Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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If Bob likes it, then it must be allowed to exist even with taxpayer money. Them's the rules. If there was more than one Blockbuster stil standing, I'm sure he would be screeching for a bailout of it, too.

It's because the people working those jobs are the most likely to agree with him. Steel working, farming, and timber work are jobs for the outdated rural folks, not the superior urban stock. His future would have robots doing the latter while people will still have service jobs so he can potentially hit on any women he sees.

I predict that Biden will not make it to Christmas next year or maybe even New Year's. Harris is waiting to take control, which I'm sure Bob will love because of her intersectional attributes of course.

I saw something similar on the Spoony board where one of Noah's tweets was him explaining his need to have a rare game that cost nearly two grand run on a shitty Commodore. Emulators just don't work for him even though they can still do the job. Bob has similar compulsion, it seems. Sure, you could just watch the film at home on a good TV and have any food you want along with the ability to pause, have as much space as you want, and talk as much as you please without getting kicked out. But it's just not the same according to him. Bob, much like Chris with Blockbuster, probably had most of his happiest memories in a theater, so that's probably why he demands they be allowed to exist in large numbers while other industries suffocate under the current strain.

I saw one of his fans in his replies making comments about how it's part of the "tradition of film" and how you can't enjoy film without enjoying cinema. In his "The year we had no heroes" video he also talks about people coming together to share in these victories of superheroes, implying that he thinks Marvel movies work more as big rallying events for a whole room of people than as, y'know, movies. For Bob, the popcorn and soda and half hour of commercials are as much a part of the filmgoing experience as the film itself, probably because the tradition of it all makes him feel as if the movies are bigger than they actually are. He seems to have really bought into the marketing of the last few Marvel movies, and thinks a movie like Black Panther is in some way liberating black people and striking a blow for equality, where it's really just selling a safe product to a crowd that's already cool with it.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I bet watching Marvel movies at the cinema makes Bob feel connected to others without having to do the hard work of actual social interaction that exposes his awkwardness.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

The theatres also play into his ego as it gives him an excuse to squeeze into an I'll fitting sport jacket and go out on the town, knowing that he's a professional critic on business. Where as sitting on his couch watching it on Hbo max would make him just like everyone else and Bob can't stand the idea that he's not special and superior.


I wonder how many poor concessions staff have had to sit and listen to bob explain that he's a film critic there on important business?

 

[LightShow]

The theatres also play into his ego as it gives him an excuse to squeeze into an I'll fitting sport jacket and go out on the town, knowing that he's a professional critic on business. Where as sitting on his couch watching it on Hbo max would make him just like everyone else and Bob can't stand the idea that he's not special and superior.


I wonder how many poor concessions staff have had to sit and listen to bob explain that he's a film critic there on important business?

That's true. I saw some of his fans in his replies talking about how people just don't want to leave their homes (can't blame them this year), and that's why theatres are dying. Cuz y'know, movie theatres are very physically taxing. You have to walk all the way to the bus stop before you can sit down for three hours and eat your popcorn.

 

[Wünderkind]

holy fuck does he even realize what a moderate thing to say this is compared to his out and out calls for blood? and yet he considers THIS reportable, which it isn't?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Even though Bob is one of the most unlikable personalities in the internet sphere, he doesn't have a whole lot of real quality trolling vids.

Moviebob deserves a better class of troll.

When is somebody with talent gonna make the Moviebob equivalent of these? Something with production value?

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This Avengers thing is probably the best one he has, and it's not even specifically made to troll Moviebob.

The problem is that he doesn't provide a lot of troll worthy content in the form of video. It is easy to make videos like those about people like Matt and Wings because they have hundreds of videos/streams of them saying every word in the English language.

Everything about Bob however has come through his Twitter. If he was to actually do more videos on topics related to his tweets you would definitely have something.

 

[Tronathon242]

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holy fuck does he even realize what a moderate thing to say this is compared to his out and out calls for blood? and yet he considers THIS reportable, which it isn't?

Only the targets were bad. No one better denigrate Bob's precious urban sprawls. Everyone outside of them? They deserve nothing but anguish and an existence not unlike what the Reich had planned for the Slavs. It's okay to call them subhuman slime and demand the worst for them, but not city people. That's why it's justified to report him.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The problem is that he doesn't provide a lot of troll worthy content in the form of video. It is easy to make videos like those about people like Matt and Wings because they have hundreds of videos/streams of them saying every word in the English language.

Everything about Bob however has come through his Twitter. If he was to actually do more videos on topics related to his tweets you would definitely have something.

It would be great of somebody gave a fuck to create a Moviebob voice simulator, like that Jordan Peterson one.

 

[Budd Dwyer's Swan Song]

It would be great of somebody gave a fuck to create a Moviebob voice simulator, like that Jordan Peterson one.

Or better yet, a parody Twitter account which essentially reposts all the insane bullshit that Bob spouts on a daily basis.

 

[LightShow]

Or better yet, a parody Twitter account which essentially reposts all the insane bullshit that Bob spouts on a daily basis.

I'd be happy with just a greatest hits collection somewhere of all the highlights of Film Robert's legacy. Something similar to GenoSamuel's work, but obviously nowhere near as large in scale.

 

[starborn427614]

I'd be happy with just a greatest hits collection somewhere of all the highlights of Film Robert's legacy. Something similar to GenoSamuel's work, but obviously nowhere near as large in scale.

Call it Greatest Shits and you'll be verified within five minutes I guarantee it.

 

[Pagliacci]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1349159711111847937

https://archive.vn/pBvNC

Someone dared challenge his intellect and superior reasoning about red hats. Surprise cow crossover!

https://twitter.com/kwyjibo133/status/1349160170232934406

https://archive.vn/SvJN0

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But Bob cannot be challenged!

https://archive.vn/BnvZB

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And if you think something's missing, you're right. Bob deleted it. Why? First he apologizes directly to the guy.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1349170410315784195

https://archive.vn/NlXGJ

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Love how Adrian apologized for a "joke".

He then explains his "logic" to a PeeWee Herman avatar.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1349170876734971905

https://archive.vn/LgDFl

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In short, he was triggered.
"trauma-response reasons"

"trauma-response"

This whole thing reminds me of when a group of antifa ended up shooting each other. You see one of them had the following as a tattoo:

It's supposed to be an anti-Nazi symbol but when a scuffle broke out another antifa member got tunnel vision and only saw the swastika. In the chaos they weren't able to process that the red circle slash over the swastika meant it was ANTI-Nazi; they only saw a guy wearing a swastika. He got so freaked out by what he THOUGHT he saw that he shot the dude on the spot.

 

[instythot]

Or better yet, a parody Twitter account which essentially reposts all the insane bullshit that Bob spouts on a daily basis.

Why not just randomized text from Robert's greatest hits stitched together with a series of connecting words up to 280 characters?

"I earned this moon wheat from the mayonnaise ghouls"
"Obsolete eugenics is standing in the way of the superior future"

I'm sure you get the idea, it's an unending gold mine. You could even have it update the dictionary by itself based on new and humiliating ratios Bob manages to achieve

 

[Positron]

How long has he been holding this raffle? Six months?

Can you be a more pathetic whore than this?


Remodeling progress:


And Chris is digging Bobby's harem:


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Peter Coffin. I don't know how Bobby derives what sounds to me like a pro trans kids ("Your parents are EVIL and they don't love you. Leave your home town. Come to your glitter mommies.") rant from what Peter writes.

What kind of "strong society" had ever allowed children to leave the parents and "choose a family of friends" in safety? Brave New World? One Piece?

Apparently Bobby thinks it is common for parents to want their children dead.

Kids, this is how you end up if you believe in the "lived experience" of trannies!

It didn't take long for Bobby to show his inane sociopathy:


No bad tools, only bad targets.

I suspect even Arkle's meme is too sophisticated for Bobby.

By even allowing cops to exist, Bobby runs afoul to the Cool Left again. He needs to rapidly reassert his Left Cred by claiming to be in an anti-ICE protest.



LOL as if Bobby wanted to get rid of fascism (and if his Leftie pals were honest, neither do they want to get rid of fascism).

Bobby's deep thoughts are appreciated, despite haters.


Time to remind you what Bobby's fellow traveler Michael Flinn looks like:



A tranny claiming he is not brainwashed by Capitalism. How drool.



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"White trash Cobra"

If a Gold Olympian is "white trash", can I call Serena Williams "black trash"?


I agree this is very insulting. Bobby doesn't deserve such hotness. His lot are other white trash like Lindsay Ellis.

Boston Dynamics. The future of security.


How can you make high tech surveillance and witch-hunts even cooler to Bobby? Give it a food-related name!



Biden:


There is no speculation any more: Bobby does want George Washington impeached.


Our Secret Service agents apparently have daddy issues:

I didn't hear stories about secret service agents and Trump. But Hillary Rodham is well-known for treating them like dirt.



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Everything is better when Disney is involved, however tangentially:


MCU:


Vandavision. Bobby thinks MCU has achieved what hundreds of film-makers couldn't: to create a piece of art befitting David Lynch (archived)

TV is no longer dumb now that MCU is in the game!!

More MCU. No idea.






What a erudite way to say "AAA video game nerds".

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Or better yet, a parody Twitter account which essentially reposts all the insane bullshit that Bob spouts on a daily basis.

I think there was one, but I'm not sure if it's still going. Was it called "Movie Chad" or something and it was all about celebrating real art and promoting everyone being kind to each other.

 

[Flexo]

Put it by the copy of Lindsay Ellis BTFO'ing Bob.

Blown out by one waifu in 2020. Starting 2021 by getting blown out by another.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Somehow Bob getting exciting and salivating over Wandavision is killing my buzz for the series.

Also, Bob. Movie theatres. Look at the size of my violin again.

 

[Lensherr]

Apparently Bobby thinks it is common for parents to want their children dead.
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Kids, this is how you end up if you believe in the "lived experience" of trannies!

There's that damn persecution complex again. Nobody wants you dead Blobert. In fact, if you died, it would rid the world of one of this site's favorite laughingstocks and sources of amusement that serves as a cause celibre for people to gather around and use your terrible takes as a springboard for often surprisingly enlightening discussions on politics, science, history, and entertainment among other topics.

It didn't take long for Bobby to show his inane sociopathy:
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No bad tools, only bad targets.
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I suspect even Arkle's meme is too sophisticated for Bobby.

"We're all typing this shit on overpriced slabs of conflict-minerals - a tool doesn't have to be morally-pure to [be] situationally useful."

This is some Vaush tier "CP is no less ethical than using a computer powered by child labor-extracted cobalt" argument.

By even allowing cops to exist, Bobby runs afoul to the Cool Left again. He needs to rapidly reassert his Left Cred by claiming to be in an anti-ICE protest.
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LOL as if Bobby wanted to get rid of fascism (and if his Leftie pals were honest, neither do they want to get rid of fascism).

Is he implying that poor white people don't exist and aren't already disproportionately targeted by police (whether justly or unjustly) compared to more well-off white people?

Bobby's deep thoughts are appreciated, despite haters.
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Time to remind you what Bobby's fellow traveler Michael Flinn looks like:
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Using a leviathan police state to crush your enemies is LITERALLY FASCIST you corpulent chode.

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"White trash Cobra"
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If a Gold Olympian is "white trash", can I call Serena Williams "black trash"?

At this point, I am 110% sure that he violently hate faps to Tulsi Gabbard while Tweeting with one hand.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Bob's just mad that Glenn Greenwald, via his reporting on Edward Snowden, exposed his favorite magical negro Obama and the entire neoliberal project that he simps for as the Orwellian surveillance state that it really is. He dared give the plebs a peek behind its shiny exterior to reveal the rotten core beneath, and for that he's gained a permanent spot on Bob's shitlist.

 

[instythot]

"We're all typing this shit on overpriced slabs of conflict-minerals - a tool doesn't have to be morally-pure to [be] situationally useful."

This is some Vaush tier "CP is no less ethical than using a computer powered by child labor-extracted cobalt" argument.

I told you guys, those two retards (Bob and Vaush) are made for each other. Future gay ogrekin polycule once Vaush gets the Brothers Chipman on board with the correct Marxist view on homosexual incest.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Somehow Bob getting exciting and salivating over Wandavision is killing my buzz for the series.

Also, Bob. Movie theatres. Look at the size of my violin again.

I know what you mean. I detest Bob so much that I kinda want to hate everything he loves.

There's that damn persecution complex again. Nobody wants you dead Blobert. In fact, if you died, it would rid the world of one of this site's favorite laughingstocks and sources of amusement that serves as a cause celibre for people to gather around and use your terrible takes as a springboard for often surprisingly enlightening discussions on politics, science, history, and entertainment among other topics.

They want him dead for the crime of being born!!!

Bob actually thinks that. I believe he really thinks he's as oppressed as blacks, but he knows he can't ever say that.