Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Dumbchan]

The absolute madman. Lunar Scythe confirmed.
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If he wasn't such a terrible person, I'd have some sympathy for him - Lunar Scythe has always been his passion project and the game he truly wanted to make but Yansim became more popular and now he's forced to work on YS, which he doesn't really care about that much. He's stuck because he knows he'd lose most of his fans if he just abandoned it and followed his dream of making LS.
He acts as if YS is going to be his magnum opus but I think a part of him just wants to get YS over with and hopes his army stays for LS - which is not going to happen because, if anything, people will want YS2 or some expansion and couldn't care less about his shitty forgotten project. He's grasping at straws here by saying the games take place in the same universe, trying to trick Yanfags into thinking this will be like a legitimate sequel.

This is why we won't likely see it since YS has been a procrastinating project for 7 years. Thing is, if he wasn't such a trash person and treated his employees with respect (and wouldn't hurt to have a paid staff) he probably would've been close to completion at this point.

I am actually curious about Lunar Scythe, and just how much effort he will put into that versus the progress he's done so far in Yansim.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

because iirc nothing of significance happened in 2019

At the very least, in 2019 @Diesel Boogaloo by complete accident found out that Alex loves to play with dolls a little too much.

I am actually curious about Lunar Scythe, and just how much effort he will put into that versus the progress he's done so far in Yansim.

Well, considering, that he was just throwing Unity assets into a pile for three months and then decided that it was enough to show to a person, who was his hero, I doubt it would be any different. With Yansim Alex made keeps making same mistakes that he made with Lunar Scythe, so I don't see him suddenly getting better.

 

[Postal_Dude]

This may sound like a brainfart, but I wonder if this game could've been successful if it came out soon after the initial builds were made. Mainly because back then, there was no real Hitman titles. Sure, there was absolution, but many fans were disatisfied with that game, so if it came out during that content drought, I feel like it could've scratched the hitman itch they were looking for. Of course, since then, an entire trilogy has been released with many fans considering it just as good, if not even better than blood money. Now, it's forever going to live in the shadow of the current trilogy, not that it ever had much of a chance, but it's fun to imagine a world where YanSim could've been a temporary hitman alternative, at least until the 1st season of the trilogy came out.

No.


Alex would had to have rushed the game beyond belief, and it would've turned out even worse then it is now.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

So how does one manage to gain about 30 patrons over the span of two weeks yet have earnings stay almost completely unchanged? Are prior patrons watching the counts and deciding "Hey, someone new joined! Time to reduce my total contributions by whatever was added!" so the earnings remain steady? (assuming Alex isn't boosting his own numbers and withdrawing them as fresh sheep come to the slaughter)

 

[KokoroKoroki]

So how does one manage to gain about 30 patrons over the span of two weeks yet have earnings stay almost completely unchanged? Are prior patrons watching the counts and deciding "Hey, someone new joined! Time to reduce my total contributions by whatever was added!" so the earnings remain steady? (assuming Alex isn't boosting his own numbers and withdrawing them as fresh sheep come to the slaughter)
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My only guess is that several patrons aren't happy with the rewards they were given for contributing larger amounts so they lowered the amount they contributed. It's either that or Alex attempting to save face by artificially boosting it.

 

[biggest big boy]

No.


Alex would had to have rushed the game beyond belief, and it would've turned out even worse then it is now.

Or, if he wasn't a total fucking schizo, he would have hired (and kept) competent programmers to help out. You know, like anyone who has a groundswell of interest in their project does.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

My only guess is that several patrons aren't happy with the rewards they were given

Rewards? The only reward I know of is sponsor place in the titles for 100 bucks. But yeah, I agree that there could be some shift among patrons.

 

[Postal_Dude]

Rewards? The only reward I know of is sponsor place in the titles for 100 bucks. But yeah, I agree that there could be some shift among patrons.

Why the fuck would you want to be put as a "sponsor" for YanSim?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Why the fuck would you want to be put as a "sponsor" for YanSim?

I'd rather ask why would anyone want to be associated with YanSim and Alex at this point. And the answer is "they probably are dumb and naive enough to think that the game will be finished someday".

 

[Gargoyle]

Why the fuck would you want to be put as a "sponsor" for YanSim?

Because they know Yansim's fans are exclusively either children or autists and those two can make you a lot of money if they think you're helping fund their dream game.
The choice between your dignity and money is very easy for some people.

 

[LitmusPaper]

Why the fuck would you want to be put as a "sponsor" for YanSim?

I feel it might be partly down to wanting to be immortalised for backing a project that other people enjoy; perhaps an attempt to feel like they've done something worthwhile with their lives. So I'm thinking it's either an ego thing, or wanting to leave their mark somewhere and riding YanSim's coat-tails to do it. That's certainly what Cleveland was doing until his departure from the project. Investor's remorse set in for him pretty hard considering he sunk literally thousands into it over a period of around three years.

Alex also tends to take people out of that splash screen the moment they stop letting him suckle on $100+ teet, and he himself says the logos can be skipped. And with how slowly the development of the game has become notorious for because of the developer's own incompetance and procrastination, it's not exactly a great investment.

 

[DapperShark]

New video
TL;DW Apparently no one was bothering to use the corpse disposal methods because they're tedious and there's no negative impact for not using them ...so he added a bunch of new corpse disposal methods that are tedious and there's still no negative impact for not using them.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Oh boy that new blogpost. Archive.

Sure, there's been lots of clickbait drama YouTubers, I'll give Alex that one. But....

YanSim made of/contains stolen assets?
Alex spends all day reading e-mails? Alex himself claimed so. Remember the "Stop sending me e-mails video"? I do.
Alex wants to abolish the age of consent? Sex license, anyone?
Fired a tinyBuild programmer? Deliberate breach of contract and refusal to pay what was owed, so close enough.
Threatened to An Hero to get a rival project to stop? Just about.

He whines quite a bit at the end.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Oh boy that new blogpost. Archive.
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Sure, there's been lots of clickbait drama YouTubers, I'll give Alex that one. But....

YanSim made of/contains stolen assets?
Alex spends all day reading e-mails? Alex himself claimed so. Remember the "Stop sending me e-mails video"? I do.
Alex wants to abolish the age of consent? Sex license, anyone?
Fired a tinyBuild programmer? Deliberate breach of contract and refusal to pay what was owed, so close enough.
Threatened to An Hero to get a rival project to stop? Just about.

He whines quite a bit at the end.
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Oh man, that's a goldmine of content. I think my favorite part is him saying "literally millions of people." I've always tried to be fair and acknowledge that, despite all odds and a considerable lack of talent, Alex has managed to build up a decent sized fanbase, though I'd also argue at this point he's been fairly irrelevant for awhile. In any event, even at peak popularity, I can't imagine he had anywhere close to a single million, yet alone multiple millions of people following him. And, these are all apparently just his haters, not taking into account all the fans he has. That's some peak Alex delusion right there.

It's also funny/a slap to the face to all his current Patreons/volunteers that he's not getting any support. If you stop to think about what he's saying for a second, it also makes no sense. The crowdfunding campaign won't succeed because there are people who dislike him? Wasn't the whole point of releasing a demo to drum up support to do a crowdfunding campaign by showing off how good the game is? Gosh, Alex, it's almost like your demo is a mess and you're desperately trying to deflect criticism onto gremlins.

It's especially entertaining when, in the grand scheme of things, I feel like what your average person, those "literally millions of people" really know Alex for is just his failure to deliver a product. There's no shortage of examples of someone who used to be a longtime fan but eventually decided to give these gremlin sites a look at after they got tired of defending the slow release cycle, which leads to them hearing all the other complaints. And, if Alex has thought this the whole time anyway, why has he still spent 30 hours every day 11 days a week with no breaks ever working on the game instead of fixing his reputation first, since that apparently had to be done anyway before launching the kickstarter? Like most things Alex related, it makes no sense.

I think the biggest bummer is him saying he doesn't want to take the time to improve his reputation, since that shoots down any future hope of Hate and Shame 2. At least, in the immediate future.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Alex is out here dropping the ball on a new blog post, par for the course. My favorite moment is when he flat out lies about something that literally everyone, even his fans, know is false:

Alex bitches, moans, and whines about this shit nonstop. Literally at least once a month he puts on this “woe is me, i’m a victim of abuse” rhetoric. He’s like a god damn broken record at this point.

I’d also like to give a small shoutout to the fact that he actually said “people believe I’m a pedophile scam artist”, and bonus points because this isn’t even the first time he’s said that. He’s recycling the same key phrases from his rhetoric, leeching all the sympathy he can get. In addition, he also dismisses the idea of debunking everything people accuse him of in a video because it would be too long and he wants make video games goddamit. The issue here is that... uh... he kind of already did that in the form of his debunk page. Great going Alex.

 

[NoodleToodle]

Oh boy that new blogpost. Archive.
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Sure, there's been lots of clickbait drama YouTubers, I'll give Alex that one. But....

YanSim made of/contains stolen assets?
Alex spends all day reading e-mails? Alex himself claimed so. Remember the "Stop sending me e-mails video"? I do.
Alex wants to abolish the age of consent? Sex license, anyone?
Fired a tinyBuild programmer? Deliberate breach of contract and refusal to pay what was owed, so close enough.
Threatened to An Hero to get a rival project to stop? Just about.

He whines quite a bit at the end.
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I mean, he literally did threaten suicide in a manipulative attempt to stop a game from being developed.

"If the cost Yandere Simulator was ending a person's life, I'd cancel development"

Alex is a liar.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

So TL DR - "I am not a scam artist pedo, so I need to debunk that, but I am too lazy to, even though otherwise Kickstarter will fail, so I have no other choice". Or rather "I really want to make Hate and Shame 2, even though it's going to bite me in all body parts possible". Alex, if you read this, please, make gremlins more jew-like.

Speaking of which, he said that demo is the starting point for Kickstarter. He renamed his buggy debug build into demo in September 2020 and... Still no news about Kickstarter. In fact, he's been talking about adding next rival, which he previously claimed will be done by the team of programmers he is going to hire.

And speaking of which again, I always wondered why does his plan depend so much on Kickstarter? Alex's always been greedy as fuck, even on his Patreon he claimed "my salary is 3500, everything above that goes to volunteers", which is basically "I eat first and if there is something left, I give it to them, if there is nothing left, well, they're out of luck". Can you imagine him having 100k on his account and using them to pay people to rewrite his this fucking game from the ground up? Something tells me these poor coders would have to resort to begging\threatening to leave the project to get their pay. Also, I wonder if Alex ever asked himself "wait, what if all those money I will get from Kickstarter won't be enough". Yeah, really, what's next? Another Kickstarter campaign? Begging? Trying to push what little he would have to Steam's Early Access? Damn, part of me wants him to drag this abomination to Kickstarter and succeed just to see him crash and burn in a couple of months, of course, blaming anyone around, but himself.

P.S. "I just wanna develop a video game", lol. Didn't he say, that he wanted to quit at some point?

 

[keyboard-warrior]

Imagine needing to rigorously defend yourself from what some random people on the internet say about you. When will this dude learn that it has exactly the opposite effect?

I am eagerly awaiting his "2020 Transparency Report" on Patreon. I wouldn't be surprised if he never releases it.

 

[mr.moon1488]

New video
TL;DW Apparently no one was bothering to use the corpse disposal methods because they're tedious and there's no negative impact for not using them ...so he added a bunch of new corpse disposal methods that are tedious and there's still no negative impact for not using them.

Holy shit, in the first minute of the video he says something that would actually make complete sense (the school becoming more paranoid) and is then like "however!" He literally talked himself out of one of the few smart decisions he's made for the game.

 

[Postal_Dude]

New video
TL;DW Apparently no one was bothering to use the corpse disposal methods because they're tedious and there's no negative impact for not using them ...so he added a bunch of new corpse disposal methods that are tedious and there's still no negative impact for not using them.

You know his fuck kitten fans are gonna eat that stuff up anyway.