Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Indians don't have negative feelings about Hitler because Indians were affected very little by World War 2. Indians don't give a shit about the Holocaust because it happened thousands of miles away to people that they know nothing about and care about even less. Indians, the smarter ones anyway, know that if World War 2 had never happened, the British Empire would have lasted a lot longer and it would have been much harder for India to gain independence. The Brits promised the Indians that they would get their independence in exchange for soldiers, supplies, and a promise from the Indians that they would neither help Britain's enemies nor hinder the Brits by passive resistance and strikes. It was a good deal for the Indians, especially since few of the Indian troops were used as front-line troops, Gurkhas and several elite divisions notwithstanding. World War 2 also led to India rapidly industrializing, leaving them as a powerhouse in Asia compared to their regional neighbors.

TLDR: Dot Indians don't care about Hitler because Hitler was far away and never bothered them or anyone they'd ever seen, like Jews, Gypsies, Russians, and Christian dissidents. World War 2 led directly to independence, so they've got pretty positive feelings about it, all in all.
Different cultures have different views of major world events. The Koreans, for example, wouldn't know what the Holocaust was, and might see nothing wrong with joking about gassing the Jews. However, those same Koreans would get (rightfully) pissed if you made a joke about comfort women.
But Bob and the Twitter Stasi are so Americentric that they wouldn't know about that.
 
I love how he defends Melania's modeling past. You just know he beat his meat so much to those pics.
Are there any famous women who
1) are connected to politics in some way and
2) Robert hasn't jerked off to?
The Democrats are so balkanized that they can only unite in the face of an overarching boogieman- in this case, Trump. Bob's call for party purification is what happens when there is no Orange Man to bear the brunt of their hate: they turn on each other. It reminds me of that one Communist cult in Japan during the '70s that purified itself to death.
In any country apart from America the Democrats would have divided into two or more parties long ago but the two-party system means that won't happen.
Wait, Trump supporters aren't a hivemind who all drop dead when you kill the Queen?
Bob probably thought that Pmurt being banned from Twitter would kill off his followers so he's probably confused as to why he still has fans.
It's quite horrifying that anyone thinks removing a politician for questioning things is a good idea. There should be zero ability to unilaterally remove someone from government for things said in the course of government business, at least not without the people who elected them in the first place having a say.

If one of the squad stood up in the house and proposed that all white males should be put in camps I still wouldn't support their removal without their electorate having a say. Hopfully the party would remove the whip and running another Democrat against them in the next election and if they're still elected as an independent then that is what the people want them to say.
Agreed. When you start removing politicians from office you go down a very dangerous route.
Judge not, lest ye be judged.

Or, in this case, ban not, lest ye be banned.
Regardless of what Biden does Bob will consider him an abject failure when he doesn't genocide the Midwest and forcibly relocate everyone else to major coastal cities.
Mark my words, Bob'll turn on Biden the second his waifus do.
 
Regardless of what Biden does Bob will consider him an abject failure when he doesn't genocide the Midwest and forcibly relocate everyone else to major coastal cities. I look forward to more tweets about how if we had just killed enough farmers and electricians we would be on space ships banging our perfect robot spouses.
I've been reading a lot of Marxist literature lately and it's really interesting how Marx himself in Capital was talking about these sorts of cities as meatgrinders that are the direct result of systematized surplus capital generation which lead to the creation of technologies and environments specifically designed to not only separate workers from co-operating and learning, but crush any opportunity of power through social mobility thereby destroying their souls. Which is to say: every influential political thinker across history hates what Bob is fighting for.
 
I imagine Fatso is still gonna tweet "Okay, so when is the army and Deathsquads gonna roll into the ghoul country? Why isnt Biden ordering missile attacks on them?! Why arent they being dragged out and their homes burned with flamethrowers?! Back in glory Germany thats what they did with those Untermenschen!!"
Because once again many of the military installations that host such capabilities happen to be located in red states.
 
Indians don't have negative feelings about Hitler because Indians were affected very little by World War 2. Indians don't give a shit about the Holocaust because it happened thousands of miles away to people that they know nothing about and care about even less. Indians, the smarter ones anyway, know that if World War 2 had never happened, the British Empire would have lasted a lot longer and it would have been much harder for India to gain independence. The Brits promised the Indians that they would get their independence in exchange for soldiers, supplies, and a promise from the Indians that they would neither help Britain's enemies nor hinder the Brits by passive resistance and strikes. It was a good deal for the Indians, especially since few of the Indian troops were used as front-line troops, Gurkhas and several elite divisions notwithstanding. World War 2 also led to India rapidly industrializing, leaving them as a powerhouse in Asia compared to their regional neighbors.

TLDR: Dot Indians don't care about Hitler because Hitler was far away and never bothered them or anyone they'd ever seen, like Jews, Gypsies, Russians, and Christian dissidents. World War 2 led directly to independence, so they've got pretty positive feelings about it, all in all.
That depends on what region of India you're talking about. The furtherst eastern area of India was invaded by Japan late in the war and there was the famine that took place near the frontlines. Hitler, for them though, was far away.
Different cultures have different views of major world events. The Koreans, for example, wouldn't know what the Holocaust was, and might see nothing wrong with joking about gassing the Jews. However, those same Koreans would get (rightfully) pissed if you made a joke about comfort women.
But Bob and the Twitter Stasi are so Americentric that they wouldn't know about that.
To say they'd get pissed is an understatement. Bit of a powerlevel, but I'm married to a Korean and have lived in Korea for eight years. The subject, and that of the colonial era in general, are still hot topics in modern culture. Needless to say, anti-Japanese sentiment is high. Students of mine praise and laugh about the atomic bombings and I have also seen store clerks proudly wearing big pins calling for a boycott of Japan and calling Abe the devil. Not to mention all the mentions of the Japs being savage, dirty monkeys.

Bob is a known defender of the glorious land of Nippon, so he probably is not aware of the full extent of what Japan did. There are literally dozens of Korean made movies about the colonial era and Japanese crimes, but I imagine he must hesitate to view them seeing as how Mario was birthed in Japan and all.
 
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Imagine if they remade Captain Planet. We'd have a solid 70 pages of Bob sperging out over people criticizing it.
It was such blatant, liberal propaganda before, I shudder to think how they'll make it MORE propagandistic in the reboot.

Peter Coffin. I don't know how Bobby derives what sounds to me like a pro trans kids ("Your parents are EVIL and they don't love you. Leave your home town. Come to your glitter mommies.") rant from what Peter writes.
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What kind of "strong society" had ever allowed children to leave the parents and "choose a family of friends" in safety? Brave New World? One Piece?
Hilary Clinton's "It Takes a Village."

The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation. -Adolf Hitler

When an opponent declares, "I will not come over to your side," I calmly say, "Your child belongs to us already...What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community." -Adolf Hitler

Hmm... not sure if we should keep going down this path...
Bobby's deep thoughts are appreciated, despite haters.
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They are the people that would keep dropping nukes on folks and declaring "next time, we'll get it to spare the good people, I promise." And keep trying.
Our Secret Service agents apparently have daddy issues:
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I didn't hear stories about secret service agents and Trump. But Hillary Rodham is well-known for treating them like dirt.
That's usually a key sign your information is wrong then. If you hear one thing and see the opposite, then that usually means what you heard was wrong.

And figures Bob does not understand what "tough love" is. Or that someone can seem mean to you, but you understand it's in your own best interest. (see the "Everybody Loves Raymond" episode "The Mentor") Further proof Bob was coddled?
Were he to read this of course, he would give a snarky reply about how as a real leftist, he's not afraid to fight scum, he's got the strength to do what needs to be done, etc etc
Nah, if he read this he would dismiss you for having an anime avatar.
Quarrel between Angels.
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They made up later so don't worry.
But the first angel was right. Every accusation they can level at Trump can be leveled just as well (if not more so) at Biden.

It's almost like when you paint with a broad brush, it doesn't leave room for nuance.
Again, Robert is talking from this weird "movie world" perspective he has.

Slight power-level here, but I was military for 1 year and a half (not american military, where I'm from once you turn 18 you get the chance to serve for a a short period to become a reserve and get a small salary, and I needed the money).

Anyway, during my stay, sure, the officers were firm, and if you screwed up bad you would get punished or at least some yells... but Robert seems to think the military operates like fucking Full Metal jacket, with psychos dressed up as Sargents. Not at all, everybody is a adult there, and you do the tasks that you are told to and that is it, none of that "you are the scum of the earth, pay me 50 push ups!!!!"

Obviously I don't know how it goes in the US military, but I think it would be safe to assume that they act like adults as well and not some Hollywood caricature.

As for Trump, first time hearing about his relationship with the secret service, but one thing everybody says about Trump is, that while his public image comes across as unsavory, when you are 1 on 1 with the man, he is quite charismatic and charming, and makes sure to know everybody on his staff by first name, so it is quite possible he was quite kind to his secret service agents.

Makes more sense than just assigning "Daddy issues" to highly trained professionals because that is what Robert saw on crappy, overrated war dramas movies.
There used to be a website (seems gone now - sad) called "awesome shit my drill sergeant said." Had some great stories in there.
 
That's pretty good, but i was thinking about trying to make a drawing in order to make Bob look like a Gigachad.
Go for using a picture of "The Don" from Captain Marvel & EFAP.
Not sure if people are genuine about the movie chad thing (it sounds dumb and gay to me, but whatever gets your kicks.) But there was a cinema roberto account run by someone on here a while ago. I'm pretty sure kiwis were the only ones to pay it any mind and I'd think the same of any similar venture. I dont think its the sorta thing bob would freak out over.
@Mola Ram did it.
I often think refer to this phenomenon as "White Paternalism" and it's quite common on the lily-white left. For American Kiwis, I refer to the "honourable" Member for Papineau, Justin Trudeau, as an example.
The original term for it was: "White Man's Burden."
 
I disagree. Seeing retards toss out old car batteries at the river in my hometown for decades is definitely going to have adverse effects for the climate.
I don't think it's on the scale it's been politicized as, but there are definitely reprecussions to throwing so much shit in our rivers and oceans.
Correct. There's a lot of issues that can actually be solved with a bit of local geoengineering. I highly suggest people watch this 4 part video series:
And that record CO2 traps sunlight making the earth warmer and melting the ice caps, causing rising sea levels. It's not rocket science.
1) Sea ice melting won't cause sea levels to rise. Does your drink overflow the glass when your ice melts? The ice has to be sitting on land first for it to prove a problem. And some of that ice....

Is growing.

So it might be trickier science than we think.
Then why have sea levels risen?
Probably because our measurement of them is a tiny, TINY fraction of the entire earth's history and we don't have enough data yet to determine the proper rise/fall cycle. Some northern glaciers may be melting and causing a rise too. Doesn't mean a straight-line projection is going to happen.

is the account still active?
NO I think our good priest discontinued it since it interfered with his religious duties.
 
CONSOOM:
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And of course, what would this day be without Robert fantasying about people he doesn't like suffering:
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Biden will be president until he dies and babies will still be in cages.
He could be couped get 25th Amendmented out decide to resign due to ill health after a few words from Her Royal and Imperial Majesty, Kamala the First.
Bob calls for people he disagrees with to be murdered, part ∞
 
Jesus fucking Christ Bob, how do you become so brain dead you can only view the world through cartoons you saw as a kid? Tip that fedora a little more Bob one day the m'ladys will see past your fat rolls and cream themselves over your superior intellect. In the mean time keep hugging your Lindsay Ellis body pillow.
 
Tip that fedora a little more Bob one day the m'ladys will see past your fat rolls and cream themselves over your superior intellect.
Sadly, that's what he actually believes.
I honestly was expecting him to make a gif with Biden’s head pasted on to Iron Man and snaps away Trump as Thanos.
That would require him to actually be creative.
 
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