Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

There were 3 bags meant to help 3 students. Even if he had his own place it would still show his greed taking the 3 bags.

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Correction: He did take the bags to the Cannon St. Shelter. Looked at the video again and at approx the :03 mark the edge of a Cannon shelter bed can be seen. Somewhere within the shelter there are steps leading to another area.

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What would you do Lucas. You have no skill to barter with and can't even take care of yourself. Like you do now, in a barter system you would have to depend on other people to provide for you or you'd be dead in no time.

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Classist of him to imagine hedge fund managers have zero skills. I’m sure more than one of them is probably way into camping and can make fires, split wood, other things. Just because they don’t do it for a living, doesn’t mean they don’t do it.
Bankers know how to keep shit safe - Lucas gets his shit stolen all the time.
Venture capitalists know how to manage resources - Lucas splurges on motel rooms and Clonkerdugger feasts.
Hedge fund managers know how to observe cryptic trends and predict outcomes - Lucas can't even detect a half-assed catfish.
Stock brokers know how to calculate risk - Lucas can't even calculate.

All these people have skills that would make them able to perform and continue providing services in a barter economy (especially considering in a barter economy SOMEONE would end up acting as an intermediary between all the goods being produced); even in a hunter-gatherer society, said skills would still be useful for planning and leading.

Furthermore, even if hypothetically Lucas found himself in a barter society, then he would still be useless. What does Lucas Werner produce, lousy boardgames? Even if he existed in one where women can literally be traded (like in parts of central Africa, where you can still barter cattle & land for a bride) then he would still be cock-blocked because Lucas would be capable of producing zero resources worth trading for wife.
 
I'm so mad Youtube autodeleted this comment.

I mean, if tubby wants to fly me out to Spokane, I'd...actually not go, we're in the middle of a pandemic for a start, and also I don't really care to know what he smells like up close.

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I can't believe he still thinks I live in Spokane...
 
You know what's great Lucas, the IRL block. People can/and do block you IRL. Starbucks blocked (banned) you. The Globe (where you took that selfie) blocked you followed by all the other bars in Spokane blocking you. Pioneer Pathway House blocked you (kicked you out) and you've been black listed. Homeless shelters block you, etc.
So yea Lucas, how about that IRL block.
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I'm so mad Youtube autodeleted this comment.

I mean, if tubby wants to fly me out to Spokane, I'd...actually not go, we're in the middle of a pandemic for a start, and also I don't really care to know what he smells like up close.

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I can't believe he still thinks I live in Spokane...

Imagine the levels of stupid and insane a person has to be in order to think that its a sane and normal thing to do to demand someone come down to debate you outside of a homeless shelter to argue with a literal deranged hobo

That said, its very clear why he wants to do such a thing outside the shelter and isn't, say, demanding to do it someplace like a restaurant where he could gorge himself the whole time - he wants to do things that way so he can deliberately act like an entitled twat and provoke anybody stupid enough to take him up on his 'offer' and then when he pisses them off to the point they start threatening him or making it clear its time for lucas to shut his mouth or else, he'll run inside and demand the staff help him, call the cops for him and let him pretend to be some kind of persecuted victim, so he can rant on the internet demanding gibs for it

Lucas clearly doesn't consider the fact that his little plan has a major flaw: that someone will simply walk over and drop him with a fist or a brick to the face for mouthing off at him as soon as he starts acting like a loon. Lucas doesn't understand that anyone willing to take him up on his offer - especially if they aren't actually in spokane already, is either as mental as lucas is for going along with it, or takes him up on it for the very purpose of beating the shit out of him on the spot and may not care that they get arrested afterwards, or they wouldn't have gone there in the first place. Such people likely have a bone to pick with him for one reason or another. He clearly doesn't realize just how quickly and easily someone can beat his ass if they want to, and that trying to bolt into the shelter isn't necessarily going to spare him from that if the other person is pissed off enough. Not to mention after such an incident, if lucas calls the cops its just as likely to lead to lucas getting in trouble for creating the whole situation in the first place as the other guy is for beating his ass. Not to mention its a real easy way to get him another forced psych eval given his history

The funny thing is its blatantly obvious what lucas's intent is here. He wouldn't dare say shit like that to any of the hobos in the shelter he's in, he'd have gotten his ass beaten or stabbed in an alley by now if he did

That said, what exactly is he even talking about here? What is there to 'debate?' even if someone did legitimately take him up on it without the intent to beat the shit out of him on the spot? Does he think he is going to talk his way out of his mountain of evidence of being a creep? He's right back to his weird views on how conversations work. I really think he believes there is some magic way to say things during a conversation to make things go exactly how he wants them to - either for dating, getting away with things, or convincing others that his past actions didn't happen like its some kind of fallout speech check
 
You know what's great Lucas, the IRL block. People can/and do block you IRL. Starbucks blocked (banned) you. The Globe (where you took that selfie) blocked you followed by all the other bars in Spokane blocking you. Pioneer Pathway House blocked you (kicked you out) and you've been black listed. Homeless shelters block you, etc.
So yea Lucas, how about that IRL block.
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His entire family blocked him, now we are waiting for his arteries block him.
 
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There were 3 bags meant to help 3 students. Even if he had his own place it would still show his greed taking the 3 bags.

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Correction: He did take the bags to the Cannon St. Shelter. Looked at the video again and at approx the :03 mark the edge of a Cannon shelter bed can be seen. Somewhere within the shelter there are steps leading to another area.

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What would you do Lucas. You have no skill to barter with and can't even take care of yourself. Like you do now, in a barter system you would have to depend on other people to provide for you or you'd be dead in no tim

Imagine the levels of stupid and insane a person has to be in order to think that its a sane and normal thing to do to demand someone come down to debate you outside of a homeless shelter to argue with a literal deranged hobo

That said, its very clear why he wants to do such a thing outside the shelter and isn't, say, demanding to do it someplace like a restaurant where he could gorge himself the whole time - he wants to do things that way so he can deliberately act like an entitled twat and provoke anybody stupid enough to take him up on his 'offer' and then when he pisses them off to the point they start threatening him or making it clear its time for lucas to shut his mouth or else, he'll run inside and demand the staff help him, call the cops for him and let him pretend to be some kind of persecuted victim, so he can rant on the internet demanding gibs for it

Lucas clearly doesn't consider the fact that his little plan has a major flaw: that someone will simply walk over and drop him with a fist or a brick to the face for mouthing off at him as soon as he starts acting like a loon. Lucas doesn't understand that anyone willing to take him up on his offer - especially if they aren't actually in spokane already, is either as mental as lucas is for going along with it, or takes him up on it for the very purpose of beating the shit out of him on the spot and may not care that they get arrested afterwards, or they wouldn't have gone there in the first place. Such people likely have a bone to pick with him for one reason or another. He clearly doesn't realize just how quickly and easily someone can beat his ass if they want to, and that trying to bolt into the shelter isn't necessarily going to spare him from that if the other person is pissed off enough. Not to mention after such an incident, if lucas calls the cops its just as likely to lead to lucas getting in trouble for creating the whole situation in the first place as the other guy is for beating his ass. Not to mention its a real easy way to get him another forced psych eval given his history

The funny thing is its blatantly obvious what lucas's intent is here. He wouldn't dare say shit like that to any of the hobos in the shelter he's in, he'd have gotten his ass beaten or stabbed in an alley by now if he did

That said, what exactly is he even talking about here? What is there to 'debate?' even if someone did legitimately take him up on it without the intent to beat the shit out of him on the spot? Does he think he is going to talk his way out of his mountain of evidence of being a creep? He's right back to his weird views on how conversations work. I really think he believes there is some magic way to say things during a conversation to make things go exactly how he wants them to - either for dating, getting away with things, or convincing others that his past actions didn't happen like its some kind of fallout speech check
Lucas also doesn't understand that most people's daily lives and decisions are structured around jobs and loved ones, which statistically speaking klikitat probably has. We can't just hop on a Greyhound to another state to take part in a hobo fight.

I understand that Lucas' attacks on financiers is meant to express that they don't create value by acting as middlemen, but saying that only people who would produce value in a post-collapse agrarian barter society produce value now is a weird take. Pilots and laparoscopic surgeons wouldn't be very useful then, but they objectively produce value for humanity. (By the same token, lots of jobs in an agrarian economy aren't useful now. Who wants to be a fuller?)
 
What is there to debate with Klickitat? He just reuploads what Lucas says, and adds a few graphics reminding Lucas that it's not in the cards for him.

Lucas really let people calling him greedy get under his skin, for some reason. 3 videos on Walter Fate now. Of all the things that Lucas takes umbrage over.
 
What is there to debate with Klickitat? He just reuploads what Lucas says, and adds a few graphics reminding Lucas that it's not in the cards for him.

Lucas really let people calling him greedy get under his skin, for some reason. 3 videos on Walter Fate now. Of all the things that Lucas takes umbrage over.

The thing is Lucas blocks that part from his memory.

He went off on me for ages about how I was the one who started "it's not in the cards" and when I reuploaded the video from HIS channel of him talking about how it's something his mom says to him any time he mentions he wants a girlfriend, I know he saw it, I linked him to his original, and his response was what amounted to: "Nope, you started it."

He's probably hoping that if he cries about @Fatal Walter loudly enough that people will go with, "Oh yeah that Walter guy is totally a liar" and has no concept of the fact that nobody will go that route because Walter literally uses video clips and posts that Lucas himself posted to his own social media.
 
For the love of all that’s holy....did that fat faggot actually steal 3 bags of food and toiletries left out for students in need....just so he could pretend HE donated it to his homeless shelter? What in the actual fuck? He better get reported for that. That’s not what those bags were meant for. He needs to be reported for that.
 
For the love of all that’s holy....did that fat faggot actually steal 3 bags of food and toiletries left out for students in need....just so he could pretend HE donated it to his homeless shelter? What in the actual fuck? He better get reported for that. That’s not what those bags were meant for. He needs to be reported for that.
He took the food/toiletries for the sole purpose of making the video to "show up" Walter. A "look at me I'm not greedy, see how I donate to the shelter".
 
For the love of all that’s holy....did that fat faggot actually steal 3 bags of food and toiletries left out for students in need....just so he could pretend HE donated it to his homeless shelter? What in the actual fuck? He better get reported for that. That’s not what those bags were meant for. He needs to be reported for that.
Ideally, the college would tell him to knock it off and the bags aren’t for him.

Realistically, they will know he is homeless and, well, it seems like bags of food are meant for needy students, and by definition Lucas is a needy student. They might just tell him to take one bag next time, but nothing of any substance is going to come of it.

Also, I also love how he keeps mentioning his weight loss like he didn’t just gain half of it all back this last month.
I’m loving all this Lucas content lately, hope he doesn’t get his phone stolen again.
 
Marvelous. Just marvelous. Now Lucas's IG reflects his experience IRL.

It's like I saw this in a terrible vision, and now it's come to pass.
 
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For the love of all that’s holy....did that fat faggot actually steal 3 bags of food and toiletries left out for students in need....just so he could pretend HE donated it to his homeless shelter? What in the actual fuck? He better get reported for that. That’s not what those bags were meant for. He needs to be reported for that.

Of course he did. In Lucas's mind, the only causes worth supporting are ones that benefit him. So giving food and money to the homeless is a good thing as he's on the receiving end of it. Giving food to the flatbills with cars and the covid sluts who won't fuck him is wasteful. Plus, redistributing other people's charity lets him virtue signal.

It's the same logic as his ramblings yesterday about how Elon Musk isn't a genius. He's greedy and doesn't support the communist utopia that Lucas envisions will keep his fat ass fed, housed and will allow him to ram his MRSA infected fist up a teenaged girls asshole. Einstein was a genius because he was a socialist. Marx was a genius because he was a communist. Greta Thunberg is a genius because he's been wanting to fuck her since she was 14.

How the Insane Freak plans to survive:
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This is a guy who literally is incapable of feeding himself without charity. He has no skills, no work ethic and people can't stand to be around him. If the apocalypse comes he's either going to starve or he'll get beaten to death.
 
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