Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Now you know ladies of Spokane. When Lucas Werner comes at you, tell him you are on your period.

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Oh look Lucas has to show how generous he is. He's taking food the college provides for students in need and he's going to "share" with the homeless at the shelter. He's not a "greedmonger" like the young guys, so why aren't the Gen Z baes not lining up to fuck him.

I didn't realize that Lucas took all 4 of those bags of food. I thought he was just taking a picture of the bags that were being offered, but no, he took four of the bags that are only offered once a month.
Also, he starts gibbering about how he's taking this food away from the greed mongers with their cars and multiple girlfriends. Why would the greedy capitalists with cars need food parcels?
 
Lucas taking that food to give to the ragman shelter really pisses me off. Maybe someone should show this to whoever runs that at SCC. If the cow wants to misuse this privlege then maybe it should be taken from him.

Edit:. If he had a home and a place to store food, taking that much would maybe be acceptable. But him taking it not for his own use isn't. God, he is just such a degenerate.
 
In last video he walked down some steps and a short distance to "donate" the bags which included feminine products. There are no steps to the Cannon Shelter. He "donated" the bags to some other place.
All that stuff was meant for students at the school who really need it. Students who probably actually need it and work and don't eat $70 plates of prime rib 4 times a month. And this cow just gathers as much up as possible to take to virtue signal.
 
Lucas taking that food to give to the ragman shelter really pisses me off. Maybe someone should show this to whoever runs that at SCC. If the cow wants to misuse this privlege then maybe it should be taken from him.

Edit:. If he had a home and a place to store food, taking that much would maybe be acceptable. But him taking it not for his own use isn't. God, he is just such a degenerate.
There were 3 bags meant to help 3 students. Even if he had his own place it would still show his greed taking the 3 bags.

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Correction: He did take the bags to the Cannon St. Shelter. Looked at the video again and at approx the :03 mark the edge of a Cannon shelter bed can be seen. Somewhere within the shelter there are steps leading to another area.

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What would you do Lucas. You have no skill to barter with and can't even take care of yourself. Like you do now, in a barter system you would have to depend on other people to provide for you or you'd be dead in no time.

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There were 3 bags meant to help 3 students. Even if he had his own place it would still show his greed taking the 3 bags.

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Correction: He did take the bags to the Cannon St. Shelter. Looked at the video again and at approx the :03 mark the edge of a Cannon shelter bed can be seen. Somewhere within the shelter there are steps leading to another area.

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What would you do Lucas. You have no skill to barter with and can't even take care of yourself. Like you do now, in a barter system you would have to depend on other people to provide for you or you'd be dead in no time.

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yes lucas, your skills at making up shitty board games provide so much value to society. How someone like lucas constantly rationalizes that hes better then other people when he hasnt had any job in 20 years is beyond me.
 
Now you know ladies of Spokane. When Lucas Werner comes at you, tell him you are on your period.

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Oh look Lucas has to show how generous he is. He's taking food the college provides for students in need and he's going to "share" with the homeless at the shelter. He's not a "greedmonger" like the young guys, so why aren't the Gen Z baes not lining up to fuck him.


'I'm going to give a bunch to the homeless shelter cause I can't eat it all'

In other words he is exploiting the program he doesn't need and isn't supposed to be using because he gets EBT and a tard pension, specifically so he doesn't need to use food banks

In other words 'I'm going to take all this food away from students who actually need it when I don't, can't eat it myself and have no place to store it, but i'm taking all this stuff away from people who need it so I can try to put up videos manipulating people into thinking i'm doing a good thing so they'll date me!'

ffs he should be reported to the college food bank for this. He is not supposed to be using those services, has no reason to be doing so and is taking away what little they have from students who actually need it

Every time lucas gets one of these 'schemes' that he thinks will make him look good it only shows how much of a scumbag he really is

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Merely mentioning another dude is enough to trigger Lucas's omega male anxieties and send him feebly snorting and stomping. I can only imagine his response if a flatbill were to use Lucas's IG to host his own courtship displays and flexes, or if one flirted with a bae in his comments.

That would be hilarious, i'm surprised nobody has made some burner accounts to do that and see how he reacts yet. I can see it now, an account using the picture of an early 20s skater with a flatbill cap who replies to several of lucas's insane posts using some of lucas's own delusional zoomer speak, only to have another user using a picture of an 18 year old model with an account info page talking about how she wants to have kids and is interested in empathy and socialism, etc.. show up doing the same and starts replying to the flatbill about how shes never had a man use those terms on her before and it gets her attention in a big way, starts flirting with him and says something like 'i'm so lucky I stumbled on this losers IG and found you here of all places! want to hit starbucks and hook up next week? i've got some extra space at my apartment if you want to move in soon'

Lucas would be utterly furious if he read that on his IG. he would blow a fucking gasket and would be ranting for days in videos about how everyone is swooping baes out from under him. He might even lose his shit momentarily in public if he happened to be at the college or whatever when he sees the IG exchange

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You are right.

Did you notice at the end he sad there was 'food and feminine hygiene products' in the bags he was donating? So not only did he take food from students who needed it, when he clearly did not - or he would not be donating it, he took stuff meant specifically for women who can't afford said hygiene products - and to an ALL MALE SHELTER no less. and he recorded it to feed his narcissism and for trying to make him look like he was doing a good thing

There you have it folks - the super male feminist ally lucas werner takes away food and feminine hygiene products he did not need, wasn't supposed to have and had literally no use for, from low income female students who do need it and gives it to an all male shelter, who doesn't have any use for said female products. For someone who rants about others being greedy, he sure does everything he can to be as greedy as possible

Like I said, shit like this needs to be reported to the college
 
It's amusing that so many of Lucas's attempts to demonstrate value/make himself look good involve food. Amusing, but unsurprising, because he is a fat faggot

Lucas leaves pep sticks laying around, and baits traps for Gen Z baes with candy and soda. He drops cold Taco Bell next to snoring hobos. He boasts about giving away EBT purchased food so often it was once part of his bio: Hello, I'm Lucas Werner. I haven't had sex in X years, I've lost X pounds, and I've given away $X in food. He photographs his culinary embarrassments and proudly presents them to the public, before noisily devouring them. All of this is meant to convey this important message: Lucas is plenty good. Lucas! Vagina!

Food is important to Lucas, and as such, he has a strong desire to be in control of it and redistribute it. Behold, I took this food from one place and moved it to another. I have done a good deed. I am plenty good. Lucas! Vagina!
 
How the Insane Freak plans to survive:
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There might be homeless women at the shelter. I say might because from the checking I've done on the Cannon Shelter I haven't found anything as to how the shelter is set up. If it's a male only shelter or not. We've heard a woman's voice (stop burning food) and when he "donated" the food/feminine products. She may be staff in charge of the women's sleeping area.
 
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That would be hilarious, i'm surprised nobody has made some burner accounts to do that and see how he reacts yet. I can see it now, an account using the picture of an early 20s skater with a flatbill cap who replies to several of lucas's insane posts using some of lucas's own delusional zoomer speak, only to have another user using a picture of an 18 year old model with an account info page talking about how she wants to have kids and is interested in empathy and socialism, etc.. show up doing the same and starts replying to the flatbill about how shes never had a man use those terms on her before and it gets her attention in a big way, starts flirting with him and says something like 'i'm so lucky I stumbled on this losers IG and found you here of all places! want to hit starbucks and hook up next week? i've got some extra space at my apartment if you want to move in soon'

Lucas would be utterly furious if he read that on his IG. he would blow a fucking gasket and would be ranting for days in videos about how everyone is swooping baes out from under him. He might even lose his shit momentarily in public if he happened to be at the college or whatever when he sees the IG exchange
This.
Look how our boy Greer chimps out when one of his instythots is pictured with/ talks to a male friend /relative. Sweet milk would follow.....
 
There were 3 bags meant to help 3 students. Even if he had his own place it would still show his greed taking the 3 bags.

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Correction: He did take the bags to the Cannon St. Shelter. Looked at the video again and at approx the :03 mark the edge of a Cannon shelter bed can be seen. Somewhere within the shelter there are steps leading to another area.

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What would you do Lucas. You have no skill to barter with and can't even take care of yourself. Like you do now, in a barter system you would have to depend on other people to provide for you or you'd be dead in no time.

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Seriously lmao I laughed out loud when I saw that. At least the people he listed aren’t complete idiots and know how to work. They also likely have resources and contacts. Lucas Werner the “anarchist” is one of my favorite personas of his bc he wouldn’t survive a second of an anarchist society. If a group of people had ample resources and time to fuck around they might use him for amusement/some menial tasks before offing him and turning him into dog food, but it’s unlikely he would even make it that far...
 
Oh yes, we heard about this guy over on r/nicsequeiraisatroll. Recently Lucas Werner claims Nicolas Sequeira bought him 2 burritos with all the fixings on GrubHub in exchange for a Nicolas Comics commercial. Nic says he doesn't use mobile apps like GrubHub, and claims he doesn't even have a phone, but that skeezy liar lies about everything else, so odds are Nic chose to associate himself with this insane pedophile, and bought him food all the way up in Spokane. I just know Nic will blame one of US over on reddit and claim it was all a setup, that some of our members bought those burritos under his name to make him look bad- but all these pedos are alike, and they all buy food for each other. Nic posted on r/fellowkids once, so I know he's definitely a pedo, 100%, beyond the shadow of a doubt.

Lol. Awesome. I love Nic. He pisses you redditors off like no tommorow.
 
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