DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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It's weird to see him reference Papavera, someone who has dropped loads of cash, time, and effort into DSP, only for Phil to just drop the game he loved, having never actually cared about it in the first place, and then never brought it up again. Same exact scenario with Morrowind, too. It's like saying "Hey Phil, can't wait to waste a bunch of money on a playthrough you won't finish!"

Is Papavera gone now? I haven't heard about him in awhile. Last I remember, him and Phil did a co-op Minecraft stream where, as usual, Papavera did all the work while Phil did nothing in the game, yet collected all the money for his "content".

It was like Papavera was paying somebody to work for them. Such a fucked up guy.
 
He's currently playing Divinity 2, so maybe he wants to help. But given how he acts both in and outside of chat, I think he is just making fun of him. And if he does give 'advice', it'll probably just mess Phil up.
It's interesting how even his biggest fans are aware of Phil's various quirks and flaws.
Of course he doesn't know how to spell it, he IS that word.
Did phil ever spend a full stream in the menus in minecraft?

I heard he just kept leveling up and selling items to pay to level up again. Thought no he must have done something else. Went to the channel and yeah nothing but menus for a full stream
Yep, total mystery how he wound up with nothing but retards and trolls as viewers.

Good god Phil is such a case study in refusing to change anything to get what they badly desire...
 
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He went fishing every single time.
And then Phil extended that autistic stalling tactic to a whole bunch of subsequent games, weirdly pretending that was an interest of his in real life. Animal Crossing, Fire Emblem, even Paper Mario. I'm not stalling to keep the Vest Streak going...I want to check out this minigame over here!
And now he stalls in every single game he plays. I guess that counts as growth in some way?
 
He went fishing every single time.
To be fair when I was a little autist that delve into minecraft for a bit with some friends, fishing was a good way to get some enchants while you also had tons of fuckin furnaces cooking food and coal, after you slaughtered all your chickens/cows/pigs in pens(after farming the shit to feed them and make books for enchancements) so you can make the better armor to kill the Endor dragon.

Well Phil didn't have friends, and I don't remember him having any sort of basic bitch exp farm set up like that even for a rtard like me could do(or friends for that matter).

I just don't think it was a good use of time for viewers since it honestly was boring as fuck to do as well.
 
He went fishing every single time.
Didn't he always make a point of fishing in animal crossing as well?
[edit] damn did I just get ninja'd twice there? lol

It's interesting how even his biggest fans are aware of Phil's various quirks and flaws.

Of course he doesn't know how to spell it, he IS that word.

Yep, total mystery how he wound up with nothing but retards and trolls as viewers.

Good god Phil is such a case study in refusing to change anything to get what they badly desire...
He could have absolutely milked that game as well, one 25 bit cheer at a time. If you thought he was padding out and getting his money worth out of Yakuza, Morrowind padding would be insane if he put in an iota of effort to at least play it.
 
Is Papavera gone now? I haven't heard about him in awhile. Last I remember, him and Phil did a co-op Minecraft stream where, as usual, Papavera did all the work while Phil did nothing in the game, yet collected all the money for his "content".

It was like Papavera was paying somebody to work for them. Such a fucked up guy.
Papavera only shows up on the Minecraft streams. Thats all he cares about. I always found him weird and... not an idiot.. but gullible especially at 40+ years old but he never hurt anybody or said anything ridiculous. He just LOVES Minecraft so much he will do what ever it takes to help anyone play the game. Type up entire guides, spend an ungodly amount of time building shit, whatever.
 
Papavera only shows up on the Minecraft streams. Thats all he cares about. I always found him weird and... not an idiot.. but gullible especially at 40+ years old but he never hurt anybody or said anything ridiculous. He just LOVES Minecraft so much he will do what ever it takes to help anyone play the game. Type up entire guides, spend an ungodly amount of time building shit, whatever.
The word you're looking for is :optimistic: AUTISTIC:optimistic:
 
We have any intel on this retard? I want to know if he's being serious or making fun of Phil's need for hand-holding.

Either way, I hope Phil keeps running from Divinity because it's funny to see a grown man so scared of a video game.

He has a crown next to his name. Whether he's making fun of Phil or not, he's given him money. He should be named and shamed.

Evilibrium doesn't actively sub to my knowledge but gets gifted them from others. No idea on bits or tips off the top of my head. He's definitely making fun of Phil and many of his emotes are also mocking Phil (the HINT and praying frog ones, for example) but I think he just doesn't care about Phil to be mad. I would assume he's friends with a couple of the mods and thus is more or less unbannable as long as he's not too egregious with the mockery.
 
Evilibrium doesn't actively sub to my knowledge but gets gifted them from others. No idea on bits or tips off the top of my head. He's definitely making fun of Phil and many of his emotes are also mocking Phil (the HINT and praying frog ones, for example) but I think he just doesn't care about Phil to be mad. I would assume he's friends with a couple of the mods and thus is more or less unbannable as long as he's not too egregious with the mockery.
Ordinarily I'm not a fan of purity tests but if anyone lasts long enough in Phil's chat beyond a certain point they're sus as far as I'm concerned.

The only reason to be in Phil's chat if you don't like him is to shit on him and get LIMB'd in thirty seconds, which isn't a good enough reason to even log into twitch imo.
 
And then Phil extended that autistic stalling tactic to a whole bunch of subsequent games, weirdly pretending that was an interest of his in real life. Animal Crossing, Fire Emblem, even Paper Mario. I'm not stalling to keep the Vest Streak going...I want to check out this minigame over here!
And now he stalls in every single game he plays. I guess that counts as growth in some way?
Phil is the only person who could "grow" in a way that makes him LESS appealing.
He could have absolutely milked that game as well, one 25 bit cheer at a time. If you thought he was padding out and getting his money worth out of Yakuza, Morrowind padding would be insane if he put in an iota of effort to at least play it.
There is a lot of money Phil fucks himself out of by insisting on being Phil in every way to the exact degree that he wants. He is THAT fucking spoiled and entitled, that he refuses to let go of his foolish dreams or his terrible traits. He WILL have both.
 
Ordinarily I'm not a fan of purity tests but if anyone lasts long enough in Phil's chat beyond a certain point they're sus as far as I'm concerned.

The only reason to be in Phil's chat if you don't like him is to shit on him and get LIMB'd in thirty seconds, which isn't a good enough reason to even log into twitch imo.
He seems like a special kind of detractor that didn't heed the warning about getting too close to Phil's event horizon. I may have a shit ton of posts here, but that is the full extent of my detracting. I know better than to think I could ever handle being an "ironic fan" for however long this evilibrium has been attending Phil's streams. I would either quit, or become a retard like him. The latter being like a 10% probability, but still not worth the risk in the slightest.
 
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The fact he knows the guys name and is critiquing his performance brings this to the next level of "what the fuck?" Complimenting the woman makes you enough of a creepy loser, but this is a Dsp fan so of course he adds the guy was amazing too.
He'll probably be banished from the pig cult when he inevitably asks Phil to film himself fucking the horse so Derich can watch it
 
I literally said “What the fuck!?” during a meeting while reading this. Please tell me Derich is mentally retarded. There’s no other explanation for this.
derich is chrischan but with intervention from what i could tell, don't really think he should be bullied, but at least he listens to his parents
 
The talk about Evilibrium in the past few pages got me thinking: can you guys imagine what Phil's chat would look like if those "ironic fans" didn't talk in his chat?

No joke, I think that around 99% of the messages in his chat are of people making fun of him. It's always incredibly weird and somewhat disturbing to watch Phil go on rants and pretend to be someone whose opinion matters, while his entire chat is just a bunch of people making jokes at his expense. As if he's delusional in the actual psychiatric sense.

Take those ironic fans away and his chat would probably be a monologue by Derich.
 
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The only reason to be in Phil's chat if you don't like him is to shit on him and get LIMB'd in thirty seconds, which isn't a good enough reason to even log into twitch imo.
I can shit on Phil, still irritate him knowing that he reads everything here, and not have to worry about getting LIMB'd right here with the rest of you
 
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