Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[JoyQ]

This is from quite a ways back but I didn’t see anyone comment on this: it says he’s made 42 orders in the last 3 months. Is that 42 items or 42 orders of multiple items? That would be an order every 2 days or so lol

 

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This is from quite a ways back but I didn’t see anyone comment on this: it says he’s made 42 orders in the last 3 months. Is that 42 items or 42 orders of multiple items? That would be an order every 2 days or so lol
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Chris Chan had a holy grail of trolls in the form of medical and academic documentation, something which only Chris Chan would hold but also something which would answer so many prying questions by his followers.

Louis's order history is this thread's holy grail. It could answer so much, and inspire so many, yet Louis would never disclose of it. But the truth is out there.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

This is from quite a ways back but I didn’t see anyone comment on this: it says he’s made 42 orders in the last 3 months. Is that 42 items or 42 orders of multiple items? That would be an order every 2 days or so lol
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That would be individual orders of any size. For example, I've got 4 orders placed in the last 3 months, but two of 'em have 4/5 items to a batch.
In fairness, when one item gets separately shipped (usually because of availability), this shows up as a separate order. I'd have just 3 orders if not for that.

It's a good thing Lou has Amazon Prime, because the standard shipping on 42 separate orders would be astronomical.

 

[The Dude]

I was thinking about this while reading the thread earlier. Lou is one of my favorite cows simply because I love to hate him. He's cruel, mean-spirited, bigoted and basically everything anyone with some inkling of conscience would try to not become. But on the other hand of that, he has no hopes or dreams. He doesn't want to own his own house. Or travel. Or find someone he loves and wants to share life with. He has no jobs or hobbies he enjoys (besides unproductive hobbies like video games, comic books, etc.) He doesn't really even create something, not even for fun. He hates his family and he has no friends.
Twice now I've seen him use follower counts against those he was arguing with, as if follower counts actually mean something. Because to him, it does. He may not talk to all 100+ of them, but they're the closest things he has to friends.
The only things that bring him joy in life are cooming, consuming food, buying electronics and his raging twitter addiction. He genuinely has nothing else to live for. Not to be a sap, but no wonder he's turned into such a vile and hateful man, what with the life he created for himself.
Yadda yadda long story short, I might be new and learning the ways of the kiwi, but the hatred in Lou's heart spilled out of the cracks and bloated his body. Now he's fat and I would not have sex with him.

I've said this before, but one of my favorite quotes regarding shiftless leeches like Louie is from Benjamin Franklin: The best way to help someone out from poverty is by making them uncomfortable in poverty. It's one thing to help out someone who is a little down on their luck until they get back on their feet. But for someone like Louie who believes they are too good for a job and earning their way with honest work, people giving them constant handouts only reinforces their behavior and gives them incentive to continue being a lazy leech. If people stopped giving Louie money then he would have to either be content with his monthly TardBux or get a job if he wanted more money. This is why we have entire families on welfare for several generations without a single member having held down a job.

Rabbie did a portrait of Lou!

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/marissa-davis-rabbiedee-cabbagebagger.13928/post-8182933

(Not really. But it's amazing how quickly me and MS Paint turned it into Lou...)

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Looks like that Jap cult leader whose followers poisoned all those people on the subway with Ricin a couple decades ago.

Didn't see these posted yet but I got a good chuckle out of his whinging. The new Lou is coming along beautifully.

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https://archive.md/wip/IdGp2

https://archive.md/wip/mKZ3s

Because the two iPads, Galaxy Tablet, and Chromebook that he bought all in the span of a month were definitely not "wants".

This always gets me. There's no reason to say this, and he does this after each time he's experiencing the fallout from getting caught every time. All those does is work precisely against Louis's own interests. People already think he's spending food money on toys, and now he's just expressing he wishes he could openly.

I don't understand the thought process behind it. Does he believe this is him being up front and honest? Because if anything, it's even more of a lie because he's putting up the front he has self control when there's plenty of evidence to prove he doesn't.

Its almost like he's challenging everyone, daring them to call him out again. It's pretty bad optics for Louie to do, what with everything that's transpired the past few days.

To be fair, it's easy to be smarter than Sleepy Joe.

Union workers actually work for a living. What does Lou do?

Joe Biden is a senile old creep with dementia, and even when he was younger he was pretty dim. And yet he's still far brighter than Louie. If brains were gun powder then Louie wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

That would be individual orders of any size. For example, I've got 4 orders placed in the last 3 months, but two of 'em have 4/5 items to a batch.
In fairness, when one item gets separately shipped (usually because of availability), this shows up as a separate order. I'd have just 3 orders if not for that.

It's a good thing Lou has Amazon Prime, because the standard shipping on 42 separate orders would be astronomical.

Amazon Prime is, what? $100 per year? Definitely money going to vital "needs", right? And I wouldn't put it past Louie to pay the extra scratch to get the expedited shipping instead of settling for the free shipping. Delayed gratification? Patience? Fuck that noise! Louie NEEDS those new toys and shinies NOW.

 

[ranine]

I found Undertale LARPer's face.
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Edit: here's a few pictures of his room (most likely his basement)

Spoiler: Room pictures

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Undertale LARPer is fat and i would not have sex with him.

 

[Plague Flea]

Undertale LARPer is fat and i would not have sex with him.

Nope, but from the zoomed in picture @Norman B. Normal posted earlier, it looks like someone else may well have done. Plus it seems that at some point he held gainful employment (that wasn’t court ordered), so that’s two things he’s got over our boy Louis.

 

[General Disarray]

He puts his old shinies up for sale when he wants a new shiny, but again I don't think we've ever seen a sale go through. Especially because he puts used items up for sale at the RRP. He did that with games a lot as well, getting a code for free and then trying to get the retail price in exchange. I think he's sold a lot fewer of his toys than he would like us to think; it's more likely that he just buys things with his tugboat and griftbux but they lose all value to him once he has them. So he does give some away or just put them in a box and forget about them, because they have no intrinsic value except as part of his shopping addiction.

He also puts NO SHIPPING, MUST COME TO ME between 3:00 and 3:15pm on the first day of the winter solstice. Coupled with the above, he is obviously only putting those things up for appearances.

 

[Sintharia]

This is from quite a ways back but I didn’t see anyone comment on this: it says he’s made 42 orders in the last 3 months. Is that 42 items or 42 orders of multiple items? That would be an order every 2 days or so lol
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42 orders in the past three months, for someone who has no income, is insane. And much of it is things that he can very easily purchase at Walmart for much cheaper.

 

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I stopped following Lou for a while and missed the hospitalization saga, this might be old news, but I just wanted to point out you can read every single thing he colored over in this bill. His name, his address, the fact he was inpatient from the 12th to the 18th of December, and the fact the original bill appears to have been for over $25 000.00

 

[Wooden Spoon]

I stopped following Lou for a while and missed the hospitalization saga, this might be old news, but I just wanted to point out you can read every single thing he colored over in this bill. His name, his address, the fact he was inpatient from the 12th to the 18th of December, and the fact the original bill appears to have been for over $25 000.00

Can you edit out the black marks? Because I damn sure can't read through them and I would like too!

 

[Iron Hamster]

HE LITERALLY JUST HAD MONEY FOR IT BUT HE BOUGHT SOME DUMB FUCKING """ART"""

Yeah.......there's no way he feels he should have to pay that so pony up suckers. Absolutely no one should be shocked that they have to pay at least something after some medical care.

 

[FeatherPlucker]

It could also be his maternal grandfather James E. Moon, Sr. who converted. (Genealogical receipts are back in the thread a ways.) That would mean that one or both of James's parents George E. Moon and Lillian Osterwise would have been Jewish. Osterwise is a German name, so that at least tracks for "germanic [sic] jew." The thing is, though, there are a fuckton of Moons and Osterwises littering the cemeteries of Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania, and they pretty much all seem to be Lutherans, from what I can see. The only one I can find who even has a Jewish sounding name is Lou's great-great-great-grandmother Leah Osterwise, who... well, I'll let you read it:

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And of course even if some ancestor he had never met had actually been Jewish, that certainly does not entitle him to claim the oppression of the Jewish people as his own, nor would it give him the moral authority over others that he seems to think. That's the real issue.

edit: ...and Lou KNOWS THIS ALREADY, because we found the family tree he made on ancestry.com.

The thought occurred to me before that the "conversion" story Lou keeps repeating could have easily been about a Lutheran converting to Catholicism or something of that nature, as it was a BIG DEAL in many places in the US up until a few decades ago.

Church of the Brethren? Looks like an Anabaptist church, not Lutheran. http://www.gbgcobrethren.org/About_Us.html

"Anabaptists" include Mennonites/Amish, although there are a lot of Anabaptist today churches where the congregants look normal/have normal jobs, but are still fundamentalist christians. There are TONS of people in rural PA who are descendants of Anabaptist settlers. There are also TONS of people in PA with weird Anglicized butchered German surnames that could easily be mistaken for "Jewish" surnames. Immigrants from Germany who came to the US in the 1700-1800s were often illiterate, and when English speaking tax collectors/other bureaucrats recorded their surnames in records, the original German surnames were butchered beyond recognition.

Someone converting from an Anabaptist sect to any other religion would have automatically been a "big deal" in that type of church as they are normally extremely strict about a lot of things, they refuse to do infant baptism, pretty sure alcohol is frowned upon, huge families, they often have rules concerning technology. Some Anabaptist churches will "shun" or "ban" people who marry out of the religion, particularly if they do it after they go through adult baptism at 18 or so. German Lutherans would have been "too worldly" to be acceptable spouses for the marriageable children in German Anabaptist family. If someone from the Anabaptist church in his family converted in order to marry, THAT might have been where the "dramatic conversion" story came from.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

the original bill appears to have been for over $25 000.00

Imagine how many iPads he could have bought with that money.

 

[Sintharia]

Can you edit out the black marks? Because I damn sure can't read through them and I would like too!

The best I can do is a bit of color correction to make them easier to read through.

Spoiler: “Full Image”

So, the covered amount is something like $25,100 something. And he’s whining about an $18 hospital bill.

 

[The Dude]

Yeah.......there's no way he feels he should have to pay that so pony up suckers. Absolutely no one should be shocked that they have to pay at least something after some medical care.

Well, if you think about it, we're all paying for his medical care. At least, the American Kiwis are since it's taken out of our taxes. Do you feel like you're getting your dollar's worth?

Edit: Forgot to mention that hospitals pass the buck on to patients who are insured and can pay their bills to cover the patients who aren't insured and can't pay their end. Its a big part of why medical fees and insurance is so high in the US.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Oh, would you look at that. He was in for a total of 6 days. And for a MEDICAID copay of 3 dollars per day, the total should be $18 owed!

And it is. Would you look at that?

 

[Mr Foster]

The fact that Lou grifts for hundreds of dollers for "groceries" but complains about not having the scratch to pay the hospital (that saved his fucking foot) $18 dollers is phenomenal. What a cuntsickle.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Joe Biden is a senile old creep with dementia, and even when he was younger he was pretty dim. And yet he's still far brighter than Louie.

Hunter Biden is probably smarter than Louie.

 

[Lurk]

https://archive.is/gmBFj

What happened to "My blood sugar is doing well enough that I'm only on one insulin shot and metformin"?

https://archive.is/bTeyb

Putrid.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The best I can do is a bit of color correction to make them easier to read through.

Spoiler: “Full Image”

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So, the covered amount is something like $25,100 something. And he’s whining about an $18 hospital bill.

EXCELLENT spot on this, hot damn. I had to zoom way the hell in and turn my brightness right up, but you're absolutely right. The cost to the American Taxpayer appears to be 25,101.76.