Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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As I said, I believe climate change does exist and I believe it is a crisis, but we have to solve this crisis as a planet and unless China and India cut down on emissions along with the West, any climate agreements aren't worth the paper they're written on.
Sheep goes "BAAAAA".

Record CO2 has resulted in record forest grown in China, India, and elsewhere. Climate change has nothing to do with human activity. As for the UN policies, they're not about the environment. They're meant to weaken the populations of western nations by forcing them to outsource their jobs to China while also importing manufactured goods from China.
 
Why hasn’t Bob gone to any drive ins anyway? Surely there must’ve been some open in Massachusetts.
Because going to a Drive-In is such a Mayo ghoul thing.
The Superior Futurist doesn't take Sally Sue out to see a movie in his automobile he spent the afternoon cleaning up, he goes to AMC alone and orders enough greasy, stale junk food to feed 3 Kenyan families and gulps them down before the teasers end.

Climate change has nothing to do with human activity.
I disagree. Seeing retards toss out old car batteries at the river in my hometown for decades is definitely going to have adverse effects for the climate.
I don't think it's on the scale it's been politicized as, but there are definitely reprecussions to throwing so much shit in our rivers and oceans.
 
Because going to a Drive-In is such a Mayo ghoul thing.
The Superior Futurist doesn't take Sally Sue out to see a movie in his automobile he spent the afternoon cleaning up, he goes to AMC alone and orders enough greasy, stale junk food to feed 3 Kenyan families and gulps them down before the teasers end.


I disagree. Seeing retards toss out old car batteries at the river in my hometown for decades is definitely going to have adverse effects for the climate.
I don't think it's on the scale it's been politicized as, but there are definitely reprecussions to throwing so much shit in our rivers and oceans.
"Climate" refers to weather patterns. Not ground/water/groundwater pollution. There are serious environmental issues that mankind is responsible for and we need to address, but weather patterns aren't one of them.

The Liberal Party of Canada, led by Justin Trudeau
Just say "The Government of Canada". All mainstream Federal parties in Canada have the same policies. They just use different names to bamboozle you. Remember when Andrew Scheer told Canadians that if he was elected he would repeal the Carbon Tax? Do you remember what he promised to replace it with?
 
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It'd be a really horrible thing if the wind knocked over the Portajohn while Bob was in it. If such a thing were to happen, it'd be iron clad proof that God is real and He loves us.
I think just watching Bob trying trying to fit into the portajohn would be entertaining enough. I think the bigger opportunity from this situation though would be Bob being forced into close proximity with the workers, who like many tradespeople would more than likely be right leaning. Even if they aren't they're the sort of jobs Bob sees as obsolete so it'd be interesting to see how he'd react to them.
 
Robert always bringing up other peoples supposed daddy issues makes me think that he's the one who actually has them.
Bob, ironically, is projecting on a level you'd expect from Imax.
Some of it is Bob's native autism and personality disorders, but it really does seem that Bob and Chris's father just checked out or was emotionally unavailable.
The question is whether Pa Chipman gave up because his sons were bugmen or whether his sons were bugmen because he gave up.
Nah Bobby understands discipline all right. The right pronouns to use, the politico to worship, the social group to feel sadistic about, he knows all these through being continually disciplined -- and he does develope an erotic urge to the shemales and females who discipline and punish him.
I know. I'd be very unsurprised if he dreams of being a sex slave for one of his waifus. Of course, the question is ”if you're a well known politician or celebrity and you're already in a relationship, why would you shag a 40 year old virgin when there are many objectively better looking people who'd fuck you”.
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It doesn't matter whether the Capitol rioters were all white-supremacists or not. If not for our mercy they would all have been...* Hollywood evil laugh*
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1) Bob, I know you read this thread. Answer this question honestly and I'll have a lot more respect for you.
What do Trump supporters truly deserve? Don't give me a vague answer like ”accountability” because there are many ways to hold people accountable. Don't tell me that you'll bar them from the Superiyah Fyocha because that doesn't have any effect in the present day. Either have the balls to come out and say the quiet part out loud, or shut up.
2) that's fedora BS. He's either saying that the Crusaders and martyrs were stupid for defending their faith or that they're literal insurrectionists. Both are really stupid things to believe.
3) calm down, Blobert.
4) it's almost as if it's a fetish.
That's true. Whenever he has a minor disagreement with any of us he's on the attack, but when one of his feminist waifus tells him to stop being creepy on twitter he acts like it came completely out of nowhere.
The difference is that KF can't properly cancel him.
This is something I have contemplated for months, if not years now. I posit that Bob's, and indeed many white SJWs, worldview is built on a foundation of white supremacy so subversive that it appears anti-racist on the surface. Whether they acknowledge it or not, people like believe that PoCs and other minorities need their protection from the imaginary threats of the KKK or "Yatzhees" to prove that they are the "good ones." Indeed, they treat minorities with friendly condescension that makes it very clear that they do see them as equals and grow hostile if said minority expresses opinions that deviate from progressive orthodoxy. I often think refer to this phenomenon as "White Paternalism" and it's quite common on the lily-white left. For American Kiwis, I refer to the "honourable" Member for Papineau, Justin Trudeau, as an example.

Trudeau is the scion of immense material privilege who basically stumbled into his position on his father's name. Despite having a "diverse and gender-balanced" cabinet, it is he--the old stock Canadian--who it at the top giving orders. When one of his token minorities resists pressure to give his preferred corporation a sweetheart deal as Minister of Justice/Auditor General? He shuffles her to another ministry, then ejects her and another outspoken minister (a woman, no less. So much for being a feminist) from caucus for questioning him. Then he yells at the black MP when she gets sick of him treating her as a token and informs him that she will not run for reelection. Then there were those snide remarks at First Nations at an LPC fundraiser and don't get me started on his blackface scandal complete with the fake apologies.

Notice that Trudeau never would allow himself to be under the authority of a person of colour and/or a woman? It's almost as if the rich white man has to be the Great White Messiah for the wretched masses that need his guidance. Bob is exact same, just without the money or the male-stripper looks.
Agreed. It's funny how the majority of people I saw at BLM rallies were white.
Sounds like a fancy way of saying
"I came here to be fat and I accomplished what I set out to do." -Bob "Fat the Fash" Chipman
If he seriously thinks that a cop's going to be turned away by a fat guy he's in the wrong.
Bobby uses his big boy words! Yay!
He's attached to movie theaters because he grew up with them. He's afraid services like HBOMax will replace them.
Whatever happened to obsolescents being replaced by muh Supeeryah Fyoocha?
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Oh Blobby, that's because she's the one screaming in his face and you're the one cowering silently.

Blobby is out manned by a little girl. Unsurprising
And that's pretending this happened.
Hang on. Since when did bankrupting themselves prove to be a bad thing?
A Chris Chapman version of the Financhu Crisis would definitely be funny.
Sheep goes "BAAAAA".

Record CO2 has resulted in record forest grown in China, India, and elsewhere. Climate change has nothing to do with human activity. As for the UN policies, they're not about the environment. They're meant to weaken the populations of western nations by forcing them to outsource their jobs to China while also importing manufactured goods from China.
And that record CO2 traps sunlight making the earth warmer and melting the ice caps, causing rising sea levels. It's not rocket science.
 
Bob, ironically, is projecting on a level you'd expect from Imax.

The question is whether Pa Chipman gave up because his sons were bugmen or whether his sons were bugmen because he gave up.

I know. I'd be very unsurprised if he dreams of being a sex slave for one of his waifus. Of course, the question is ”if you're a well known politician or celebrity and you're already in a relationship, why would you shag a 40 year old virgin when there are many objectively better looking people who'd fuck you”.

1) Bob, I know you read this thread. Answer this question honestly and I'll have a lot more respect for you.
What do Trump supporters truly deserve? Don't give me a vague answer like ”accountability” because there are many ways to hold people accountable. Don't tell me that you'll bar them from the Superiyah Fyocha because that doesn't have any effect in the present day. Either have the balls to come out and say the quiet part out loud, or shut up.
2) that's fedora BS. He's either saying that the Crusaders and martyrs were stupid for defending their faith or that they're literal insurrectionists. Both are really stupid things to believe.
3) calm down, Blobert.
4) it's almost as if it's a fetish.

The difference is that KF can't properly cancel him.

Agreed. It's funny how the majority of people I saw at BLM rallies were white.

If he seriously thinks that a cop's going to be turned away by a fat guy he's in the wrong.

Bobby uses his big boy words! Yay!

Whatever happened to obsolescents being replaced by muh Supeeryah Fyoocha?

And that's pretending this happened.

A Chris Chapman version of the Financhu Crisis would definitely be funny.

And that record CO2 traps sunlight making the earth warmer and melting the ice caps, causing rising sea levels. It's not rocket science.
The record CO2 is absorbed by the record forest growth and turned into oxygen. It's not rocket science.

He means he wants half of the US put into gulags.
 
The record CO2 is absorbed by the record forest growth and turned into oxygen. It's not rocket science.
Then why have sea levels risen?
I wonder if Chris still has the ladder on his roof that is visible on Google Street View. Or if the Christmas star and lights are still on there on the front side of the hovel.
I wonder if Chris still has a kitchen that looks like Chernobyl.
 
Hey, would mainly do this to sate my curiosity. How badly would Bob lash out when he finds a better version of himself? Someone that is satisfied, happy and is level headed in pretty much every moment? How would react when he sees what could be himself?

I think we all kinda have in our minds our answers to this and it would be hilarious nonetheless.

Holy shit, i can already hear his anus screaming in anguish when he reads something like that. Or saying that Batman vs Superman is a "heartfelt story of opposites finding a common understanding through their humanity".
(This is not necessarily directed at you; it's for anyone who wants to troll Bob.)

Here's the thing about cows: we cannot predict how they'll react to outside stimuli. That unpredictability is one of the reasons we discourage troll ops. Chris-Chan is a good example. Ben Saint wanted to start the "Slime Saga" with Chris, but in spite of his best efforts (including throwing money at Chris), Chris would not rise to the bait. On the other hand, Chris absolutely flipped his shit when Sonic got blue arms, something nobody saw coming, which is why it was so funny when it happened.

Bob may flip his shit. But Bob may also look at the parody account and dismiss it without a second thought. DSP has haters who run a parody Twitter account (LightSydePhil), and DSP doesn't seem to care, yet the hater's autism is such that they don't stop.

If there is absolutely one person who can perfectly troll a cow, though, it is the cow themselves. Remember "a small amount for an average person?" Lindsay BTFOing Bob? No troll incited these incidents. They came about naturally. Nobody trolls Moviebob like Moviebob.

Sit back, grab some McDonalds, and enjoy the show, friendo.
 
- It's screening movies he wants to be seen only at cinemas because his autism is so high that he feels that's the proper and only way to see those movies.
Some people are weird about how they view movies. Back in highschool, me and a buddy went to his girlfriends place for a christmas party. Met her parents, did all the pleasentries. Her dad pulls me aside. Asks if I've seen the theatre. Say no. Takes me upstairs to watch the large battle scene from The Gladiator with the audio set to his specific levels.

It was worth it.
 
There'd be two ways to troll Bob. One is an account just retweeting and highlighting his absolute worst genocide fantasies like ResetEraTakes did. Call it "ThisIsWhatBobActuallyBelieves" or whatever. Just uncommented retweets and screenshots of Bob's ubridled madness.
The other way would be the MovieChad, basically just reversing MovieBob's personality.
I don't think the latter would bother Bob, it'd go right under his radar. Retweeting his takes would be noticed by him, and I think he'd be pissed off that someone posts his stuff "out of context". He has a great fear of being misunderstood coupled with zero impulse control, and he thinks his vile fantasies are ok "in context".
 
Does Chez Chipman look like a repurposed barn or is it just me?

Also, are non-essential renovations a good idea during a pandemic, while needing to e-beg?
I think that hovel is too small to be a repurposed barn. It's some hideous dated architecture that was obsolete in the 1970s. I've seen houses roughly similar in shape, though the brickwork is something I haven't seen in that style of house before. I don't think any barn starts off life with a brick corner like that. The way chris took that picture makes it look skewed as hell though.
 
I think that hovel is too small to be a repurposed barn. It's some hideous dated architecture that was obsolete in the 1970s. I've seen houses roughly similar in shape, though the brickwork is something I haven't seen in that style of house before. I don't think any barn starts off life with a brick corner like that. The way chris took that picture makes it look skewed as hell though.
The neighbouring houses have a similar style with the wood paneling, but Chris' hovel has the ugliest colour and seems to be in most disrepair according to Street View. It helps that the other houses don't have their Christmas lights up or random ladders left on their roofs. You can tell it's the white trash mansion at the end of the street.
 
Ok, so they released a new episode of the podcast. I've listened to it already and the contents were entertaining in the beginning. Later, i was just praying for it to finish.
-Chris goes on an enormous tangent about how bad US helathcare is by talking about an aquaintance that has Diabetis and he got fucked in the ass. Bob then tells it's not him.
-Chris talks about his work and about the book he wrote about measuring data for testing. In an amazing display of humility, Bob says Chris is the smart one and he even goes to call himself clown, saying he's a dancing monkey and he's happy being that. He even goes to imply that he's not necessary in the superior future, saying that if we go to space, he would have to use his brother. This might indicate that despite his smugness and ego, Bob still looks up to his brother. That or it's fake humility. I take the second for 500.
-Bob talks about Elon Musk, saying he's either a grifter or a retard for not making spaceships and he will make ICBMs for the US government. Chris gives his input in the matter, praising Google's business methods and saying that Musk is too old fashioned (says he follows a "Blue collar method") and a slave driver.
-They talk shortly about the finite resources on earth and the stupidity of humans to divert into the Capitol event, calling the people that stormed the building a bunch of retards. Bob advocates that they are stupid and evil and the great struggle that was surviving Trump. He compares Trump and his followers to the Raptors in Jurassic park: Dumb, but learning how to find weaknesess in the system. Chris joins in saying they are evil and that they do something so ludicrous that nobody expects in order to win, comparing the storming of the capitol to the insurrection against the british (not following the system and going overboard in order to take everyone by surprise). Bob compares them to ninjas saying they fight dirty and talks about how political elections are held up by a gentlemen's agreement between the parties in order to not fight dirty and let the best win (lol).
-Bob goes to talk about Nixon's Impeachment and JFK getting his brains blown out, saying the country managed his death very well and that something like that would plunge the country into chaos in current day. Even if the guy that got shot was a clone of Hitler. He rambles about how social media would make shit like this stay forever to the point people would become unhinged. Then goes to say that Nixon was a terrible president but he had the decorum to step down to not fuck things up. Talks about the Clintons being shady and Bill's impeachment and how that didn't stopped him from being a prez because he was popular, backed by the dems and the country was well.
-Bob keeps blathering about Trump's impeachment and saying that American politics is a mockery of British Politics, talking about the ceremonials of british politics in a crigeworthy tirade. Chris says British politics are archaic and US politics are a more refined and different than the brits.
-Bob goes to say Trump supporters tried to assasinate Mike Pence. Chris says he's scared because some of his coworkers are conservatives and a few of them believe the election was stolen. They salivate about Trump's second impeachment and possible incarceration. Bob talks about how he voted for Biden because he didn't wanted to die and wanted to enjoy the leadership of the "Harris administration", hoping she becomes prez without being voted. Bob praises Biden's campaign stunts and both hope that Biden's 2 years of presidency are great.
-Bob nearly creams himself over getting the vaccine and Chris brings up their health issues, hoping that both get vaccinated next month. They make a few jokes and Chris says that Bob is trying to take care of himself (doubtful) but Bob say's he should be in Tier 1 for the vaccine.
-Bob say's his "job" is affected by the coof and it sucks, cries over the current coof situation and rambles about watching movies in the cinema again, sperging about the next movies to consoom. Chris joins in this boring tirade talking about the new Godzilla movie and some of the older Kong and Godzilla movies, and both nearly cream themselves over seeing Gozilla fighting King Gidorah in Fenway Park. Both of them go into autism overdrive with Chris saying that was one of the most trascendental movie experiences he ever had and Bob nearly levitated out of his seat, liking that part as much as the first Avenger movies.
-They go onto some boring movie stuff, like Kingsman film production or shit that doesn't matter about actors. Chris says that Drive-ins are going to open and Bob doesn't sound very excited, as well as saying that he doesn't wan to watch Kong vs Godzilla on his laptop.
-Chris brings up the times they worked in DVD/video rental and how amazing it is to return movies to Target and how when he tried to return a movie he got his money back and kept the movie because Target employees didn't wanted to bother with it. Both are sad seeing physical media slowly dying.
-They talk about Kaiju Bowser for switch and how amazing it is. They begin to talk about Mario and i was amzed that Bob didn't went into overdrive.
-They shit again on Zack Snyder and go over some hollywood drama with WB nobody cares about.
-Chris tries to imitate what some other podcast did. He makes a "Redemption Roulette" with movies and movie personalities elected at random and they are forced to say something good about them. They have to say something good about Man of Steel and Ryan Johnson. It's horribly lame.
-They talk about Wandavision and how amazing it is when Disney does something a bit out of the ordinary. Bob talks all the time, constantly stumbling over his own words. When Bob finished, Chris sounded terribly tired.

This was far more painful than the latter and i was thinking about going over it again in order to catch some parts better. With my brain shutting off and their rambling going in constant circles i got lost a few times and when i finished i felt horribly tired. Sorry for the lengthy post, but i wanted to point out the most important details so you don't have to go through this.
 
- It's screening movies he wants to be seen only at cinemas because his autism is so high that he feels that's the proper and only way to see those movies.
It's moments like these when he outshines all autistic cows on these forums including the patron saint of this site. It's Sonic's arm color all over again.

- Motion Picture Boebert is team Disney/Marvel, and HBOMax is owned by the competition; DC & AT&T. He has to hate it. He finds loyalty to a corporation the most sincere form of morality.

- His bullies probably talked about shows on HBO like The Wire or The Sopranos to Bob's crushes, while Bob wanted to talk to them about Tarzan or Brother Bear and was relentlessly mocked/ignored for it. So HBO has got to go or something, IDK.
In general I really don't get this whole concept of being loyal to a company that at best sees you as a source of income and at worst actively hates you because you don't agree with them on some social issue or another. Blobbo should consider getting some exercise and eating less junk food instead of worrying about what Marvel thinks of him or whatever the fuck. He won't though, so we can look forward to ever increasing amounts of angry fatso over the coming years.

:edit: Here's a question that's probably been asked and answered before but is still bugging me regardless: Is blobbo one of the lolcows who's in the top ten/twenty/fifty/hundred as far as pageviews go? How much interest is there in the Blob and his blubbery antics? He doesn't have a dedicated sub-forum so I don't think he's the single most gawked at moron on here, but surely he must be pretty high up the list, right?
 
Ok, so they released a new episode of the podcast. I've listened to it already and the contents were entertaining in the beginning. Later, i was just praying for it to finish.
-Chris goes on an enormous tangent about how bad US helathcare is by talking about an aquaintance that has Diabetis and he got fucked in the ass. Bob then tells it's not him.
-Chris talks about his work and about the book he wrote about measuring data for testing. In an amazing display of humility, Bob says Chris is the smart one and he even goes to call himself clown, saying he's a dancing monkey and he's happy being that. He even goes to imply that he's not necessary in the superior future, saying that if we go to space, he would have to use his brother. This might indicate that despite his smugness and ego, Bob still looks up to his brother. That or it's fake humility. I take the second for 500.
-Bob talks about Elon Musk, saying he's either a grifter or a retard for not making spaceships and he will make ICBMs for the US government. Chris gives his input in the matter, praising Google's business methods and saying that Musk is too old fashioned (says he follows a "Blue collar method") and a slave driver.
-They talk shortly about the finite resources on earth and the stupidity of humans to divert into the Capitol event, calling the people that stormed the building a bunch of retards. Bob advocates that they are stupid and evil and the great struggle that was surviving Trump. He compares Trump and his followers to the Raptors in Jurassic park: Dumb, but learning how to find weaknesess in the system. Chris joins in saying they are evil and that they do something so ludicrous that nobody expects in order to win, comparing the storming of the capitol to the insurrection against the british (not following the system and going overboard in order to take everyone by surprise). Bob compares them to ninjas saying they fight dirty and talks about how political elections are held up by a gentlemen's agreement between the parties in order to not fight dirty and let the best win (lol).
-Bob goes to talk about Nixon's Impeachment and JFK getting his brains blown out, saying the country managed his death very well and that something like that would plunge the country into chaos in current day. Even if the guy that got shot was a clone of Hitler. He rambles about how social media would make shit like this stay forever to the point people would become unhinged. Then goes to say that Nixon was a terrible president but he had the decorum to step down to not fuck things up. Talks about the Clintons being shady and Bill's impeachment and how that didn't stopped him from being a prez because he was popular, backed by the dems and the country was well.
-Bob keeps blathering about Trump's impeachment and saying that American politics is a mockery of British Politics, talking about the ceremonials of british politics in a crigeworthy tirade. Chris says British politics are archaic and US politics are a more refined and different than the brits.
-Bob goes to say Trump supporters tried to assasinate Mike Pence. Chris says he's scared because some of his coworkers are conservatives and a few of them believe the election was stolen. They salivate about Trump's second impeachment and possible incarceration. Bob talks about how he voted for Biden because he didn't wanted to die and wanted to enjoy the leadership of the "Harris administration", hoping she becomes prez without being voted. Bob praises Biden's campaign stunts and both hope that Biden's 2 years of presidency are great.
-Bob nearly creams himself over getting the vaccine and Chris brings up their health issues, hoping that both get vaccinated next month. They make a few jokes and Chris says that Bob is trying to take care of himself (doubtful) but Bob say's he should be in Tier 1 for the vaccine.
-Bob say's his "job" is affected by the coof and it sucks, cries over the current coof situation and rambles about watching movies in the cinema again, sperging about the next movies to consoom. Chris joins in this boring tirade talking about the new Godzilla movie and some of the older Kong and Godzilla movies, and both nearly cream themselves over seeing Gozilla fighting King Gidorah in Fenway Park. Both of them go into autism overdrive with Chris saying that was one of the most trascendental movie experiences he ever had and Bob nearly levitated out of his seat, liking that part as much as the first Avenger movies.
-They go onto some boring movie stuff, like Kingsman film production or shit that doesn't matter about actors. Chris says that Drive-ins are going to open and Bob doesn't sound very excited, as well as saying that he doesn't wan to watch Kong vs Godzilla on his laptop.
-Chris brings up the times they worked in DVD/video rental and how amazing it is to return movies to Target and how when he tried to return a movie he got his money back and kept the movie because Target employees didn't wanted to bother with it. Both are sad seeing physical media slowly dying.
-They talk about Kaiju Bowser for switch and how amazing it is. They begin to talk about Mario and i was amzed that Bob didn't went into overdrive.
-They shit again on Zack Snyder and go over some hollywood drama with WB nobody cares about.
-Chris tries to imitate what some other podcast did. He makes a "Redemption Roulette" with movies and movie personalities elected at random and they are forced to say something good about them. They have to say something good about Man of Steel and Ryan Johnson. It's horribly lame.
-They talk about Wandavision and how amazing it is when Disney does something a bit out of the ordinary. Bob talks all the time, constantly stumbling over his own words. When Bob finished, Chris sounded terribly tired.

This was far more painful than the latter and i was thinking about going over it again in order to catch some parts better. With my brain shutting off and their rambling going in constant circles i got lost a few times and when i finished i felt horribly tired. Sorry for the lengthy post, but i wanted to point out the most important details so you don't have to go through this.
And we salute you for suffering through it for our sakes.
:semperfidelis:

It is interesting, though, how uncoordinated Bob becomes without a script or the magic of video editing.
 
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