Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

Cynthia,I'm sorry to tell you this but my cousin is a game programmer, and he's been contracted to add growth and fire breathing animations to an insectivoid character. He's not allowed to tell me more because of an NDA, but it looks like they're planning an asset-grab...

I know you are lying about all of that. If I were retarded I would likely believe you but I'm not and so I don't believe you.

The fact that you use premade assets instead of making everything from scratch demonstrates your lack of artistic merit. Even CGI film students have to make their own assets.

You clearly lack a basic understanding of copyright law and you don't seem to give a shit.
IT doesn't matter if Pickelchu is a lawyer or not, what does matter is your blatant disregard of intellectual property.

You also lack a respect for the medium which is why it's already a massive flop. If it wasn't a flop, if you were succeeding, why would there be a thread like this?

It just would be too complicated and time consuming and too much of a learning curve for me to make my own assets for the program I use which I learned about how is done from talking to people who do make and sell the assets I use.

And just why do you think I lack a basic understanding of copyright law and have any disregard for intellectual property?

 

[Puddleduck]

It just would be too complicated and time consuming and too much of a learning curve for me to make my own assets for the program I use which I learned about how is done from talking to people who do make and sell the assets I use.

Wow. Pixar really missed a trick by designing such memorable characters, they should have saved time and downloaded something from Fiverr!!

 

[WogglebugLover]

Wow. Pixar really missed a trick by designing such memorable characters, they should have saved time and downloaded something from Fiverr!!

The program I animate with is nothing like how Pixar makes their films. And I don't get my assets from Fiverr because that would actually be more expensive for one thing.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

your tits are destined to be the wogglebug's squeeze toys at this point.

Cynthia has her headcannon, i have mine. In mine, she keeps her boobs free so mister wogglebug can cop a feel anytime.

 

[Puddleduck]

The program I animate with is nothing like how Pixar makes their films. And I don't get my assets from Fiverr because that would actually be more expensive for one thing.

If you were really serious about making a film which would appeal to people other than yourself, spending a bit of extra money wouldn't be a problem. You can piss money away on Nigerian scammers, but not things would make your film look better?

 

[Thundershlock]

The program I animate with is nothing like how Pixar makes their films. And I don't get my assets from Fiverr because that would actually be more expensive for one thing.

Yes! Films cost money! Millions of dollars in fact. They're also made by hundreds of people, not just one super star with a vision.

The fact you're making excuses betrays your lack of artistic integrity. You want to make a movie with mass appeal but not willing to put in the work or effort to make it happen.

You hack.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Yes! Films cost money! Millions of dollars in fact. They're also made by hundreds of people, not just one super star with a vision.

The fact you're making excuses betrays your lack of artistic integrity. You want to make a movie with mass appeal but not willing to put in the work or effort to make it happen.

You hack.

It's not as if I don't want there to someday be a Wogglebug film with my name credited to it that is made by hundreds of people and will cost millions of dollars. I'm just now working with what is readily available to me.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

So uh, all the links in the OP are dead and there's no archive. Where's the wogglebug sperging being posted nowadays?

 

[Thundershlock]

It's not as if I don't want there to someday be a Wogglebug film with my name credited to it that is made by hundreds of people and will cost millions of dollars. I'm just now working with what is readily available to me.

Yeah, for that to happen you need to basically go to art school and become an animator.

Then you need to work on successful projects that isnt about wogglebug.

Then, if you're good enough of a storyteller and have busted your ass, maybe they select you as a director of your own film.

But for that you have to prove yourself, with merit.

Which you currently dont have.

The only way for you to get that movie made by other people without you yourself going through all of that is for you to write a successful book/comic/whatever and for it to have mass appeal. It would then be optioned for a movie.

Your work does not have mass appeal. That's why I said its only a hobby/obsession

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

That sounds like a good idea. But then if Picklechu really isn't a lawyer then Nintendo likely never even saw the original outfit Christeph had.

Then better be safe than sorry and just do it anyway, you have nothing to lose if you contact Nintendo and respectfully tell them you will not use anything infringing on their copyrights.
Mention that the lawyer that contacted you operates under the handle Picklechu, he's from their Social Networking Division, so they have his username on file.

I really never received any paperwork.

They don't care about that. How many criminals try this every single day? In your case, it might be true, it might be a lie and you just threw it away in a rage, they don't know, they don't care.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"I know you are lying about all of that. If I were retarded I would likely believe you but I'm not and so I don't believe you."

I just spat water all over my keyboard lololol

 

[Sam Losco]

It just would be too complicated and time consuming and too much of a learning curve for me to make my own assets for the program I use which I learned about how is done from talking to people who do make and sell the assets I use.

Too time consuming? Are you serious? You have nothing but time. You live alone and have no job because you're too autistic to work. I'll give you too complicated... for you... because you're retarded.

 

[Thundershlock]

And just why do you think I lack a basic understanding of copyright law and have any disregard for intellectual property?

Forgot to address this.

It's because you're blatantly dismissive and the fact you cant even see that your own work is not thematically or well characterized of the source material, that's why I think you have no respect for IP.

That and you used a link model/costume? Seriously? Lol. Its not rocket science, and what I can gather from this thread it was like pulling teeth to get you to understand why you had to remove it.

 

[Ido]

It just would be too complicated and time consuming and too much of a learning curve for me to make my own assets for the program I use which I learned about how is done from talking to people who do make and sell the assets I use.

So you aren't willing to put in the time and effort yourself for the sake of this "franchise" you've dedicated close to a decade (iirc) on? If you of all people, the only person in the fucking world to care about this character, aren't willing to take time out of your oh so busy schedule of nothing then I don't see how anyone else is going to care about it, either.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It's not as if I don't want there to someday be a Wogglebug film with my name credited to it that is made by hundreds of people and will cost millions of dollars. I'm just now working with what is readily available to me.

I would suggest starting with a short form and giving it some actual personality. This was made by a single artist \ animator:

 

[Picklechu]

I know you are lying about all of that. If I were retarded I would likely believe you but I'm not and so I don't believe you.

Cynthia, you're so retarded that you're in your 30s and your mother doesn't allow you to answer your own front door. You're so retarded that you literally fell for a Nigerian scammer, and throw money away constantly. You're so retarded that you get a monthly check for being retarded.

It just would be too complicated and time consuming and too much of a learning curve for me to make my own assets for the program I use which I learned about how is done from talking to people who do make and sell the assets I use.

You're so retarded that, despite spending over two decades of your life on this woggleshit, not to mention thousands of dollars, you can't take the time to learn any of this.

And just why do you think I lack a basic understanding of copyright law and have any disregard for intellectual property?

Because you demonstrably do, and are also retarded.

 

[Thundershlock]

Cynthia, you're so retarded that you're in your 30s and your mother doesn't allow you to answer your own front door. You're so retarded that you literally fell for a Nigerian scammer, and throw money away constantly. You're so retarded that you get a monthly check for being retarded.


You're so retarded that, despite spending over two decades of your life on this woggleshit, not to mention thousands of dollars, you can't take the time to learn any of this.


Because you demonstrably do, and are also retarded.

Not only that but refused to take a hint. Or dozens.

EDIT: Cynthia needs mental health services. Probably needs to be in a group home or seeing a therapist or something. DBT maybe. Group home because at least then she'd be putting that monthly check to good use, IE her care and mental health.

 

[Puddleduck]

Cynthia, let me put it this way ...

Plenty of autistic people are clever, with heads full of useless information. If you went on the Chase, you could probably Beat the Beast. But knowledge doesn't equate to social skills or ability. You might not consider yourself retarded, but the amazing version of Wogglebug that lives in your head is having a hard time to make its way onto the screen. If you want Woggy to be loved by anyone other than yourself, you need to let other people do the heavy lifting. Throw away your script, let someone else write it from the ground up. Keep making your version if you wish, but keep it for your own enjoyment.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Cynthia, let me put it this way ...

Plenty of autistic people are clever, with heads full of useless information. If you went on the Chase, you could probably Beat the Beast. But knowledge doesn't equate to social skills or ability. You might not consider yourself retarded, but the amazing version of Wogglebug that lives in your head is having a hard time to make its way onto the screen. If you want Woggy to be loved by anyone other than yourself, you need to let other people do the heavy lifting. Throw away your script, let someone else write it from the ground up. Keep making your version if you wish, but keep it for your own enjoyment.

But you see, 3 other people have given 'likes' to her Wogglebuggy segments on YouTube, and people she's paid money to on Fiverr and elsewhere tell her that her work is great, she should keep it up because they totally like it, not that they want to cultivate a customerbase that keeps coming back to them, nosiree, not at all! 30 people over 20 years have all had nice things to say about her work one time ever, therefore your advice is invalid and unnecessary, she's obviously doing it the right way. Anything that sounds like work not directly devoted to her husbando here and now is worthless.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I would suggest starting with a short form and giving it some actual personality. This was made by a single artist \ animator:

That was really well done and thank you for sharing it.

But Cynthia won't change. People have told her, more than once, to focus on making a small but interesting cartoon with Woggie in it. She doesn't listen and is only interested in making super long and uninteresting things. Maybe she's of the mind that quantity is a match for quality.

Honestly who knows? All I can say is she's going to be trying to make this overgrown bedbug a thing until her dying day.