Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Makes me wish he had gone the Russel Greer route and started writing shitty songs and offering her a better life
He wouldn't do any of that. If anything, he imagines himself ramming these conservatives whores in a Lebensborn-like situation, only getting hard because he knows it hurts them, and only so they carry his superior seed in them.
 
How much would he seethe with anger when he discovered that gladiators, despite being mostly slaves, were considered sex idols by most of rome's aristocracy?
Not only that, many of them made a fortune and the "thumbs up or thumbs down" thing done by the emperor is highly exaggerated. No Roman Emperor would have dared to kill of the fan favorite of the masses as it would have led to riots. Roman Gladiators best are compared to modern people like Wayne Gretzky or Joe Montana.
Bob is a known defender of the glorious land of Nippon, so he probably is not aware of the full extent of what Japan did. There are literally dozens of Korean made movies about the colonial era and Japanese crimes, but I imagine he must hesitate to view them seeing as how Mario was birthed in Japan and all.
Problem is that Bob would never even think about reviewing a movie like Battleship Island (highly recommend it) or The Age Of Shadows (also highly reommend it) because he
a, hasn't even a clue about anything that ever happened outside the US and
b, If it's not made in Hollywood, Movie Blob doesn't give a shit about it and he also qualifies as a fucking weeaboo.
 
Not only that, many of them made a fortune and the "thumbs up or thumbs down" thing done by the emperor is highly exaggerated. No Roman Emperor would have dared to kill of the fan favorite of the masses as it would have led to riots. Roman Gladiators best are compared to modern people like Wayne Gretzky or Joe Montana.
And not only that. People usually clamored for gladiators to be spared and the "thumbs down" done by the public was usually to signal the gladiator to throw down his weapon and spare his opponent.

Also, in Rome prostitution was legal and there were at least 15 different types of whores depending on the place they performed their services and their motives for choosing that life. How angry would Bob be if he knew in Rome you could nail a woman for a loaf of bread?
Problem is that Bob would never even think about reviewing a movie like Battleship Island (highly recommend it) or The Age Of Shadows (also highly reommend it) because he
a, hasn't even a clue about anything that ever happened outside the US and
b, If it's not made in Hollywood, Movie Blob doesn't give a shit about it and he also qualifies as a fucking weeaboo.
A lot of asian movies i've seen in movie festivals were amazing as hell. Not only the popular Korean flicks like Train to Busan or Parasite, but a lot of japanese movies that tend to be great and probably some of the most wholesome and fucked up i've seen.

But you shouldn't present Bob with something a bit deep or that would get his nogging jogging. Or else he would be quite upset by the film and the message it conveys. The only thing it needs is bright colors and recognizable names, and it's ready to be consoomed. Best if it's some popular culture crap that is easy to digest.
 
Also, in Rome prostitution was legal and there were at least 15 different types of whores depending on the place they performed their services and their motives for choosing that life. How angry would Bob be if he knew in Rome you could nail a woman for a loaf of bread?
You can see this in Pompeii where they found some pretty pornographic murals. But Bob ofc doesn't now what Pompeii is to begin with.
IMHO, Bob would be outraged when he would hear that, because he himself most likely has never eaten real bread in his whole pathetic life, and no MCD's burger buns and Wonder Bread doesn't count as real bread.
 
You can see this in Pompeii where they found some pretty pornographic murals. But Bob ofc doesn't now what Pompeii is to begin with.
IMHO, Bob would be outraged when he would hear that, because he himself most likely has never eaten real bread in his whole pathetic life, and no MCD's burger buns and Wonder Bread doesn't count as real bread.
Bugmen will never know the great pleasure that is to go early to the bakery and get a fresh loaf right from the oven.
Or even better, make their own bread. The best Bob can do is weapons grade marinated chicken that would make the WHO hand it over to China for a new coof virus.
 
I’m surprised that no one mentioned that Bob just called Biden’s daughters Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup. Not even Obama’s daughters or Trump’s son Barron was fetishized with cartoon references like this.
Do you think he is starting his Child Psychology Saga or is it just more consoomer brain rot?
 
Bit of a powerlevel, but I'm married to a Korean and have lived in Korea for eight years. The subject, and that of the colonial era in general, are still hot topics in modern culture. Needless to say, anti-Japanese sentiment is high. Students of mine praise and laugh about the atomic bombings and have also seen store clerks proudly wearing big pins calling for a boycott of Japan and calling Abe the devil. Not to mention all the mentions of the Japs being savage, dirty monkeys.

Bob is a known defender of the glorious land of Nippon, so he probably is not aware of the full extent of what Japan did. There are literally dozens of Korean made movies about the colonial era and Japanese crimes, but I imagine he must hesitate to view them seeing as how Mario was birthed in Japan and all.
Bit off topic (and slight powerleveling too), but I gotta say, being born in South Korea (adopted into the U.S.), that makes me really, really embarrassed of my heritage. All that is doing is making Japan less willing to admit to past crimes. Heck, laughing about innocents being killed is quite disgusting, regardless if they were a part of a country that did nasty things to you as well.

That said though, it is definitely sad that Bob can't be bothered to look up any kind of film beyond a very small selection. Heck, I wonder how many foreign films he's actually seen. beyond Godzilla and a few anime ones.
 
Bit off topic (and slight powerleveling too), but I gotta say, being born in South Korea (adopted into the U.S.), that makes me really, really embarrassed of my heritage. All that is doing is making Japan less willing to admit to past crimes. Heck, laughing about innocents being killed is quite disgusting, regardless if they were a part of a country that did nasty things to you as well.
This kind of stuff reminds me of a small episode i had with a Taiwanese coworker that was amazed at the EU and how it worked. She was wondering why asian didn't had anything like this and when i asked her about her opinion on China, she started badmouthing them almost as hard as Bob badmouths the average midwesterner.

In Europe, after two world wars, people tried to salvage their differences and not repeat past mistakes again. In Asia, everyone seems to hate each others guts pretty fuckign hard.
 
When I was little there was this very religious family that lived down the street from me. They wouldn't let their kids watch cartoons. I'm starting to think they might have had the right idea.
Either Bob is on the lighter end of the spectrum or he had some childhood chaos/abuse/trauma around his elementary school years.

I seem to remember he reported some learning disability or ADHD-type behavior during that period in one of his books and I think there was some aggression as well (I could be mistaken there).

But his obsessive fixation on material appropriate for that age range is something I've typically seen in people who intensely identified with fantasy characters and settings as a means to psychologically escape their surroundings.
See: furries
 
If anything, he imagines himself ramming these conservatives whores in a Lebensborn-like situation
That's scarily accurate. He probably imagines himself
going into a special brothel established by the Ministry for Capeshit and Mayo Ghoul Genocide, taking his fustrations out on some poor girl from Alabama who got sent there because her town didn't pay tribute to the Superior States of America government, before going home to his sexbot waifu who just so happens to be made in the image of a Latina who looks like the Minister for the Green New Deal and Other Environmental Shit Blobert Doesn't Understand.
No Roman Emperor would have dared to kill of the fan favorite of the masses as it would have led to riots.
No *sane Roman Emperor.

Didn't Nero and Commodus kill popular favourites and didn't that, along with them fucking with the grain prices, lead to their downfall?
How angry would Bob be if he knew in Rome you could nail a woman for a loaf of bread?
He'd be looking for a time machine and a bakery.
Bugmen will never know the great pleasure that is to go early to the bakery and get a fresh loaf right from the oven.
Or even better, make their own bread. The best Bob can do is weapons grade marinated chicken that would make the WHO hand it over to China for a new coof virus.
I usually eat poor people bread because I try and save money, but occasionally I'll buy a fresh loaf or a pastry and believe me, that shit tastes good.

Oh, and sometimes my sister'll bake some soda bread and it tastes great. Unfortunately it's a pain in the arse to make anything with.
Heck, laughing about innocents being killed is quite disgusting, regardless if they were a part of a country that did nasty things to you as well.
I'd say (and feel free to disagree with me here) that nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki was the least worst option because a lot of the Japanese population were willing to fight to the death and it was either nuke as many cities as it took for Japan to surrender, or launch a ground invasion and kill a lot more civilians than a bomb would have done.
 
Someone uses a vid I shared sometime ago to talk about the next real threat and Bob's all like "lol those will be used at Disney so people like me, a good consoomer, can consoom"
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Never forget that Bob wanted to drone strike "Y'all Queda to dust" but we can trust the Government and corporations to not indiscriminately kill who ever they don't like with insane ease, incredibly low cost, and almost no loss on their end...right? All hail the party of unity and healing.

Side note, is Bob censoring himself more? I was going through his tweets the past few days and I noticed an uptick of "f***".
 
Someone uses a vid I shared sometime ago to talk about the next real threat and Bob's all like "lol those will be used at Disney so people like me, a good consoomer, can consoom"
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Never forget that Bob wanted to drone strike "Y'all Queda to dust" but we can trust the Government and corporations to not indiscriminately kill who ever they don't like with insane ease, incredibly low cost, and almost no loss on their end...right? All hail the party of unity and healing.

Side note, is Bob censoring himself more? I was going through his tweets the past few days and I noticed an uptick of "f***".
The problem we have with drones is because they can very easily be used to commit terror attacks.

One drone could very easily wipe out the entire Presidential line of succession or, for viewers in Bongland, the Royal Family, assuming they're gathered in the same place, which can happen. That is, for obvious reasons, a frightening prospect.
 
I'd say (and feel free to disagree with me here) that nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki was the least worst option because a lot of the Japanese population were willing to fight to the death and it was either nuke as many cities as it took for Japan to surrender, or launch a ground invasion and kill a lot more civilians than a bomb would have done.
If we look at the Pacific Island campaign and its battles and the losses the US Armed Forces had, a major ground campaign on the Japanese main islands would have resulted in millions of dead and wounded US soldiers and it also would have caused several millions of dead Japanese.
During WW2 they stockpiled 1.5 Million Purple Hearts, these stocks have been awarded in every conflict since WW2 and are running out now. That should tell you something about what kind of fighting they were expecting.
Also worth mentioning is that the Firebombing of Japanese cities in the final phase of the war resulted in more deaths than both Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The firebombing of Tokyo on March 10th, 1945 alone caused an estimate of 100.000 deaths. The air raids on Japan are estimated to have caused between up to 900.000 deaths (including the numbers of Hiroshima and Nagasaki). Source: United States Strategic Bombing Survey, Morale Division (1947): 900.000 dead and 1.3 million Japanese wounded.
Like it or not from an US point of view the drop of the nukes was the lesser of two evils.
But tbh, the Japanese didn't capitulate because of the nuclear bombings itself, they capitulated because the had to admit that this was a weapon they had no defense against and therefore the war was lost.
A good movie about the last days of the war, almost a biopic, is the Emperor in August, I highly recommend it.
 
Didn't Nero and Commodus kill popular favourites and didn't that, along with them fucking with the grain prices, lead to their downfall?
If I recall my Latin literature classes correctly, Nero (but it could be Commodus, though it was in a Seneca class so that makes me think it was Nero) at least once made a whole section of the spectators join in the gladiatorial battles. Like they were just pressed into service for the day. Killing the fan favorite certainly would have been bad—just look at the Nike rebellion how much power the chariot racing organizations had in Byzantium—but I think pointing to spectators and saying, "Now you join in!" is slightly worse.
 
When I was little there was this very religious family that lived down the street from me. They wouldn't let their kids watch cartoons. I'm starting to think they might have had the right idea.
For abnormal children like Bob who's emotional maturity stopped at age six? Sure, but well-adjusted people stop using cartoons and capeshit as a frame of reference for the world they live in.

On that note, I have decided to say nothing on the Biden inauguration because it is useless to argue with people like Bob. They have called Trump a fascist and a Nazi without any proper historical context or a basic grasp of what the ideology even is. If they believe that we are at the dawn of a golden age, then I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell them. It does speak to many commentators who claim that there are two Americas and I do not believe that they even SPEAK the same language anymore. Look at Critical Race Theory, which is transforming into Orwellian Newspeak by trying force the idea of what is effectively "2+2=5" onto the world. How can you even reason with people who twist their own minds into pretzels? It is impossible.
 
If I recall my Latin literature classes correctly, Nero (but it could be Commodus, though it was in a Seneca class so that makes me think it was Nero) at least once made a whole section of the spectators join in the gladiatorial battles. Like they were just pressed into service for the day. Killing the fan favorite certainly would have been bad—just look at the Nike rebellion how much power the chariot racing organizations had in Byzantium—but I think pointing to spectators and saying, "Now you join in!" is slightly worse.
That was Commodus, not only did he took part in Gladiatoral fights himself but he also was known for getting Romans with missing feet thrown into the arena where he clubbed them to death. (Short story, it is actually way longer and more brutal)
 
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