a probable fed asset (whether he's aware of it or not).
. Has definitely faked his own death to try and dodge the consequences of his poor life choices, fooling absolutely no one.
. And consequently has missed his court date for the assault charges he caught last year, losing any leniency he may have had with the judge beforehand.
. Now has a warrant out for his arrest.

Have I missed anything? How can he possibly make this situation any worse for himself? Because he definitely will.
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Violated his bail terms. Hes not on parole.
 
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Tiger Jack said:
So if I've read all of this correctly, in the space of roughly a week Baked Alaska has:

. Violated his parole and crossed state lines to take part in a riot at Capitol Hill.
. Most likely snitched on multiple people who were at said riot, due to being a probable fed asset (whether he's aware of it or not).
. Has definitely faked his own death to try and dodge the consequences of his poor life choices, fooling absolutely no one.
. And consequently has missed his court date for the assault charges he caught last year, losing any leniency he may have had with the judge beforehand.
. Now has a warrant out for his arrest.

Have I missed anything? How can he possibly make this situation any worse for himself? Because he definitely will.
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Yes
only thing is that the assault charge while last year, was a few weeks ago in December.
Also tested positve for covid, and Alice, his new ex has genital herpes

He renamed his twitter $3000 chungus after the bail amount
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And he is still spending all day liking shit on twitter, so he missed his court appointment

And Moosh of ROTC thinks baked is a fed as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SssuFdyrDmk

And tim pool talking about it:
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
@anuscabbage12 is all over this shit so I'm probably late & gay (I sorries if so) but re this cruel clit-tease of a rumor that this gigatard might have grown some manners by being dead, I hope none of you really felt the twitch of a boner over that. Nothing is that awesome, karma is blind fiction, if a god does exist, it ain't no force of benevolence, & here's the 2nd hit in the Googlurz right now under a search for "Tim Gionet":

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Here's what it links to (this is total eyerape, I know, I'm sorry, mobilefagging in dark mode yields some really weird shit for me sometimes):

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Anyway, yeah. Abandon all hope & shit. People like Gionet have a way of living comfortably, & also fucking forever*.

*I will not stop repeating myself, though: this is only applicable for as long as he manages to stay out of prison. If he is incarcerated, he will die under that roof. No matter how protective the custody is that mommy & daddy can buy him.
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I'm pretty sure Baked dying is just a meme groypers & co made up, I've been keeping up with Assistant Groyper & his circle on Twitter ever since Nick got kicked off dlive just to see what's going on & all they've done is post "rip baked" & shit like that. Seems to be in the same vein as the "boogie died after drinking a mountain dew and Dorito smoothie" memes.
 
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Pre trial audio:

15 minutes in judge gets shown the captiol hill footage
30:40 in lawyer claims the pepper spray was "self defense"
31 minutes in his lawyer starts making excuses for why he's not there and promises Baked will be there for all the other days
35 minutes in turns out that Baked signed a paper saying he wouldn't leave Arizona and then did so, claiming 2 days wasn't enough to get to Scottsdale
39 minutes in judge sets the bond at 3k dollars and briefly discusses the captiol bill incident
40 minutes in one of the conditions is Yoba doesn't do any drugs and his lawyer says "oh yes he doesn't do drugs" :story:


For whatever reason, rawstory reported on this, slow news day I guess
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World's Best Dad said:
What's the likelihood that AZ police bust in his door and assrape him before next weekend?
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I think the chances are much higher now considering he already left the state to go to the gay bullshit in D.C., and we have an inauguration on the 20th. He's probably already on several (more) lists.
 
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If he really is CIA it must have been take your kids to work day for Rabbi Gionet and little Baked ran out of Ritalin.
 
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