Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chad Holdenford]

I sometimes wonder, how did Bob do before the internet to completely embarrass himself?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

This is the most amusing aspect to me. The whole thing is simultaneously both anti-capitalist revenge against the amoral financial overlords, and a brazen attack by alt-right internet terrorists against the basic institutions of the nation, depending on what's convenient at the given moment. Trying to find a way to spin this consistently to one narrative is shattering peoples' programming.

Of course, while they're bickering over whether it's the Qanons or the Antifas, the system is going to legislate itself up the ass the block out anyone who could participate in something like this again. The real losers are going to be the little people who could put ten dollars into the market at a time with no fee using one of the apps, right up until last week. Even if this is the magical Antifa web warriors striking back at Wall Street for the sake of the working class, it hurt itself in its confusion.

The problem with this is that it did actual damage. It made hedge fund rats lose money that they were expecting to get by sinking those companies. And all went down the drain because of some nobodies did a coordinated effort against them and they call it manipulation of the market when they did exactly the same these fucking snakes do on a daily basis. Now that they see the risk they will pressure every politician so that this crap doesn't happen again. These people are the new priesthood and they do not want the peasants learning the ins and outs of the gig.

But nope! even when presented with the exact same scenario this tiny retard's brain cannot connect the dots. Even when his waifu AOC cheers against the wall street types he still tries to rationalize it. Because he's in team good guy, and only victories of team good guys count. His brain functions as the white house aides in Idiocracy, he cannot think outside of logical fallacies.

He doesn't deserve the rope, he deserves to live and see his worldview shattered again and again and again.

In the case of Bob, i think this is more on a defense of "how things are right now and where they are going". Beacuse we know that as much as Bob wants the superior future to happen, he's too scared of things changing, be it for better or for worse. And i think it boils down to him rather coping with how bad things are than going through the effort of changing for the better.

 

[Tronathon242]

I'm kicking myself in the head for not purchasing the dip a few days ago (but I live paycheck to paychek, I'm sorry internet) but still, this feels like closure to me. I remember the financial crisis of '07, the mortgage crisis, people jumping off buildings because they could not pay and everyone saying, "that's just how the market is".
Watching the biggest parasites on the planet suffer just heals my soul and watching the grifters on both sides of the left an right sweat as they realize their jig is up brings me so much joy.

Watching this mongoloid shit his worldview in public fills me with unbridal rage.

Jesus H Christ - what happened during the past 3 days is literally taken from a movie. All his favourite pop culture flick have the tropes of the underdog beating the giant; the luke skywalkers defeating the evil Voldemort or whatever infantile fantasy they use as a reference for rela life events.

This is IT. This is an actual, living proof that not all is lost, that the small guy can still make a difference.

But nope! even when presented with the exact same scenario this tiny retard's brain cannot connect the dots. Even when his waifu AOC cheers against the wall street types he still tries to rationalize it. Because he's in team good guy, and only victories of team good guys count. His brain functions as the white house aides in Idiocracy, he cannot think outside of logical fallacies.

He doesn't deserve the rope, he deserves to live and see his worldview shattered again and again and again.

Bob doesn't want the small guy to make a difference. He hates the small guy. He wants these elites to eliminate the small guy in his own fashion and build his desired future. He thinks of himself as some kind of elite and acts accordingly. His fervent defense of them against "anti-Semitic" coded dog whistles and "Alt-Right" attacks makes this all the more clear.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

The problem with this is that it did actual damage. It made hedge fund rats lose money that they were expecting to get by sinking those companies. And all went down the drain because of some nobodies did a coordinated effort against them and they call it manipulation of the market when they did exactly the same these fucking snakes do on a daily basis. Now that they see the risk they will pressure every politician so that this crap doesn't happen again. These people are the new priesthood and they do not want the peasants learning the ins and outs of the gig.

Believe me I'm not weeping. Anyone with a brain in their skull can see that the entire 'vultures get washed with the same muck they've been washing the whole market with' bit is good for everyone who actually works for a living. And I'm not sure that this is going to be a permanent thing either; the urge to farm play money from anyone with a smartphone and a debit card may expose the market to something like this again once the panic wears off and the greed sets back in. Getting Gamestopped may become a semi-regular thing that funds have to actually think about before they make moves. I'm not Warren Buffet and I don't play him on TV, but I feel like that could be a good thing overall. Rate me optimistic or autistic.

I will still worry that it's never again going to be so easy to create a financial future for yourself, but again, we're getting into the sort of weeds that Blob would rather just drown in his metaphorical, rhetorical agent orange, before he burns a single calorie thinking about nuanced consequences to something like this. There's your banality of evil; just as much as it is because he's a hateful piece of shit, Blob defaults to gulags and sterilization, ideological and literal, because rational policy is too hard.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He doesn't deserve the rope, he deserves to live and see his worldview shattered again and again and again.

His crime is being Bob Chipman, and his punishment is being Bob Chipman.

 

[Totally Awesome]

I sometimes wonder, how did Bob do before the internet to completely embarrass himself?

I wish we could get in contact with people that knew Bob during school, or his Blockbuster job.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Believe me I'm not weeping. Anyone with a brain in their skull can see that the entire 'vultures get washed with the same muck they've been washing the whole market with' bit is good for everyone who actually works for a living. And I'm not sure that this is going to be a permanent thing either; the urge to farm play money from anyone with a smartphone and a debit card may expose the market to something like this again once the panic wears off and the greed sets back in. Getting Gamestopped may become a semi-regular thing that funds have to actually think about before they make moves. I'm not Warren Buffet and I don't play him on TV, but I feel like that could be a good thing overall. Rate me optimistic or autistic.

I will still worry that it's never again going to be so easy to create a financial future for yourself, but again, we're getting into the sort of weeds that Blob would rather just drown in his metaphorical, rhetorical agent orange, before he burns a single calorie thinking about nuanced consequences to something like this. There's your banality of evil; just as much as it is because he's a hateful piece of shit, Blob defaults to gulags and sterilization, ideological and literal, because rational policy is too hard.

If this became a regular thing and the US government told bankers "We don't do this because it will screw everyone over" when it comes to veto individual parties from buying stocks, it would be hilarious. Also, don't even give a shred of trust to any modern economics. They are called "Prophets of the past" in professional circles because the only thing they can predict is things that already happened.

But it shouldn't come as a surprise that Bob takes the path of least resistance. And having said that, i begun to think another possibility. Is Bob jealous of these nobodies? Is he fuming with rage because they did the perfect thing to punch up to vultrues and rats to prey on the average joe and HE wasn't the one who did it?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

If this became a regular thing and the US government told bankers "We don't do this because it will screw everyone over" when it comes to veto individual parties from buying stocks, it would be hilarious. Also, don't even give a shred of trust to any modern economics. They are called "Prophets of the past" in professional circles because the only thing they can predict is things that already happened.

But it shouldn't come as a surprise that Bob takes the path of least resistance. And having said that, i begun to think another possibility. Is Bob jealous of these nobodies? Is he fuming with rage because they did the perfect thing to punch up to vultrues and rats to prey on the average joe and HE wasn't the one who did it?

I'm sure the powers that be will do everything they can think of to create a system that lets them have their cake and eat it too; all the advantages of letting randos put money onto the table and license to get as scummy as they like without worrying about an outlaw promotion muddying the waters. And I'm sure that this strange and fascinating meme school of economics will jump at every opportunity to firebomb it with it's own gas.

It's certainly gonna make for some good reading in the history books, if anyone is left to print them.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He doesn't deserve the rope, he deserves to live and see his worldview shattered again and again and again.

That's why I want him to be blessed with immortality. He would be forced to watch his worldview get shattered repeatedly and there would be no way for him to end it because he's too stubborn to admit that he was wrong, along with being unable to die.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I wish we could get in contact with people that knew Bob during school, or his Blockbuster job.

In today's episode of Americas Most Wanted Retarded: Bob "The Blob" Chipman, we are once again, asking you for your help. (background music starts)
Do you have infos about his past? Do you went to high school with him? Did you work with him at Blockbusters?
Do not hesitate, call 1-800-KIWIFARMS. Your information will be held confidential.
Be part of our fight against the evil forces of Hydra retardation.
Warning: Do not approach Chipman, he is considered retarded and dangerous, he has used his retardation with out hesitation against civilians in the past.
If you see Chipman call us immediately, so that our SPAR-Team (SPAR = Special Posts Against Retards (tm)) can take action.
Call 1-800-KIWIFARMS now! Do your duty, Citizen!
Do yo want to know more?

 

[Totally Awesome]

That's why I want him to be blessed with immortality. He would be forced to watch his worldview get shattered repeatedly and there would be no way for him to end it because he's too stubborn to admit that he was wrong, along with being unable to die.

Bob is already wrong most of the time. He just gets more and more smug.

 

[EnemyStand]

Bob is already wrong most of the time. He just gets more and more smug.

Which is what makes him so infuriating. There's nothing more maddening than proving someone wrong and then they just say they're right in complete absence of facts and look at you like you're the retard. Then, if the singularity they generate is particularly stupid, you might doubt yourself, proving Mark Twain was right.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

There's nothing more maddening than proving someone wrong and then they just say they're right in complete absence of facts and look at you like you're the retard.

Bob's method of debating is what you'd expect from Jack Chick.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Outside of getting nuked by the waifus he unapologetically creeps on, lefties with more than two brain cells know that disavowing bob only brings him more attention and a bigger spotlight. They seethe because he says the quiet part out loud, but they know addressing that would only start a cycle of lefties condemning him, righties asking why they hadn’t condemned him earlier, and so on.

You act like lefties are some sort of collective with plans that Bob is just shouting out loud which is annoying.

Left and Right, well anyone hates Bob for the same reasons which is that he's an unlikeable creepy stupid asshole who sucks corporate cock daily.

It's not that Bob is saying some quiet part of some master plan out loud, he's just a douchebag.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob is already wrong most of the time. He just gets more and more smug.

It's hard to imagine being a fat diabetic man on the chopping line for cancel culture vultures and being smug.

Dude is one tweet from an ex-highschool classmate sharing a story about him being grabby or a co-worker telling an embarrassing story and he's done.

 

[Adamska]

Is Bob gonna milk this, "They hated me cause I spoke the truth", shit every time Poland is brought up for the rest of his days?

Yes, because he's such a stupid stubborn manchild that he's psychologically incapable of ever just taking the L and leaving it there.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's hard to imagine being a fat diabetic man on the chopping line for cancel culture vultures and being smug.

Dude is one tweet from an ex-highschool classmate sharing a story about him being grabby or a co-worker telling an embarrassing story and he's done.

That said, Lindsay Ellis never killed him off.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

You act like lefties are some sort of collective with plans that Bob is just shouting out loud which is annoying.

Left and Right, well anyone hates Bob for the same reasons which is that he's an unlikeable creepy stupid asshole who sucks corporate cock daily.

It's not that Bob is saying some quiet part of some master plan out loud, he's just a douchebag.

The thing is that HE thinks that this is what he's doing. Bob tends to assume that his side is all thinking exactly as he does and thus his voice speaks with the judgment of the collective. It's kind of funny to watch that break down in real time when he gets btfo'd and the dissonance kicks in.

 

[assdick42069]

In today's episode of Americas Most Wanted Retarded: Bob "The Blob" Chipman, we are once again, asking you for your help. (background music starts)
Do you have infos about his past? Do you went to high school with him? Did you work with him at Blockbusters?
Do not hesitate, call 1-800-KIWIFARMS. Your information will be held confidential.
Be part of our fight against the evil forces of Hydra retardation.
Warning: Do not approach Chipman, he is considered retarded and dangerous, he has used his retardation with out hesitation against civilians in the past.
If you see Chipman call us immediately, so that our SPAR-Team (SPAR = Special Posts Against Retards (tm)) can take action.
Call 1-800-KIWIFARMS now! Do your duty, Citizen!
Do yo want to know more?

KNOW YOUR CONSUMER. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the sunglasses, but his piss will smell sweet from DIABEETUS and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when lindsay ellis makes a twitter post. He will raeg and word salad when questioned. He will not respect your blocks. The consumer fears nothing. He will eat, for no reason, with every snack at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected mcdonalds addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.
-The Chief

 

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jesus christ boebert