/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

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Overly Serious said:
Not sure if serious or confusing terms. Biden has been talking about Equity. That is everything is shared out between everone evenly. We're talking about Equality. That is everyone gets the same opportunities and plays by the same rules.

I don't think in any realistic way the two things are compatible - people have different abilities, different work ethics, different ambitions and goals. I think the only way you could bring about equity is through treating people very unequally.
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Well NEETs stealing from the rich by using their own fuckery against them sure does equalise the outcomes a bit.
 
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Ero said:
Just checked, they're praising wsb while praising Warren due to her calls to push heavy regulations on the stock market(that would affect retail investors most, like wsb).
I'd say they're absolute retards but it's pretty clear that the place is autosurfed hard by the Dems. (and yes, they're still seething about Trump).
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You'd be right on that second part. Back in September 2016 there was a full 24-36 hours where the gears seized after Hillary got vanned and real people were posting and commenting for the first time in years. It was like seeing new growth poking through after a brush fire. Beautiful.
 
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LemmeSee said:
My Kokoro Wish is that someone high up in the administration gets recorded saying that the American People "can't be trusted" with stimmies.
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Nothing would make me happier than this whole shit show resulting in Biden cancelling the $1,400 checks. Wall Street is burning is hilarious, yes, but holy fucking shit if Biden cancelled the Stimulus for any reason we are going to see one hell of a body count in minecraft. Even better would be him cancelling as part of some punishment for the lower classes daring to mess with their master's bottom line.

Really, anything that leads to the death of the Great Satan in minecraft is cool by me.
 
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Vaclav said:
The problem is that Melvin's losses are contractually covered by multiple investment banks. Melvin also has a bunch of copycat funds imitating their trades who are also covered by multiple investment banks. Given potentially infinite losses, these guarantor institutions could take a massive hit or be bankrupted themselves. Now you're talking about a big chunk of the finance industry destroyed, in the US and abroad.

Also, if Melvin liquidates (along with all their copycat funds) they must exit all the positions they hold, which will cause a collapse in the price of those assets that will also have far-reaching effects. It's similar to 2008 in how the massively intertwined nature of the finance industry resulted in a domino effect where a crash in the value of one asset class nearly wiped out most of the banks.
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So according to Wikipedia, Melvin owns a bit of Amazon stock, which if that gets liquidated as part of Melvin's exit as a company, Bezos loses out.

I'm not sure if the GameStop short squeeze is just a big joke on a meme retailer or if it's a pawn in a much larger game.
 
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Xarpho said:
So according to Wikipedia, Melvin owns a bit of Amazon stock, which if that gets liquidated as part of Melvin's exit as a company, Bezos loses out.

I'm not sure if the GameStop short squeeze is just a big joke on a meme retailer or if it's a pawn in a much larger game.
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Maybe Bezos was behind it allll along.... makes you think.
 
Xarpho said:
So according to Wikipedia, Melvin owns a bit of Amazon stock, which if that gets liquidated as part of Melvin's exit as a company, Bezos loses out.

I'm not sure if the GameStop short squeeze is just a big joke on a meme retailer or if it's a pawn in a much larger game.
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Truth is, we're all just NPCs in His simulation.
 
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Your NSA Handler said:
I don't get why people think the calls of antisemitism mean Jews rule the world. It's the most classic neoliberal deflection in the fucking world: Lip service to social issues in order to pander to dumb suburban liberals. It's meant to sow discord amongst the common people, and make them second-guess their support.

Don't take retarded MSM shit as a condemnation of actual liberals. The ones that weren't bought fucking love this (my commie friends are having a great time). And don't take it as work of the (((NWO))). It's just businessmen using a sore spot to fuck up a real, nonpartisan movement.

Don't let them do it.
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Media convinced a major portion of the populace that Donald J Trump was an antisemite. They will never stop playing that card.
 
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DeadFish said:
What Id do is spread the wealth the same way a bank robber sprays the hi way with Benjamins.

It makes you look good, makes recovery more difficult and if they do try to take it back will only piss more people off.
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What if they fired the money out of a cannon?

Or... Or... Glued the money together to form a giant boulder and tossed it with a trebuchet?

Get creative with the money.
 
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I wonder if any SEC people are watching this thread, if so. HELLO!
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Those fuckers are too lazy to follow it. They're just using highlights to skim, and when it comes time for a hearing they'll have an intern do a google site search for exactly 2 quotes they need to "prove" alt-right fraud conspiracies.
 
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