DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Schmeckel]

And then like the next month Tyson releases some footage back in the gym. I don't know a lot about boxing but I still wouldn't want to be in the ring if I knew how to box.

Mike Tython is absolutely terrifying. Even at his current age, he's probably the last perthon I'd want to step into the ring with. Phil would get utterly dethtroyed if he thought he could outwaddle Iron Mike.

I also find it laughable when he brings up his Tekken 3 trophy that he won as a kid at the mall tournament. Wow. I used to be one of the best Tekken 5 Dark Resurrection players in my country. No exaggeration or anything. You know how much me being the best player of T5DR in a shitty Slavic country means in the grand scheme of things? Googatz, that's what it means. If I attended any of the EVOs or major Tekken 5 DR tournaments in Japan back then I'm 99% sure I would've drowned in pools. Yet he always keeps bringing it up, it's like someone bragging about the 4th place karate trophy they got back when they were 10. Means absolutely shit. I mean we're all seen his Tekken gameplay and any fellow kiwis who are at least somewhat skilled at Tekken know how garbage his play is and how he barely uses movement.

He probably did what I did when I was a kid and played tekken: learned a few of the super moves, figured out their range, and spammed them. Law doing his flippy kicks? Back up a bit, queue up Phoenix's super punch, massive damage and then low kick to victory. I know fuck all about fighting games, but I know how to take shortcuts in them. And Phil is undeniably the master of shortcuts, so some tekken trophy no doubt came from spamming super moves or skitching around on yoshimitsu's sword because it was weird/cool and the retards he played didn't know what to make of it.

Chicken Fries? Popcorn Chicken? You crazy Americans sure have some Frankensteinish convenience food available.

They're all just different ways of saying "chicky nuggies" but shaped slightly different.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Really? Doesn't everybody in their mother stream/post ubisoft games these days? How is he getting so high as if it was the pioneer days of youtube again? Pigroach Luck? Does he have some sort of black box of incriminating information on all these tech CEOs that allows him to be ban immune and SEOed up the hilt?

They do, AC valhalla came out in November and most streamers/youtubers probably finished it within a week

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Possible theory on why Phil stalls so hard could be him trying to get higher up in twitch's game directory.

So for example at the moment he's the 2nd highest viewed streamer of AC Valhalla (amongst a bunch of literal who streamers). Is this Phil's way of competing with the big boys or is he really just that slow/dense.View attachment 1851591

Coincidentally, I went to the 2 people that are streaming the game with more viewer's than Phil right now, and imagine my shock, neither one had any sign of money on their screen . Now one was in French, and the other was German (maybe swedish), so I couldn't understand what they were saying, but then I clicked on DSP's stream just to remind myself, and one of the first things you see is money reminders all along the top.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Two characters kiss on screen, instant "N'oh my gahd, so stoopid" and nearly snaps his neck turning away from the screen

 

[actually]

Pretty close, but he actually acknowledged the existence of the leaderboard and insisted that it 'was not accurate' somehow and that he never received that amount of money from that person. So he disabled it to prevent confusion and propagating misinformation. If I'm not mistaken, the amount was $1100, and immediately after that, '1100' became a banned phrase in Phil's chat, so nobody could ask about it or directly discuss it.

So, basically what you said, only with twice the irrational and obvious lying.

I'm going to guess he went with a typical semantics approach. The person who made the $1000 secret tip had given $100 not long before that, so their total tips were $1100, which is what the leaderboard showed. So Phil, in his infinite wisdom, decided that because the person made 2 tips of $100 and $1000, there was no tip of $1100 and thus the detractors were owned yet again.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Chicken Fries? Popcorn Chicken? You crazy Americans sure have some Frankensteinish convenience food available.

Honestly both chicken fries and popcorn chicken are just really chicken tenders or to put it even more simply they're just boneless fried chicken. We burgers love our fried chiggen.

 

[Comma]

DSP acting like a mature adult again during a romantic scene.

"Oh my gawd, stoopid":

Also notice how he immediately starts talking over the scene, grabbing his not-a-children's-entertainer glasses and starts cleaning them as a distraction, just so he doesn't have to look at what's happening on screen.

You'd almost think he has a psychotic wife ready to cut off his dick the moment he would even dare to look at something remotely sexy.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why didn't he complain about her hand going through his head? I mean, he is the bug nazi right?

 

[SauceRyuKen]

DSP acting like a mature adult again during a romantic scene.

"Oh my gawd, stoopid":

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Also notice how he immediately starts talking over the scene, grabbing his not-a-children's-entertainer glasses and starts cleaning them as a distraction, just so he doesn't have to look at what's happening on screen.

You'd almost think he has a psychotic wife ready to cut off his dick the moment he would even dare to look at something remotely sexy.

Jesus, over two ugly vidya models awkwardly clipping through each other to simulate a kiss? And implied sex with not so much as a single moan. It's funny that he says someone getting seduced is "weird shit". Phil just doesn't get the allure of sex... Unless it's Hook Hogen coming over to mightily ram his gouty behind, probably.

Wait, a kiss offends us now? And there was no kiss picture at the grand wedding. I wonder if Phil has ever kissed Kat! Maybe he wants to avoid catching something. Girls have cooties, after all, and horses in particular can get nastier parasites. Or demon infestations.

 

[wahkando]

And those streamers are actually appreciatve of their viewers, and don't scam for money everyday.

You'd struggle to find a group of people more worthless, ungrateful and useless than streamers

There is not a single redeemable one

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

He's so gone from reality, he doesn't even know what day it is. "Ill see you guys for some old school street fighter tonight..... Oh wait, its black ops cold war tonight". Not like he just played street fighter last night or anything

 

[50 bit bitch]

Why didn't he complain about her hand going through his head? I mean, he is the bug nazi right?

He can't look at the screen, he has a wife dude!

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

He can't look at the screen, he has a wife dude!

Edit , just saw Phils ''would smash face '' made me spit out my beer

sorry

 

[Sven]

If your going to try and push for games he will never play again for his retro stream might as well push something like Xenoblade Chronicles, starts easy enough but unless you learn the battle system it will start whopping your ass hard and I do believe he has played it just long enough to get right into that area before it was "mysteriously" dropped from his schedule way back whenever the hell he played it.

Even if it somehow made it you know he would veto this one, RPG and all can;t play too many of them at once unlike say Chrono Trigger.

 

[Keterican]

He's so gone from reality, he doesn't even know what day it is. "Ill see you guys for some old school street fighter tonight..... Oh wait, its black ops cold war tonight". Not like he just played street fighter last night or anything

I guess spending all your time wasting away on Twitch does that to you. Phil is a prime example of what not to do in life.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

What I can't wrap my head around is why he has that reaction even when it's not something gratuitous or silly, like the Candy Kong scene in DK64, or Johnny Silverhand having fun at a strip club in Cyberpunk 2077. Those scenes, under their given circumstances, you could argue are dumb or immature. A little. But THAT? No. There was nothing that happened there that doesn't happen in The Princess Bride, a movie we know he likes.

Speaking of which, here is a good question that, if ever honestly answered, would end the speculation: Does Phil do this shit when he watches his favorite movies? Because if he doesn't, if he and Khet sit down to enjoy a movie that has any kind of physical affection in it and neither one of them has any issue with it, then there you go. This is entirely about running away from the old version of Phil that made dumb sexual comments and racist jokes. If he only does it on camera, and never in front of his soulmaid, then it's not even about her or Leanna. It's about his image, which of course he thinks he can fix. It's why he suddenly cares about Twitter, after all.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

You'd struggle to find a group of people more worthless, ungrateful and useless than streamers

There is not a single redeemable one

That Jerma guy is okay, also a few Total War streamers are nice guys. But I don't get the allue of 99% of what seems the 'typical' streamer, not including the scum layer where you get the DSP / Wings types.

 

[Nixxit]

Yeah, Norse mythology really has some weird sh#t, like Loki who Phil even brought up, a slimy, deceitful being with a cult, who f#cked a horse and who has a furry 4-legged beast for a son - wait a minute...

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil is suggesting that the next Viewer's Choice marathon be locked to retro games that he already played (not within the last 5 years). He explained that Kat put on RPG music last night to relax and the Chrono Trigger soundtrack played. Phil explained in depth that he would like to play CT again.
So he basically wants to play CT and is already trying to steer people to vote for that in this theoretical event. He'll probably play it regardless and probably to use it to stall on playing whatever actually wins.

It still cracks me up that he absolutely has to throw poor Kat under the bus whenever he's making a new rule for his stream. Too much of a pussy to make commitments on his own, so *thumb* muh wife agrees with me! If you have a problem with it, you are LITERALLY attacking his family and you need to stop being toxic. It's like the "Excuse me, he asked for no pickles" meme, only the wife couldn't give less of a shit of what Phil is hiding from.
This "retro stream" should be a riot, because no matter what he plays we'll get 2 hours of him calling the game shit after he previously called it good or a mixed bag. We'll probably get the old "It hasn't aged well!" excuse.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Yeah, Norse mythology really has some weird sh#t, like Loki who Phil even brought up, a slimy, deceitful being with a cult, who f#cked a horse and who has a furry 4-legged beast for a son - wait a minute...

It's okay to say "shit" and "fuck", nobody is going to tell your parents.

Does Phil do this shit when he watches his favorite movies?

The famous scene of Phil throwing his head back during "the incident" wasn't Phil having an orgasm, it was actually him saying: "Oh my god this is so stupid" when the two pornographic performers lovingly embraced.