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[FuckedUp]

I actually know some Japanese. Took all four years in high school, was in the honors class for all but the first year (which is the one that determines whether you can take the honors track), and aced all of them.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I once farted in the faces of a pair of pro-Palestinian protestors on a train.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Last movie I saw in a theater was the last Star Wars prequel (Revenge of the Sith).

Do not want

 

[Sped Xing]

The last movie I saw in a theater was the last Star Wars prequel (Revenge of the Sith).

Do not want

The last movie I saw in a theater was "The Force Awakens."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The Force Awakens

For me it wasn't that Episode 3 was that bad, it's just I don't feel like going to a theater to see a movie now. Especially not in 2021 with mandatory "face masks".

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I like taco bell and pineapple pizzas, yet I somehow understand this makes me a terrible person.

 

[Sped Xing]

For me it wasn't that Episode 3 was that bad, it's just I don't feel like going to a theater to see a movie now. Especially not in 2021 with mandatory "face masks".

Oh THAT Star Wars movie. I thought you meant The Last Jedi. I turn over my king; that's impressive.

TFA was the last Star Wars movie to come out while I still had to go on dates. I hate theaters. And dating. And women.

 

[Cod of War]

Last movie I saw in a theater was the last Star Wars prequel (Revenge of the Sith).

Do not want

Same here, man.

 

[Damien Thorne]

I love very hot and spicy foods. A little bit of masochism comes into play when I go to a Thai or an Indian joint. This is probably the only area in my life where masochism comes into play, though.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I spent my childhood in Chile, and the place I lived was right between two infamous events: a supposed apparition of the Virgin Mary to the west, and a tremendous train crash that killed over 100 people to the east.

In the place where Saint Mary supposedly appeared was built a monastery/spiritual retirement place, and a popular pilgrimage sanctuary. In the place where the train accident happened, all there is to remember the happening is a memorial space.

Other than that, my childhood was fairly uneventful.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

I am not actually Chiang Kai-shek in real life but find him to be a fascinating individual.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I love very hot and spicy foods. A little bit of masochism comes into play when I go to a Thai or an Indian joint. This is probably the only area in my life where masochism comes into play, though.

I am entirely guilty of that I'm afraid.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Back in school, a couple of friends and I used to be huge fans of the band Dark Tranquility. To save time when discussing the band, we called them "Dark Tranny". That was before we knew what the word tranny even meant.

Now I cannot listen to this band without having the image of some nigger troon flash in my head.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Back in school, a couple of friends and I used to be huge fans of the band Dark Tranquility. To save time when discussing the band, we called them "Dark Tranny". That was before we knew what the word tranny even meant.

Now I cannot listen to this band without having the image of some nigger troon flash in my head.

Older petrolheads and custom car enthusiasts refer to overhauling their tranny or getting a proper manual tranny installed. Visions of drag queens being bolted into hotrods spring to mind.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I took Japanese in college - two classes - and got As in both.
(And it wasn't because anime, it was because I was going to major in linguistics at the time and didn't want to take more Spanish)

 

[Chan Fan]

I don't use any curse words and the only time I ever flipped off anyone was last year when I flipped off a line of BLM protesters as I drove by them (several blocks' worth of people. Worth it.)

 

[Alex Krycek]

I probably already posted this somewhere and a few of you know this but I'm actually a Hipster.

I have a beard, I drink cheap beer, smoke camels, dress like it's the 90s, listen to obscure music, and prefer organic food. I date Latin or Asian women pretty much exlusively and I love Soccer. Not gonna lie, the only reason I got into lolcow shit is because I have a fucked up sense of humor and Newgrounds was the place for that when I was 12. I always say ADF was my first cow and in a lot of ways he was, but the Immortality Rings guy Alex Chiu actually was. My humor is so sadistic it's actually been the cause of a few friendships falling apart. People think I'm cruel for laughing at the things I do and that's partially the cause of me hating SJW shit is that I can't laugh like I used to. Honestly I'm a pretty tolerant person so long as nobody is actually hurting anyone else. I just like joking about shit and having a good time.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I'm typing this while wearing my suit made out of hipster skin.

 

[Odnovo]

I've never called anyone a racial slur in my whole life, outside of my father.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I’m a liberal.