Yeah, sure she is, that's why she uses filters and photoshop herself into a completely new person.
In addition to pedobaiting and making grotesque faces, Lori the "succubus BB" (wtf is that?) had a busy day. What errand could be so important to warrant Kevin chauffeuring her around all day? A new set of nails following the recent $70 talons debacle! Lori wants to hit 100k Instagram followers and surely this second set will prove what a cool and classy influencer she is...
In other news, Kevin's thousand-yard stare is coming along quite nicely.
How dare!! Lori wishes she could end up like Angelyne.os Angeles icon Angelyne
From what I understand, Lori's failure to graduate from high school was the result of parental neglect. It's clear that the Cerda family didn't value education and Lori's psychological issues alone strongly indicate a dysfunctional family system. Her younger brother also failed to get his high school diploma and was arrested in 2016 for attempted robbery.
Lori's First Husband: Jeff (Mamoru #1)
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Lori's Second Husband: Luis (Mamoru #2)
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Lori's relationship history also raises eyebrows about the Cerda household. In 2002, she married her first husband Jeff (Mamoru #1) at age 17 and the couple divorced after 3 months. Less than a year after her first divorce, still 17-year-old Lori became engaged to and married her second husband Luis (Mamoru #2). They divorced around August of 2003 due to mutual cheating. It's important to note that Lori's father supposedly encouraged and endorsed this marriage. Luis, nearly a decade older than Lori, was also the perpetrator who sexually assaulted a cosplayer with developmental disabilities.
Lori reportedly hates her mother and seems to have a closer connection to her father. She told Kewl Kou Klan members that her mother kicked her out of the house as a teenager because she disapproved of Lori's lesbianism. From what I understand, Lori was kicked out of her parents' residence on multiple occasions over the years and often used this as a sob story to grift free housing from friends and lovers. It's very likely that Lori had a fucked up childhood and may have suffered from neglect, abuse, and trauma. If true, that's a goddamned tragedy and my heart breaks for little Lori.
That said, Lori is an adult now who has the agency to seek help and control her own behavior. Over the years, several people in her life have begged her to seek therapy. Many people survive horrific childhoods but not all victims go on to become victimizers. Lori should be held accountable for her bullshit because she has the ability to choose her own actions. Past victimization does not excuse the maltreatment of others.
EDIT: Time for a loony news update.
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So klassy.
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In a completely expected turn of events, Kevin's resources are nearly depleted so Lori is actively hunting for a new host to bleed dry. It looks like she's going to jump simp soon. Time to update your resume, Kev.
An anon from Lolcow.farm found an Instagram account named "skyeslastwords." FYI, Kevin's Instagram handle is @adollaskye. Jury is out on whether it's bullshit or real but the timing with Lori's increasingly aggressive search for a new narcissistic supply is concerning. Hopefully, Kevin's flashy new shoes will help him run far the fuck away from Lori.
To celebrate her anticipated milestone of 100k totally real Instagram followers, Lori got a new necklace 
To achieve her social media goal of 100k followers, Lori the degenerate is doubling down on her signature "poof pout" (DO NOT COPY) and "classy" nails to attract more lolicon fetishists.
Despite wanting more followers, Lori is reminding peasants that she does not "share for shares." Since it looks like Kevin will be replaced sooner than later by a new rube, the reason for her use of the royal "we" is unclear.
If you wanna be our hero, posting spoiler'd caps of everything would be amazing.
she refuses to reason and won’t stop escalating the fight until i do what she wants.”
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im sorry to hear that hunter”
Thanks guys love ya.”
