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The thrilling sequel to "It's Only Smells," now with 100% more troon!Who wants to bet if Kevin tries anal he doesn't use an enema beforehand and Wedge gets poopdick?
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The thrilling sequel to "It's Only Smells," now with 100% more troon!Who wants to bet if Kevin tries anal he doesn't use an enema beforehand and Wedge gets poopdick?
Cock nerves? I would fuck a cantaloupe if I had some.It's impossible to have these things because I reapeat:
MOST OF THE GODDAMN COCK NERVES ARE DESTROYED.
So yep, they are lying.
That's why I don't like them.Their whole fetish revolves around the idea that being a woman is the most humiliating thing possible.
Who wants to bet if Kevin tries anal he doesn't use an enema beforehand and Wedge gets poopdick?
Kevin : "If I did a successful DP I could die happy"![]()
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COPE
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Bonnie gonna force you to use the correct pronouns at gun point bigot
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Kevin and wedge are getting together again? Can't believe anyone would put their mouth near that thing.He won't even get that far. I'm betting either he doesn't shower beforehand and Wedge gets confronted with unwiped, hairy man-ass, or they don't use enough lube and Kev ends up in awful pain.
It was worth 100 woke points though.Can't believe anyone would put their mouth near that thing.
Was it really worth it, though?It was worth 100 woke points though.
Was it really worth it, though?
That and $2 gets you a McDouble.It was worth 100 woke points though.
We joke, but the Tranchers and Movie Blob would team up on a social justice credit system that unlocks ever more decadent tiers of free fast food while consigning the undesirables to starvation, without blinking once.That and $2 gets you a McDouble.
Kevin hasn't had an actual orgasm since the chop.I can't believe Kevin of all people had the actual balls, oh wait, the nerve, oh wait, the gull, there we go, to actually say that kiwi's have less sex than him.
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And he'll never have one again.Kevin hasn't had an actual orgasm since the chop.
And, yet? Still talks about sex all the time. So weird.Kevin hasn't had an actual orgasm since the chop.
Fuck me that really is depressing. I was going to say that there’s a 99% chance that all the kiwi‘s in this thread I’ve had more sex than Kevin has this year. I didn’t say it because I didn’t want to assume because I’m sure there’s some people here who are forever alone Incels or what not. But I just realize that even a forever alone Incel can have an orgasm with little to no effort and I think that kevin would trade anything in the world to have an normal orgasm. Not a frustrating Game of lube and Tetris followed by a two hour Twitter postmortem about how it wasn’t what he was expecting but he still hopeful.Kevin hasn't had an actual orgasm since the chop.
The guy with a small stick often talks about how big his dick is, the guy who’s closeted gay is normally the one talking most about gay scenarios or how much he hates them. It’s over compensation to the max.And, yet? Still talks about sex all the time. So weird.
You've inspired meI forgot how well the whole ending speech (mostly) fits Kev. With apologies to Harlan Ellison.
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Very bleak and creepy. Still looks better than Kevin's neo vagina.