Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Zombie Dealership]

Gods no. It's amazing how the more you look into a topic, the worse Bob's takes become.

It's amazing when you consider that you're starting from zero with him. It's like he's trying to make a take so bad that it becomes the second coming of Christ and becomes good every time.

 

[Fictional Character]

I just know that this Wall Street thing is really disturbing Bob.

He'll make the obligatory comment here and there about how much he hates the rich fatcats, just to keep up appearances, but I'm sure he's terrified that Reddit shitlords are capable of fucking his precious neolib establishment in the ass.

The notorious lolcow website The Mary Sue actually stumbled upon the reason Bob hates it so much.

https://www.themarysue.com/gamestop-stock-market-saga-dark-knight-rises-energy/

This GameStop Stock Market Saga Has Big The Dark Knight Rises Energy​

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Like no joke, Bob positively WORSHIPS that opening.
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Why does he even care about Valerian, it's neither from Marvel nor DC, IIRC it was a French Comic.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Great news for our favorite movie reviewer! AMC was able to convert a lot of its debt in to stock, paying it off! The Nazis have saved the movie industry!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a...rt-600-million-of-convertible-debt-2021-01-28

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Great news for our favorite movie reviewer! AMC was able to convert a lot of its debt in to stock, paying it off! The Nazis have saved the movie industry!

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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a...rt-600-million-of-convertible-debt-2021-01-28

”this is bad, but it's good, but er... GAMERGATE DID IT!”

 

[King Dead]

Great news for our favorite movie reviewer! AMC was able to convert a lot of its debt in to stock, paying it off! The Nazis have saved the movie industry!

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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a...rt-600-million-of-convertible-debt-2021-01-28

Truly, the most hilarious part of the Gamestop/WSB saga is all the lefties having to twist themselves in knots to avoid expressing gratitude to anyone right of Stalin for standing up to the hedgies. In theory, they should be thrilled about the little guy sticking it to the man and cheering it along. In practice, just the thought that MAGA types--hell, even just average Joes--are a part of it makes them seethe. Some are even out and out defending the hedgies as the real good guys because you wouldn't side with a Nazi, would you?

So yeah, no surprise Bobby is just following what his senpais are saying. Considering his unceasing willingness to gargle megacorps' balls whenever they hurt the Mayo Ghouls, it's even less shocking.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Great news for our favorite movie reviewer! AMC was able to convert a lot of its debt in to stock, paying it off! The Nazis have saved the movie industry!

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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a...rt-600-million-of-convertible-debt-2021-01-28

Awesome, now he can try (terribly) to shift his position to that while trying to destroy him personally gaymers gave people enough money to save films thus proving that they're idiot sheep.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Jim has cancerAIDS anyways, so the only way people will have Jim do a video on MovieBob is if @#KillAllPedos did a Cancerless Jim stream.

Also, hasn't Jim repeatedly stated that his hate for Movie Bob is so real and so extreme ("Flames. Flames! Flaaaames…on the side of my face, breathing, breathless, heaving breaths" type hate) that he refuses to ever talk about him or mention him and his various scandals and fuck-ups, because Jim doesn't want to give the fat fuck promotion even if it's nothing but Jim tearing him a new asshole due to his bullshit views on eugenics and wanting to kill the poor, triggers Madeline Khan thinking about the French Maid who fucked her husband behind her back in Clue level rage in him?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Truly, the most hilarious part of the Gamestop/WSB saga is all the lefties having to twist themselves in knots to avoid expressing gratitude to anyone right of Stalin for standing up to the hedgies. In theory, they should be thrilled about the little guy sticking it to the man and cheering it along. In practice, just the thought that MAGA types--hell, even just average Joes--are a part of it makes them seethe. Some are even out and out defending the hedgies as the real good guys because you wouldn't side with a Nazi, would you?

So yeah, no surprise Bobby is just following what his senpais are saying. Considering his unceasing willingness to gargle megacorps' balls whenever they hurt the Mayo Ghouls, it's even less shocking.

As always, the left on Twitter are willing to support big corps if those big corps say troon rights.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Great news for our favorite movie reviewer! AMC was able to convert a lot of its debt in to stock, paying it off! The Nazis have saved the movie industry!

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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a...rt-600-million-of-convertible-debt-2021-01-28

I can hear the seething and reeing from multiple states away!

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Truly, the most hilarious part of the Gamestop/WSB saga is all the lefties having to twist themselves in knots to avoid expressing gratitude to anyone right of Stalin for standing up to the hedgies. In theory, they should be thrilled about the little guy sticking it to the man and cheering it along. In practice, just the thought that MAGA types--hell, even just average Joes--are a part of it makes them seethe. Some are even out and out defending the hedgies as the real good guys because you wouldn't side with a Nazi, would you?

So yeah, no surprise Bobby is just following what his senpais are saying. Considering his unceasing willingness to gargle megacorps' balls whenever they hurt the Mayo Ghouls, it's even less shocking.

What makes it worse is it's not even about politics, it's because of envy. They're so mad that these nerds are not only giving Wall Street a bloody nose but are making money in the process.

Just goes to show how many of these communist revolutionaries fighting to defend the worker from the powerful elites trying to exploit them are really just mad they aren't the powerful elite doing the exploiting.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I just know that this Wall Street thing is really disturbing Bob.

He'll make the obligatory comment here and there about how much he hates the rich fatcats, just to keep up appearances, but I'm sure he's terrified that Reddit shitlords are capable of fucking his precious neolib establishment in the ass.

There are graver implications, which is that Biden/Harris are living on a razor's edge ledge over an abyss and the increasingly fragile house of cards that is the United States is one motherfucking catastrophe away from irrevocable meltdown, economically.

TPTB exploded the economy to punish Trump supporters but backed away when they realized that by threatening to do it beforehand, they left themselves vulnerable to day of the rope style retaliation. So they half-assedly backpeddled and tried to salvage shit and threw stimulus checks and unemployment welfare that was so great that no one really wants to give it up due to them making triple via unemployment what they made working an honest job, to buy off the masses.

Adding to this, is that even before Covid, the economic was in a super fragile state held together by duct tape and Peter Pan "clap if you want Tinker Bell to resurrect as your claps fuel the resurrection process!" theatrics and force of will. To the point that even with the economic carnage wrought by Covid, it's a miracle that the economy is still limping along (a notion that can be credited by Trump not demanding a nationwide lockdown, meaning only blue states got nuked economically while red and purple states have survived for better or worse).

Which in turn leads to a horrific "no win" situation for Democrats in that, no matter how hard they'll deny it, when the economy crashes on Biden's watch, the Democrats are FUCKED. To the point that it would have been preferable to just let Trump have two terms and have the crash happen on his watch and then clean up afterwords, than rig an election to get Biden in like they did.

And worse, by rigging the election, there is NOTHING to stop pissed off Trump supporters from doing what they did to Gamestop to basically manually crash Wall Street (and the economy by proxy) purely out of spite and malice and revenge.

Biden and Harris are clearly trying to use online censorship to prevent the rise of a Tea Party 2.0; but in doing so they are utterly ignoring the lone wolf econo-terrorists who (operating in the rule/spirit of the law) can do more fucking damage than a Tea Party flash mob or a Sarah Palin type talking head.

That's what is scaring Bob about the Gamestop affair. Biden/Harris and their regime are FUCKED, let alone Democrats in general if the impending economic crash apocalypse happens in the next four years. A crash they accelerated with the Covid scheme, a crash they can't hold off for much longer before it busts like a giant festering boil, a crash they can't escape the blame for.

And worse, the stuff with Gamestop is a game changing event in the right/left war. The left thought they were 100% victorious with the latest online deplatforming wave and suddenly the right are lobbing financial WMDs that will wipe out the Wall Street financier wing of the SJW army. New tactics that make the left's bullshit "have K-Pops and gay people hijack hashtags" move look like impotent and worthless peacocking.

War just changed and changed FAST and more to the point, it's just going to get nastier. The left stole the motherfucking election and went full fascist with their coup and removed the last remaining legal means to force them out and have made no fucking bones about how they intend to use the next two years to make it utterly IMPOSSIBLE to vote them out of power. So that means the right are going to start fighting fire with napalm and more to the point, have no fucks left to give at how much damage they cause since it's now a literal fucking fight to the death, to the point that being the one who causes the economy to crash like Samson in the temple and kill Biden/Harris's Presidency and the entire DNC, is now within their grasps.

Samson in the temple. We are in the end game.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

One of Bob's major complaints about Black Ops II was that it was "technophobic" which a) was completely off the mark and b) displayed exactly what you pointed out. Technology is a major part of his philosophy even though he doesn't know much about it. It hasn't always been used for the betterment of humanity as things like poison gas and incendiary bombs can attest. Moreover, the fear that technology will lead to our ruin is not unfounded and has been a theme in stone cold classic sci-fi and war films.

Bob is so enamored by technology that he has fashioned his life around it. If everything was reset and the electric grid fell apart or disappeared like in Escape from L.A., he would be completely and utterly useless in the world that would follow.

Diabeeto doesn't like the stone cold classic sci fi that does that either. Don't forget, his pitch for a Terminator reboot has Skynet as the good guy, and Terminators thwarting time-traveling blue collar mayonnaise ghouls.

And he's completely and utterly useless now, so in a world where technology collapsed, that wouldn't change.

 

[EnemyStand]

All I know is this: it tickles me to no end this Robin Hood thing. seems like the final push needed to saddle the left wing as pro-corpie. Bobbo here might have a bit of an identity crisis, but lets be honest; the left were always the ones consuming what the corps put out. Now he can honest about his drive to consoom.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

All I know is this: it tickles me to no end this Robin Hood thing. seems like the final push needed to saddle the left wing as pro-corpie. Bobbo here might have a bit of an identity crisis, but lets be honest; the left were always the ones consuming what the corps put out. Now he can honest about his drive to consoom.

Both sides are equally entrenched but he never had a good reason to call out the left until now where everyone's kind of one the same wavelength in general. The second this ends though and he'll go crawling back because he won't survive in the no man's land that is the middle.

 

[noonster]

What makes it worse is it's not even about politics, it's because of envy. They're so mad that these nerds are not only giving Wall Street a bloody nose but are making money in the process.

Just goes to show how many of these communist revolutionaries fighting to defend the worker from the powerful elites trying to exploit them are really just mad they aren't the powerful elite doing the exploiting.

They're mad because some guys on reddit did what they all said they were going to do for years, but never would have because they're a bunch of trust find suburban commies who have no politics outside of pissing off mommy and daddy.

 

[EnemyStand]

Both sides are equally entrenched but he never had a good reason to call out the left until now where everyone's kind of one the same wavelength in general. The second this ends though and he'll go crawling back because he won't survive in the no man's land that is the middle.

I wouldn't say equally going by Biden's campaign donations and the pandering the businesses are doing to orgs like BLM and shit. Sure, the cons are also going for that sweet big business cash infusion but my point is the right seems to heavily be falling out of favor in the business spheres. I'm 100% with you on Bob, though. He can't stay in the middle for any reasonable length of time. He likely torqued off any right-wing fans he may have had (and any he does have anyway certainly don't follow his Twitter) and...well the lefties have no qualms about eating someone alive when they poke a toe out of line unless you're of lobbyist mega-donor importance to them or better. He'll issue a groveling apology and be back to handing out brutal takedowns to the innumerable mass of straw men he sets up in no time.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Of course a man who thinks that wheat could grow on the moon would think that robot bodies would be available at every corner store for purchase. Bob reminds me of that old Twilight Zone Episode: Number 12 Looks Just Like You, which describes a future where everyone is given surgery to prolong their lives and keep them beautiful - but the cost of the surgery is that those who have it turn into vapid consoomers, only interested in shopping and entertainment. The episode treats the future world as a dystopia, where people's souls and creativity are killed to make them mindlessly happy. Bob would, of course, think this was a utopia, especially if McDonald's and Marvel movies were provided to him in unlimited quantities.

Also I should note that I shudder at the thought of what Bob in a world with robot bodies would be like. Don't know if he would be like one of the psychos from Cyborg 009 (where the mentally ill willingly put themselves into disturbing inhuman bodies that have enough weapons installed to wipe out entire cities) or Bob would become the ultimate in ghouls: stealing young bodies to roboticize them and keeping a Westworld style "freezer" of spare bodies that he choses to "wear" at any given time, that allow him to cloak his true evil spirit.

Or worse, that in the spirit of N12LJLY and SJWs like Bob who engage in the war against beauty, we'd have Bob demanding only fat and out of shape ugly bodies available as part of the SJW's Toohey esque "enshrine ugliness so that ugliness is considered beautiful so the uglies can't be called ugly" madness mantra. Everyone must choice a fat ugly bodies at a certain point and if you don't do it, you get mindraped until you submit and love your new hideous body.

 

[Positron]

6) it is not good for children to go a year without being educated. By the way, I'd just like to point out that black kids (at least here in Britbongistan) have slipped behind the most during lockdown. Have Black Lives magically stopped Mattering or what?

An NYT journo just said exactly the same thing. Guess how Bobby responds?

Only I, the basement dwelling white ghoul, knows what is the best for black people. #BlackWidowMatters.

Bobby's favorite Congressdamsel finds herself in hot water again.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...




Conferring with an Angel about how businesses fail (Hint: Amazon is never to blame). I can't really think of a case where a hedge fund caused a business (other than the fund house itself) to shut down, but as I said I'm not Properly Evolved.


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Bobby is sore whenever Poland is mentioned.


Fortunately his anti-fans are always ready to set the record straight:


OMG Peter Coffin!


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Not mah Dews!




Bobby really loves the Dews; Wall Street can use some thrashing, but not mah Dews!!!!!


Dah Dews is the right priority:


Everything, even David Hoggs (remember him?), reminds Bobby of da Dews.


Even western neopaganism, which woke women and soyboys embrace, smells suspicious:



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Dinosaurs.


WandaVision




More MCU crap:


Had anyone ever dreamed of a Gozilla-Cloverfield crossover?



Given what he said about a trailer involving Nichole Kidman and a teenage girl, I'm sure he is Dobbing again.

Bobby's Angels. This fake Chink has more paint on her face than a Warhammer figurine:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There are graver implications, which is that Biden/Harris are living on a razor's edge ledge over an abyss and the increasingly fragile house of cards that is the United States is one motherfucking catastrophe away from irrevocable meltdown, economically.

TPTB exploded the economy to punish Trump supporters but backed away when they realized that by threatening to do it beforehand, they left themselves vulnerable to day of the rope style retaliation. So they half-assedly backpeddled and tried to salvage shit and threw stimulus checks and unemployment welfare that was so great that no one really wants to give it up due to them making triple via unemployment what they made working an honest job, to buy off the masses.

Adding to this, is that even before Covid, the economic was in a super fragile state held together by duct tape and Peter Pan "clap if you want Tinker Bell to resurrect as your claps fuel the resurrection process!" theatrics and force of will. To the point that even with the economic carnage wrought by Covid, it's a miracle that the economy is still limping along (a notion that can be credited by Trump not demanding a nationwide lockdown, meaning only blue states got nuked economically while red and purple states have survived for better or worse).

Which in turn leads to a horrific "no win" situation for Democrats in that, no matter how hard they'll deny it, when the economy crashes on Biden's watch, the Democrats are FUCKED. To the point that it would have been preferable to just let Trump have two terms and have the crash happen on his watch and then clean up afterwords, than rig an election to get Biden in like they did.

And worse, by rigging the election, there is NOTHING to stop pissed off Trump supporters from doing what they did to Gamestop to basically manually crash Wall Street (and the economy by proxy) purely out of spite and malice and revenge.

Biden and Harris are clearly trying to use online censorship to prevent the rise of a Tea Party 2.0; but in doing so they are utterly ignoring the lone wolf econo-terrorists who (operating in the rule/spirit of the law) can do more fucking damage than a Tea Party flash mob or a Sarah Palin type talking head.

That's what is scaring Bob about the Gamestop affair. Biden/Harris and their regime are FUCKED, let alone Democrats in general if the impending economic crash apocalypse happens in the next four years. A crash they accelerated with the Covid scheme, a crash they can't hold off for much longer before it busts like a giant festering boil, a crash they can't escape the blame for.

And worse, the stuff with Gamestop is a game changing event in the right/left war. The left thought they were 100% victorious with the latest online deplatforming wave and suddenly the right are lobbing financial WMDs that will wipe out the Wall Street financier wing of the SJW army. New tactics that make the left's bullshit "have K-Pops and gay people hijack hashtags" move look like impotent and worthless peacocking.

War just changed and changed FAST and more to the point, it's just going to get nastier. The left stole the motherfucking election and went full fascist with their coup and removed the last remaining legal means to force them out and have made no fucking bones about how they intend to use the next two years to make it utterly IMPOSSIBLE to vote them out of power. So that means the right are going to start fighting fire with napalm and more to the point, have no fucks left to give at how much damage they cause since it's now a literal fucking fight to the death, to the point that being the one who causes the economy to crash like Samson in the temple and kill Biden/Harris's Presidency and the entire DNC, is now within their grasps.

Samson in the temple. We are in the end game.

Assuming Biden/Harris realize this, they just need to prop up the economy until a Republican is in the White House, and then kick the supports out as they leave. Easier said than done, yes, but they have a sycophantic media and useful idiots like Bob to parrot their talking points. Furthermore, their buddies on Wall Street are moving to restrict trading done by private citizens; Wall Street tycoons may be corrupt power mongers, but they're not stupid. They're taking steps to ensure the little guy can't humiliate them again.