I want Bob to live forever because the fact that he can have everything go his way and still be the most miserable cunt on the planet proves that life is his ultimate punishment. Just imagine, an immortal Bob is stranded on Earth as the Sun is entering its red giant phase and humanity went extinct eons ago. Even then he is complaining about mayo ghouls and that the fact there is no one to produce MCU garbage for him to consoom.
I feel like "you're talking about millions of working-class jobs" could apply to literally any industry going away. Millions of working-class people work at tech support scam hotlines, but I wouldn't shed a tear if those companies dried up overnight. Should we just keep every business going at all times forever, so nobody has to lose their job?
Bob perched atop a throne of McDonald's food that won't rot, tossing another fleshlight into the discard pile while all the remaining 4k screens on earth loop Asian lesbian fetish porn and still wailing that Trump kept him from living out his dream
I feel you here. As a leftist, it really bothers me when people get all sadistic and excited about how great it would be if the police were unreasonably violent towards our opponents. I hate nazis as much as the next guy, but I think when we fantasize about how hard we would beat them up, we're just looking for an ethically clean way to be vicious and awful. Bob might be politically left, but he's got a lot of malice in him, and he definitely jumps on the opportunity to let it out on anyone his feminist masters tell him to.
For as long as Blob lives he'd best hope he never runs into anybody who believes that.
Damn, i might start doing that. It would definetly be fun to be found by Bob and he going on a chimpout about how that account is a troll account, but the account is just recommending movies.
I don't know if i should laugh or cry when i hear that. It's so fucking ridiculous yet at the same time so cruel i'm torn with an statement born of utter retardation.
If anything, i bet all of us want Bob to live to the ripe old age of 80, but unfortunately he will most likely don't make it past 60 with his current health problems and how it will probably go in the following years. I will genuinely mourn for Bob because one of the most active sources of entertainment in this site has closed forever. Right now i wonder how many pages this thread will reach when that moment comes and it will be clear that we actually care more for Moviebob than anyone on earth. Probably even more than him because we want him to keep spouting his drivel on the internet.
>the strength to do what needs to be done
To do that he'd have to have some common sense, so Moviebob couldn't do that.
Yeah. In 2040 people will still probably be on about Gamergate.
It's funny how you never saw corporations flying rainbow flags when sodomy laws were a thing or even before gay marriage became legalised.
So Movieblob thinks that pointing out the cultural divide between big cities and the countryside is bad but calling everyone who doesn't live in a big city a mayo ghoul is good? Make it make sense.
In fairness, you have to be exceptional to get a tattoo that looks like a swastika if you're in Antifa.
1) blood is thicker than water. It's telling that totalitarians always try and destroy the family.
Sadly, it's not the waifu we'd all like to see him getting blown out by.
She's probably not the only politician he's jerked it too.
Chris is Bob's life partner and the father of his children. They're already there.
Best thing is that apparently the entire movie industry plus movie theatres doesn't even employ one meager million of people in the US. These numbers probably don't account for independent contractors like set builders and caterers and stuff, but those have other work. Movie theaters in particular are not nearly the backbone of the service industry that Bob thinks they are. About 140,000 movie theater employees vs. 12 million manufacturing jobs. Guess which one Bob thinks is the obsolete branch that needs to be discarded in favour of the new urban tech/creative working class (aka the black lesbian who writes TV show reviews after her shift at Starbucks).
Haha, you're right. Last two times I went to the theatre there were only two staff on duty, which I remember thinking was a bit weird. They don't even have anyone to check your ticket anymore; you can just walk right in on any movie at any time. The industry has been slowly shrinking ever since Netflix came along, and you better believe it's the minimum wage workers who get the shaft.
Absolutely. Bob loves the cinema because it fills him with dopamine and he can claim to go out even though he's alone. He literally made it his job.
I'm honestly pretty surprised he's so loudly left, even if it's just performative, given how much of his personality is dependant on preserving the traditions of American consoomerism. He's all left until you tell him that Toys R Us is shutting down, and then all of a sudden he has to put the plight of actual people on hold to mourn the brand that he associates with dopamine.
Bob is not politically left. He outright hates the working class. He feels that he is part of the intellectual elite, ergo he should make more money than peons making steel, running power plants, factories, etc. Every once in a while he will parrot a leftist talking point in a tweet.
Perhaps movie theaters shutting down is indicative of them being unnecessary for the superior future? Perhaps they are, dare I say it, obsolete?
"Subnugget?" Bob would never defile the sacred nugget by comparing it to an obsolete subhuman.
Bob doesn't care about wetbacks unless they're late with his food.How will Peliculas Roberto react to mexican twitter?
Facebookóatl? AMLO moves to create social media network for Mexicans
A week after Donald Trump was kicked off Facebook and Twitter, the president floated the idea of creating a national social media network.web.archive.org
His views reminds me of the buggy whip speech from the movie Other People's Money (a movie I know Bob hasn't seen.)
Oh well yeah, definitely. He is pretty much the go-to chud feminist, just saying what he thinks women want to hear, then getting upset when they don't reward it with praise or intimacy.
So many of the cows featured on this fine site have a persecution complex. It's one of the things that binds them together.
Even though we all have our different politics (myself being a flag worshipping US Right-Winger) I like to think that we all here believe in policies and actions that benefit people other than us and may in fact not advantage us at all. Bob doesn't have that trait. Anything he believes in ultimately benefits him in some way if you break it down enough.
This ultimately is the best thing about Bob: he's abjectly weak both physically and in constitution. He spouts proclamations that, at different times, sound like they could come from a Jihadi, a member of the League of the Militant Godless, or a man in the Einsatztruppen, but he's the spitting image of a keyboard warrior. That's surely why he's so eager to signal those virtues: others will carry out the plan for him and he will wobble into his great future after they've bled for it. He would never put himself in harm's way for anything. Again just look at his police rhetoric, the clue is right there.
Bobby fancies himself a Machiavellian mastermind, a chessplayer to whom everything is under calculation, every person and institution is a pawn, and no move is illegal. He doesn't understand that the Machiavellian mastermind doesn't exist outside Hollywood.
