Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[EyelessMC]

A lot of people act like he was human when giving birth. He just fucked off as a mare for awhile until he birthed the horse and then came back.

It's furry tier either way. Of anything he could've done as a deity he though the best solution to the problem was to get railed by the guy's horse.
Thanks for the info, though, since that old pic I posted always gave the impression Loki had to run off into the forest to pinch out a horse.
If only we had a Norse "Mistakes into Miracles" pic to match it, but instead of Sonic characters it'd be Loki with Rape Horse.

Contrary to my username I'm not an actual druid. But at least most real ones I've met or seen around are fine. They are, quite literally, down to earth. I wonder if they'll get infected too, if they aren't already.

If they're not joking and are sincerely claiming to be druids I'd say they're infected already. By Witchblr standards, are they offering a cup of maple syrup and half eaten waffles to their Deviant Art drawn Earth Mother? Do they talk to trees and claim to sense the forest/fairies of the forest? Are they grossly overeating to ensure they have magical deposits stored on their body? Have they ever even attempted to queer the tarot?
These are the important questions.

The "boil the hell out of it" thing is an old joke in Christian communities, lol.

Oh lol Should've known it was an inside joke coming from Dante. He wrote the Divine Comedy after all.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

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Ok, now these people have lost me. Admittedly I don't know much Native lore aside from trickster stories and some stuff about their creation myths so what names are they referring to? And why does standing outside at night and whistling have to do with white people burning white sage and having a dream catcher?

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Ok, now these people have lost me. Admittedly I don't know much Native lore aside from trickster stories and some stuff about their creation myths so what names are they referring to? And why does standing outside at night and whistling have to do with white people burning white sage and having a dream catcher?

They might be talking about a wendigo

 

[Pompeii Grammy Awards]

Ok, now these people have lost me. Admittedly I don't know much Native lore aside from trickster stories and some stuff about their creation myths so what names are they referring to? And why does standing outside at night and whistling have to do with white people burning white sage and having a dream catcher?

Some names like Skinwalkers or wendigos, although the actual names are hidden from outsiders due to the strict superstitions that could bring curses or death. As for the standing outside at night, it's basically telling them to "play stupid games and get stupid prizes" since you're a filthy whitey who needs to die because filthy whites aren't allowed to learn things from other cultures. That one bothers me more, as it's just a glittery self righteous way of ignoring other cultures.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Some names like Skinwalkers or wendigos, although the actual names are hidden from outsiders due to the strict superstitions that could bring curses or death. As for the standing outside at night, it's basically telling them to "play stupid games and get stupid prizes" since you're a filthy whitey who needs to die because filthy whites aren't allowed to learn things from other cultures. That one bothers me more, as it's just a glittery self righteous way of ignoring other cultures.

Which is ironic though, since many of the people that they claim to champion for are absolutely over the moon when outsiders take an interest in their culture, and actively even promote it. It's why you see some of the dances at pow wows being open to anyone attending and Bahamian locals being really happy when people off the cruise ships get their hair braided (by them) in cornrows, especially it seems, if they are white.

It's the people in these SJW enclaves that are telling people not to participate, and in ways that may actually be considered insulting to the people they are trying to 'protect.' Spreading culture is one way how it survives, not trying to box it up and act like it should only be limited to a select few.

 

[NoReturn]

They might be talking about a wendigo

Some names like Skinwalkers or wendigos, although the actual names are hidden from outsiders due to the strict superstitions that could bring curses or death. As for the standing outside at night, it's basically telling them to "play stupid games and get stupid prizes" since you're a filthy whitey who needs to die because filthy whites aren't allowed to learn things from other cultures. That one bothers me more, as it's just a glittery self righteous way of ignoring other cultures.

Piece of advice my friends, treat the above creatures as if they were real if you're in a rural area or on/near a reservation. Some scary, absolutely fucked up shit happens on reservations. Maybe it's not a literal, flesh and bone non-human monster, but even I've run into some spooky crap firsthand. As far as I can tell, it's like telling kids that La Llorona is in the nearby river; she might not actually exist, but he keeps their dumb asses away from the water and prevents them from drowning.

Spoiler: Sad, fucked up stories

A friend of mine also once watched a guy casually walk out of his house with an ax, leap-tackle a fucking fawn that was on his lawn, and chop it to death. Completely unprompted.
Said friend also told me a story about a guy who got drunk and decided he wanted to try to eat his wife and just started chomping on her. Shit's fucked.

 

[Pompeii Grammy Awards]

Piece of advice my friends, treat the above creatures as if they were real if you're in a rural area or on/near a reservation. Some scary, absolutely fucked up shit happens on reservations. Maybe it's not a literal, flesh and bone non-human monster, but even I've run into some spooky crap firsthand. As far as I can tell, it's like telling kids that La Llorona is in the nearby river; she might not actually exist, but he keeps their dumb asses away from the water and prevents them from drowning.

Spoiler: Sad, fucked up stories

A friend of mine also once watched a guy casually walk out of his house with an ax, leap-tackle a fucking fawn that was on his lawn, and chop it to death. Completely unprompted.
Said friend also told me a story about a guy who got drunk and decided he wanted to try to eat his wife and just started chomping on her. Shit's fucked.

I've studied into the lore and stories of native culture. While I don't believe in the monsters in flesh and bone, it does portray the types of humans that may not be the kind you want to come across in the woods or elsewhere. Cannibalism is a tale warned against (especially during hard times like winter) else you turn into a wendigo, or avoid suspicious looking people/animals because it might be your demise. So there is some truth or at least inspirations to the lore.

Stories like yours make me believe there is a connection to the lore when it comes to rural places.

 

[LittleAlice]

One thing I really don't get with some of these "witches" is their fascination with period blood. I guess it's because it's empowering or something?

While it's gross and cringy, as long as it's things like menstrual paintings (those that don't end up on etsy... why would anyone want to hang up someone else's blood on their wall anyways?!) it's mostly harmless... but slipping it inside of someone else's food is not only disgusting, but just really fucked up if that person's unaware. Period blood isn't just regular blood (which you should absolutely not feed anyone either), it's your uterus shedding out the lining it won't use since you didn't get pregnant during your previous cycle. Isn't it basically making them eat pieces of an organ?! That's just completely fucked up... even by their own standards, aren't love spells frowned upon? I've seen tumblr witches comparing it to rape before.

It's also really funny how materialistic those tumblr/reddit/twitter/tiktok practices are. A few of them are like "you don't need to spend too much " but the majority of the pictures in the witchy tags are just ~aesthetic~ pics of tons of spell jars and crystals. Isn't the whole point of some practices to get closer to nature and the gods? But I guess that's because a lot of these are actually kids/young adults used to buying tons of merch from their favorite fandoms and they treat witchcraft the same way (including self insert play pretend, except not with cartoon husbandos but with gods).

Speaking of which, here's a relevent spell. Looks like a shitpost, but it's from a channel dedicated to magic, so...

Teleport to any anime

(sorry, I don't know how to embed a miniature on mobile)

 

[Wes Bluemarine]

It's also really funny how materialistic those tumblr/reddit/twitter/tiktok practices are. A few of them are like "you don't need to spend too much " but the majority of the pictures in the witchy tags are just ~aesthetic~ pics of tons of spell jars and crystals. Isn't the whole point of some practices to get closer to nature and the gods? But I guess that's because a lot of these are actually kids/young adults used to buying tons of merch from their favorite fandoms and they treat witchcraft the same way (including self insert play pretend, except not with cartoon husbandos but with gods).

They're doing it for the uwu witchy gothic skinwalker aesthetic, instead of actually being religious. That's why they're raiding the michael's discount bin for their "practicing"

 

[Bixnood]

That's how you sterilize it dude, not how you make it holy water by Catholic standards. I think they put blessed salt in, and a priest says a prayer. But yeah the idea here was to get a nice looking container like this

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as an unbaptised vampire, I have to say that is is beautiful and scary holy water container.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler

From what I understand, astral projection is just using your imagination. How is that dangerous?


You're probably also a descendant of rapists.


Amegaotaku isn't predatory though. The most she does is send spergy anons. Also, I can't be the only one who thinks angie is making it all up. I mean, look at this:


First of all, since when were you a celebrity? Second, come on, it was already bullshit that you claimed to have been "traumatized", "almost had a panic attack" and "was contemplating suicide" because of a random tumblr user, this just shows you are purely attention whoring.


Enjoy your blood magickkk, just don't sneak it into other people's food.

 

[NoReturn]

But I guess that's because a lot of these are actually kids/young adults used to buying tons of merch from their favorite fandoms and they treat witchcraft the same way (including self insert play pretend, except not with cartoon husbandos but with gods).

They're doing it for the uwu witchy gothic skinwalker aesthetic, instead of actually being religious. That's why they're raiding the michael's discount bin for their "practicing"

"Nothing is sacred" is an overused phrase, but it's accurate. Fandoms command the same kind of reverence and worship now that was once reserved for religion, and once you add consumerism into it (as Wes pointed out), you get this madness.

From what I understand, astral projection is just using your imagination. How is that dangerous?

Once again tumblr proves itself to be the world's most retarded game of telephone. Astral projection is indeed using your imagination time, but the actual spiritual practice it is "based on" involved intentionally fucking with your sense of propioperception.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

"Nothing is sacred" is an overused phrase, but it's accurate. Fandoms command the same kind of reverence and worship now that was once reserved for religion, and once you add consumerism into it (as Wes pointed out), you get this madness.

Once again tumblr proves itself to be the world's most retarded game of telephone. Astral projection is indeed using your imagination time, but the actual spiritual practice it is "based on" involved intentionally fucking with your sense of propioperception.

I googled it, apparently propioperception is how you know you are moving. So is that why these people are convinced that they had sex with Loki? They could feel themselves humping him? But how do you change something like your sense of movement?

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Given a lot of these people's obsessions with period blood, what will they do after they reach menopause? I get a lot of these are just foolish young women that are looking for some sort of meaning to their lives, but if there are some that persist in this up till then, then, then won't there need to be some sort of serious self-evaluation once their menstruation ceases?

 

[Nagibatel]

Since Tumblr is a dying website, may I share some content from "WitchTok"? TikTok has become THE hotbed of witch cringe as of late.

Also, why isn't this thread merged with the Wiccan and Neopagan General since it isn't about just Witchblr anymore?

 

[Pompeii Grammy Awards]

Since Tumblr is a dying website, may I share some content from "WitchTok"? TikTok has become THE hotbed of witch cringe as of late.

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Also, why isn't this thread merged with the Wiccan and Neopagan General since it isn't about just Witchblr anymore?

It's so hard to take their 'hexes' seriously when it's just a vent to make yourself feel better like you're doing something against your issues.

 

[NoReturn]

I googled it, apparently propioperception is how you know you are moving. So is that why these people are convinced that they had sex with Loki? They could feel themselves humping him? But how do you change something like your sense of movement?

Again, it's a retarded game of telephone.
There's an episode of a podcast I used to like where the hosts explore astral projection from "imagination time" to actual retreats in the desert that use drugs. Their takeaway was that the practice could be helpful for those seeking more spirituality "outside their body" but that anyone that would claim to travel to the Marvel-verse is either just imagining things and projecting more meaning onto it, or they've taken a LOT of peyote.
As for the question of how you can change you sense of propioperception, think of when you have a falling dream and jolt awake. The practitioners are trying to induce that state and stay there (while conscious) without the "falling in your body" part.

Since Tumblr is a dying website, may I share some content from "WitchTok"? TikTok has become THE hotbed of witch cringe as of late.

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Also, why isn't this thread merged with the Wiccan and Neopagan General since it isn't about just Witchblr anymore?

Because this one is about the people whose practice is primarily focused on the internet. Wicca and neopagans, in contrast, are like those dirty hippies who infest the local park. There's crossover, but Sunbeam Moonstar and LokiLover.tumblr.com have different subcultures.

 

[Pompeii Grammy Awards]

Again, it's a retarded game of telephone. There's an episode of a podcast I used to like where the hosts explore astral projection from "imagination time" to actual retreats in the desert that use drugs. Their takeaway was that the practice could be helpful for those seeking more spirituality "outside their body" but that anyone that would claim to travel to the Marvel-verse is either just imagining things and projecting more meaning onto it, or they've taken a LOT of peyote.

A lot of rituals like astral projection, shadow work, or whatever imagination games they do are just mental rituals to exercise your mind to understand yourself and the world around you more. A lot of magic rituals had their reasons, but they want to pretend the floor really is lava and their glittered shoes will protect them from bad vibes. It's easier to pretend that you're spiritually open, but that meditation isn't going to do shit for 'shadow work' if you're not reflecting on yourself and your life.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler

Imagine being married for 20 years and then on your anniversary your wife tells you that she did a spell with a mcdonald's paper bag for your love. Divorce or no?


Wotinger. . . Are you okay?!


You are literally worshipping someone who eats babies. Did you really expect this to turn out well?


Does Florida Water get alligators drunk?


I never understood these people's hatred of love spells. They are mixing aunt jemima with period blood. Not dateraping somebody.

 

[NoReturn]

Wotinger. . . Are you okay?!

"Unhealing" crystals:

• Break a malachite in half and lick it
• Soak a malachite in water overnight and drink it
• Snort ground-up tiger's eye like it was blow
• Put a jade egg or any other kind of porous mineral up yer cooch

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