/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Spatula]

Gimme your bank info and I'll do all the investorin' for you.

No thanks i prefer to do it myself.

 

[NinjaSniffer]

Where to even begin with this. You could write volumes about what this event should reveal to normal people. And every sentence would be anti-semitic.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

the fact they don't even know who Robinhood is makes me sure that these people are completley detached from White American mythology

>Robin Hood
>American mythology

Something rocks something something glass houses.

 

[Pee Cola]

I am really illiterate when it comes to stocks. I want to invest in silver can anyone explain how can i buy silver stonks as a non us citizen?

AFAIK, there are a few ways to invest in silver:
- sign up to a trading platform that allows you to buy silver futures/silver options
- buy shares in silver mining companies (though this is more of a proxy for silver rather than buying silver itself)
- buy physical silver bullion from a precious metal dealer

Not financial advice.

 

[draggs]

>Robin Hood
>American mythology

Something rocks something something glass houses.

Robin Hood was big in white American youth culture back in the day he's a part of white American legendry too despite his Angloid origin

I don't remember any Angloid variations on the story where he hooks up with the Sheriff of Nottingham to steal from the peasants for the Bishop of Hereford tho. Only in this new American one I bet Disney made it

 

[Revo]

I will be honest, @Big Guy's posts made on this thread are cringe.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Robin Hood was at the O.K. Corral, right?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Disney's Robin Hood probably had a large hand in creating the furry scourge that plagues America today.

 

[Headshotmaster138]

the fact they don't even know who Robinhood is makes me sure that these people are completley detached from White American mythology

Who the fuck doesn't know Robin hood? I bet the civil rights leaders and the slaves knew of his story. These are the same people that didn't know Black Wojak came from the original wojak and try to claim black wojak is the original wojak.

 

[Revo]

Spoiler: Archive: THIS REQUIRES PRISON TIME FOR TOP OFFENDERS

I don't think this has been posted yet. The CEO of Webull giving an interview about the situation and the halts:

Spoiler: Archive:Anthony Denier, CEO of Webull | ZingerNation

Y'know that video with Benzinga and WeBull's CEO? Our boy Louis has watched and deconstructed it.

Spoiler: Archive: CEO of WeBull services firm explains to benzinga what's going on with Gamestop

 

[TheSimpShow]

Fantastic work guys, the conference calls have been comedy gold. They are ultra-mad, upset, confused and rope-able. Keep up the good work.

 

[ditto]

Robin Hood was big in white American youth culture back in the day he's a part of white American legendry too despite his Angloid origin

Angloid?!

 

[God of Nothing]

Unless you've got the Philosopher's Legacy laying around somewhere, I think you're going to have a difficult time funding something like that.

"Just make your own social media!"
"Just start your own bank!"
"Just create your own currency"
"Just lay the foundations for your own Shadow Moses."

We will forsake our countries. We will leave our motherlands behind us and become one with this earth. We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology. We go where we're needed, fighting, not for government, but for ourselves. We need no reason to fight. We fight because we are needed. We will be the deterrent for those with no other recourse. We are shitposting market crashers without borders, our purpose defined by the era we live in. We will sometimes have to sell ourselves and services. If the times demand it, we'll be revolutionaries, criminals, terrorists. And yes, we may all be headed straight to hell. But what better place for us than this? It's our only home. Our heaven and our hell. This is Outer Heaven.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Robin Hood was big in white American youth culture back in the day he's a part of white American legendry too despite his Angloid origin

We're talking about a character that arrives in record in mid 15th century England. It's a hard sell to classify as American on the year alone. I'm saying that the myth of Robin Hood is fully formed in England way before the time it's popular here and while it was adopted in the US, we adopted mostly the archetype rather than the tale itself.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Oy vey it's anudda Gamergate!

 

[Linako 2.0]

We're talking about a character that arrives in record in mid 15th century England. It's a hard sell to classify as American on the year alone. I'm saying that the myth of Robin Hood is fully formed in England way before the time it's popular here and while it was adopted in the US, we adopted mostly the archetype rather than the tale itself.

It's still part of American culture, along with the classic grimm fairy tales and mother goose nursery rhymes.
everyone and their grandma should be familiar with the concept, theo nly ones I know who don't are non-european migrants and ghetto people.

 

[world of shit]

We're talking about a character that arrives in record in mid 15th century England. It's a hard sell to classify as American on the year alone. I'm saying that the myth of Robin Hood is fully formed in England way before the time it's popular here and while it was adopted in the US, we adopted mostly the archetype rather than the tale itself.

If you're going to go that route, then you can pretty much make the same pilpul argument for any story or myth.

Legends and Archetypes are formed and adapt alongside the culture, not independent of one another.

 

[Gimmick Account]

why are we here? just to suffer?!

 

[muh_moobs]

Is it possible that this situation was fabricated by a foreign power in order to destabilize the American economy?

Israel.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

Okay, so this is what I have collected thus far: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19lOsCveA1aamzTG3Xy905fosFD1REVagzEwLZRERESc/edit?usp=sharing

I'm still working on it, but the upshot is this: I start off by showing Steven Cohen's tweets, then the Twitter feud between Portnoy and Cohen, and then move into Charles Gasparino. After detailing his long history of covering Cohen('s ass), I'll talk about Gasparino's input into GameStop and memestocks, and then into Cohen's contributions to politicians. Finally, I'll wrap it up with Cohen's connection to Melvin Capital (his ex-employee, Plotkin).