/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

this is the only time i'll let it slide but if they start referencing harry pooper im out
This is like when the death eaters (Wall Street) came to the ministry of magic and Ron, Hermione, and Harry (Americans) were trying to stop them. They were outmatched but then the Order of the Phoenix (Europe) came to save them. I still cry when I see Sirius Black die.

Yeah, I have severe autism. What about it?
 
It's time, hedgecucks
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So lets say reddit wins. What will be the outcome? Major market correction? Bailouts? What?
I doubt anything can happen.

Regulate Big Tech? Biden owes his presidency to Big Tech. Muzzling Dorsey and Zuckerberg will just mean anti-Biden memes get splashed on everyones feed.

Bailouts? With the Corona Virus lockdowns still fucking average Americans over? Might as well let Trump take office again instead of waiting four years.

Restrict access to the stock market? For what reason? Millions of people acted on the advice of a reddit forum. This is no different from CNBC bullshit television programs.

Maybe put "circuit breakers" in to keep the prices on individual stocks from bouncing up and down, but again, that would fuck over financial firms because it would force them to slow down.

I get the feeling that there isn't a solution to this. This is just the market getting flooded by millions of people acting in concert.

Fucking hell, are these just forms?
 
>tfw it'll be the next Occupy Wallstreet
no god no no no no please god no i'm fucking begging you let us have something good for once please
"We're here with one of the organizers behind the WSB movement currently buying GameStop stocks. What's your name miss?"

"I'm not a miss, I'm a panromantic demissexual fayeself and you may call me Ketchup. Our mission here is to bring equality...."

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