Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Moviebob thinks liberals should tolerate his unlikable asshole behavior because at least he's an asshole who's fighting for "the right things."

No Bob. You're not nearly attractive enough for people to tolerate your personality.

The ironic thing is that he refuses to treat leftists who he dislikes with the kid gloves he expects them to treat him with.

As always, Blob's a hypocrite.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bobby fancies himself a Machiavellian mastermind, a chessplayer to whom everything is under calculation, every person and institution is a pawn, and no move is illegal. He doesn't understand that the Machiavellian mastermind doesn't exist outside Hollywood.

He also doesn't understand that only the audience sees what they really are. Successful manipulators present a facade of decent behavior. They certainly don't go around making proclamations about how real power is 30% dirty deeds covered up by 70% aesthetic artifice. When they mass murder people, they pretend to have been regretfully driven to it by the extreme wickedness of their enemies, not rant and rave about they always knew that their enemies were utterly worthless subhumans. He is a strange creature: a loathsome individual who loves and worships the Big Lie, but is too profoundly autistic to ever actually craft one.

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I'm convinced that the only reason that he's ever heard of this youkai is his fetish for Amazonian women.

Again, Robert is talking from this weird "movie world" perspective he has.

Slight power-level here, but I was military for 1 year and a half (not american military, where I'm from once you turn 18 you get the chance to serve for a a short period to become a reserve and get a small salary, and I needed the money).

Anyway, during my stay, sure, the officers were firm, and if you screwed up bad you would get punished or at least some yells... but Robert seems to think the military operates like fucking Full Metal jacket, with psychos dressed up as Sargents. Not at all, everybody is a adult there, and you do the tasks that you are told to and that is it, none of that "you are the scum of the earth, pay me 50 push ups!!!!"

Obviously I don't know how it goes in the US military, but I think it would be safe to assume that they act like adults as well and not some Hollywood caricature.

As for Trump, first time hearing about his relationship with the secret service, but one thing everybody says about Trump is, that while his public image comes across as unsavory, when you are 1 on 1 with the man, he is quite charismatic and charming, and makes sure to know everybody on his staff by first name, so it is quite possible he was quite kind to his secret service agents.

Makes more sense than just assigning "Daddy issues" to highly trained professionals because that is what Robert saw on crappy, overrated war dramas movies.

Boot camp is specifically made to break down recruits so that they can be reshaped into soldiers. It is not representative of the day-to-day US servicemember experience. And Full Metal Jacket isn't even representative of boot camp, especially not anymore; ironically, it was watered down somewhat in response to public shock at Full Metal Jacket itself. Yes, the military is a stressful and important job, and this can mean being yelled at when you screw up. (The same could be said about a number of other professions.) But the adversarial, screaming, apparently-psycho DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY PUSH-UPS, MAGGOT commanding officer is a role played by drill instructors in a specific, temporally-circumscribed setting. There is a reason that R. Lee Ermey went from being an actual drill instructor to being an actor; his job as a drill instructor already was acting! He did not act like Gunnery Sergeant Hartman all the time in day-to-day life.

Literally all the exercise Blobby needs at his weight is to fucking walk and not stuff his face with food all day. Actually considering how fat he is he doesn't even need to do the walking, he's having to eat so much food to maintain his weight, if he cut out tea and cokes and just drank water and then ate a sensible amount of food he wouldn't even have to exercise the pounds would drop off.

Don't forget all the empty calories from the beer Pabst Blue Ribbon he drinks. Really, quitting alcohol would probably be the single best thing he could do for himself at this point; he'd sleep better (which would help his temper), he'd lose weight (which would help with the sleep), and he'd be less likely to thoughtlessly tweet angry-drunk bullshit, which would help his reputation.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Really, quitting alcohol would probably be the single best thing he could do for himself at this point

Which means, of course, that he won't do it.

 

[hot hot leg]

Tuesday: "People only think ill of me because of doxxing forums."

Thursday: "IT IS GOOD TO BE SADISTIC. IT IS GOOD TO BE SADISTIC. IT IS GOOD TO BE SADISTIC. GO INTO THE MEAT GRINDER."

Bob is very sane.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob gets the whole "Daddy Issues" from one place and one place only.

Movies.

The big one is "The Rock", that old movie with Nick Cage and Sean Connery. Nick Cage's character is constantly going on about daddy issues.

Like almost everything else in the smooth orb of protein keeping his skull from caving in, it's just something he took from a movie.

He’s also Rock Murray off of Degrassi. Vindictive asshole creeper who shoots up the school (episode where Drake gets crippled).

 

[Ita Mori]

Our Secret Service agents apparently have daddy issues:

This fat faggot couldn't run you 30ft without gasping and he has the gall to act like he spent time among LEO/Military boys at the barracks/in training. Everyone knows you get your knowledge from hollywood, Chipman.
Robert, you're supposed to be retardedly funny, like your brother. Not just retarded.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Robert always bringing up other peoples supposed daddy issues makes me think that he's the one who actually has them.

 

[instythot]

Robert always bringing up other peoples supposed daddy issues makes me think that he's the one who actually has them.

Is this train of thought a surprise to anyone? If you had a son like Bob, how much time would you spend working late or saying "shut the fuck up. Christ, I don't fucking care" ?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob's father apparently taught Bob very little about being a man. He doesn't know how to dress, how to act appropriately in a business setting, how to talk to the opposite sex, how to treat other people. Some of it is Bob's native autism and personality disorders, but it really does seem that Bob and Chris's father just checked out or was emotionally unavailable.

 

[Ita Mori]

Bob's dad was probably a cuck who worked at a big company.
Look at em'; they bend over for big business and have no problems, even pride, in being betas.

 

[Positron]

um excuse me Bobby and Angel, referring to someone as "person" is misgendering SINCE WHEN?!!!!! WTF. It's literally not. It's AVOIDING pronoun use, not "using the wrong pronoun". Gawd people are sofa king dumb.

I'm just amused by the irony "It's good to be sadistic but 'misgendering' is beyond the pale!", but then, tactics and targets.

Bob never played sports, so he doesn't understand the respect you can feel for a tough coach isn't necessarily related to daddy beating your ass or neglecting you.

He's also a sped, so he can't make the leap with tough teachers. And given how many women are teachers, it's somewhat misogynist that he can't associate discipline and good results with women - only men.

Nah Bobby understands discipline all right. The right pronouns to use, the politico to worship, the social group to feel sadistic about, he knows all these through being continually disciplined -- and he does develope an erotic urge to the shemales and females who discipline and punish him.

Where would we rate Bob in the Dunning-Kruger scale for KF? He's surely got to be a top contender for king shit of that mountain.

Definitely NOT the top. Bobby would have to contend with Rhys McKinnon.

 

[Honest Coyote]

I have a question. My sample size thus far is limited, but why are Lolcows so likely to be extreme Dunning-Kruger cases? I have read all of the Saga of Bob, the Felicia Day/Wil Wheaton, and the Tony Goldmark threads. The gulf between these people's self-perception and observable reality is as vast as the void between the stars. It's a mystery to me.

I think it's less lolcows have the traits and more those traits lead them to be lolcows. A mere sperg would have some ideas of their limits and know when to stop.

It's also their need to overshare everything, probably some cluster B narcissism tying it all together. We've all made mistakes: forgot to swap over the wash, left ice cream out overnight, put gas in a diesel or vice versa, etc. We don't share it online though, because why would you post your L's? If Bob was just some crappy fat movie critic on YouTube, this thread would be 10 pages tops. But because of his delusions of graduer and belief in celebrity status, he posts his eugenic screeds about being an ubermensh purifying the land from his high school bulli- I mean, rednecks, while also be the least perfect specimen possible. He's more like the pile where the nazi wonder scientist had to stuff the bad traits for storage. If Bob would accept that he isn't a celebrity and quit sharing everything on social media, this thread would dry up overnight

 

[Tronathon242]

Robert always bringing up other peoples supposed daddy issues makes me think that he's the one who actually has them.

Nail, meet head. We can go have your pancakes now and then get laid near Brainerd.

But has he ever mentioned anything detailed about his father or his mother? Even that auto-biography he wrote didn't mention much about anything other than his two top priorities in life: himself and Mario. There are many questions that need answers regarding them.

 

[Positron]

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[mandatorylurk]

So that's the Chipman house, passed down and shows neglect. Like everything with the Chipman's that's depressing. I bet that window that was removed has been there for years and they couldn't even try a quick coast of paint just to clean everything up in that time.

 

[LightShow]

The ironic thing is that he refuses to treat leftists who he dislikes with the kid gloves he expects them to treat him with.

As always, Blob's a hypocrite.

That's true. Whenever he has a minor disagreement with any of us he's on the attack, but when one of his feminist waifus tells him to stop being creepy on twitter he acts like it came completely out of nowhere.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Nah Bobby understands discipline all right. The right pronouns to use, the politico to worship, the social group to feel sadistic about, he knows all these through being continually disciplined -- and he does develope an erotic urge to the shemales and females who discipline and punish him.

This just painted the world's most depraved picture of Robert and Peter Coffin in my mind.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I know Bob is trying to be tongue-in-cheek here, but all of what he said is true and it makes him look all the more pathetic..

This is something I have contemplated for months, if not years now. I posit that Bob's, and indeed many white SJWs, worldview is built on a foundation of white supremacy so subversive that it appears anti-racist on the surface. Whether they acknowledge it or not, people like believe that PoCs and other minorities need their protection from the imaginary threats of the KKK or "Yatzhees" to prove that they are the "good ones." Indeed, they treat minorities with friendly condescension that makes it very clear that they do see them as equals and grow hostile if said minority expresses opinions that deviate from progressive orthodoxy. I often think refer to this phenomenon as "White Paternalism" and it's quite common on the lily-white left. For American Kiwis, I refer to the "honourable" Member for Papineau, Justin Trudeau, as an example.

Trudeau is the scion of immense material privilege who basically stumbled into his position on his father's name. Despite having a "diverse and gender-balanced" cabinet, it is he--the old stock Canadian--who it at the top giving orders. When one of his token minorities resists pressure to give his preferred corporation a sweetheart deal as Minister of Justice/Auditor General? He shuffles her to another ministry, then ejects her and another outspoken minister (a woman, no less. So much for being a feminist) from caucus for questioning him. Then he yells at the black MP when she gets sick of him treating her as a token and informs him that she will not run for reelection. Then there were those snide remarks at First Nations at an LPC fundraiser and don't get me started on his blackface scandal complete with the fake apologies.

Notice that Trudeau never would allow himself to be under the authority of a person of colour and/or a woman? It's almost as if the rich white man has to be the Great White Messiah for the wretched masses that need his guidance. Bob is exact same, just without the money or the male-stripper looks.

 

[LightShow]

It's also their need to overshare everything, probably some cluster B narcissism tying it all together. We've all made mistakes: forgot to swap over the wash, left ice cream out overnight, put gas in a diesel or vice versa, etc. We don't share it online though, because why would you post your L's? If Bob was just some crappy fat movie critic on YouTube, this thread would be 10 pages tops. But because of his delusions of graduer and belief in celebrity status, he posts his eugenic screeds about being an ubermensh purifying the land from his high school bulli- I mean, rednecks, while also be the least perfect specimen possible. He's more like the pile where the nazi wonder scientist had to stuff the bad traits for storage. If Bob would accept that he isn't a celebrity and quit sharing everything on social media, this thread would dry up overnight

That's true. His Big Picture show is pretty inoffensive, and if it didn't share a youtube feed with Zero Punctuation, it likely would never have taken off (in fact, I didn't even notice when it was taken off until I gave it a scroll pretty recently). Sure he shared some bad takes from time to time, but his presentation was clean, and he usually managed to come across as, at the very least, a thoughtful kind of guy. When he has the time to proofread and edit what he's about to say he's generally more likely to clean it up and filter out some of the crap. When he's drunkenly raging at a live audience on twitter, we're getting his first draft. If Bob were just a low-profile normal guy who wrote articles for Kotaku about his thoughts on the Ninja Turtles movies, he'd probably still have a pretty clean reputation. Heck, he might even be likable.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

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Did Chris post actual pics of what he's renovating too, or is he inept at simple before and after photos and thinks people give a shit about housing materials still in the packaging and a portajohn on his front yard?