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Episode 4 had him eating a deli sandwich from a food chain. Problem is they can be about as healthy for you as a burger can be. Besides that episode though, I think it was pure fast food.
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Episode 4 had him eating a deli sandwich from a food chain. Problem is they can be about as healthy for you as a burger can be. Besides that episode though, I think it was pure fast food.
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Just thinking out loud. These are the things he could do to salvage his Youtube "career." He's not going to do any of these suggestions but it's interesting to ponder.
1: come out and say "I am an egotistical asshole who needed a kick to the balls and my bank account to see the error of my ways. I am deeply sorry to anyone I've insulted including guys in the KWO. I apologize for the actions of some of my fans like Kghaleon. I apologize for every racist, misogynistic, and homophobic thing I've ever said. And I apologize for every lie I've been caught on."
2: release 2-3 videos per day in 30 minute to hour long chunks.
3: do vlogs on more than just fast food and house tours. He mentions that he and Leanna watch a lot of Netflix, right? Why not do a vlog about what shows or movies he's watching? Or maybe do a highlight vlog for unappreciated shows or movies?
4: make exclusive content for Patreon followers. Who cares if some guy leaks them? He has to do something.
5: stop begging for views and donations.
6: stop being an asshole when playing games.
Like I said, this is NEVER going to happen.
1: come out and say "I am an egotistical asshole who needed a kick to the balls and my bank account to see the error of my ways. I am deeply sorry to anyone I've insulted including guys in the KWO. I apologize for the actions of some of my fans like Kghaleon. I apologize for every racist, misogynistic, and homophobic thing I've ever said. And I apologize for every lie I've been caught on."
2: release 2-3 videos per day in 30 minute to hour long chunks.
3: do vlogs on more than just fast food and house tours. He mentions that he and Leanna watch a lot of Netflix, right? Why not do a vlog about what shows or movies he's watching? Or maybe do a highlight vlog for unappreciated shows or movies?
4: make exclusive content for Patreon followers. Who cares if some guy leaks them? He has to do something.
5: stop begging for views and donations.
6: stop being an asshole when playing games.
Like I said, this is NEVER going to happen.
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Am I out of touch? No, it's the YouTube people who are wrong.
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Daily reminder that DSP is living a healthy life and prevents the gout. He really cares!
That sandwich is gross and depressing, he could improve his channel by just not showcasing shit tier food. Like make your own really good brown sugar bacon sandwich instead of something that is probably made by a 15 year old with dirty hands.
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I wouldn't mind seeing an internet show where the host buys a sandwich from a fast food joint, and then makes one themself as part of this food competition thing. Even Phil attempting it would be interesting.
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What a tard
Game actually tells you to do Riddler for the full ending. If you pay attention to what Batman says at the end. But do you expect Phil to listen and pay attention? Of course not! Stuff like this is what makes him a lolcow.
Game actually tells you to do Riddler for the full ending. If you pay attention to what Batman says at the end. But do you expect Phil to listen and pay attention? Of course not! Stuff like this is what makes him a lolcow.
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Now that can't be explained by him being burned out; alternate endings have been a thing for decades at this point; he has no fucking excuse outside of medical accident.
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It's not the alternate ending. It's the actual ending, you have to do all Riddler trophies in this game. It is quite stupid (I personally hate collect-a-thons) but game explains it when you beat the story without all trophies. So the message is pretty clear, tough but not a bug. Just deal with it Phil, I mean all you do is vidya, vidya, *burp* and more vidya. So stop making shit up and do your fucking "job". You lazy cunt.
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What I hate most about these videos he does with fast food is that he never tries to make it funny or entertaining. With his weight and lack of exercise, it adds to how gross the videos can get when it's just him eating the shit and rating it at the end.Daily reminder that DSP is living a healthy life and prevents the gout. He really cares!
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Took a peak at his channel (didn't watch any of the vids of course) and noticed that not only does he dump about 10-20 vids per day on average but the average length of each vid is anywhere from 10 minutes to 45 minutes. Not including a 2 hour long stream he might throw on the pile...
It really boggles the mind as to what is his thought process here. No one has the time to watch all of that. Game Grumps still puts out 10 minute videos but they only put out 3-4 vids per day so it's easy to catch up.
It really boggles the mind as to what is his thought process here. No one has the time to watch all of that. Game Grumps still puts out 10 minute videos but they only put out 3-4 vids per day so it's easy to catch up.
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DarksydePhil can get away with it because his content is higher quality than Game Grumps.
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Phil is basically going around Twitter telling people "i must put effort to actually unlock Arkham Knight true ending? Must be a game bug".
I wish i was kidding.
I wish i was kidding.
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It may be hard to watch through a Game Grumps video sometimes, but at least they acknowledge when they're dumb and fuck up and don't usually blame nonexistent game bugs.
"Quality" is foreign concept to Phil.
I still don't understand why people actually LIKE these DPS tries it videos... It's just Phil cramming his face with fast food. How is that entertainment?
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Because Phils viewers are rabid fanboys and would like videos of phil taking a shit.
Its nothing to do with the content its all about Phil and his cult of personality.
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Phil is always "working" or taking care of his daughter, he has no time for that.
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I want to see him actually do a series of videos where he eats horrible fast food, then shows you the shit he takes afterward and reviews it and complains about bugged intestinal mechanics. I don't mean I actually want to see it personally, I want to see his fanboy retards gush about how great it is.
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that would be awesome.
some people take apart some burger and analize it, and teach you how to make it at home.
10000000x times better than BURPFARTARFARFGOUTARFBUGARFFARTARF
SO GUYS THERES THIS BUG WHERE YOU HAVE TO DEFEAT GANON TO GET THE ENDINGWhat a tard
Game actually tells you to do Riddler for the full ending. If you pay attention to what Batman says at the end. But do you expect Phil to listen and pay attention? Of course not! Stuff like this is what makes him a lolcow.
i don't even like game grumps and i find this comment dumb
phil could walk into a building and start shooting up people.. and his fanboys would sing his praises while jerking furiously to him.
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If he shoots as well as he plays FPS games, those people would never have been safer in their lives.
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He'd be more likely to kill himself than anyone else.
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