Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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I can't imagine how they can actually afford to shoot that pistol right now, with the way the ammo market is right now.
I don't reckon there's much demand for a fancy proprietary cartridge these days.

The Ruger's supposed to be somewhat better than the Five-seveN, at least according to Paul Harrell's experience with both.
I’m sorry, but NAIL POLISH?!!! Nail polish. Nail. Polish. On a gun.

Fuckin gun-toting tranny not knowing that cerakote exists.
It's handy for marking scope adjustment points.
 
Out of curiosity I looked up the $800 Unicron toy and Google brought up Hasbro's online shop with a price tag of $574.99. Clicking the page just brings up toy info and how the toy was funded by people backing it financially with a pre-order (if it sold enough it would be produced). So basically Hasbro has a Kickstarter for their premium collector's shit and Kevin I assumed probably backed it as soon as it went live so he might not have spent as much as initially thought (BigBadToyStore seems to be selling at a premium for people who missed out and want to spend almost double the retail price, apparently).

Anyways, that's almost $600 for a giant piece of plastic that's probably going to be falling off a shelf quite often.
 
> The ranchers had planned to avoid the protest downtown but got caught in the crowds during morning errands. “We saw them flying the Three Percenter flags front and center and everybody was armed. It was a fascist parade,” Logue told me. “So, we came back and started antifa accounts on Instagram. We called them out on being Nazis by tweeting about them, then on Facebook.”
>We saw a nazi parade right in front of us
>So instead of doing or saying anything about it, we went home and called them out on Twitter

I can't think of a better or more succinct way to summarize the American left these days. This quote is an absolute masterpiece.
 
Kev-Kev talks about his neovag, his toys, his clout, his crushes, his girlfriends, his exercise routine, his mutuals, his Overwatch games, his stimulus money.
But he never talks about doing stuff for other people. Well, okay, he ordered an ugly gift for Penny last week. That's it.
It really doesn't seem like Kev-Kev ever considers other people at all except as sources of food, shelter, and validation.

I used to view Penny as the evil genius behind all this madness, you know, the cult leader taking advantage of weak personalities like Kev-Kev.
Increasingly I think that with Kev-Kev, he might have bitten off more than he can chew. Kev-Kev is just so empty, so devoid of any recognizable human impulse to contribute to the tribe.
Kev-Kev appears fully content to ride Penny and Bonnie until they're broke and spent.
 
Out of curiosity I looked up the $800 Unicron toy and Google brought up Hasbro's online shop with a price tag of $574.99. Clicking the page just brings up toy info and how the toy was funded by people backing it financially with a pre-order (if it sold enough it would be produced). So basically Hasbro has a Kickstarter for their premium collector's shit and Kevin I assumed probably backed it as soon as it went live so he might not have spent as much as initially thought (BigBadToyStore seems to be selling at a premium for people who missed out and want to spend almost double the retail price, apparently).

Anyways, that's almost $600 for a giant piece of plastic that's probably going to be falling off a shelf quite often.
While it is refreshing to actually see him buy a quality collectible for once instead of the Target/Walmart fodder that he currently cooms over, he still begged for money to buy it like a raging faggot.
Now, he is already complaining about having no more room to display things. That Unicron piece is 30 inches tall and weights 16lbs. Trying to find a sturdy place to display something of that size will not be easy. I foresee it falling and breaking which is just going to be wonderful.
 
While it is refreshing to actually see him buy a quality collectible for once instead of the Target/Walmart fodder that he currently cooms over, he still begged for money to buy it like a raging faggot.
It's astounding how our expectations of Kevin are so exceedingly low that him blowing half a thousand dollars on a plastic action figure is considered "refreshing."
 
It's astounding how our expectations of Kevin are so exceedingly low that him blowing half a thousand dollars on a plastic action figure is considered "refreshing."
This is simply coming from me being a collector as well. I know how autistic that sounds, but there are collectors who will buy any piece of garbage that is related to their hobby of choice. In his case he will buy anything Transformers related, mostly garbage you can find at Target and Walmart. I put this in the same category as the people who collect Funkos.

Other collectors are high end collectors only going after the most sought after and prime pieces. Sideshow/Hot Toys, Bowen, Gentle Giant, Iron Studios, Kotobukiya, NECA. Companies that put out the highest quality products for prices only the most devoted collectors will buy.

Again I am fully aware of how utterly autistic this sounds so I'll gladly take my puzzle pieces, but it doesn't change the fact that as a high end collector myself, it is great to finally see him invest in something that is wholly unique, rare, and that will definitely rise in value... well it would in the hands of a clean collector who takes care of his shit. He will end up breaking it.

I don't give two dicks about Transformers, but it is definitely an insane piece any Transformer collector would be proud to own.
 
How has no one copied Kev's photo from the news thread to here yet, well here it is:

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Look at all the crap in that corner.
Is that the triple homobed they're on? Also.........what a future ax murderer shot. I can see it being used in another news report after they rampage the villagers.
 
How has no one copied Kev's photo from the news thread to here yet, well here it is:

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Look at all the crap in that corner.
Put this one in the category of "pictures you can (unfortunately) smell".

Kevin's fat, psychopathic, and smug grin with his giant meat hook hand draped over the other dude's leg (in a fucking Diva overwatch sweater to boot) looks like he's some sort of trooned out version of the grim reaper taking an emaciated and sickly cancer patient to Hell. In another time Gustave Dore would be making a wood carving of this scene as a commission from the Church.
 
I like how that puff-piece article tried to paint our favorite gang of gun-toting white males as back-to-nature countercultural revolutionaries, but they're wearing Overwatch gear and are are sorrounded by heaps of corporate happy-meal merch.

I sperged out and looked up the wolf sanctuary mentioned in the article. It's like a mirror universe version of the tranch, and seems to be effective, self-sufficient, and not run by psychotic idiots.
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Colorado sure is beautiful. These nice shots of the landscape are nice refresher after the horrors contained in this thread.
This part stood out to me because it's like the antithesis of Kevin.
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"Our pungent community of unwashed kinksters gives Tenacious Unicorn Ranch an unmistakable character. Though we all share white middle-class backgrounds and a bed, passion for escaping our responsibilities and getting money and attention because we believe we deserve it ties us together. We strive to create a chaotic atmosphere at the ranch, focusing on our inability to plan ahead. We ignore each other everyday and try to cultivate entitlement, digusting fetishes, resentment, and regression on a personal and professional level. "
 
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I like how that puff-piece article tried to paint our favorite gang of gun-toting white males as back-to-nature countercultural revolutionaries, but they're wearing Overwatch gear and are are sorrounded by heaps of corporate happy-meal merch.

I sperged out and looked up the wolf sanctuary mentioned in the article. It's like a mirror universe version of the tranch, and seems to be effective, self-sufficient, and not run by psychotic idiots.
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This part stood out to me because it's like the antithesis of Kevin.
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Colorado sure is beautiful. These nice shots of the landscape are nice refresher after the horrors contained in this thread.
The Virgin Tranch vs The Chad Mission Wolf

Even the name is more badass.
 
So he literally has a pocket within his rot pocket.
Can you IMAGINE the build up of gunk, hair, sweat, smegma, precum, etc all just trapped back there?
If he cant get IN INDEX finger in there, I imagine it's pretty hard to actually clean
Oh my fucking god
Something tells me that if these people believe gynos can't tell and that their body knows what it's doing, they aren't exactly the most diligent about cleaning... which I guess would be douching?
 
Thinking about the ones I know who pass well, Nikkie from nikkietutorials looks to be on the chubbier side but in that case we're talking about a professional make-up youtuber so that's a different type of effort that lazier troons wouldn't bother with.
Nikkie's an interesting case because imo she looks more feminine without makeup. Her face is quite round and the heavy makeup makes it look more angular, aka less feminine. To my knowledge she trooned out pretty young which helps too. I don't think anyone had really clocked her based on her videos alone where she's just sitting in front of the camera. Seeing pictures of just how TALL she is makes it a bit more obvious though.
 
Nikkie's an interesting case because imo she looks more feminine without makeup. Her face is quite round and the heavy makeup makes it look more angular, aka less feminine. To my knowledge she trooned out pretty young which helps too. I don't think anyone had really clocked her based on her videos alone where she's just sitting in front of the camera. Seeing pictures of just how TALL she is makes it a bit more obvious though.
Yeh I didn't even know she was trans either. She at least seems to have a level head and puts in the effort. Of course I can see it now but I didn't clock her until after I was told.
 
Already thinking of changing your screen name now that kiwis found them eh?
But then how will everyone know Kevin's a stunning and brave one?
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Voting for the other side doesn't mean they're out to get you.
I've said this in A&N albeit in a different form and I'll say it now:
Just because you want to put conservatives in a concentration camp doesn't mean conservatives want to put you in a concentration camp.
> “What we lose by thinking of rural America as a white stronghold. …” Logue drifted off. “You know, there’s plenty of space in those communities for queer voices.”
”queer: adjective. 1) weird, odd or different”
I see no lies.
Edit:Its also kinda creepy seeing 4 tr00ns stalking what seems to be a true and honest woman here
It's almost as if it's a fetish.
Gesundheit!
The body tries to seal up wounds. This is true whether those wounds are TRUE and HONEST vaginas or not. Sticking a dildo into those wounds is obviously not healthy.
This is typical, immature male incel/virgin behaviour.

Vade retro, Satanas!
do they think
No.
I like how that puff-piece article tried to paint our favorite gang of gun-toting white males as back-to-nature countercultural revolutionaries, but they're wearing Overwatch gear and are are sorrounded by heaps of corporate happy-meal merch.

I sperged out and looked up the wolf sanctuary mentioned in the article. It's like a mirror universe version of the tranch, and seems to be effective, self-sufficient, and not run by psychotic idiots.
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Colorado sure is beautiful. These nice shots of the landscape are nice refresher after the horrors contained in this thread.
This part stood out to me because it's like the antithesis of Kevin.
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"Our pungent community of unwashed kinksters gives Tenacious Unicorn Ranch an unmistakable character. Though we all share white middle-class backgrounds and a bed, passion for escaping our responsibilities and getting money and attention because we believe we deserve it ties us together. We strive to create a chaotic atmosphere at the ranch, focusing on our inability to plan ahead. We ignore each other everyday and try to cultivate entitlement, digusting fetishes, resentment, and regression on a personal and professional level. "
They sound like people I'd like to have a drink with. The troons, not so much.
The Virgin Tranch vs The Chad Mission Wolf

Even the name is more badass.
”Tenacious Unicorn Ranch” sounds like something my little sister would have called her gang of girls in primary school.
A visual representation of Kevin douching:
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Keep in mind that this is all exiting out of a fresh, opened, and never-healing wound owned by a man who fetishistically and routinely wears soiled diapers.
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Since you want to post Islamic content, take this.
 
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