Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[RomanesEuntDomus]

My Wogglebug movie is coming along beautifully, at the cost of my sanity. I've drawn this accursed bug so many times now, working and reworking scenes and fiddling with frame timing.
I've resorted to putting motivational stickers in my planner reminding me to "inhale courage" and "have strength" on my scheduled animation days. My mom found me in the closet rocking back and forth chanting "Wogglebug is love, Wogglebug is life" . If someone ends up in the news for robbing a Dollar Tree in a giant cockroach costume while declaring themselves the King's Advisor of OZ then you'll know my mind finally snapped.

(I had one final stop motion scene that I filmed today and my cat came to supervise and/or make sure the Wogglebug wasn't an actual dead animal.)
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I hope you incorporated a scene of Wogglebug doing some koprophagy, it would be perfectly in-character for him.

 

[JoshPlz]

I am not someone who doxxes anyone, and I have no access to the dark web either, and I do not wish to. I have received 5 paid orders from customers I can verify as my fans but I'm not giving their names, email addresses, or home addresses to anyone.

But I would still prefer for any of you on here to not order the DVD from me directly and to wait until it's in stock at Amazon. Because for one thing when I published it through them I opted to have anti-rip protection on the discs.

Dear Cynthia,

I believe that Mr. Wogglebug would like you to start wearing a bra, so your udders don't swing all over the place.
Being a gentlemanly bug who prefers children, he is thoroughly horrified and intimidated by your looming appendages.

 

[Troonos]

I haven't visited this thread in a while. Any horrific Cynthia nudes yet?

 

[The Last Stand]

I haven't visited this thread in a while. Any horrific Cynthia nudes yet?

No, thank God. Don't give her ideas for an OnlyFans if this Wogglebug endeavor fails.

@WogglebugLover in the off chance you make some money with your DVDs or books, please invest in some bras.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

No, thank God. Don't give her ideas for an OnlyFans if this Wogglebug endeavor fails.

@WogglebugLover in the off chance you make some money with your DVDs or books, please invest in some bras.

Don't listen to these naysayers, let your udders swing low and freely. Embrace your future resemblance of Ms. Choksondik and invest every dollar you make in nigerian scammers and disintrested voice actors totally legit business affiliations.

 

[AbraCadaver]

My Wogglebug movie is coming along beautifully, at the cost of my sanity. I've drawn this accursed bug so many times now, working and reworking scenes and fiddling with frame timing.
I've resorted to putting motivational stickers in my planner reminding me to "inhale courage" and "have strength" on my scheduled animation days. My mom found me in the closet rocking back and forth chanting "Wogglebug is love, Wogglebug is life" . If someone ends up in the news for robbing a Dollar Tree in a giant cockroach costume while declaring themselves the King's Advisor of OZ then you'll know my mind finally snapped.

(I had one final stop motion scene that I filmed today and my cat came to supervise and/or make sure the Wogglebug wasn't an actual dead animal.)
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I couldn’t care less about Cynthia’s horrific “movie” but I am on the edge of my damn seat for this one. Also 10/10 real good catte, would pet.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I couldn’t care less about Cynthia’s horrific “movie” but I am on the edge of my damn seat for this one. Also 10/10 real good catte, would pet.

You have a warped sense of reality.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

You have a warped sense of reality.

Nigga, you're the one with the warped sense of reality. You think anyone with an IQ above 70 would want to watch your nightmarish bug husbando?

 

[AbraCadaver]

You have a warped sense of reality.

HAHAHHAHAHAAA

good lord, says the woman who thinks children want to watch her abominable “cartoons” and will like a giant smarmy cockroach.

Also the fuck do you have against that cat, that’s a damn good cat in any reality. That cat also thinks you need a bra.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

You have a warped sense of reality.

This coming from the person trying to make the Wogglebug a thing and thinks she has actual fans.

 

[drain]

You have a warped sense of reality.

Huh, Cynthia sweetie...

 

[WogglebugLover]

This coming from the person trying to make the Wogglebug a thing and thinks she has actual fans.

I DO have actual fans. And not just in the United States. But also in Canada, the UK, Australia, and New Zealand.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I couldn’t care less about Cynthia’s horrific “movie” but I am on the edge of my damn seat for this one. Also 10/10 real good catte, would pet.

HAHAHHAHAHAAA

good lord, says the woman who thinks children want to watch her abominable “cartoons” and will like a giant smarmy cockroach.

Also the fuck do you have against that cat, that’s a damn good cat in any reality. That cat also thinks you need a bra.

My cat says thank you and sends you all appreciative head-bumps.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I DO have actual fans. And not just in the United States. But also in Canada, the UK, Australia, and New Zealand.

Suuuuuure you do. You have people that say they're your fans. But how many of them are legitimately your fans, how many are just trying to support the retard and how many are laughing at you behind your back? I'd think your "fans" make up the second and third groups a lot more than the first.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Suuuuuure you do. You have people that say they're your fans. But how many of them are legitimately your fans, how many are just trying to support the retard and how many are laughing at you behind your back? I'd think your "fans" make up the second and third groups a lot more than the first.

I don't believe a word of that. Especially because new fans are turning up on my Discord all the time and I talk to every one of them. And I am not retarded. There is nothing retarded about what I do.

 

[Miss Misery]

I don't believe a word of that. Especially because new fans are turning up on my Discord all the time and I talk to every one of them. And I am not retarded. There is nothing retarded about what I do.

Every single thing you do is retarded. Especially not wearing a bra.

 

[Figger Nucker]

I don't believe a word of that. Especially because new fans are turning up on my Discord all the time and I talk to every one of them. And I am not retarded. There is nothing retarded about what I do.

I just skimmed the thread and making anything to do with children themed cockroach anything is pretty retarded.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I don't believe a word of that. Especially because new fans are turning up on my Discord all the time and I talk to every one of them. And I am not retarded. There is nothing retarded about what I do.

Does Wogglebug have an exoskeleton?

 

[PTNR 2.0]

I don't believe a word of that. Especially because new fans are turning up on my Discord all the time and I talk to every one of them. And I am not retarded. There is nothing retarded about what I do.

Not wearing a bra when your titties are being buttfucked by gravity so hard that they're dangling noticeably lower and lower in each new video you post is extremely retarded.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I don't believe a word of that. Especially because new fans are turning up on my Discord all the time and I talk to every one of them. And I am not retarded. There is nothing retarded about what I do.

Of course you don't believe a word of that, it's because you're a retard.

You're autistic or somewhere on that spectrum and one of the side effects of autism is the inability to understand people's intentions so they tend to take everything literally. So if somebody says in your Discord, "I really love the Wogglebug!" you immediately think they're being serious. But the question is how do you know they're being serious? You don't. Yet you choose to believe it because it strokes your ego.

And the mere fact that you don't understand this shows you're a retard.