DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Schmeckel]

Second day in a row he brought up his preferred Italian style tv dinner. The other kinds, stouffer's and what not are BLAND AS SHIT!
Seems pricy for a TV dinner. 32 ounces so I guess it's for two though.

I already loathe eggplant, but the idea of microwavable eggplant anything sounds absolutely revolting. But, khet pushes buttons on the nuke machine so perfectly that it comes out custom, handmade, 100% unique as if Gordon fuckin ramsay made it.

Does anyone here actually get upset when Phil hits the goal? If you do, maybe you shouldn't watch Phil. But if you're like me and enjoy people like this who throw their money away and then get entertained by coming here and reading pissed off comments.....

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE PHIL MADE MONEY!! DAMN I AM SO ANGRY.

(I want you to drain your bank account until you wake up one day and realize how big of an idiot you are. You'll then come here and try to get some sympathy. Some people will want to talk to you, all I will be doing is laughing at you.)

As has been said before, a vast majority of tractors don't get legitimately upset if Phil gets money. It's more that the tractors get bewildered that he STILL gets money in light of how obvious of a scammer he is. It's the luck o' the pigroach. Most are content to sit back and just scratch our collective heads, but there is the silent but violent minority that actively scheme to take him down.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

What's funny to me about Phil trying to justify not putting very many hours in per day with the fact that he accumulates so many hours throughout any given year is the fact that he does that schedule because he's autistic, lazy, and bad at math, not so that he can put in a lot of hours over the course of a year.

It's also meaningless how many hours per year you put in streaming. Nobody cares, just like nobody cares if you've been making YouTube videos for twelve years. What matters is the content itself. The AVGN isn't remembered for being around for a long time, fans think of the highlights, like him beating up Bugs Bunny or his history with Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde.

What are the highlights of DSP? The Incident, TIHYDP, and WWE Champions. Everything always circles back to the delusional denial that Phil chooses to live in, the false reality he embraces wherein he hasn't made his own bed by being only ironically entertaining at best. He just does not want to face the fact that he put not nearly enough effort into anything to have memorable moments that don't make a joke out of him. He refuses to admit that he has not done anything worth talking about that puts him in a positive light. He just pretends that he did, and acts like anyone who doesn't go along with his game of pretend is stupid, childish, and deranged. The three things that describe him way more than they describe his critics.

 

[actually]

All the 2800+ hours means is that his stream is turned on ~9 hours a day, 6 days a week. Sounds impressive until you remember that he routinely leaves "music" on for 45-60 minutes on day stream and 30 minutes on night stream. He also takes a 30-40 minute break on day stream and apparently another one on night stream. We're already down to only 7 hours of stream time where he is actually present. Then you have typically another 1-1.5 hours of his therapy yammering that he substitutes for actual human interaction.

So, generously, we're looking at like 5-6 hours of actual games. That works out to about 1900 hours a year.

It's also less impressive when you consider that most of the top streamers that I am aware of also stream for 8-10 hours a day, 6 days a week, and the ones I have watched typically jump right into game play. So Phil isn't working harder or smarter.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Big oof to 2800 hours+ streaming.
There is 8760 hours in a year and he works 6/7 of that. That is 7509 hours. That means 2800 hours is just about 37% of pigs year, which comes around to 9 hours of work a day.

He really works hard you guys! He doesn't even play music or is afk for half the time, you're disgusting you fuckers.

EDIT: I'm a late nigger but apply your prestream discounts to the time and have fun anyways lol. Also grammar.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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Dude. You are FUNDING A GAMBLING ADDICT. This is some insane shit. You are worsening a person's mental health, financial state, marriage, and wasteful spending.

These people should feel fucking ashamed that they're contributing to the total despair and ruin of a pathological gambler. I used to laugh it off but this one with the fucking airbrushed DSP emote just made me see red for a second. Every single one of them should feel legitimate remorse.

This is how lives are actually ruined, not laughing about a dude jerking it on stream.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Oh boy...

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I agree Phil.

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Ahem....

Highly doubting Phil got paypal's permission to use their logo for anything much less an emote on his twitch channel and it may violate his TOS with that site by attempting to do so...

The autistic stalker should still neck themselves though, it's not like anything of value would be lost from it. I won't go and look it up but I'm certain Paypal puts a part in there about you don't have permission to use their service marks for anything too, so dmca on twitch isn't the biggest problem here from his WWE Champions whaling perspective potentially.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

All the 2800+ hours means is that his stream is turned on ~9 hours a day, 6 days a week. Sounds impressive until you remember that he routinely leaves "music" on for 45-60 minutes on day stream and 30 minutes on night stream. He also takes a 30-40 minute break on day stream and apparently another one on night stream. We're already down to only 7 hours of stream time where he is actually present. Then you have typically another 1-1.5 hours of his therapy yammering that he substitutes for actual human interaction.

So, generously, we're looking at like 5-6 hours of actual games. That works out to about 1900 hours a year.

It's also less impressive when you consider that most of the top streamers that I am aware of also stream for 8-10 hours a day, 6 days a week, and the ones I have watched typically jump right into game play. So Phil isn't working harder or smarter.

Don't forget a couple of sick days every couple of months, a few missed streams for "personal shit", his marathons where he takes a break like every hour.

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

Am I the only one who notices how unhinged Phil is becoming...well more so than usual???

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

As has been said before, a vast majority of tractors don't get legitimately upset if Phil gets money. It's more that the tractors get bewildered that he STILL gets money in light of how obvious of a scammer he is. It's the luck o' the pigroach. Most are content to sit back and just scratch our collective heads, but there is the silent but violent minority that actively scheme to take him down.

Personally, I just love the constant contradicting and warping of Phil’s assertion that “people pay me as a reward for a good stream.”
Yes, that’s why the bulk of viewer donations are from people who only show up in the last 10 minutes. It’s because they love your gameplay so much, and for no other reason. After all, Darksydephil is a streamer who puts gameplay first, not drama. Also tip him for the drama of making invisible internet people mad.
(And of course, if the stream’s a slow one it’s the game’s fault and not Phil’s.)

Am I the only one who notices how unhinged Phil is becoming...well more so than usual???

It’s just the natural progression of someone who takes everything for granted. His whales hold him to no standard, so might as well rant about what you want and stall as much as you want.

 

[DeeTracktor]

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Triple question marks

The salt, the salt...

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

I watched a video by HealthyGamerGG today,he is a harvard phsycologist that deals mostly with gamers and he said that in order to learn how to be conscientious you neee to do things for other people,because when you do things just for yourself you can always postpone it but when its about helping someone else you feel obliged to do it,and doing things compounds with doing other things and thats how you acquire the habit of being conscientious.

Its no wonder than someone as selfish as Phil is also the laziest mother fucker to ever live, everything was always done by mommy and daddy or his glorified house maid so he never had to do anything for himself and Im sure he never did anything for anyone else either.

 

[OverlySensitive]

Am I the only one who notices how unhinged Phil is becoming...well more so than usual???

Yeah, I've noticed his agitation has been growing but I don't really know why since im really not a "long time" viewer. It cant just be over his taxes and gacha habit but it may very well be. I still try and apply normal behaviors to Phil and you never should.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Dude. You are FUNDING A GAMBLING ADDICT. This is some insane shit. You are worsening a person's mental health, financial state, marriage, and wasteful spending.

These people should feel fucking ashamed that they're contributing to the total despair and ruin of a pathological gambler. I used to laugh it off but this one with the fucking airbrushed DSP emote just made me see red for a second. Every single one of them should feel legitimate remorse.

This is how lives are actually ruined, not laughing about a dude jerking it on stream.

I find it helps to remember that these people are too dumb to understand that Phil is an addict. They may believe he plays gacha, but they don't buy the $40k figure, and even if they did, they still wouldn't be able to conclude that their Gout Lord has a problem. It's beyond their comprehension.

This is what happens when you act like a stupid asshole on the internet for twelve years. Everybody smart enough to recognize your issues roots against you instead of looking out for you.

He's reaping what he sowed. 100%.

Am I the only one who notices how unhinged Phil is becoming...well more so than usual???

His addiction got stronger from being so well fed last year, and now it's mad about the supply being less than that.

Triple question marks

The salt, the salt...

I don't know if he is mad so much as he is terrified of the thought of changing anything about how he lives his life. When he's quick to shut down any such suggestions, what I see is fear, like when he says that playing offline with friends is never coming back. He knows damn well how much lying he has done about his own abilities and that playing that way would expose him.

@Tatu Carreta The running from Divinity that Phil has been doing for months now, just by itself, dispels any possibility that he is capable of being motivated to do for others.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I watched a video by HealthyGamerGG today,he is a harvard phsycologist that deals mostly with gamers and he said that in order to learn how to be conscientious you neee to do things for other people,because when you do things just for yourself you can always postpone it but when its about helping someone else you feel obliged to do it,and doing things compounds with doing other things and thats how you acquire the habit of being conscientious.

Its no wonder than someone as selfish as Phil is also the laziest mother fucker to ever live, everything was always done by mommy and daddy or his glorified house maid so he never had to do anything for himself and Im sure he never did anything for anyone else either.

That guy's been brought up a few times here and as much as I'd or just about anyone else on here would like to see piggy roast like a whore in church getting psychoanalyzed it'll never happen. Best bet is someone pays that lady who does the liars analysis of people to watch a couple of his videos and critique them.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Phil's 2800+ hours of content doesn't really mean shit.
The dude's fucking boring, the most interesting thing about Phil's stream is his chat being full of trolls and trolling paypigs. His commentary is genuinely terrible, it's hard to watch him raw because of it. He never really does anything fun, and the vest was just something that the chat told him to do, they even paid for it. I can exercise for like 30+ hours a week if I consider walking and incident-ing exercise.
He schedules everything to an autistic degree and most importantly, DSP DOES NOT HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE. There's no reason that Phil has to not stream besides feeling kinda lazy one day, his stupid fucking wife hates him, his handicapped cat avoids him, the last time he had a friend that wasn't exchanging money with him was actually 8 years ago, the only interaction he has with other humans is split between the fucksticks that make fun of him and the literal retards in his chat that worship him.
He doesn't actually DO work, which is why he tries to justify his shitty content by saying he makes a lot of it, to FEEL like he's doing more than just playing games and doing shoutouts, it's not like he actually makes anything besides his schedule. It's the same fucking thing he did when he started, quality over quantity.

In short: Philip is a delusional asshole that has socially neutered himself by building a fortress of autists that live to please him and his gouty dick.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Been away from this thread forever but just popped in to ask if Phil's been to his ENT yet or is that sometime next month? If he has have they given him a diagnosis for the ear infections?

I'm not 100% sure on this so someone please correct me if I'm wrong but I think that early this month he said he's gonna visit the ENT near the end of the month. Since this is the last week of the month that means that he'll have to do it this week unless he's lying. Most likely on Tuesday (tomorrow) since it's his day off and he can't miss out on collecting gacha money.

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Korone, that dog VTuber from Hololive is a fucking machine when it comes to how much she streams, she often does 10+ hour streams with barely any breaks, as in she takes a 5 minute bathroom break every 5 hours at best, she also doesn't spend an hour playing music and then 2 more hours rambling like an Alzheimer's patient at chat, she actually INTERACTS with it. Crazy concept! Dave would die if he had to do something like that. Her managers often have to tell her to knock it the fuck off because they worry for her health. She also has over 1mil subs and makes bank on every stream, I bet Dave's jealous of those immature clowns with anime avatars getting tons of money that he thinks should be his. I mean yeah true there are a lot of people who probably just watch for the funny anime noises, but she also puts actual goddamn work in and her fans appreciate that. That's why those kooky anime girls and boys are taking Youtube by storm.

How does someone even reach such a grand level of delusion? Phil thinks the whole world is out to get him. If these bugs and latency issues are so big in all the multiplayer games he plays, how come he's always on the recieving end of them, instead of benefiting from them? How come his bullets never curve around walls to kill people? The only logical explanation is that there's a giant conspiracy between game developers, against DSP.

On the CoD stream before yesterday's I think he made up some stupid pigsplanation regarding asymmetrical connections and latency which basically boiled down to him claiming that there's 2 servers, one with latency for Dave which fucks him over, and another where those nudniks have perfect 0 ping connections so they can more easily Dunk on Dave™

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

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...So tell me again why giving this mental defective, attentionslutting retard fuck with a sexual predilection towards children, the attention of an e-card was funny? Other than you (Royal You, not necessarily OP) thought it would piss off Tubbo & pissing off Tubbo is funny?

Because yeah nope, cannot wrap my head around that one. Especially not when I see these fucking tweets.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

...So tell me again why giving this mental defective, attentionslutting retard fuck with a sexual predilection towards children, the attention of an e-card was funny? Other than you (Royal You, not necessarily OP) thought it would piss off Tubbo & pissing off Tubbo is funny?

Because yeah nope, cannot wrap my head around that one. Especially not when I see these fucking tweets.

Wanna laugh (or lose hope (or both)) even harder? Check out this latest tweet that DerichWatch highlighted

Same energy as Dave telling him "Hey Derich, thanks for stopping by"

 

[Kosher Dill]

he never had to do anything for himself and Im sure he never did anything for anyone else either.

He doesn't even help people in WWE Champions.

 

[UaineRunei]

Same energy as Dave telling him "Hey Derich, thanks for stopping by"

Maybe she thought he was a bot spamming her twitter and just replied to make sure lol

Btw, slow down Derich. Leave some women (and men) to the rest of the world.