Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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John Merston said:
Who said it was Barb's idea?;)
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Maybe so, but I don't think Barb was ever on board with Chris' excesses - she said the Attraction Sign was retarded, she told him to stop detailing embarassing moments from his life in his comments, and she was not pleased when he said he was a tomgirl - and I'm not too sure she's happy with her son calling himself a TRUE and HONEST goddess.
 
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What's with all this speculation that Barb has a lot of time left? Yes, a lot of people live 5, 10, even 20 years past her age. However, those people don't live with insects and rodents and beneath a giant pile of shit, and those people needn't put up with a fat manbaby all day. I speculate this year or next.
 
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Fritos said:
What's with all this speculation that Barb has a lot of time left? Yes, a lot of people live 5, 10, even 20 years past her age. However, those people don't live with insects and rodents and beneath a giant pile of shit, and those people needn't put up with a fat manbaby all day. I speculate this year or next.
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BUT, how many people have the weight of Chris Chan keeping them ticking? Barb would have faded years ago if Chris wasn't around to keep her on her toes...
 
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Henry Bemis said:
Question for the morbidly knowledgeable:

Barb has a niche next to Bob's at the cemetery, her name's on it and everything. Does that mean it's bought and paid for, or is there a chance someone might be in for a nasty surprise if it turns out she was a few dollars short?
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Bob made sure that their final expenses were fully bought and paid for since he probably knew Chris would fuck it up and that Barb just didn't give a shit.

IIRC, he also had the house fully paid off until Barb took a second mortgage on it.

Fritos said:
What's with all this speculation that Barb has a lot of time left? Yes, a lot of people live 5, 10, even 20 years past her age. However, those people don't live with insects and rodents and beneath a giant pile of shit, and those people needn't put up with a fat manbaby all day. I speculate this year or next.
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Mainly because under the circumstances, Barb should've died years ago and is still pulling through somehow.

Really, I expect Barb's death to happen when we least expect it and for the news to break in the most anti-climactic way possible.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
Bob made sure that their final expenses were fully bought and paid for since he probably knew Chris would fuck it up and that Barb just didn't give a shit.

IIRC, he also had the house fully paid off until Barb took a second mortgage on it.



Mainly because under the circumstances, Barb should've died years ago and is still pulling through somehow.

Really, I expect Barb's death to happen when we least expect it and for the news to break in the most anti-climactic way possible.
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Even if she may regress into more of a vegetative state, as the signs of dementia have already been seen, if she doesn't come across any serious health complications, she could easily still have a few good years left in her. But who knows if her health starts to suddenly turn for the worst, we'll know when that happens since we'll be witnessing Chris in panic mode on twitter, I think her death will break the role playing delusions he has, at least to a small degree.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
Even if she may regress into more of a vegetative state, as the signs of dementia have already been seen, if she doesn't come across any serious health complications, she could easily still have a few good years left in her. But who knows if her health starts to suddenly turn for the worst, we'll know when that happens since we'll be witnessing Chris in panic mode on twitter, I think her death will break the role playing delusions he has, at least to a small degree.
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Or the opposite could happen and it just drives Chris farther into them.

I mean, the closest to truly breaking Chris out of his escapist fantasies was the Simonla incident, where he unintentionally created a paradox under his own rules through the forced death of a character he'd known full well he'd stolen (but was dumb enough to not understand nobody gave a shit about the character actually living or dying, the same way nobody gave a shit about any of the little spikey abominations). When his own attempt at undermining his rules didn't really pan out because he couldn't get over the fact he'd "killed" a character. The net result was he completely shut down making comics as his little paradise of autism had been violated, and he'd let it happen.

But even then, CWCville and the sonichus never went away. Chris had his 'awakening' as a tomgirl, later tranny (which I do not believe for a second he's actually transgender, he's just doing it because he hates the expectations of society on a man and thinks women get it easier), and then when the LEGO Sonichu Mk. II's came out, who appears but Simonla back from the dead. At the time, Chris claimed it was him 'undoing' the damage of the trolls, meaning in his own mental context, Chris now had power over life and death itself.

Worse still, as of the trial in the aftermath of the Macing Incident, it's pretty much verified that it's Barb who still handles a lot of the paperwork in the Chandler household. What forces reality down Chris's throat may not be so much the death of Barb herself, something Chris could easily just go Norman Bates on in terms of keeping a corpse around, but when normal people come around asking where certain documentation (or even the IRS because Chris in no way shape or form would understand taxes), they aren't going to take any of Chris's bullshit, and momma Barb won't be around to protect him anymore.
 
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Fritos said:
What's with all this speculation that Barb has a lot of time left? Yes, a lot of people live 5, 10, even 20 years past her age. However, those people don't live with insects and rodents and beneath a giant pile of shit, and those people needn't put up with a fat manbaby all day. I speculate this year or next.
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Barb is probably kept alive by spite alone. She, like most people of her generation, probably doesn't like troons and seeing Chris troon out has probably given her the energy she needs to survive.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
But even then, CWCville and the sonichus never went away. Chris had his 'awakening' as a tomgirl, later tranny (which I do not believe for a second he's actually transgender, he's just doing it because he hates the expectations of society on a man and thinks women get it easier)
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That's what a tranny is now though. It isn't someone with gender dysphoria. It's just a dude who wants attention.
 
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