Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

garakfan69 said:
Why do you keep switching between formal and informal speech?
You shouldn't be formal at all when talking to some sped in a shitposting forum.
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I barely remember enough Dutch to order a fry cone, let alone enough German to lambast this retard in his own language. Meant to take a trip abroad with some money before rona to help stay in touch.
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
Deryn Sharpe and I fought the evil German Empire during the Second Weltkreig on side of the Syndicalist International.

Deryn's from Glasgow, Scotland, Union of Britain, just like you. And Scrooge McDuck. And Count Dankula who made Drachenlord internationally famous. And Autphag who is really a total sped and even more retarded than Chris-Chan. You could go visit them all. @Curt Sibling
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Do you think you are intimidating me by mentioning my town? It's no secret I come from Scotland, ya gestapo duck-rapist.

PS
Glasgow also built the great battleships that blasted your nazi nation's U-boats to hell. Another fun fact.
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
I barely remember enough Dutch to order a fry cone, let alone enough German to lambast this retard in his own language. Meant to take a trip abroad with some money before rona to help stay in touch.
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Dutch is basically drunk German.
Alex Krycek said:
I don't live in Germany and have no plans to visit. I'm just curious to know what's being said.
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Learning a foreign language is cultural appropriation and therefore extremely racist. Biden will ban that in the US too.
Strange Wilderness said:
You ever think that maybe you should get a job? To provide for your cartoon duck waifu? I think a job will do you a load of good in this world.
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I already have one, Webby and I work for McDuck Enterprises.
 
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Poor guy. Once he finally bites the dust in his NEET hovel he'll only be remembered as that weirdo who wanted underage duck china.
 
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Dragons are better than Ducks tbh
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
Dutch is basically drunk German.

Learning a foreign language is cultural appropriation and therefore extremely racist. Biden will ban that in the US too.

I already have one, Webby and I work for McDuck Enterprises.
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I'll give you this, you made me chuckle. Cheers and keep it up, I'll keep reading but you're just fucking with people out of boredom and possibly sexual confusion.
 
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So, what work do you and Webby do together, currently? Also, how old are you in the Duckburg-iverse? She seems to be older. Are you younger?
 
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