US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Who the fuck is gonna vote for Kamela though? She is like the worse version of Hillary. Biden carried probably cuz white dudes love this man but Kamela? What the fuck.

Probably why Kamala through her Biden puppetBiden is pushing for a path to citizenship for 11 million illegals already. They're not even bothering to offer token concessions of increased border security that would never be followed up on in return this time.

 

[FunPosting101]

What makes you think voting matters? Its been amply demonstrated that the ballot box is just an illusion of choice, for after all...

Democrat Ballot Printers go BBBbbbrrrrrrr

True, which is why various state level GOP officials need to make preventing democrat electoral fraud a priority over the coming years.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Also historians are going to be "WTF was this era" when we have 3 presidents in the span of 4 years.

The comparisons with Rome are becoming more apt by the day. Now all you need is a presidency that only exists at the sufferance of some military clique.

 

[Miller]

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That's the kind of shit where you feel more certain they have a body double because he sundowned too early today.

This reminds me of that time Hillary passed out during a 9/11 ceremony and reappeared 20 minutes later like if nothing happened, as she kisses a little girl in front of the press.

 

[Slimy Time]

This reminds me of that time Hillary passed out during a 9/11 ceremony and reappeared 20 minutes later like if nothing happened, as she kisses a little girl in front of the press.

Remember when she needed to be hauled into her car while she was having a bit of a spastic fit, only to appear later with sunglasses as completely fine? Nothing to see here folks, it was just the heat.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

True, which is why various state level GOP officials need to make preventing democrat electoral fraud a priority over the coming years.

That's going to be hard to do when any attempt is met with the feds threatening lawsuits, and worse. They will use any thin pretext to have hostile (or even impartial) election officials removed, and possibly arrested.

People are still thinking that the right is going to have to vote their way out of this situation. The time for votes has passed. The time for lawsuits has passed. The left is talking about "deprogramming" Trump voters, about removing Trump supporters' children, about barring all Trump voters (or even just Republicans!) from civil service jobs, from law enforcement, from the military, from political office. I am expecting the next four years, or eight, or ten, to be very bad. I'm glad I live in a rural, small population, deep red state that's mostly ignored by Washington. I'm going to be able to live my daily life without many complications. Most people on the right can't say that, though. I think conservatives that live in blue states, or purple states, are going to have a very bad time.

 

[FunPosting101]

That's going to be hard to do when any attempt is met with the feds threatening lawsuits, and worse. They will use any thin pretext to have hostile (or even impartial) election officials removed, and possibly arrested.

I'm well aware that conservatives have a long fight ahead of themselves and will need to lawyer up in preparation for any legal shenanigans the dems may pull. That fight is still necessary and must be fought if they are to regain political power in the coming years. Obama pulled shit on the GOP too, they still fought, and Biden/Harris are nowhere near Obama's popularity.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Legality means nothing in the face of a naked power grab. I'm all for trying to change things through legal methods, but it won't work if the left decides, as they apparently have, that the legality or illegality of their goals or methods is irrelevant.

 

[Secret Asshole]

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That's the kind of shit where you feel more certain they have a body double because he sundowned too early today.

I can't help but laugh at this.

"Hello friends! I am totally Joe Biden. Ignore this full face mask, bulky jacket, old man raybans in the middle of winter and hat. I am totally Joe Biden."

 

[soy_king]

The comparisons with Rome are becoming more apt by the day. Now all you need is a presidency that only exists at the sufferance of some military clique.

I'm increasingly starting to think it's the Eastern Roman Empire of the Late 4th and Early 5th Century rather than what you're thinking of.

 

[Sped Xing]

Thank God I'm a government employee. Biden is going to accidently the entire economy.

"Accidentally."

 

[Kerr Avon]

He would pick Brackish Okun's troon counterpart to work in the health department

 

[Otterly]

His speciality is paediatrics and psychiatry. Lock up your kids, Americans, titty skittles and primary school grooming for all.
I’m a bit nostalgic for the days when the looney cabinet choices were just bible thumping hellfire preacher types.
Brings a whole new horrifying meaning to wanting a clean-cut candidate

 

[General Disarray]

His speciality is paediatrics and psychiatry. Lock up your kids, Americans, titty skittles and primary school grooming for all.
I’m a bit nostalgic for the days when the looney cabinet choices were just bible thumping hellfire preacher types.
Brings a whole new horrifying meaning to wanting a clean-cut candidate

That fucker also took his own mother out of a nursing home and put her up in a high-end hotel before declaring that Covid patients be readmitted into said nursing homes.

https://www.thecentersquare.com/pennsylvania/op-ed-nursing-home-long-term-care-data-show-secretary-levine-is-unfit-for-office/article_e7bd19a6-a103-11ea-b960-17f113839308.html

Archive sites are super slow sorry.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

That fucker also took his own mother out of a nursing home and put her up in a high-end hotel before declaring that Covid patients be readmitted into said nursing homes.

https://www.thecentersquare.com/pennsylvania/op-ed-nursing-home-long-term-care-data-show-secretary-levine-is-unfit-for-office/article_e7bd19a6-a103-11ea-b960-17f113839308.html

Archive sites are super slow sorry.

I remember someone said this was the troon that suggested onlyfans for sex during coronavirus. I didn’t believe but lo and behold a quick google search revealed it to be true(archive).

• If you usually meet your sex partners online, consider taking a break from in-person dates. Video dates, sexting, subscription-based fan platforms, or chat rooms may be options for you.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

https://twitter.com/TimesofIsrael/status/1351502045384065025

Biden picks transgender Jewish woman as assistant US health secretary

He actually picked this crazy tranny. We are already in hell.

 

[FunPosting101]

Holy fuck, I miss Trump already.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

What makes you think voting matters? Its been amply demonstrated that the ballot box is just an illusion of choice, for after all...

Democrat Ballot Printers go BBBbbbrrrrrrr

I don't think there's enough printer ink and corpses to get that cunt elected.

 

[Garm]

His speciality is paediatrics and psychiatry. Lock up your kids, Americans, titty skittles and primary school grooming for all.
I’m a bit nostalgic for the days when the looney cabinet choices were just bible thumping hellfire preacher types.
Brings a whole new horrifying meaning to wanting a clean-cut candidate

Being punk rock these days means being well mannered and functional as a human being. What a strange era.

https://twitter.com/TimesofIsrael/status/1351502045384065025

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He actually picked this crazy tranny. We are already in hell.

I am a believer in the "steel must be tempered in fires" but the flames are getting to the point that the steel just melts.

 

[Covfefe]

Remember when she needed to be hauled into her car while she was having a bit of a spastic fit, only to appear later with sunglasses as completely fine? Nothing to see here folks, it was just the heat.

S I D E O F B E E F

That was a comfier time.