Pastadome - A place for friends who are being too friendly in other threads.

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

If you feel the need to say you're not mad...

Good thing I didn't say that then.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

”ENJOY THE SPAGHETTI”

 

[It's HK-47]

Woman brutally trolled for spaghetti bolognese that 'looks like Shrek's dinner'​

A woman has been brutally trolled by foodies online for her "classic spaghetti bolognese" which some people say could have been Shrek's dinner.

The social media user, known as Gwen W, shared a picture of the dish to the Rate My Plate group on Facebook, and users didn't hold back.

Rate my Plate is a community where people upload pictures of their weirdest and most wonderful dishes to be judged by fellow foodies, but the latest creation to be mocked was Gwen's.

On the plate was a generous serving of pasta, which had been dyed a bright blue colour, with a dollop of tomato minced meat placed on top, which she simply captioned: "Classic Spag Bol by Gwen W."

One said: "Every once in a while, a creative person takes a chance to create something beautiful and shares it with the world. This is not one of those times."

"If Covid-19 was a meal," added another.

A third person said: "Looks like a cat ate yarn and barfed it."

"Fantastic, top marks," penned a fourth unimpressed user. "However I wouldn't feed that pile of shit to my neighbour's cat, and I hate cats, especially ones that crap in my garden."

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Spaghetti noodles, like Sonic's arms, should never be blue. The only food that should be dyed blue are waffles.

 

[X Prime]

"His father, a user of the dreaded alt-right hate site Kiwifarms by the name of @Arm Pit Cream, could barely contain his pride."

Congrats on the kid, man! When were you gonna tell us?

 

[Reporterward]

"Soleimani was ISIS"
Hahaha you fucking retard, he was battling ISIS. Your guy killed the guy actually fighting ISIS.
This is why nobody takes americans serious on foreign policy

Then why was Trump doing both lmaooooooo

Look at this faggot.
Hey cunt stain. I know very much who Soleimani was. I knew who he was long before Huffington Post told you to be offended over Trump ending his miserable life.
I knew who he was because Soleimani was responsible for killing my cousin in Iraq you fucking gormless worm.
And if you're upset that an animal who killed and maimed hundreds of US servicemen and women was killed by Trump, I suggest Robin Williams'ing yourself now.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Look at this faggot.
Hey cunt stain. I know very much who Soleimani was. I knew who he was long before Huffington Post told you to be offended over Trump ending his miserable life.
I knew who he was because Soleimani was responsible for killing my cousin in Iraq you fucking gormless worm.
And if you're upset that an animal who killed and maimed hundreds of US servicemen and women was killed by Trump, I suggest Robin Williams'ing yourself now.

Imagine getting so totally butthurt over the fact you got basic foreign policy wrong you claim Soleimani personally killed your family and anybody disagreeing should kill themselves

 

[Reporterward]

Imagine getting so totally butthurt over the fact you got basic foreign policy wrong you claim Soleimani personally killed your family and anybody disagreeing should kill themselves

Imagine defending an Iranian terrorist who killed hundreds of Americans because you're an edgy faggot.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Imagine defending an Iranian terrorist who killed hundreds of Americans because you're an edgy faggot.

Imagine defending ISIS because your cousin was retarded enough to go into the meat grinder and got fucked.
Hopefully his wife was getting railed well he died for Israel.

 

[Reporterward]

defending ISIS because your cousin was retarded enough to go into the meat grinder and got fucked.
Hopefully his wife was getting railed well he died f

Did you cry when Soleimani died, faggot? Are you literally shaking right now thinking about it?
When you watched Rachel Maddow on MSNBC that night railing against Trump for killing Soleimani, did you say "YASSS! QUEEN!" ?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Did you cry

I'm not the one with the cousin who died for Israel making up stories about how Soleimani killed him hahahaha
Did you cry when your cousin's wife walked off with a big Iranian fella?

 

[Reporterward]

I'm not the one with the cousin who died for Israel making up stories about how Soleimani killed him hahahaha
Did you cry when your cousin's wife walked off with a big Iranian fella?

Rails against Israel.
Sounds like Wolf Blitzer, whining about Soleimani.
Dude is a faggot AND a cuck.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Rails against Israel.
Sounds like Wolf Blitzer, whining about Soleimani.
Dude is a faggot AND a cuck.

I think maybe you belong on Facebook, pal.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Dedicated to all the poor people that are living on a budget. Make sure to use and follow the instructions in the right way!

 

[Lurker]

i have a confession guys.

a long time ago in another life, there was one "pasta product" that i fucking loved.

and also. i would eat it out of the can. no microwave.

YES PLEASE SHOWER ME IN DEVIANT RATINGS FOR I HAVE SINNED

 

[Dr Pepper]

All of that which I posted is copypasta'd from The NY Daily News.

America is a Republic, not a democracy, no matter what Stacey Abrams and her army of orbiters think. Learn your civics.

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STFU, you got here last month. Go back to wacking off to Brie Larson on Reddit. You are not welcome here.

Yeah? And what I uploaded was from the bill itself you fucking mongoloid.

A Republic, where voting democratically is enshrined in the constitution of our nation, try picking up a book faggot.


Really batting a thousand tonight aren't you champ? How about lifting your sagging jaw off your keyboard. It'll help you stop typing stupid shit.

 

[frozenrunner]

Yeah? And what I uploaded was from the bill itself you fucking mongoloid.

A Republic, where voting democratically is enshrined in the constitution of our nation, try picking up a book faggot.

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Really batting a thousand tonight aren't you champ? How about lifting your sagging jaw off your keyboard. It'll help you stop typing stupid shit.

So your point is he... didn't join last month?

Mr. Pibb may not be a high falutin Doctor, but he's superior to you

 

[Dr Pepper]

So your point is he... didn't join last month?

Mr. Pibb may not be a high falutin Doctor, but he's superior to you

Later stage cancer is exactly a benefit.

 

[Maurice Caine]

Later stage cancer is exactly a benefit.

Shut up, sit down, relax.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

The fuck are you talking about? None of what you typed in is remotely similar to eliminating election security protocols.

Yes, you don't like Democracy, like most fucking retards. You don't want to live in a democracy get the fuck out of America. Isn't that what you fags keep saying? Don't like how we do things? Maybe you should fucking move?

Fighting tooth and nail by bitching on a lolcow forum where your presence is only tolerated because Null actually has a set of beliefs he adheres to, unlike you fucking morons.

Cope. Seethe. Dilate, Faggot