Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[c-no]

Twenty thousand calories?! That's a hundred calories per page. God damn. How does this "man"* keep all that down??
* assuming he's not a trash compacting alien in disguise

He'll keep it down in his gut up to the day he dies from the poor eating choices. Of course as some said, he's wasting food. He has done it before in some videos where he flips out and wrecks the stuff he has. Even if he didn't eat all the food he bought, he still got enough calories to gain extra weight.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Sad thing is, I can't tell if he really is going batshit insane or just playing this up to drag the stupid ass video out as long as possible for maximum ads.

For fuck's sake, he keeps rambling and making autistic noises. Just get to the fucking point and eat the shit already! He also makes faces and laughs that make him look like a bloody serial killer.

 

[Rum Corps]

For fuck's sake, he keeps rambling and making autistic noises.

For the same reason he makes sure to occupy extra video time by repeating the same word or phrase over and over eg.-

"This is an emergency! It is. It's an emergency, little sloths!
We..... have..... an EMERRGENCY!
WE HAVE an e-merr-gen-CEEE, little sloths....
An E-mer-gen-CEEEEEEEE...[etc]" -

Because he's a slack-arse.

[Lazy, I mean. But yeah, also a slack arse...]. He's made a stack of cash and seriously owes his subscribers at least some gratitude for staying and supporting him through his rapid-cycle dramas and obnoxious behaviour.

Only, he can't be bothered. It's his one job in this world but he cbf expanding his vocab and scripting some decent dialogue, or coming up with a new storyline to earn their time and loyalty.

But he's still going to pad out every 'mukbang' for as long as possible, so he can fit in more ads to maximise his revenue.

*edit: remove accidental repeat. [No ad$ense, no point repeating eh, Nik?]

 

[HoldHunna]

At this point I just want to see fagcado take a blood test. No way he's not slipping into some kind of cardiovacular / clogged artiery / dangerously high triglyceride hell.

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[Avomacado]

Wonder if it'd be more humane to just dump Nickocado at a pig farm so he can graze and be with his kind. I think it's cruel to prop up this beast and have him eat all this food for views.

Shame on Orlin.

 

[kebab4you]

Even more horrifying in action:

 

[Teeter]

His birth mother dumped him when he was a baby in an orphanage. That probably has something to do with it.

He's pushed that story forever, but one of his recent videos where he was bitching about children he made a statement about how his parents were more responsible because they waited til they were older to have him. Made me wonder if the whole adoption schtick is as fake as Wu's.

 

[Private Joker]

He's pushed that story forever, but one of his recent videos where he was bitching about children he made a statement about how his parents were more responsible because they waited til they were older to have him. Made me wonder if the whole adoption schtick is as fake as Wu's.

I find anything he says to be suspect of truth.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Nik has several tricks he uses to make it seem like he eats masses of food but he’s actually not; from going to take a bite to “suddenly” ranting about something as if it just occurred to him (something he does when he wants to change topic or distract from something as well), jump cuts when he’s chewing but you never see him swallow (he got called out for that in past videos as people suspected he was spitting it out) and throwing it everywhere instead of eating it.

obviously he’s eating enough to have gained A LOT of weight but he always makes sure to trick people into thinking he’s eating more than he actually is.

 

[flight of ideas]

His birth mother dumped him when he was a baby in an orphanage. That probably has something to do with it.

He's pushed that story forever, but one of his recent videos where he was bitching about children he made a statement about how his parents were more responsible because they waited til they were older to have him.

TBH both are probably accurate assuming he was truly adopted, which I have no reason to disbelieve. Children of his age adopted from eastern bloc countries more often than not came from institutional care, which fucked them right up, even if they only spent part of their infancy in those settings. Follow that with adoptive parents who were older at the time he came home, and likely believed (as did many such parents) that a mixture of traditional childrearing and helicopter-style attentiveness would be enough to raise up perfectly regular children (if not highly talented ones! give the kid a violin!). Behold, the childless couple has finally produced a testament to their parenting skill and the power of the human spirit. Shit makes me sick.

 

[Haesindang Park]

For fuck's sake, he keeps rambling and making autistic noises. Just get to the fucking point and eat the shit already! He also makes faces and laughs that make him look like a bloody serial killer.
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The guy doesn't have a neck anymore! His head is turning into a chode! I have a feeling that once the pandemic is over, he's going to go to a buffet to record his mukbangs there. That is assuming he's still alive then.

 

[Private Joker]

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

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Really getting vibes from the "STOP FEEDING THE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS" video

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Oh shit so if he's not eating the food. Is he secretly trying to lose weight,?
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Even on the off chance he is trying to lose weight, not sure he will ever go back to “lithe, twink violinist” now he has let himself degrade into “Baby Huey after a night at the gloryhole.”

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He'll keep it down in his gut up to the day he dies from the poor eating choices. Of course as some said, he's wasting food. He has done it before in some videos where he flips out and wrecks the stuff he has. Even if he didn't eat all the food he bought, he still got enough calories to gain extra weight.

The recommended calorie intake for a younger adult male is under 3,000cal per day (if you live a semi-active lifestyle).
This means Nick could go without eating 80% of his 20,000cal feasts and STILL be 1,000cal over what the normal man should be eating, max.
However, keep in mind he's a total sauce faggot, and many times sauces are HUGE calorie additions.

Nicholas Perry: "Nikocado Avocado isn't the real me, he's just a character I play"-

Much as that (and an oxygen tank) may get him through the night, once he loses the excuse- "But it's my job! I have to eat like that to earn [sic] a living", he'll find himself confronted by reality eg It's not 'just the character', Nikocado, who now weighs 320-350lbs^. And if Nikocado has to wear socks with his slides to hide his ashen-grey toes, chances are, Nicholas Perry's also trying to ignore signs of diabetes.

"It's not the real me, just a character I play!" he says, actually putting all that food through his body and actually having caught an STD through his behavior.

 

[FearsReality]

If Nicholas got gastric bypass surgery, I think he would still continue in making these mukbang videos.

Gastric bypass surgery is still dependent on the will of the recipient to not eat like a glutton. Nick probably doesn’t have much leptin anymore so he would be a waste of that surgery

Even more horrifying in action:

Scream 5 Ghostface

 

[Haesindang Park]

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Even more horrifying in action:
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He looks like he's fucking a warm apple pie and enjoying it.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Even on the off chance he is trying to lose weight, not sure he will ever go back to “lithe, twink violinist” now he has let himself degrade into “Baby Huey after a night at the gloryhole.”

He'll never go back the way he was, he's gained so much weight that even if he manages to lose all of it he'll have loose skin. Even people people who become very fit after dramatic weight loss still tend to look a bit saggy and blobby because of the loose skin, even if their body fat percentage is actually quite low.

 

[Dovahshit]

He'll never go back the way he was, he's gained so much weight that even if he manages to lose all of it he'll have loose skin. Even people people who become very fit after dramatic weight loss still tend to look a bit saggy and blobby because of the loose skin, even if their body fat percentage is actually quite low.

especially in the legs, once the legs go over a certain threshold for fat, they never really end up as cute little slim sticks but more swollen appendages who scream for mercy

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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Spoiler: piss drinking