/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[God of Nothing]

Gold is the funko pop of rare metals.

lol, useless metal shiiiiny

 

[Revo]

Charlie is about to leave his abode and beat them with whips.

Spoiler: Archive: GME and the End of Robinhood

 

[draggs]

SEC sources telling the financial press that investigations for market manipulation are coming.

Investigations of WSB, of course. Not the dozen brokers that openly broke the law to manipulate the price of Gamestonk trying to save the hedgies from getting pruned with a chainsaw.



You WILL be made to know your role and shut your mouth, jabronis.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

How long until TPTB start paying off people to kill morale?

...or maybe they won't have to pay, given that the Antifa-aligned readily become defenders of the status quo when the occasion arises.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Still had the CNN tab open, when I noticed they have a "forecast" for GME.

 

[Bongocat]

 

[Blackhole]

Gold is the funko pop of rare metals.

Gold is tacky anyways. Silver looks cooler,and it kills werewolves!

 

[din365]

So what's the count on how many names the buyers of $GME have been called in the past few days?

Incels, racists, anti-semites, Nazis, anarchists, far-right provocateurs, Trump voters, etc.

They're trying the same playbook as they did during the BLM riots and it's not working.

I'm going to flip a fucking gasket when they bail out the hedge funds (and it will be when, because fuck the little guy).

At this point, i just take it as a guide to where these asshole's sore spots are.

The more they scream "cists, anti-semites, Nazis, anarchists, far-right provocateurs, Trump voters, etc.", the more I know what we're doing is hurting and where we need to go.

So, in just simple terms from what I understand, short-selling is when a short-stock investor borrows a stock from somebody with the expectation of their impending demise, they sell it at the high note, wait for it to tank, buy it back at a low point, and then give the tanked stocks back to the original owner and pocket the difference. What reddit did was that they bought the stocks and caused the prices to soar, and now these short-sellers have to buy these stocks that are now more expensive, because they have to give those stocks back that technically didn't belong to them in the first place.

This pretty much sums it up for me in terms of this whole situation.

 

[Stoneheart]

Do hedge funds have to show what they are buying? Could WSB and /biz/ just watch what they are shorting and buy it up just to fuck with them from now on?

Yes and Yes...

If this were believable the Federal Reserve wouldn't object to being audited as loudly as it does.

they also wouldnt have fought tooth and nails against the Bundesbank relocating gold.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I'm not smart or autistic enough to get into stocks myself, but I will happily cheer on these madlads from the sidelines.

The Left The Right
"Fuck the elites"​

 

[Merry]

Someone from /biz/ called Merrill Lynch support and they refused to let him buy GME or AMC. They confirmed that they're blocking stock purchases to PREVENT the short squeeze, and he fucking recorded it

did they really just admit to this on the fucking phone
are they actually fucking retarded
this makes 2008 look like a professionally and well done operation

 

[God of Nothing]

Gold is tacky anyways. Silver looks cooler,and it kills werewolves!

It degrades over time, so it's even more useless than gold, which can still at least act as a conductible.

 

[Terrifik]

 

[hateful entity]

an update from DeepFuckingValue
GME YOLO update — Jan 28 2021 : wallstreetbets (reddit.com)

 

[Bill The Fucker]

If this were believable the Federal Reserve wouldn't object to being audited as loudly as it does.

I mean, that just strengthens the case that the fed would directly intervene if there was a major spike in price. Anything to keep demand down so people don't look too closely.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Holodomor 2.0, from what I've seen of the Biden administration seizing the means of production (i.e. farmland) with land banks and other schemes.

Here, enjoy a crying billionaire while we wait to starve to death.

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I need a mug that says billionaire’s tears.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Bets on how much he lost on this?

Whatever the number is, it's more than the average working person will ever be able to earn in their lifetime trying to play by the rules of a system that he and people like him have intentionally rigged against them.

And he deserves to feel every last shekel slip through his fingers.

 

[muh_moobs]

Late as fuck, but many lefties are just as tired of AOC's histrionic shit as the right is. It sucks wanting to have a fair market and not be fucked by the rich all the time, yet the only thing the left seems to be able to vote in are doing-nothings or melodramatic do-nothings. Hopefully Biden doesn't fuck this all up and bailout the hedgefunds. Everyone's beyond tired of this shit.

You know he will, right?

 

[american_amadan]

I'm going to flip a fucking gasket when they bail out the hedge funds (and it will be when, because fuck the little guy).

I mean considering AOC is on WSBs side in this they really can't just go and bail them out without massive public outcry from all sides. This is why regardless of what happens it's a good thing. Everyone in America is laughing about this. I talked to my boomer uncle last night and he basically said young people online are unstoppable in the kind of shit they can pull off. Big tech knows that, the government knows that, the 'untouchable' institutions know that. That's why they are scared shitless and will try to reverse this and cover it up any way they can. The problem for them is that it may be too little too late and it seems like everything they do only gets people even crazier about it. It's the perfect storm.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

It degrades over time, so it's even more useless than gold, which can still at least act as a conductible.

Silver is a antibacterial. It will do you more to have your silver lined flask to fill up with waste water then gold in the upcoming mad Max wasteland after WSB/Biz crashes the economy.