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Seeing him gush over lesbian movies set before the 21st century is making my spine cringe out hard.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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True but how often do you get to see an entire country disappoint Bob?
That it's non-white meaning he can't REALLY unload his incel rage at them just makes it all the sweeter.
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um excuse me Bobby and Angel, referring to someone as "person" is misgendering SINCE WHEN?!!!!! WTF. It's literally not. It's AVOIDING pronoun use, not "using the wrong pronoun". Gawd people are sofa king dumb.
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Just to reaffirm that, here's another example of his projection of "Daddy issues".Apparently Bobby thinks it is common for parents to want their children dead.
Kids, this is how you end up if you believe in the "lived experience" of trannies!
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Bob never played sports, so he doesn't understand the respect you can feel for a tough coach isn't necessarily related to daddy beating your ass or neglecting you.
He's also a sped, so he can't make the leap with tough teachers. And given how many women are teachers, it's somewhat misogynist that he can't associate discipline and good results with women - only men.
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Bob is such a blubbering fat fucking COWARD. I'd love to see what would happen if he stepped up to an actual "Mil/LEO" and told them they had daddy issues.
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I have a question. My sample size thus far is limited, but why are Lolcows so likely to be extreme Dunning-Kruger cases? I have read all of the Saga of Bob, the Felicia Day/Wil Wheaton, and the Tony Goldmark threads. The gulf between these people's self-perception and observable reality is as vast as the void between the stars. It's a mystery to me.
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I think it's less lolcows have the traits and more those traits lead them to be lolcows. A mere sperg would have some ideas of their limits and know when to stop.
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Again, Robert is talking from this weird "movie world" perspective he has.
Slight power-level here, but I was military for 1 year and a half (not american military, where I'm from once you turn 18 you get the chance to serve for a a short period to become a reserve and get a small salary, and I needed the money).
Anyway, during my stay, sure, the officers were firm, and if you screwed up bad you would get punished or at least some yells... but Robert seems to think the military operates like fucking Full Metal jacket, with psychos dressed up as Sargents. Not at all, everybody is a adult there, and you do the tasks that you are told to and that is it, none of that "you are the scum of the earth, pay me 50 push ups!!!!"
Obviously I don't know how it goes in the US military, but I think it would be safe to assume that they act like adults as well and not some Hollywood caricature.
As for Trump, first time hearing about his relationship with the secret service, but one thing everybody says about Trump is, that while his public image comes across as unsavory, when you are 1 on 1 with the man, he is quite charismatic and charming, and makes sure to know everybody on his staff by first name, so it is quite possible he was quite kind to his secret service agents.
Makes more sense than just assigning "Daddy issues" to highly trained professionals because that is what Robert saw on crappy, overrated war dramas movies.
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There was that protest he went to a year or two ago where he protected m'lady from BPD's finest, if you believe his tale.
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Extreme Dunning-Kruger helps to get into lolcowdom. An important factor for becoming a lolcow is lack of reflection and a distorted percetion of self and the world. People thinking (and saying out loud) things that are clearly and demonstratably false are hilarious, especially when they concern these people themselves. And Dunning-Kruger is basically just that.
The American military's Drill Instructors are harsh, but fair when it comes to troop treatment. They know exactly what is necessary to create social bonds between would be squad mates by becoming the "enemy" of the squad. They also know that there is no such thing as over preparing someone for the frontlines.
With that said, there has been curtailments on physical punishments over the last few decades, citing some isolated cases of abuse by Instructors. In all honesty though, they were very few and far between.
The reality is that most of the outrage and calls for curtailments on such punishments were due to movies like Full Metal Jacket. Anti-war movies that heavily embellishes troop abuses for the sake of the message rather than reflecting reality.
Bob is of course, as always, dead wrong about everything and thinks movies=real life.
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If we want maximum Chipman Chimping, make the profile pic of the_moviechad a Bob photoshopped to be a healthy weight, have the account seem like it genuinely enjoys the things he talks about and handle disagreements with an "I disagree, but hope that one day you'll see things my way. In the meantime, I wish you a joyous life" template
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He really doesn't understand what tough love is, does he. Its not daddy issues, its respect for the guy who didn't take it easy on you and made sure you were prepared to not die out in whatever mess you'd get involved in. I've talked with vets and asked about this because there's times I wondered if I'd have benefited from enlisting, but never did so.
I cannot in any world imagine a Secret Service agent on such an important detail being a frail enough bitch to be upset by Trumps words, but military types are the kind to respect the sort of balls you'd need to walk into NK without an immediate escort. The worst treatment I can think of for them is Trumps constant public events everywhere, all the time, which is just more work for them, maybe a few agents out in the cold rain. And if a tough schedule and inclemented weather was enough to push you over the mental edge into full on salt instead of standard issue bitching, I couldn't see them making the Service.
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You know I've seen a lot of people making a big deal that trump could lose his secret service detail after the second impeachment is concluded, wink wink. How is that any less incitement to violence than "we love you, go home?"
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In his story, by his own account, some girl was screaming at the cops. Not Bob. Bob was standing there, ready to interpose his bulk between the gestapo and m'lady dangerhair if the HECKING PIGS moved in to start cracking skulls. The reality is that cops are trained in crowd control, and know that some screaming chick is no threat at all, and neither was the fat nerd in a sportscoat and a funny-book t-shirt. I really enjoyed that story. Even when Bob tries to make himself the protagonist, he's still supremely passive.
It's drummed into your head over and over at drill instructor courses that one of the quickest ways to end your military career and possibly start a new one in the stockade is to physically lay hands on a recruit. And an officer in a position of authority is told that covering up or ignoring allegations of physical abuse by a recruit will likely do the same thing. Full Metal Jacket and movies like it depict a military culture that no longer exists, really. The most widespread "physical" abuse comes from drill instructors using their positions of authority to sleep with female recruits, mostly willingly but sometimes under pressure.
Now, as for the Trumps and the Secret Service, I think they got along fine. If they didn't, I'm sure it would have leaked. God knows everything else got thrown at the wall, but no one ever alleged anything Secret Service-related that seemed remotely credible.
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If the SS loved him, he didn't treat them like shit. I read a book about them a couple of years ago, and they're basically apolitical puppies and will love you as long as you don't mistreat them. The only ones the SS didn't like were Johnson, Nancy Reagan, the Clintons and the Gores. Hillary would treat them like servants, and the Gores would tell their kid(s) that if you got bad grades/flunked out of school you'd end up a loser like them. Bush, Obama, Carter, etc were well liked by the SS because they showed a modicum of respect for the service.
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Where would we rate Bob in the Dunning-Kruger scale for KF? He's surely got to be a top contender for king shit of that mountain. He does lack the self-reflection as you described and he also inflates his worth (superiority this, superior that). He also tries so damn hard to make his scripts so academic that they devolve into a word soup of meandering references and pseudo-sociologial postulation. He just tries too damn hard to sound much smarter than he is and keeps sounding off on things he has limited grasp on. Man should know his limitations, but one look at his frame shows that's beyond his capability.
I wonder how many sneaky snaps he took of women who weren't looking while he was there. Probably keeps those in the same folder as his precious Lindsay picture.
The phrase "sexual preference" became verboten within hours of Amy Coney Barrett uttering it. I wonder people who haven't had their eyeballs grafted to their Twitter can keep up in the future.
Good fap material and it breaks down traditional views and traditionalism. A double whammy for him.
1) Wearing a MAGA hat and flying a Gadsden Flag isn't a reportable offense to the FBI. Neither is flying a Hammer and Sickle while wearing your Mao cap. Criminal intent is illegal, not political ideology. I find it revolting that this fuck kept displaying "Proud American" on his website while fundamentally trashing one of the country's basic tenets repeatedly for years. He really is like those German-Anerican Bund jagoffs who kept pictures of George Washington everywhere while yelling "Sieg Heil" under them.
2) Robert, we know you don't care about your family more than your
The key is "physically lay hands on a recruit". I have heard of some instructors getting away with it by having other recruits do the punishment. I don't know if you can still do this, but I did hear of it about a decade ago.
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Also female Secret Service agents did not like being assigned to Biden because he frequently skinny dipped in the VP residences. They came up for a codeword whenever he was in his birthday suit: "cobra"
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