/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Any chance of the lolsuit going anywhere?

Actually, I'd wager there's a high chance. Market-rigging is illegal, outright.

 

[NeverHappened]

This looks like a guy who has been covering this thing. Just published

Brokers MANIPULATING MARKET to save hedge fund billionaires & punish retail traders @ wallstreetbets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enLiJfijWBI

How embed?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

So lets say reddit wins. What will be the outcome? Major market correction? Bailouts? What?

Nothing will change and Melvin will reband to something far more gay sounding name with the rats going to similar other ships. Reddit will be called hyper mega incel nazis and Robinhood and other groups will just shrug at any/all investigation. Biden's team will jerk off and Gensler will be like "Um - Welp, you know, we are going to BE HARD on people who do illegal things, I think.". Reddit admins will nuke everyone associated with WSB and twitter checkmarks will complain that Trump somehow caused Gamergate peeps to go out on a final bang.

Same old, same old.

 

[m4sk]

https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

This hits different now that I'm down hundreds

 

[thismanlies]

Since Melvin closed their position on Tuesday, which other hedges and or who is this hurting now?

I'm pretty sure Melvin lied.

 

[Niggermancer]

The saddest part is that they canceled me out; I'm loving this coaster ride but it'd be better if I had skin in the game. Bastards.

 

[DeadFish]

Economic revenge against anyone not in the top 5%. If you don't punish everyone it is a missed opportunity to teach a lesson.

Them doing that is just asking for an angry mob

You cant threaten (nor punish ) people who got nothing to lose and see you as a mortal threat.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

https://twitter.com/LJMoynihan/status/1354836830169006081

 

[Johan Schmidt]

So I've spend the last twenty minutes or so trying to figure out how to buy stock in the UK and what I have learned is that everyone and their mom doesn't want to explain shit in basic English.

 

[X Prime]

https://twitter.com/ArkhonDH/status/1354834763245359111

 

[quickthrowaway]

Since Melvin closed their position on Tuesday, which other hedges and or who is this hurting now?

Melvin is lying they haven't closed yet.

 

[capitalBBustard]

Would this company screw you?

 

[Dark Edea]

Them doing that is just asking for an angry mob

You cant threaten (nor punish ) people who got nothing to lose and see you as a mortal threat.

Like I say in the politics thread: you see it, I see it and the guy down the street sees it.

But the people that matter don't see it.

 

[haurchefant]

https://twitter.com/ArkhonDH/status/1354834763245359111

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Holy fucking shit are they fucking insane?

 

[DeadFish]

https://twitter.com/ArkhonDH/status/1354834763245359111

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Holy shit I called it. Now what? Besides law suits?

 

[Gangster Talk]

As always, out comes the spiteful cripple to give the Worst Take Possible in support of those poor hedge fund jews.

https://twitter.com/fr_brennan/status/1354837305987633152

Fredrick Brennan on Twitter: "Hilary's take is good and important. Al…

archived 28 Jan 2021 18:50:00 UTC

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[LurkTrawl]

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This timeline...

Cool story guys, now let's see it actually happen.

 

[Bloody bunny]

So I've spend the last twenty minutes or so trying to figure out how to buy stock in the UK and what I have learned is that everyone and their mom doesn't want to explain shit in basic English.

Wow I mean its kids like its always been kinda bullshit huh?

 

[Prince Vegeta]

Nothing will change and Melvin will reband to something far more gay sounding name with the rats going to similar other ships. Reddit will be called hyper mega incel nazis and Robinhood and other groups will just shrug at any/all investigation. Biden's team will jerk off and Gensler will be like "Um - Welp, you know, we are going to BE HARD on people who do illegal things, I think.". Reddit admins will nuke everyone associated with WSB and twitter checkmarks will complain that Trump somehow caused Gamergate peeps to go out on a final bang.

Same old, same old.

That's pretty accurate.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Holy shit I called it. Now what? Besides law suits?

Their user agreement probably says something that gets them out of this scott free and everyone goes back to normal