Containment What If?

Since Chris is such a manchild what if Barb left him with a babysitter
the same abusive babysitter from his childhood?
 
What if Chris went to either Sega or Nintendo to try and pitch a Sonichu game in person?
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris went to either Sega or Nintendo to try and pitch a Sonichu game in person?
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They would just laugh on his face and kick him out.

What if Chris ended up commiting suicide? Wouldn't it cause his haters to miss him and his shenanigans?
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris went to either Sega or Nintendo to try and pitch a Sonichu game in person?
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Chris: "Hello there, video game people! Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of CWCville. And I am here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"
Nintendo Exec: "Who are you? How did you get in here?"
Chris: "Now I know y'all must be starstruck, finally getting to meet me in person, but please contain yourselves. I'm here to give you permission to have the honor to create a game based on the greatest characters ever: mine!"
Nintendo Exec: "Security!"
 
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Realshow said:
What if Chris tried to use his tugboat and Kickstarter to create an actual Sonichu game?
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The kickstarter would fail since Chris won't be able to produce good awards and if he tried using his tugboat money it would take him 7 years to save enough money to make a decent game depending on if Chris doesn't spend any of that money and knowing Chris he'll most likely spend it on games and fast food.
What if Chris was a Twilight character?
 
What if Chris was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way?
 
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What if Chris became a janitor at Manchester High?
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris was a Twilight character?
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He'd still be scarier than any of the other vampires in the series.
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was put into a museum as an exhibit?
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Imagine if his remains were found in the ruins of 14 Branchland Court in the future, and then put on display.
"And here we have the remains of the mysterious extinct species Homo ianbrandonandersonius, or the 'Ruckersville Ape' as it is more commonly known. Believed to be the missing link between autism and man, it's diet consisted mostly of Orange Fanta, McDonald's food, and it's own semen. The creature's gender is indeterminate, dressing in what vaguely resembles women's clothing and having grotesquely oversized breasts, but possessing a bizarre, twisted growth between the legs that superficially resembles a penis. The species is believed to have gone extinct due to its sole member's inability to find a mate, due to its behavior, odor, and lack of bowel control."
 
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