Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[the khat quaffer]

i've always been somewhat doubtful of the tranny waco reckoning ever actually happening because the tranchers seem to be the "sit indoors and cum on myself all day" kind of batshit troon (with the exception of maybe Penny). however, the riots last year seem to have provoked and sustained an elevated level troonish paranoia, and with the smatterings of additional context we've seen showing what belligerent, gun-waving fuckheads they are to the locals, i'm now of the opinion that these dudes are actually crazy enough to kick some shit off. while Kevin stays inside and cums on his transformers of course.


feminine pork trotters alert
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5 pounds and stairs are easier? lol okay Kevin
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5 pounds my ass. Maybe he lost 5 pounds of hair. Maybe more of his neovagina rotted off. Probably weighed himself after taking a wicked shit.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Found this instead:

Imagine being Kevin and having the gall to mock others for ageing badly.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

5 pounds and stairs are easier? lol okay Kevin

Very minor powerlevel, but you'd be amazed how quickly exercise improves joint pain / joint weakness. (And, conversely, how quickly it comes back when you skip a couple of days.) The benefits of even a little exercise over none at all when you've got joint issues (and are overweight) are pretty evident the first few weeks - but any additional benefits are much harder-won. That's going to be where he'll have the issues, trying to keep up the exercising even when it's not doing anything new and exciting.

 

[s0mbra]

it's probably all water weight tbh

 

[farttpott]

5 pounds my ass. Maybe he lost 5 pounds of hair. Maybe more of his neovagina rotted off. Probably weighed himself after taking a wicked shit.

two weeks of backed-up omelettes and bacon-wrapped steaks in an almighty dump

 

[Iron Hamster]

Great, Hope its true. I wouldn't want kev to go out from a random heart attack or falling off the stair before I get my promised lulz from Troon Waco.

It's not. You don't step on a scale and come up with an '-ish' reading. It's cope just like all his other babblings

 

[John Furrman]

5 pounds and stairs are easier? lol okay Kevin

Gonna be optimistic as fuck but I hope Kevin gets healthier. That means simply, he'll be around longer for us to laugh at.

 

[Cool Spot]

two weeks of backed-up omelettes and bacon-wrapped steaks in an almighty dump

Imagine the smell.

 

[CheesyBoy]

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We're living in a fucked up world where we need to warn people that we're posting about living healthy lifestyles.

 

[lfaw]

it's probably all water weight tbh

we've all seen his diet. "pepsi pounds" sounds more accurate.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Poor pacas

As always kevin is ordering plastic crap he don't need with money he don't have.

No comment

Pennywise casually admitting they abuse the alpcas

 

[glass_houses]

I realise that it's just a photo and the animals could have just bunched up while moving out of the way of the photographer, but the alpacas look really crowded together in that barn picture.

 

[BScCollateral]

Poor pacas

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...I confess. I thought that was funny.

Also, Assigned Male does some very nice nature photography.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I'll be amazed if work is so plentiful going forward, partly because of that and also because they do such half-cocked jobs of anything - who can forget their 'drystone walling' abomination?

Well, if anyone's half-cocked, it's the tranchers.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

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Rate me retarded, but when he says "collective" does he mean an actual group of people or is this one person with headmates or plurals or whatever Kevin claims to have but forgets to LARP all the time.

 

[RIP Tranch]

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Are they so out of space they're stacking animals now?

I see where this is going.


And the alpaca mom was probably scared because the last time a bunch of greasy man-trolls took her child they robbed its wool and left it to freeze in Alpaca Dachau.

 

[Plague Flea]

I don’t know if anyone is keeping track of Kev’s toy spending, but that Scrooge McDuck figure is around $25.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He also neglected to mention the mama probably spit all over him.

And lmao at the fake boobs on the right pic middle top

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[NattyDaddy]

I don’t know if anyone is keeping track of Kev’s toy spending, but that Scrooge McDuck figure is around $25.

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The anti capitalist strikes again. ffs

 

[s0mbra]

Rate me retarded, but when he says "collective" does he mean an actual group of people or is this one person with headmates or plurals or whatever Kevin claims to have but forgets to LARP all the time.

Ah yes bc moving someone in who clearly has mental issues and thinks there's multiple people inside his brain is a totally safe and sound idea.


Also gee, for being a ragtag group of faggots queers who rail against colonizing they sure like to budge in where they don't belong then invite all their friends to live there
Edit: >sheered the baby in January

Nigga