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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
The Administrative Complex has never been known for being smart, just doing what the bosses tell them to do.

"Piss Gasoline on the Fire? YES SIR MR BIDEN." WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Gasoline worsening fires is an alt-right conspiracy theory invented to oppress black transwomen. Please, keep pissing away Biden admin.
 
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Dear everyone screaming about how Joe Biden is definitely going to crash the entire economy to make sure that the WSB Autists lose:
The only hint about something like that is Elizabeth Warren releasing some brain-dead boomer rant about how talking about what a stock's doing is a pump-and-dump scheme. I realize that most of you are doomers so hooked on the high of nihilistic frustration that you see any negative news at all (or sometimes just something you interpret as negative news: remember earlier this morning, when the stock looked to be doing good and you had to pull shit out of your ass about how this was all a glownigger psyop to distract people?), neuron activates, and you start doomposting about how this proves your dystopian fever-dreams are 100% verified facts, but could you please try to actually use your forebrain for something other than cushioning?
 
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Meat Target said:
From the ascension of the Orange One, to Kenosha Kyle slotting chomos, to the Capitol Kerfluffle, to this, there has been a common message to the plebs:

"We are your betters! How dare you defy us!"
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It started even earlier than that -
Ana is better than you.png
 
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Clones of Alex Jones said:
If I had a good way of removing exif data I would show you much I have.
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If on Windows, select a large batch of image files at once, Right-click and go to Properties. Click the Details tab and at the bottom is an option for "Remove Personal Information". Think that should work. But you know, double check.

If on a phone, not sure. But hey - I'll trust you on this. It's not like it's a reach for CNN.
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
Dear everyone screaming about how Joe Biden is definitely going to crash the entire economy to make sure that the WSB Autists lose:
The only hint about something like that is Elizabeth Warren releasing some brain-dead boomer rant about how talking about what a stock's doing is a pump-and-dump scheme. I realize that most of you are doomers so hooked on the high of nihilistic frustration that you see any negative news at all (or sometimes just something you interpret as negative news: remember earlier this morning, when the stock looked to be doing good and you had to pull shit out of your ass about how this was all a glownigger psyop to distract people?), neuron activates, and you start doomposting about how this proves your dystopian fever-dreams are 100% verified facts, but could you please try to actually use your forebrain for something other than cushioning?
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no u
 
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Reporterward said:
After breaking Wall Street, the kiddies over at Reddit are going to have to learn new valuable life lessons, like “Money Laundering”.
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You joke but as far as I'm aware that's actually the legitimate thing you're supposed to do when you make it big in stocks. Or just suddenly come into millions.
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
Dear everyone screaming about how Joe Biden is definitely going to crash the entire economy to make sure that the WSB Autists lose:
The only hint about something like that is Elizabeth Warren releasing some brain-dead boomer rant about how talking about what a stock's doing is a pump-and-dump scheme. I realize that most of you are doomers so hooked on the high of nihilistic frustration that you see any negative news at all (or sometimes just something you interpret as negative news: remember earlier this morning, when the stock looked to be doing good and you had to pull shit out of your ass about how this was all a glownigger psyop to distract people?), neuron activates, and you start doomposting about how this proves your dystopian fever-dreams are 100% verified facts, but could you please try to actually use your forebrain for something other than cushioning?
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Prove us wrong. WSB just pissed on the ruling class' territory. That CNBC bitch is comparing it to the Capitol Kerfluffle.

Do you honestly think they will let the peasants who humiliated them go unpunished?
 
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Chaptersevenbankruptcy said:
Hi fellow kiwis.

I just want to say, no matter how bad a day you're having, no matter how rough it seems right now, I just want you to keep in mind:


At least you're not the poor motherfucker who is trying to explain to Joe Biden what short selling is and how it works.
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pretty sure nobody is explaining anything to Biden, they are just typing up the script he needs to read to the public and will pray for him to be able to read it live without derailing into dementia too much
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
Dear everyone screaming about how Joe Biden is definitely going to crash the entire economy to make sure that the WSB Autists lose:
The only hint about something like that is Elizabeth Warren releasing some brain-dead boomer rant about how talking about what a stock's doing is a pump-and-dump scheme. I realize that most of you are doomers so hooked on the high of nihilistic frustration that you see any negative news at all (or sometimes just something you interpret as negative news: remember earlier this morning, when the stock looked to be doing good and you had to pull shit out of your ass about how this was all a glownigger psyop to distract people?), neuron activates, and you start doomposting about how this proves your dystopian fever-dreams are 100% verified facts, but could you please try to actually use your forebrain for something other than cushioning?
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you should assume that people are stupid and will do stupid moves. then assume that the politicians will do an even more stupid decision than a normal stupid person.
 
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Chaptersevenbankruptcy said:
Hi fellow kiwis.

I just want to say, no matter how bad a day you're having, no matter how rough it seems right now, I just want you to keep in mind:


At least you're not the poor motherfucker who is trying to explain to Joe Biden what short selling is and how it works.
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Imagine thinking Joe Biden is involved in (((his))) administration
 
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