Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

GeorgeFloyd said:
I think that alot of us are hoping Baked makes it to Russia despite his previous misdeeds, because we all root for the underdog and like seeing somebody stick it to the man. Also imagine what kind of stupid hijinks he'll get into in Russia.
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i cant even be mad at his exploits, i dunno hes a pos, worse in some ways than people i do hate but theres just something about him running amok thats charming,
 
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anuscabbage12 said:
Yes
only thing is that the assault charge while last year, was a few weeks ago in December.
Also tested positve for covid, and Alice, his new ex has genital herpes

He renamed his twitter $3000 chungus after the bail amount
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And he is still spending all day liking shit on twitter, so he missed his court appointment

And Moosh of ROTC thinks baked is a fed as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SssuFdyrDmk

And tim pool talking about it:
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Just when I start agreeing with Tim Pool he goes full head ass. BuzzFeed is responsible for Baked Alaska being the way he is? Bro are you serious? :story:
That beanie must be cutting off circulation.

If only Baked Alaska stuck to making "take this quiz and find out which Stranger Things character you are" blog posts.
 
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Tiger Jack said:
So if I've read all of this correctly, in the space of roughly a week Baked Alaska has:

. Violated his parole the terms of his bail and crossed state lines to take part in a riot at Capitol Hill.
. Most likely snitched on multiple people who were at said riot, due to being a probable fed asset (whether he's aware of it or not).
. Has definitely faked his own death to try and dodge the consequences of his poor life choices, fooling absolutely no one.
. And consequently has missed his court date for the assault charges he caught last year in December, losing any leniency he may have had with the judge beforehand.
. Now has a warrant out for his arrest.
. Will likely face federal charges for the Capitol Hill incident when he gets caught.

Have I missed anything? How can he possibly make this situation any worse for himself? Because he definitely will.

Edit: Made some corrections based on feedback.
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Jail really fucking is the best place for IRL streamers like Baked and other weirdos in the right wing crackhead streamer sphere like Ralph. They're so unyieldingly self-destructive that maybe spending a few years in the pen might at least cramp their hands enough to where they can maybe not spend 99% of their time digging their graves deeper and deeper all the fucking time.

But, these people also seem to have the luck of the goddamned Irish so chances are he'll somehow find a way to skate away with as little harm done as possible. Ralph might even have a chance to manipulate Faith into aborting his guntbaby and dropping charges, who knows.
 
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GeorgeFloyd said:
I think that alot of us are hoping Baked makes it to Russia [...]. Imagine what kind of stupid hijinks he'll get into in Russia.
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Hmmm. I think I've seen this movie before...

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Rekkington said:
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"Now you're honor, as we have established, YOBA - the YEAR of Baked Alaska - was 2020! And the last time I checked, it's 2021! By being present - not here of course, but in spirit and full respect of the law - my client has signaled definitively that he deeply atones for these ALLEGED actions!"
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No joke, Baked Alaska held a lawyer on retainer, and did NOT have a public defender, but had hired a private attorney
https://twitter.com/ThornleyZach
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He is a Dirt Bike enthusiast


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"UHHHHH your honor, I am not familiar with Scottsdale, Arizona procedures, even though I am a criminal attorney in Arizona.
But if you want to hit up the hills we can do wheelies on my sick dirt bike"
 
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anuscabbage12 said:
No joke, Baked Alaska held a lawyer on retainer, and did NOT have a public defender, but had hired a private attorney
https://twitter.com/ThornleyZach
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He is a Dirt Bike enthusiast


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"UHHHHH your honor, I am not familiar with Scottsdale, Arizona procedures, even though I am a criminal attorney in Arizona.
But if you want to hit up the hills we can do wheelies on my sick dirt bike"
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I hope for Thornley's case he's charismatic. Because my first impression from looking at him is that his idea of heaven is a NASCAR track where all the other drivers are driving ambulances.
 
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anuscabbage12 said:
No joke, Baked Alaska held a lawyer on retainer, and did NOT have a public defender, but had hired a private attorney
https://twitter.com/ThornleyZach
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He is a Dirt Bike enthusiast


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"UHHHHH your honor, I am not familiar with Scottsdale, Arizona procedures, even though I am a criminal attorney in Arizona.
But if you want to hit up the hills we can do wheelies on my sick dirt bike"
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lol, his lawyer looks like some early model skinsuit lizard person. Fitting for this ongoing insanity

GeorgeFloyd said:
I think that alot of us are hoping Baked makes it to Russia despite his previous misdeeds, because we all root for the underdog and like seeing somebody stick it to the man. Also imagine what kind of stupid hijinks he'll get into in Russia.
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Yup. Before the 6th I wanted to see Baked get his shit pushed in hard by karma for fucking with so many normal everyday people, but the government has acted so fuckin gay and disingenuous since then that I can't help but be YOBA for this mini arc. Fuck you, Uncle Sam, for doing this, smdh
 
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Extreme Aneurysm said:
The NSA don't have field grunts that I know of. Correct me if I'm wrong.
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I've read that they hire PMC guys like the CIA does to conduct operations in hostile areas. Those taps and other things that feed their systems have to be applied physically in many cases and while it's easy to get AT&T and other tech companies to give them access, it's not that easy in war zones.
 
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anuscabbage12 said:
No joke, Baked Alaska held a lawyer on retainer, and did NOT have a public defender, but had hired a private attorney
https://twitter.com/ThornleyZach
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He is a Dirt Bike enthusiast


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"UHHHHH your honor, I am not familiar with Scottsdale, Arizona procedures, even though I am a criminal attorney in Arizona.
But if you want to hit up the hills we can do wheelies on my sick dirt bike"
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Imagine you go to meet your lawyer in his office and he's drinking a Bang Energy :story:
 
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What has happened to Alice due to all of this? I haven't checked back on Baked until I caught wind of his arrest, I am assuming she split a while back no?
 
DarkSoulsPhil said:
Which one's Alice again? The retard (for dating him in the first place) or the retard with herpes?
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The herpes cunt.
the bitch that had her dog hump her leg and has shitty tattoos, with the doll frankie
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Futaba_Sakura said:
What has happened to Alice due to all of this? I haven't checked back on Baked until I caught wind of his arrest, I am assuming she split a while back no?
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Check the ip2 thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ip2-community-ip2-ip2always-win.80825/post-8101578
Baked dumped her.
Then she is malding about it and wants to get back with him

She vandalized a store

and was with Goocheese when she got arrested
 
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