Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Marshal Mannerheim]

OwO wat u mean it look so eezy in hentai uWu u just lube up n pound away idk?

Shitposting aside dick might take the necessary steps, he's very well-versed in anal hooks after all, but Kev's too goddamn lazy to do any of that, especially on a regular basis. He's too fucking lazy to keep a daily dilation regimen, for fuck's sake, and getting a stink ditch was his ultimate coom.
They're going to try it exactly once, coom all over twatter dot com about how sensational and incredible and validating and so extremely gay ( ) it was, and never ever try it again.

That content was so Islamic Benjamin Netanyahu destroyed its house.

 

[Peaches Demure]

He seems to really be chafing at the overcrowded state of the Am Ranch. How many troons are there now? Also if he's in a polycule with his two bed-mates, surely he can have sex with one while the other is there? Are there some stray troons curled up under the Transformers shelf, and their stares make him nervous? Does mistress Penny have her own room, while warehousing her subs the way she warehouses her livestock?
Rate me Islamic, but imagine the smell!

Inshallah.

 

[mooey]

He's too lazy to do the prep work required for clean anal sex. It's not just a 10 min job. It's going to be a mess and the bed sheets really are on their last legs at this point.

 

[RIP Tranch]

I'm sorry I know I'm overdoing the joke, but I can't get over what a sexless incel faggot he is after talking about his amazing super dooper coomer pooper scooper sex life for years.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Kevin just has to be making a regular financial contribution to help keep the tranch above water.

Why else would the others allow him to stay when all he does is to obsessively post bizarre and repulsive troon fantasies on Twitter everyday? They clearly care about the public perception of their happy tranny hovel and Kevin doesn’t bring any practical skills or willingness to do manual labor to the table.

Maybe his upcoming “Twitter break” is being enforced by the others? He has gone completely off the rails lately with all those “my stink ditch is totally normal” rants and desperate appeals for someone, anyone, to fuck him in his one of his "holes."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Kevin just has to be making a regular financial contribution to help keep the tranch above water.

Isn't he the owner of the Tranch?

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

She's not stupid enough to leave Kevin out in the cold because then she'd have nobody to boss around.

Lol, Penny is the worst dom ever. Not only does he claim to be asexual so that he doesn't have to touch his subs, you can forget about him bossing them around - he lets them sit on their asses all day tweeting and playing video games while he does some actual work around the tranch, as shitty of a job as he does.

Edit - It's interesting because Kevin is also the worst sub ever. They make quite a pair.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Lol, Penny is the worst dom ever. Not only does he claim to be asexual so that he doesn't have to touch his subs, you can forget about him bossing them around - he lets them sit on their asses all day tweeting and playing video games while he does some actual work around the tranch, as shitty of a job as he does.

Edit - It's interesting because Kevin is also the worst sub ever. They make quite a pair.

I've said this before but it's like they want to add all these labels to themselves to seem more special. "Not only am I a transgender woman, but I'm also a plural submissive slave diaper-wearing polyamorous furry with tourettes!". I'm surprised they haven't started dipping their toes into the "transabled" community yet.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I Have No Dick And I Must Coom

I forgot how well the whole ending speech (mostly) fits Kev. With apologies to Harlan Ellison.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

he's on Twitter actively trying to convince other people to make the same mistake.

He's literally the same as the pro-anorexia pages on Instagram before they got purged.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

I forgot how well the whole ending speech (mostly) fits Kev. With apologies to Harlan Ellison.

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Jesus Christ, that was fucking art. No joke. Horrifying and beautiful at the same time.

 

[Actinidia]

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Is "Bonnie" saying he's a-pronoun? Oh boy!

Spoiler: I need to finish my guide!

Kevin's assertion that all Kiwi Farmers have sex <= 1 time per year is spectacular as well. Surely he approaches the asymptotic limit of COPE. I'm imagining it as a Gabriel's Horn type situation, where there's externally infinite COPE but the volume is, say, 41...

 

[s0mbra]

It's funny he hates dialation but now wants to try anal...since you basically have to "dialate" your asshole before hand...

 

[Law]

Lol, Penny is the worst dom ever.

He's not Kevvie's dom, he's his host organism.

 

[Hitman One]

Wedge is gonna have brown chunks blown all over his cheese dick. They'll use the gunk from the Amhole as lube.

By Allah the most merciful this post is more Islamic than the Koran itself.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Luckily for Kev, him dying after a vigorous "DP sesh" is, in fact, fairly high.

HERE LIES KEV
HE WAS FUCKED TO DEATH
BY A DUO OF DUMB DEGENERATES

More like:

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I'm certain that every troon on twitter that has undergone SRS has been lying about the awesome "orgasms" and "euphoria"

It's impossible to have these things because I reapeat:

MOST OF THE GODDAMN COCK NERVES ARE DESTROYED.

So yep, they are lying.

 

[farttpott]

I'm sorry I know I'm overdoing the joke, but I can't get over what a sexless incel faggot he is after talking about his amazing super dooper coomer pooper scooper sex life for years.

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[Cool Spot]

Who wants to bet if Kevin tries anal he doesn't use an enema beforehand and Wedge gets poopdick?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Who wants to bet if Kevin tries anal he doesn't use an enema beforehand and Wedge gets poopdick?

I like those odds. Like everything Kevvie ever tries, he's going to assume that every aspect of it is going to go exactly how he imagines. As usual, due diligence is for those cis scum who don't glow with euphoric bliss every time they rub their telephone pole thighs together.