Ok, so they released a new episode of the podcast. I've listened to it already and the contents were entertaining in the beginning. Later, i was just praying for it to finish.
-Chris goes on an enormous tangent about how bad US helathcare is by talking about an aquaintance that has Diabetis and he got fucked in the ass. Bob then tells it's not him.
-Chris talks about his work and about the book he wrote about measuring data for testing. In an amazing display of humility, Bob says Chris is the smart one and he even goes to call himself clown, saying he's a dancing monkey and he's happy being that. He even goes to imply that he's not necessary in the superior future, saying that if we go to space, he would have to use his brother. This might indicate that despite his smugness and ego, Bob still looks up to his brother. That or it's fake humility. I take the second for 500.
-Bob talks about Elon Musk, saying he's either a grifter or a retard for not making spaceships and he will make ICBMs for the US government. Chris gives his input in the matter, praising Google's business methods and saying that Musk is too old fashioned (says he follows a "Blue collar method") and a slave driver.
-They talk shortly about the finite resources on earth and the stupidity of humans to divert into the Capitol event, calling the people that stormed the building a bunch of retards. Bob advocates that they are stupid and evil and the great struggle that was surviving Trump. He compares Trump and his followers to the Raptors in Jurassic park: Dumb, but learning how to find weaknesess in the system. Chris joins in saying they are evil and that they do something so ludicrous that nobody expects in order to win, comparing the storming of the capitol to the insurrection against the british (not following the system and going overboard in order to take everyone by surprise). Bob compares them to ninjas saying they fight dirty and talks about how political elections are held up by a gentlemen's agreement between the parties in order to not fight dirty and let the best win (lol).
-Bob goes to talk about Nixon's Impeachment and JFK getting his brains blown out, saying the country managed his death very well and that something like that would plunge the country into chaos in current day. Even if the guy that got shot was a clone of Hitler. He rambles about how social media would make shit like this stay forever to the point people would become unhinged. Then goes to say that Nixon was a terrible president but he had the decorum to step down to not fuck things up. Talks about the Clintons being shady and Bill's impeachment and how that didn't stopped him from being a prez because he was popular, backed by the dems and the country was well.
-Bob keeps blathering about Trump's impeachment and saying that American politics is a mockery of British Politics, talking about the ceremonials of british politics in a crigeworthy tirade. Chris says British politics are archaic and US politics are a more refined and different than the brits.
-Bob goes to say Trump supporters tried to assasinate Mike Pence. Chris says he's scared because some of his coworkers are conservatives and a few of them believe the election was stolen. They salivate about Trump's second impeachment and possible incarceration. Bob talks about how he voted for Biden because he didn't wanted to die and wanted to enjoy the leadership of the "Harris administration", hoping she becomes prez without being voted. Bob praises Biden's campaign stunts and both hope that Biden's 2 years of presidency are great.
-Bob nearly creams himself over getting the vaccine and Chris brings up their health issues, hoping that both get vaccinated next month. They make a few jokes and Chris says that Bob is trying to take care of himself (doubtful) but Bob say's he should be in Tier 1 for the vaccine.
-Bob say's his "job" is affected by the coof and it sucks, cries over the current coof situation and rambles about watching movies in the cinema again, sperging about the next movies to consoom. Chris joins in this boring tirade talking about the new Godzilla movie and some of the older Kong and Godzilla movies, and both nearly cream themselves over seeing Gozilla fighting King Gidorah in Fenway Park. Both of them go into autism overdrive with Chris saying that was one of the most trascendental movie experiences he ever had and Bob nearly levitated out of his seat, liking that part as much as the first Avenger movies.
-They go onto some boring movie stuff, like Kingsman film production or shit that doesn't matter about actors. Chris says that Drive-ins are going to open and Bob doesn't sound very excited, as well as saying that he doesn't wan to watch Kong vs Godzilla on his laptop.
-Chris brings up the times they worked in DVD/video rental and how amazing it is to return movies to Target and how when he tried to return a movie he got his money back and kept the movie because Target employees didn't wanted to bother with it. Both are sad seeing physical media slowly dying.
-They talk about Kaiju Bowser for switch and how amazing it is. They begin to talk about Mario and i was amzed that Bob didn't went into overdrive.
-They shit again on Zack Snyder and go over some hollywood drama with WB nobody cares about.
-Chris tries to imitate what some other podcast did. He makes a "Redemption Roulette" with movies and movie personalities elected at random and they are forced to say something good about them. They have to say something good about Man of Steel and Ryan Johnson. It's horribly lame.
-They talk about Wandavision and how amazing it is when Disney does something a bit out of the ordinary. Bob talks all the time, constantly stumbling over his own words. When Bob finished, Chris sounded terribly tired.
This was far more painful than the latter and i was thinking about going over it again in order to catch some parts better. With my brain shutting off and their rambling going in constant circles i got lost a few times and when i finished i felt horribly tired. Sorry for the lengthy post, but i wanted to point out the most important details so you don't have to go through this.