Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And LOL at him for bitching that a lot of people don't really give a shit about Biden's inauguration. Nobody owes Biden shit.
Almost nobody gives a shit about Biden. A lot of people who voted for the guy only did it because they wanted Trump gone, and there are the groups who are counting the seconds until he steps aside for Her Highness Queen Kamala the First to take the reins. Now that the common enemy is gone people have stopped pretending they were Ridin' with Biden for anything other than convenience.

As an aside it's fascinating how despite being such an outrageously horrible person, Bob is so predictable and boring that his thread goes into random tangents all the time and those are more interesting than any of his content. And much more interesting than any of Chris' podcasts.
It's better to keep the crazy person around to use as your baseline for standards instead of booting them and then becoming the baseline.
That, and Bob isn't part of Breadtube so there is no reason for them to disown him in the first place. And I'm fairly sure some breadtubers have already voiced their dislike of Bob before, but I might be wrong.

As of his firing from The Escapist and Lindsay going scorched earth on him (sending the signal that she allowed others to shit on Bob now) I'd say he isn't part of any prominent online community. The right dislikes him, most of the left dislikes him, the YouTube community ignores him and even on Twitter it doesn't feel like there is a group he belongs to.

The only group Bob is a part of is that Boston Online Film Critic Association thing.
 
I can't stand how this fat faggot keeps saying "respect".

As if anybody's asking for his respect.

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And LOL at him for bitching that a lot of people don't really give a shit about Biden's inauguration. Nobody owes Biden shit.
It does have to sting a little that Trump seems to be pulling comparable or better numbers with his farewell address. Even as bad as he's fucked up, he managed to cuck Biden on the way out. The truth is very few people actually care for Biden except a dying breed of boomer Democrats.

I would argue that it wasn't solely because of the weapon itself. It was also the realization that they couldn't bring as many people down with them in defeat. Even if they were facing defeat by land invasion, the Japanese probably would have fought to the bitter end because they knew by doing so they would have lasting repercussions on their enemy. Imagine an entire generation of American men wiped out by this conflict. Or the economic burden that continuing to fight the war would have brought.

The atomic bomb presented a new concept that had never before been seen in combat: not only will you be obliterated, but we can do so without getting a single scratch. At that point Japan would have been stupid not to surrender. What is the point of sacrifice if you can't even land a blow on your opponent?
Another important factor was how little was known about the threat. The Japanese had no idea how many of these things the US had. As far as they knew, the US had thousands more ready to go and would literally wipe all life off the islands if they didn't surrender. In reality, the US had used its only two bombs and would have had to make more, although there's not much reason we couldn't have, considering that Japan was out of allies.
 
Bob is so full of shit when he says that the Democrats are just a means to an end for him, that they are the best in a bad situation, and he has no real allegiance to them.

The Motherfucker can't wait to start kissing Democrat ass. He wants to feel like he's part of that group so fucking bad.
He's just saying that because he figured out it's the cool kids' opinion. Just like when he pretended to support Bernie, in an entirely begrudging and backhanded way. And Biden is an old white guy, therefore hip to diss, but just watch how defensive he'll get if someone talks shit about his new mommy dom Kamala.
 
Bob is so full of shit when he says that the Democrats are just a means to an end for him, that they are the best in a bad situation, and he has no real allegiance to them.

The Motherfucker can't wait to start kissing Democrat ass. He wants to feel like he's part of that group so fucking bad.
Bob will abandon the democrats if any other political party has his core beliefs and is seen as "cool" then Bob would slather his mouth over that party's cock especially if it appeals to him.
 
It does have to sting a little that Trump seems to be pulling comparable or better numbers with his farewell address. Even as bad as he's fucked up, he managed to cuck Biden on the way out. The truth is very few people actually care for Biden except a dying breed of boomer Democrats.


Another important factor was how little was known about the threat. The Japanese had no idea how many of these things the US had. As far as they knew, the US had thousands more ready to go and would literally wipe all life off the islands if they didn't surrender. In reality, the US had used its only two bombs and would have had to make more, although there's not much reason we couldn't have, considering that Japan was out of allies.
The US would have made more and was studying the application of deploying them in a tactical manner. Not until after the shooting stopped were the effects of radiation observed and understood. So we could have had a scenario where Allied troops marched through areas hit with atom bombs mere days beforehand.
He's just saying that because he figured out it's the cool kids' opinion. Just like when he pretended to support Bernie, in an entirely begrudging and backhanded way. And Biden is an old white guy, therefore hip to diss, but just watch how defensive he'll get if someone talks shit about his new mommy dom Kamala.
He was such an unbending sycophant with Hillary that it wouldn't surprise me if he acted the same way with Harris. He is the picture perfect definition of the "Yaaaas! Slay, queen!" male stan.
 
The US would have made more and was studying the application of deploying them in a tactical manner. Not until after the shooting stopped were the effects of radiation observed and understood. So we could have had a scenario where Allied troops marched through areas hit with atom bombs mere days beforehand.

He was such an unbending sycophant with Hillary that it wouldn't surprise me if he acted the same way with Harris. He is the picture perfect definition of the "Yaaaas! Slay, queen!" male stan.
Bob, sitting in front of a computer with a poster behind him: "Number of times I've said "Yaas! Slay Queen!" Online: 11,586
"Number of times I've Been Rewarded With Sex: 0
 
As of his firing from The Escapist and Lindsay going scorched earth on him (sending the signal that she allowed others to shit on Bob now) I'd say he isn't part of any prominent online community. The right dislikes him, most of the left dislikes him, the YouTube community ignores him and even on Twitter it doesn't feel like there is a group he belongs to.
At this point, I think the single biggest factor in what little recognition he has is the fact that he's a reliable punchline for the EFAP crew. That must sting.
 
But tbh, the Japanese didn't capitulate because of the nuclear bombings itself, they capitulated because the had to admit that this was a weapon they had no defense against and therefore the war was lost.
And they only surrendered because their God-Emperor Hirohito allowed them to and his word was literally divine writ - if it wasn't for him they'd have kept on fighting.
If I recall my Latin literature classes correctly, Nero (but it could be Commodus, though it was in a Seneca class so that makes me think it was Nero) at least once made a whole section of the spectators join in the gladiatorial battles. Like they were just pressed into service for the day. Killing the fan favorite certainly would have been bad—just look at the Nike rebellion how much power the chariot racing organizations had in Byzantium—but I think pointing to spectators and saying, "Now you join in!" is slightly worse.
Knowing Commodus and his love for thinking he was a great sword fighter it was probably him.
That was Commodus, not only did he took part in Gladiatoral fights himself but he also was known for getting Romans with missing feet thrown into the arena where he clubbed them to death. (Short story, it is actually way longer and more brutal)
Yeah, it was him.

Interesting fact: criminals in Rome would sometimes be killed by the Emperor in combat as a form of capital punishment and be given stones to defend themselves with. Commodus gave them sponges instead.
I remember that very well, and it was done by some very environmentalist nutters.

If I was a bit more cynical I'd say that they were funded by oil companies to discredit environmentalism.
Note he doesn't liken Chelsea Clinton to cartoon characters either. Chelsea is slated to be God Empress, unlike the Biden girls who are inconsequential dolls or at best handmaidens.


You should not let children watch TV unattended, whether you are religious or not.

Truly a ladies' man:
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Predictably Bobby spent the day celebrating the dejection of Mayo ghouls.
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You know I'm not against him laughing at this woman: she is really ridiculous and we love to laugh at the ridiculous. Still I don't think he has earned the right to call out someone's lack of "intellectual / moral willpower":
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Bobby has the intellectual / moral willpower to resist propaganda, because he is not a worthless ignorant bigot:
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Keeping MAGA ghouls alive is the side-effect of our "hoarding habit":
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"To let MAGA die is to let MOTHER NATURE do her job!"
"So it is sort of a Darwinian outcome?"
"Em, not sure. Darwinism is a totally natural process; what I have in mind is a bit less... natural."
"...."
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING!!!!!!!!"

I must tip my hat to Bobby for stumbling upon new ways to make the old Eugenics joke funny again (MEFA)!

Dissing Bernie Sanders.
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Something about Bill Clinton's inauguration; I'm not sure what he is mumbling about:
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It is okay to abuse children to serve our own political ends, double points for making them go against their conservative parents.
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Waifu says Consoom!!!
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Still, very occasionally Bobby does give us some great takes:
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For posterity, this is what a high-semen diet gets you:
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Je dois consoomer!
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MCU:
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Disney went overboard with WandaVision. Bobby explains:
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The following is a totally WTF convo where subjects go every which way. "Noah" is Noah Berlatsky, a comic book nerd that The Independent sees fit to have him comment on politics.
I clipped this convo because it is a preamble of another WandaVision rant, and Luke whiteknights Bob.
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(Incidentally convos like these are what makes my duty here such a fucking chore. I can stand Bobby's sociopathy but I can't stand things that have no logical connections.)

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Bobby wants the childhood memories of many girls trampled under the fat hooves of Amy Pascal:
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Gnarled, prolix Weeabooism out of nowhere:
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Some she-her claims Shrek is the only reason that Leonard Cohen's song "Hallelujah" is famous. Bobby concurs.
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(Incidentally, for some reason this troon has a Wikipedia article)

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Peter Coffin:
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Bobby shits on another Breadtube regular:
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If a rich person sporting Louis Vuitton cannot protest out of the economic anxiety of his fellow countrymen, then how can Bobby, a white ghoul if ever there is one, sympathize with the colored?

Everything reminds Luke of TLOU2
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The Angels are busy celebrating the dawn of the New Transgender Age:
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Thirsting at Nymphomachy:
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And remember Bobby's Canadian fake-Chink waifu?
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1) Blob continues being a misogynist.
2) Blob continues being a eugenicist.
3) Blob continues simping for AOC.
4) Blob continues hating Bernie Sanders (note that 3 + 4 might seem contradictory but he manages to do them both)
5) Blob essaie de parler français. Est-ce qu'il a découvert une waifu francophone?
6) Blob continues being surprised Biden isn't a progressive despite him very obviously not being one.
7) Blob continues attacking Peter Coffin.
8} Blob continues simping for troons.

We have a new president, but we still have the old Blob.
Maybe he wants a whore that's high class and he just can't afford one of those.
Anyone else getting Russell Greer vibes?
I just don't get why Breadtube hasn't used this shit as an opportunity to finally get rid of Blobby boy so he can stop making them look bad.
Because they need a soft target to attack.
Idk, nuking them was better than the millions of casualties (mostly Japanese) a ground invasion would have caused, but maybe demanding unconditional surrender was a bad idea because it forced both sides to raise the stakes to that point.

Unconditional surrender was relatively uncommon in wars before the 20th century, and those wars didn't usually end with millions of dead civilians. Maybe the Japs would've insisted on going full kamikaze-autism anyway, but maybe not.

The official story is that unconditional surrender was "necessary" to keep the Soviet Union in the war (why? Germany had already surrendered) and reassure the American public their sacrifices weren't in vain (nobody gave a shit about public opinion when it was against getting into WW2). I have no idea what the truth is, but MovieBob sucks cocks.
Wasn't the point of unconditional surrender to stop another stab in the back myth emerging, either in Germany or Japan?
This is the dude who decided he was transgender from The Handmaid's Tale.
It beats deciding everything's Gilead after watching the Handmaid's Tale.
The Handmaid's Tale wasn't the attack on Christianity in the United States that people think it is. It was an attempt to get feminists in America to care about the Taliban and the Ayatollah's rule in Iran by comparing it to something they could relate to - in this case, Protestant fundamentalists. I mean, the uniforms the handmaids have to wear are literally hijabs, the killing of black Americans is similar to how the Taliban killed off Hazaras, the Sons of Jacob were founded as a Christian group and only later decided to stage a coup in the same way as Islamic groups in Iran decided to coup the Shah.
Bob, sitting in front of a computer with a poster behind him: "Number of times I've said "Yaas! Slay Queen!" Online: 11,586
"Number of times I've Been Rewarded With Sex: 0
”number of times I've defended Kamala Harris and the Squad from criticism: 373,610.
Number of times they've rewarded me with sex: 0.
 
Wasn't the point of unconditional surrender to stop another stab in the back myth emerging, either in Germany or Japan?
It was intended to exactly avoid that and also to completely get rid of the Nazi Regime/ Japanese military fascism.
The stab in the back myth was only a thing in Germany, as Japan in WW1 was with the Allies.
 
Bob is so full of shit when he says that the Democrats are just a means to an end for him, that they are the best in a bad situation, and he has no real allegiance to them.
The Motherfucker can't wait to start kissing Democrat ass. He wants to feel like he's part of that group so fucking bad.
Grade school all over again for Boebert.
He wants to be part of a cool kids club and achieve a somewhat high perch on the ladder.
But nope. This motherfucker is so down the rung he even lives underground in the basement.

The only time he was probably happy was during the 1st Obama term as comic/game/tech/geek "culture" was taking off. Finally, the things Bob likes are cool and desirable.
The most popular sitcom is about four nerds living in a big city and another popular show is about a quuiiiirrrrkkkyy girl that just so "relatable".
This is the BobMan's time. jocks and actual men get fucked; it's the age of the bugmen!
Only what happened is the cool kids didn't assimilate and integrate the rejects like Bob into their circles, they simply appropriated some of his tastes and geek products and told him to fuck off.

But you know who loves Robert Chipman no matter what? Mario.
Movies.
Consooming.
Big corporations never let Blobbo down. They won't criticize him for being obese. They give him a fantasy to escape to.
Bob loves his big companies. They make him happy.


Superior specimen, my ass. Diabetic fat virgin with a retard brother with unfortunately retarded children. The irony of having a guy with a family and belief system like this advocate eugenics is hilarious.
 
Bit off topic (and slight powerleveling too), but I gotta say, being born in South Korea (adopted into the U.S.), that makes me really, really embarrassed of my heritage. All that is doing is making Japan less willing to admit to past crimes. Heck, laughing about innocents being killed is quite disgusting, regardless if they were a part of a country that did nasty things to you as well.

Zainichi Koreans are still a thing. Japan should still be embarrassed just on that alone
 
It was intended to exactly avoid that and also to completely get rid of the Nazi Regime/ Japanese military fascism.
The stab in the back myth was only a thing in Germany, as Japan in WW1 was with the Allies.
The main issue with Japan was the Army. The Emperor, the civilian cabinet, and the Navy wanted to end the war. The Army didn't. To be quite frank, the Army was full of fanatics as beholden to their bloody ideals as much as Bob is but with the actual force, national support to back them up, and willingness to carry them out. These guys tended to act on their own (see also the Mukden Incident) and were responsible for a period of assassinations and coups in the 30's that made them a force you never wanted to cross. They made withdrawing from China an impossibility and the resulting need for resources to continue said war led directly to Pearl Harbor.

Leaving Japan unoccupied with its government to handle its own affairs would have been the worst possible option. There was no reasoning with the officers in the Army. We should consider ourselves lucky that many chose to an hero themselves after the Jewel Voice Broadcast where the Emperor told everyone they were surrendering.
Grade school all over again for Boebert.
He wants to be part of a cool kids club and achieve a somewhat high perch on the ladder.
But nope. This motherfucker is so down the rung he even lives underground in the basement.

The only time he was probably happy was during the 1st Obama term as comic/game/tech/geek "culture" was taking off. Finally, the things Bob likes are cool and desirable.
The most popular sitcom is about four nerds living in a big city and another popular show is about a quuiiiirrrrkkkyy girl that just so "relatable".
This is the BobMan's time. jocks and actual men get fucked; it's the age of the bugmen!
Only what happened is the cool kids didn't assimilate and integrate the rejects like Bob into their circles, they simply appropriated some of his tastes and geek products and told him to fuck off.

But you know who loves Robert Chipman no matter what? Mario.
Movies.
Consooming.
Big corporations never let Blobbo down. They won't criticize him for being obese. They give him a fantasy to escape to.
Bob loves his big companies. They make him happy.


Superior specimen, my ass. Diabetic fat virgin with a retard brother with unfortunately retarded children. The irony of having a guy with a family and belief system like this advocate eugenics is hilarious.
Bob's version of eugenics revolves mainly around political beliefs, geographic location, and profession. That bizarre contortion somehow makes him superior.

Bob truly does love the things you mentioned more than anyone else. It just shows how emotionally immature he is because most people would have learned how to handle being with others and learning to love something as complex as a human being outside our family.

It really must stick in his craw that someone like him who was into all of the big geek shit well before it got popular will gain virtually nothing out of it. His channel and popularity are shrinking and he has still never managed to land a girl/"girl" of his own. Now the capeshit era is reaching its nadir and he'll be back to square one but nearly fifteen years older.
 
Bob, sitting in front of a computer with a poster behind him: "Number of times I've said "Yaas! Slay Queen!" Online: 11,586
"Number of times I've Been Rewarded With Sex: 0
Just reminding everybody that Bob admits to being a virgin with rage! LMAO!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV-xA8b21D0
 
And they only surrendered because their God-Emperor Hirohito allowed them to and his word was literally divine writ - if it wasn't for him they'd have kept on fighting.

Knowing Commodus and his love for thinking he was a great sword fighter it was probably him.

Yeah, it was him.

Interesting fact: criminals in Rome would sometimes be killed by the Emperor in combat as a form of capital punishment and be given stones to defend themselves with. Commodus gave them sponges instead.

I remember that very well, and it was done by some very environmentalist nutters.

If I was a bit more cynical I'd say that they were funded by oil companies to discredit environmentalism.

1) Blob continues being a misogynist.
2) Blob continues being a eugenicist.
3) Blob continues simping for AOC.
4) Blob continues hating Bernie Sanders (note that 3 + 4 might seem contradictory but he manages to do them both)
5) Blob essaie de parler français. Est-ce qu'il a découvert une waifu francophone?
6) Blob continues being surprised Biden isn't a progressive despite him very obviously not being one.
7) Blob continues attacking Peter Coffin.
8} Blob continues simping for troons.

We have a new president, but we still have the old Blob.

Anyone else getting Russell Greer vibes?

Because they need a soft target to attack.

Wasn't the point of unconditional surrender to stop another stab in the back myth emerging, either in Germany or Japan?

It beats deciding everything's Gilead after watching the Handmaid's Tale.
The Handmaid's Tale wasn't the attack on Christianity in the United States that people think it is. It was an attempt to get feminists in America to care about the Taliban and the Ayatollah's rule in Iran by comparing it to something they could relate to - in this case, Protestant fundamentalists. I mean, the uniforms the handmaids have to wear are literally hijabs, the killing of black Americans is similar to how the Taliban killed off Hazaras, the Sons of Jacob were founded as a Christian group and only later decided to stage a coup in the same way as Islamic groups in Iran decided to coup the Shah.

”number of times I've defended Kamala Harris and the Squad from criticism: 373,610.
Number of times they've rewarded me with sex: 0.
idiots like Blobman and his senpais treat The Handmaid's Tale the same way fundies treat the Bible: Taking it way too autistically literally, particularly when specific passages were most certainly not autistically literal (for instance, apocalyptic imagery, clear metaphor/similie references, and such like). So then they become literally afraid of literal Christians (which tbh would be more of a cult in the form described in Handmaid's Tale than actual Christianity) doing the literal enslavement of women. Bonus points for one or more of Bobby's Angels being literally afraid of this happening to them, despite the absolute absurdity of such a notion.

I think Margaret Atwood got scared and at least didn't do a whole lot to disabuse people of the notion that mainstream Christianity was capable of anything like this because she didn't want to be seen as islamophobic.
 
idiots like Blobman and his senpais treat The Handmaid's Tale the same way fundies treat the Bible: Taking it way too autistically literally, particularly when specific passages were most certainly not autistically literal (for instance, apocalyptic imagery, clear metaphor/similie references, and such like). So then they become literally afraid of literal Christians (which tbh would be more of a cult in the form described in Handmaid's Tale than actual Christianity) doing the literal enslavement of women. Bonus points for one or more of Bobby's Angels being literally afraid of this happening to them, despite the absolute absurdity of such a notion.

I think Margaret Atwood got scared and at least didn't do a whole lot to disabuse people of the notion that mainstream Christianity was capable of anything like this because she didn't want to be seen as islamophobic.
To be fair to Atwood, if she had done this with Islam she'd have had angry Muslims at her front door, especially since she's a woman. The South Park guys had to deal with it for weeks after they depicted Teh Profit in one of their episodes. Christianity is a much safer target because, aside from the Westboro Baptist guys, most Christians turn the other cheek (and even Westboro rarely takes it beyond angry protests.)
Bobby's Angels have a stupidly high opinion of how desirable they are.
And Bob is still a fat virgin with rage.
 
Saw a leftist post an entire article on Medium (archived here) calling Bob a white supremacist and a Nazi, complete with LONG lists of tweets supporting each point in the article. The genuine left absolutely hate him, and holy fuck is the article a Greatest Hits of his worst takes, along with some takes I hadn't even seen before.

Bob will be the first against the wall before the useful idiots. Cuz he's a useless idiot.
Someone had better archive those Tweets fast because Blob will delete them in less time than it takes to eat a fairly small amount of McDonald’s. (Twitter doesn’t work for me.)
 
Maybe he wants a whore that's high class and he just can't afford one of those. Sure, he could just not have McD's for a week and use that cash on a cheap street walker, but that kind of hooker probably wouldn't dress up like Princess Peach.

Fatso wants validation more than he wants sex and no whore is going to give him that.
 
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