- Joined
- May 27, 2019
Kevin : "If I did a successful DP I could die happy"
Kevin you would die if you did a DP.
As other Kiwis have stated, the sheer amount of cope of a man who got a neo vag not in any small part because he "never got used" to anal ends up having to eat the sour grapes.
Big semperfi to the kiwi who pointed out that in October kevin called us out saying he has more sex than us. Kevin, you had sex twice, not two sexual partners, just two times. Not only is that embarrassing that you live with your "Girlfriends" and "Master" thus proving that lesbain bed death is a very real thing, but you also proved us right when we pressed a big X on you having enjoyable PIV sex with Hailey.
SRS, not even once.
David Carradine famously died from some kind of erotic asphyxiation play, and something about the circumstance and the famous picture of his dead body remind me of Kevin.

Before I proceed: no, I don't want Kevin hurt or dead. Hi Kevin!

David died in some seedy Thai hotel, doing what he'd been doing his whole life: chasing that ultimate coom. Fucker was into bondage and other dumb kinky shit. (Seriously people, umm... vaginas already exist and they're great.) In that regard he's similar to Kevin, both destroying their bodies chasing that orgasm. But at least David kept his penis intact so he actually COULD orgasm.
My honest prediction is that if Kevin decides to do a dirty deed, I think he'll end up severely injuring himself and require emergency care. He'll develop one nasty ass fistula (which is a word I didn't know until this thread) plus whatever else Mother Nature has in store for him. It wont' be cinematic. His tranch life will be put on indefinite hold because even the Tenacious Turd Ranch farms won't have the resources to care for an invalid with hefty medical bills and special needs greater than a simple hemorrhoid donut. He and his depleted inheritance will have to go back to the city and he'll be bitter towards all them forever.