Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[XYZpdq]

Me and my family got into a big argument about lockdowns over dinner. Apparently my coof-positive grandad had the audacity to mask up and take everybody’s bins out instead of staying indoors like a good leper and that’s selfish because he’ll kill all the babies on the street with the coof. Also apparently my sister’s entire friend group got really mad at her. Turns out the fun thing she did was go to her boyfriend’s house. What if her boyfriend caught the coof at his factory job and then gave it to her and then she gave it to her dad and then her dad killed all the grannies in the retirement home?!

The kicker? HER DAD HAS HAD THE COOF ALREADY AND GOTTEN OVER IT

Also my sister was apparently joking when she said she’d snitch on her to the police and she’d never actually do that. Seemed pretty fucking unironic at the time though. Maybe I’m just a massive sperg that couldn’t read the room properly but the whole thing reeked of “I was just pretending to be retarded”.

Cue me trying to be the voice of reason and all 3 of my family members engaging in every argument in the doomer playbook and then some. Highlights include:

”it took 4 days for my boyfriends grandad to die, imagine struggling to breathe on a ventilator for 4 days!”

“you wouldn’t want Nan and Grandad to die would you?”

”it’s not the government’s job to care about your mental health, it‘s their job to stop everyone from dying!”

“their generation went to war for us, why can’t we go to war for them?”

”we won’t be stuck inside forever! they lifted some of the restrictions in the summer, remember?”

”if everyone went outside the young people would all gain herd immunity but all the old people would start dropping like flies and then we’d be there with 50% of the population dead asking ourselves if it was worth it!”

”Even if you go outside to prove you can’t be tamed or whatever you’ll get COVID and then you’ll change your tune!”

My mom seems to think the solution to my grievances with the society I have found myself in is to watch TV with them in the living room or take my government allotted hour of exercise with a leisurely stroll in the park round the block from my house. With my sister. She always makes me go out with her. She’s freakishly tall for a woman despite being 3 years younger than me so my mom thinks she’d be able to defend my scrawny ass if we got mugged or something. But I can’t help but get a bad feeling that now it’s because she thinks I’ll run off...

I’m 22, I don’t need a bodyguard. I need to get out of here. And properly - none of this 23/1 suburban supermax bullshit.

Get out before they call the feds on you.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2021/01/19/covid-19-vaccine-free-marijuana-greenhouse-ubaked/4216802001/

Michigan pot shops giving free joints to customers vaccinated for COVID-19​

How it started:

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The COVID protests in Amsterdam seem to be going well.

How it's going.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/biden-picks-transgender-who-encouraged-covid-safe-orgies-assistant-health-secretary

Biden Picks Transgender Who Encouraged Covid-Safe Orgies As Assistant Health Secretary​

This is where we are now. In hell. Already.

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1351529363217506306

Health workers refusing vaccine is new growing US problem

So Lucas Werner wasn't entirely wrong when he claimed there were COVID oregies going on.
Difference is it was trannies and queers having oregies.

Me and my family got into a big argument about lockdowns over dinner. Apparently my coof-positive grandad had the audacity to mask up and take everybody’s bins out instead of staying indoors like a good leper and that’s selfish because he’ll kill all the babies on the street with the coof. Also apparently my sister’s entire friend group got really mad at her. Turns out the fun thing she did was go to her boyfriend’s house. What if her boyfriend caught the coof at his factory job and then gave it to her and then she gave it to her dad and then her dad killed all the grannies in the retirement home?!

The kicker? HER DAD HAS HAD THE COOF ALREADY AND GOTTEN OVER IT

Don't expect rational thoughts from these people at this point.
They life off fear and subservience, and any logical thought afterwards is killed by some dipshit on TV reading scripts.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

This is how it be, and i'm ok with it

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Apparently in the uk nothing is changing til April the second.

I'm done. I cannot do this anymore. Wherever it is the world is going, I dont think I can cope with that.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

The first dose of the vaccine barely works at all Israel has found, it only has 52% effectiveness. They have the most vaccinated people per capita easily, so they have the most data.

Israel’s Fauci says Pfizer vaccine’s first dose less effective than indicated

Israel’s Fauci says Pfizer vaccine’s first dose less effective than indicated

A single dose of Pfizer’s vaccine may be less effective than the drugmaker had indicated, Israel’s COVID-19 czar has warned. Nachman Ash — Israel’s equivalent of Dr. An…

nypost.com

https://archive.li/x1Xjd

A single dose of Pfizer’s vaccine may be less effective than the drugmaker had indicated, Israel’s COVID-19 czar has warned.


Nachman Ash — Israel’s equivalent of Dr. Anthony Fauci — said the protection offered by the first dose is “less effective than we had thought,” Army Radio reported.


“Many people have been infected between the first and second injections of the vaccine,” Ash said, adding that the protective effect appears “lower than [the data] presented by Pfizer.”


The pharmaceutical giant has claimed that trials show it is roughly 52 percent effective around 12 days after receiving the first shot, the BBC reported.


But that level of protection rises to 95 percent around two weeks after the second dose.


It’s unclear exactly how effective the shot has been for the more than 2 million Israelis who have already received the first dose.

Questions were raised about the vaccine’s performance after health officials on Monday announced 10,000 new cases, the highest since the pandemic began.


Experts have repeatedly warned that one dose of the vaccine doesn’t provide full immunity and that social distancing measures will still need to be in place to get the pandemic under control.

 

[furūtsu]

Apparently in the uk nothing is changing til April the second.

I'm done. I cannot do this anymore. Wherever it is the world is going, I dont think I can cope with that.

Don't give up hope. Humanity has seen through worse events than this.

We're in for a dark time for sure, but it will end eventually. Take heart. If this site and others like it are any indication, there's more sane people opposed to this shit than mainstream media and world governments want you to believe.

 

[The handsome tard]

Among families I know there are:
-preschoolers who have developed insomnia and what looks to me like miniature depression/anxiety since their preschool shut down. They only started getting to see ANY kids their age again when their parents started having literal illegal speakeasy playgroup once per week.

-a kid who started skin picking

-a kid who developed a weird fixation on death

-pretty much all the teenagers act like they are depressed, none of them seem normal anymore

-angry, angry kids. Aggressive, pushy, impatient, rude, when they never had behavior issues before. Looks to me like the irritability that comes with depression and anxiety.

Have you all noticed that children arent particularly in risk when dealing with this virus? And yet they are the ones that are among the ones the most fucked over by this whole thing?

I can only imagine just how many will be permanently affected by this and they wont be allowed to raise awareness of this because it will dare suggest that daddy government was wrong.

We probably wont be allowed to adknowledge that this whole thing was a disaster for at least a few decades, when most of the boomers responsible for it have kicked the bucket and cant be held responsibile anymore...

Fuck...

 

[NoReturn]

I wash my hands when I get home and if I'm feeling especially paranoid I spray a lil' cloud of disinfectant in the direction of my stuff.
I have a fairly functional immune system and I've already had Covid once, in October. (not fun) I just act like I do when it's normal flu season except now I wear a cloth mask in the shops.
I know I'm not killing or preventing the spread of every single germ. #toolazyforthat
Still gonna mock the ones that put no more effort into it than I do but act like they're saving the world.

American restaurant food is full-fat, sugar and salt and the portions are HUGE. It's easy to see why so many of us are big.
I've gained about 10 pounds over the past year. Pretty sure it's a combination of giving in to comfort eating because of stress, and buying candy in bulk on Amazon. These things must stop.

Stop buying so much food on Amazon.

IDEAL SITUATION:

1) UK border is 100% closed due to new (fake) covid variant. Nobody comes in, nobody leaves.

2) There's an actual new mutated SuperCOVID, kills off every last bong subhuman

3) Since border is closed, new supercov doesn't spread.

4) World looks like A Space Odyssey/The Jetson's within 5 years without the curse of the Anglo menace

Mini-Oceania

Not bad until a depopulated UK reopens its borders at last and lads living abroad with their underage Thai wives return and spread across the isles.

Not if the Irish get there first.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2021/01/19/covid-19-vaccine-free-marijuana-greenhouse-ubaked/4216802001/

Michigan pot shops giving free joints to customers vaccinated for COVID-19​

How it started:

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How it's going.

I thought we were supposed to protect grandpa!

We probably wont be allowed to adknowledge that this whole thing was a disaster for at least a few decades, when most of the boomers responsible for it have kicked the bucket and cant be held responsibile anymore...

Do it anyway! I am! I've been telling it straight to every kid in my circle. What's stopping you?

 

[furūtsu]

Have you all noticed that children arent particularly in risk when dealing with this virus? And yet they are the ones that are among the ones the most fucked over by this whole thing?

I can only imagine just how many will be permanently affected by this and they wont be allowed to raise awareness of this because it will dare suggest that daddy government was wrong.

We probably wont be allowed to adknowledge that this whole thing was a disaster for at least a few decades, when most of the boomers responsible for it have kicked the bucket and cant be held responsibile anymore...

Fuck...

Powerlevel:

Spoiler

My little sister has become so addicted to Roblox and TikTok as a result of staying home that she's no longer motivated to practice for her gymnastics lessons and her grades have taken a sharp nosedive. Before, she was a high-achiever student and one of the best little gymnasts in her group. It's really depressing. And the grades aren't even really her fault-Google Classroom is absolute trash, half the time she has her assignments done and just can't figure out where/how to submit them and her teachers can't help. I've been trying to help but it's been very draining.

 

[The handsome tard]

Do it anyway! I am! I've been telling it straight to every kid in my circle. What's stopping you?

I meant adknowledging that it was a disaster the same way adknowledging that the Vietnam War was a senseless waste of life that only served to humiliate America in the eyes of its opponents in the long run was a big no no back then in the political sense. Politicians had to keep up this image they knew what the fuck they were doing and the same is happening right now. We wont be "allowed" to "officially" adknowledge on media and politics that the corona virus "pandemic" was handled with the upmost corruption and incompetence for decades, coincidentally when most of the elites behind it have since kicked the bucket.

 

[Bakarina]

I meant adknowledging that it was a disaster the same way adknowledging that the Vietnam War was a senseless waste of life that only served to humiliate America in the eyes of its opponents in the long run was a big no no back then in the political sense. Politicians had to keep up this image they knew what the fuck they were doing and the same is happening right now. We wont be "allowed" to "officially" adknowledge on media and politics that the corona virus "pandemic" was handled with the upmost corruption and incompetence for decades, coincidentally when most of the elites behind it have since kicked the bucket.

Vietnam was supposedly planned long before it actually happened. . . Then again, looking at how this scamdemic has shaped up I could believe that this thing was planned in order to get back on track to The Great Reset after Trump's presidency derailed it

 

[Ari Gold]

Come here boiz:

Commissioner Adam Silver addressed the issue in a Sportico roundtable on Tuesday. He said that the league is discussing the possibility of some players taking the vaccine publicly in an effort to advocate for its safety and efficacy.

The idea is that the NBA is a largely Black league, and players could play a role in tamping down skepticism in Black communities that have historically been underserved by the American health care system.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/adam-silver-nba-considering-vaccinating-players-for-covid-19-to-raise-awareness-in-black-communities-224804402.html

These dudes racist af

 

[Plank]

Here's a publicity photo of Adam Silver rounding up black NBA volunteers for their PalsyJabs:

I assume black NBA players sending a message to black Americans about something as simple and effective as Vitamin D is off the table for discussion.

Vitamin D deficiency in African Americans is associated with a high risk of severe disease and mortality by SARS-CoV-2

COVID-19 infection results in an elevated risk of pulmonary complications and mortality in the hypertensive, diabetic, and old age individuals and patients with cardiovascular or pulmonary diseases. This situation is critical in the African American (AA) population. As a paradigmatic representation of the state is of interest, mentioning that the morbidity and mortality rates by COVID-19 in AA are the highest among many other populations, as well as the mortality rate is 6-fold higher compared with white people

There are many health disparities in AA like high incidence rates of obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure, cardiovascular and renal diseases, among others. The usual explanation for these differences is the low socioeconomic status and educational levels, the social environment, lifestyle habits, and less access to health care services. However, there are pieces of evidence that these non-favorable conditions are not enough, and there are other influential factors that may help to a better approach to the real problem, like some genetic polymorphism and epigenetic-driven changes [2]. In this sense, of medical relevance are the differences in renin-angiotensin-aldosterone systems (RAAS), renal sodium manages [3], and -of interest for this letter-, the low levels of serum vitamin D

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Here's a publicity photo of Adam Silver rounding up black NBA volunteers for their PalsyJabs:

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I assume black NBA players sending a message to black Americans about something as simple and effective as Vitamin D is off the table for discussion.

Vitamin D deficiency in African Americans is associated with a high risk of severe disease and mortality by SARS-CoV-2

Yeah, if they tell some truth, they'll be called sellout or uncle Tom.

 

[X Pac Heat]

 

[Ruin]

The only upside to Covid right now is that a lot of the eviction moratoriums have expired and I'm greatly enjoying the salt from all the smug reddit commies who are being btfo by their landlords.

 

[Bakarina]

The only upside to Covid right now is that a lot of the eviction moratoriums have expired and I'm greatly enjoying the salt from all the smug reddit commies who are being btfo by their landlords.

Biden is going to try to make it so landlords cant evict when he gets into office tomorrow. Like Obama, biden will have a magic pen and executive orders.

He'll also make wearing masks a federal mandate but idk how seeing as that's usurping states rights and we legit had a civil war because of politicians doing that shit

 

[Ari Gold]

Another loving encounter in the hug bubble....

Edit:

Comments on youtube are still based.

Edit 2: Why the fuck is Carson Daly still on tv? Thought this nigga was ded.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Trump set the US travel ban of schengen and others to go down on the 26th, but the heartless assholes in the Biden camp flip flopped from wanting the border open to saying they'll block the opening instead. Hope you have no loved ones or family with pending visas like I do.