Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malagor the dank omen]

God, I hope you're being unfair.

Not in the slightest, but i was being unfair telling that they called him a retard. They just said idiot.
Both believe that Musk will just focus on low orbit flying devices and ditch spaceships, which both surmise will eventually allow him to make low orbit long range missiles that he will sell to the US, Russia and Best Korea.

This is an abridged version but it's faithful to what they said. Also, Chris recounts some experiences from other engineers that worked for Space X and he says that all of them were worked to extenuation and that Musk is attempting the old fashioned way of creating a brand through his company.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The superior future™ is just as non-sensical and childish as the dimensional merge.

Can we get Bob to pay us $6000 by saying that a laser's pointed at the superior moon wheat greenhouses?

God, I hope you're being unfair.

1) Elon Musk's spaceship is currently docked to the ISS.
2) AFAIK SpaceX is building Falcon 9, Falcon Heavy (which are operational) and Starship (which is in development). None of those would make good ICBMs.

Although the fact Bob thinks there is a market for reusable ICBMs is pretty hilarious, and should cement his reputation as the stupidest man on the Internet.

I think Elon Musk's a massive cunt but, that said, he knows how to put stuff in orbit. He may be an odious person but he's not a grifter.

Out of interest, I wonder how Bob hopes to reuse ICBM's after they've just glassed a city. Does he think you can just glue all the pieces together?

 

[DNA_JACKED]

They haven't. If they had, NYC would be permanently flooded. Same goes for any other coastal city. All the ocean-front property would have been lost. That hasn't happened. You were lied to.

Sea levels can rise by a small amount. Climate change isn't all or nothing and it happens gradually.

Climate change is undeniably occuring, however mankind's involvement is debatable. Those sounding the alarm on the climate have been mostly hilariously wrong in their predictions, yet at the same time there are islands in the pacific, and places like Mogadishu, that are disappearing beneath the waves. Climate patterns are alternating resulting in water shortages in many countries. The rockies get far less snow then they used to, ece.

Now, what we all CAN agree on is, regardless if mankind is having as much of an impact as is claimed, is that maintaining someone the size of Blobbo is a tremendous strain on the environment regardless.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Now, what we all CAN agree on is, regardless if mankind is having as much of an impact as is claimed, is that maintaining someone the size of Blobbo is a tremendous strain on the environment regardless.

The sad thing is that Bobert looks at, say, Somalian women having six children and bitches about how they're ruining the environment without realising that feeding six kids in a developing country, especially when you grow that food yourself, has a lower carbon footprint than keeping Bob in capeshit and normal amounts of food for average-sized people.

 

[JustStopDude]

I have a question. My sample size thus far is limited, but why are Lolcows so likely to be extreme Dunning-Kruger cases? I have read all of the Saga of Bob, the Felicia Day/Wil Wheaton, and the Tony Goldmark threads. The gulf between these people's self-perception and observable reality is as vast as the void between the stars. It's a mystery to me.

This is not unique to cows. I am an electrical engineer. I routinely must work with people who do not understand situational intelligence. They hold a misbelief that capability in one area carries over into all areas.

Like people without children critiquing your parenting skills. I think cows take it to a greater extent, but we all do this.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Climate change is undeniably occuring, however mankind's involvement is debatable. Those sounding the alarm on the climate have been mostly hilariously wrong in their predictions, yet at the same time there are islands in the pacific, and places like Mogadishu, that are disappearing beneath the waves. Climate patterns are alternating resulting in water shortages in many countries. The rockies get far less snow then they used to, ece.

The most fascinating part of the climate change thing, whatever you believe about mankind's impact on it, is that places like the glacial seas north of Canada are going to consistently open up to create an actual Northwest Passage. That could totally change how international shipping and travel function. But there's debate over how to classify the potential passage—most countries want it to be an international strait not subject to a single nation. But since the passage falls between Canadian territory to a certain distance, Canada wants it to be considered Canadian territory. In the future, this will probably be a controversial international debate of basically Canada vs everyone else. Since Canada castrated itself over the past 60 years, though, I doubt they have any weight to throw behind their claims.

But regardless, if all these lefties believed the sea levels would rise and wipe out the coasts in the near future, then the Obamas wouldn't have bought an estate out on Martha's Vineyard. I watch what politicians do, not what they say. And what they're doing is totally disconnected from their climate alarmism.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

The sad thing is that Bobert looks at, say, Somalian women having six children and bitches about how they're ruining the environment without realising that feeding six kids in a developing country, especially when you grow that food yourself, has a lower carbon footprint than keeping Bob in capeshit and normal amounts of food for average-sized people.

It's not even good food. He eats a "normal amount" of meat for your average sized person, and all that meat takes vast resources to make. Ignoring co2, factory farm beef operations can leave tens of thousands of acres utterly worthless for years, pollute rivers, and the meat they produce isn't even that good. The potatoes needed for his normal amount of fries are farmed heavily on land that is likely irrigated with ground water, which is not replenished quckily or at all. Let's not get started on the grotesque genetic fuckery used to get them big mammaries on chickens to make more nuggets.

If he ate all that in veggies he'd at least not be obliterating as much farmland to do it. And he'd probably be healthier.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

This is not unique to cows. I am an electrical engineer. I routinely must work with people who do not understand situational intelligence. They hold a misbelief that capability in one area carries over into all areas.

Like people without children critiquing your parenting skills. I think cows take it to a greater extent, but we all do this.

In the humanities, we specifically refer to this as “Engineer’s Disease.”

 

[BScCollateral]

Not in the slightest, but i was being unfair telling that they called him a retard. They just said idiot.

Duly noted.

Both believe that Musk will just focus on low orbit flying devices and ditch spaceships,

Spaceships are low orbit flying devices. I'm a bit dubious about going to the Moon and Mars on private money at this time, although I understand Musk is discussing the possibility.

which both surmise will eventually allow him to make low orbit long range missiles that he will sell to the US, Russia and Best Korea.

"Low orbit long range missiles" are banned by the Outer Space Treaty.

At any rate, it's not like Russia needs foreign-designed ICBMs, even if we accept the ludicrous suggestion such a sale would be sanctioned.

The US is very much opposed to South Korean rocket development, to the point where the South Koreans partnered with Russia to build a space launcher. Again, it seems very unlikely the US would sanction such a sale. Ironically, the upper stage of Naro-1 seems to be a solid rocket of indigenous South Korean design, so it might make a reasonable modern ballistic missile.

 

[Fictional Character]

Out of interest, I wonder how Bob hopes to reuse ICBM's after they've just glassed a city. Does he think you can just glue all the pieces together?

Not to mention that any impossible reusable ICBM would be deep in enemy territory after being used. Where it either needs to be retrieved before using it again or it can be made compatible with whatever systems the other side uses (there's a reason Roman javelins were designed to bend).

Let's be charitable to Bob and assume he thinks ICBMs work like bombers and can fly back home after dropping some explosives. Because that's the less stupid alternative.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The most fascinating part of the climate change thing, whatever you believe about mankind's impact on it, is that places like the glacial seas north of Canada are going to consistently open up to create an actual Northwest Passage. That could totally change how international shipping and travel function. But there's debate over how to classify the potential passage—most countries want it to be an international strait not subject to a single nation. But since the passage falls between Canadian territory to a certain distance, Canada wants it to be considered Canadian territory. In the future, this will probably be a controversial international debate of basically Canada vs everyone else. Since Canada castrated itself over the past 60 years, though, I doubt they have any weight to throw behind their claims.

Canada is going to end up dealing with some very gnarly legal problems, namely ”is the Northwest Passage part of Soviet Canuckistan” and ”does aboriginal title trump the Canuckistani government's right to settle economic migrants refugees in the newly warmed Nunavut and fuck the Eskimos over so King Trudeau the Third gets a nice fuzzy feeling”. And that's before we deal with things like Quebecois nationalism.

It's not even good food. He eats a "normal amount" of meat for your average sized person, and all that meat takes vast resources to make. Ignoring co2, factory farm beef operations can leave tens of thousands of acres utterly worthless for years, pollute rivers, and the meat they produce isn't even that good. The potatoes needed for his normal amount of fries are farmed heavily on land that is likely irrigated with ground water, which is not replenished quckily or at all. Let's not get started on the grotesque genetic fuckery used to get them big mammaries on chickens to make more nuggets.

If he ate all that in veggies he'd at least not be obliterating as much farmland to do it. And he'd probably be healthier.

But that doesn't matter because it takes place in places far away from Moviebob which are populated by mayo ghouls.

The US is very much opposed to South Korean rocket development, to the point where the South Koreans partnered with Russia to build a space launcher.

Which is incredibly exceptional, because South Korea has a very trigger-happy nuclear power on its border and may as well have the means to defend itself. When your ally which gladly licks American boots because the alternative is having the ”Paekdu Bloodline”'s knee on its neck asks you for weapons, you may as well help it out.

Not to mention that any impossible reusable ICBM would be deep in enemy territory after being used. Where it either needs to be retrieved before using it again or it can be made compatible with whatever systems the other side uses (there's a reason Roman javelins were designed to bend).

Let's be charitable to Bob and assume he thinks ICBMs work like bombers and can fly back home after dropping some explosives. Because that's the less stupid alternative.

If we are going to have a conventional civil war (which as I've said on the Balkanising America thread over in Deep Thoughts ain't gonna happen) I nominate Moviebob to be the other side's generalissimo. Of course, that's assuming something like this doesn't take place within the first week.

”So, my dear lady, how shall we attack the mayo ghouls today?”
”I've already told you to stop calling me that and perving over my boobs. Either call me Comrade or shut up.”
”If you insist.”
”There is no ’insist’ about it. The fact you won't follow instructions when they come from a Latinx woman of colour makes you a reactionary cisgendered bigot.”
”Yes, Comrade. By the way, that suit makes you look stunning.”
*slap*
”Guards!”

 

[JustStopDude]

In the humanities, we specifically refer to this as “Engineer’s Disease.”

In the engineering world, we refer to humanity degree holders as "baristas".

I kid. I do not mean this seriously.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

In the engineering world, we refer to humanity degree holders as "baristas".

I kid. I do not mean this seriously.

Reminds me of the old joke.
”What do you say to a guy with a Masters in English Literature?”
”pint of Stella please”

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It's not even good food. He eats a "normal amount" of meat for your average sized person, and all that meat takes vast resources to make. Ignoring co2, factory farm beef operations can leave tens of thousands of acres utterly worthless for years, pollute rivers, and the meat they produce isn't even that good. The potatoes needed for his normal amount of fries are farmed heavily on land that is likely irrigated with ground water, which is not replenished quckily or at all. Let's not get started on the grotesque genetic fuckery used to get them big mammaries on chickens to make more nuggets.

If he ate all that in veggies he'd at least not be obliterating as much farmland to do it. And he'd probably be healthier.

That is not taking the transportation of said food into account. Bob (and many other people in blue states, I imagine) do not understand how agriculture works. For all the mockery they send to the red states and repeat the claims that they would be a third-world economy, I'm very certain that these city slickers couldn't even feed themselves if things went south. I understand California has a sizable agricultural sector, but I would like to knowif they could sustain their massive population. Hell, assuming that civil disruptions hurt the supply chain, could Bob's beloved Massachusetts sustain itself? I remain skeptical of that. Massholes like Bob wouldn't recognize a hoe it the handle smacked them between the eyes.

Seriously. The stereotype of the ignorant country bumpkin should be replaced with the clueless "cosmopolitan" city dweller.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

That is not taking the transportation of said food into account. Bob (and many other people in blue states, I imagine) do not understand how agriculture works. For all the mockery they send to the red states and repeat the claims that they would be a third-world economy, I'm very certain that these city slickers couldn't even feed themselves if things went south. I understand California has a sizable agricultural sector, but I would like to knowif they could sustain their massive population. Hell, assuming that civil disruptions hurt the supply chain, could Bob's beloved Massachusetts sustain itself? I remain skeptical of that. Massholes like Bob wouldn't recognize a hoe it the handle smacked them between the eyes.

Seriously. The stereotype of the ignorant country bumpkin should be replaced with the clueless "cosmopolitan" city dweller.

Considering that drought we had in 2014 and the subsequent diss on the almond farmers combined with importing our cheap produce from Mexico, I doubt California's agricultural sector works as well as it used to. They still complain about water rights AFAIK.

 

[The Nothingness]

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Poor Bobby. Can't anyone understand the pain this puts him through?

I am guessing in MA, the state's governor has not alone indoor movie theaters with a limited occupancy.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

That is not taking the transportation of said food into account. Bob (and many other people in blue states, I imagine) do not understand how agriculture works. For all the mockery they send to the red states and repeat the claims that they would be a third-world economy, I'm very certain that these city slickers couldn't even feed themselves if things went south. I understand California has a sizable agricultural sector, but I would like to knowif they could sustain their massive population. Hell, assuming that civil disruptions hurt the supply chain, could Bob's beloved Massachusetts sustain itself? I remain skeptical of that. Massholes like Bob wouldn't recognize a hoe it the handle smacked them between the eyes.

Seriously. The stereotype of the ignorant country bumpkin should be replaced with the clueless "cosmopolitan" city dweller.

Yeah. If the hypothetical shit hits the fan in the form of super-Ebola, an EMP or what have you, then non-perishable food and bullets will be worth a lot more than the ability to criticise films.

They still complain about water rights AFAIK.

Isn't it illegal to collect rainwater in Cali?

 

[cypocryphy]

I love Bob constantly defending himself when confronted with his old tweets...he'd be the first to jump on the hate bandwagon when it came to old tweets/quotes from someone he doesn't like though.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I love Bob constantly defending himself when confronted with his old tweets...he'd be the first to jump on the hate bandwagon when it came to old tweets/quotes from someone he doesn't like though.

Rules for me, but not for thee.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He's attached to movie theaters because he grew up with them. He's afraid services like HBOMax will replace them.

Warner Bros is doing what Bob is advocating: evolve or get out of the way.