/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

No, I don't think thats gonna work. He'll be too old by then. And he seems to have lost quite a bit of his edge since he got the Rona.

I'd like it if he made a comeback as a shitposter though.

That would be funny, but you are probably correct.

 

[FeatherPlucker]

Trump won't run again, and nobody really wants him to do so. Instead they want someone to run who will deliver the heads of Wall Street on a spike. Someone that will bathe the streets in blood and rip the hearts of the powerful. If they cannot get such a man, the people will do it themselves.

And the wealthy, political elite will have no one to blame but themselves.

Yeah, and chances are no US election will ever be a "real" election again.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Ladies and gentlemen. To those of you that are not so invested in this fantastically frivolous fad, I would like to honour thee by telling you of this event using the most auspicious detail.

Imagine you are a cranky middle-aged fatso with a receding hairline whom spends his weekends near Madison Street, NY in a suite that compensates for your infecundity. You look outside the window, you see a couple fucking in plain sight and it just hits you that you want to fuck things over as well. So in comes Monday, and it so happens that between your wife's bratty children and her sagged breasts lies the only relief of your existence: Hedge Funds. Sweet, uncompromising hedge funds that allow you to fuck lives up with the click of your webbed fingers. You click, you tap, the computer buzzes and you're splattered with revenue like a gypsy floozy on a Christmas eve.

But not today.

As you sat idly in your office feasting on the latest fads of Starbucks, you hear a fatter man waltzing his way across the street while munching on Doritos. Wrapped up in a fur-suit and gargling on red-bull, the man looks at you - his brow furloughed with grease. He rees, he recants the countless injustices incurred up the gaming community and barfs out a ball of threads straight out of reddit. It quickly dawns on you that this is something less than a man, something less than the plebs, something more harrowing than any political clique that you have come to chastise on twitter. Could it be...?

Wait! Something's being bought! Notification after notification pops out of your sockets and before you know it certain stocks rise flying out of your wallets. All that paper, all those beautifully priced Benjamins you had accrued through lechery and debauchery now swoop upon your fat arse like pricks upon a pyre. And before you can state your rights, a multitude of bearded child abductors surround you while reciting their mantra.

"Gamers Rise Up! Gamers Rise Up! Gamers Rise Up!"

The fire rises. You plead you lie you name your price you try to bargain your way out! But nobody's up for selling their stocks. And as you burn away with your billions of dollars, the last words you hear being uttered becomes the biggest roast of them all.

"Gamergate Two-Point-Oh!"

GAME-ER-GATE!

 

[Orange Rhymer]

And I do agree with you. I just think people need to stop fucking doomposting, and get a grip. The pandemic isn't going to last forever. The lockdowns aren't going to last forever. There's still going to be small businesses after the pandemic. Everything will go back to normal. I don't know when, but I do know this lunacy won't last forever.

For anyone on the fence, whenever someone tries to argue about this stuff, I just want you ask one thing: Why though?

"They're going to make us live in pods!"

"Why though?"

"They're gonna make us eat bugs!"

"Why though?"

"They're going to make us do X!"

"Why though?"

I can't stress this enough. Ask this whenever this sort of shit comes up, and then press them more about it.

Why? Why would they do that? What do they get out it? Wouldn't that just make them less money? Why do they care so much? How do they do this? Where do they get this stuff from? Where do they keep it? When did this start happening, and where? Who's idea was this? What's the end goal? Why are they doing this, and not something else? What are they going to afterwards? And then after that?

Ask these questions, and don't let them try to deflect from them. Ask these questions, and watch as their arguments just fall the fuck apart.

"They're gonna swab our ass and suffocate us with 3 masks"

"Why, though?"

We passed "Why, though? About 4-12 years ago. Longer if you include:
"A shoestring = an automatic weapon"
"Saying 'filthy jew' on Xbox Live = Mandatory jail time (yuroope).

...Insert your own Clown World example.
If politicians 'unwind' the $GME stock purchases. That might be enough to minecraft them all.

 

[Elysian]

Yesterday Trading212 saw the hole filled with class action lawsuits Robinhood dug for itself, did a complete 180 and let people buy GME and AMC again, albeit with a little pop up warning you “this stock is VOLATILE! you’ll probably lose all your money so don’t do it because plebs like you don’t understand the concept of risk”

Still think they should get sued into the ground for restricting trading in the first place even if it was only for a day, since it prevented people from buying the dip.

 

[LemmeSee]

No, I don't think thats gonna work. He'll be too old by then. And he seems to have lost quite a bit of his edge since he got the Rona.

I'd like it if he made a comeback as a shitposter though.

Trump will continue to monitor the situation. Trust the plan. Once the last of Q's prophecies have been decoded I'm certain that the Second Coming will be revealed unto us.

 

[Cubanodun]

Trump won't run again, and nobody really wants him to do so. Instead they want someone to run who will deliver the heads of Wall Street on a spike. Someone that will bathe the streets in blood and rip the hearts of the powerful. If they cannot get such a man, the people will do it themselves.

I dont know about that

 

[draggs]

Of course Drompfh will run again he has 3/4 of Republican voters attached to his balls and if you think that's gonna change you're a very silly individual. He has a ready made line if people are still angry at Wall Street, "I got these guys to give me lots of money then fucked them over for 40 years," and they will chomp on that bait hard enough to get him the nomination at least. Anyone wants to bring up how awful his 4 years were he'll call them a lying faggot and say yeah the last 4 years have been so great havent they and people will chomp on that bait just as hard.

The only way he is gone in 2024 is if he is dead. He'll run from a jail cell if that's where he is. Maybe some hedgie sacrificial lamb will be in the next cell over and feed him hawt juicy details to get plebs all riled up.

 

[AnotherPleb]

I dont know about that

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Why the fuck is Trump going to help out a party that had no problems backstabbing him? I'd tell them to get fucked after the impeachment.

 

[Exbein]

Ladies and gentlemen. To those of you that are not so invested in this fantastically frivolous fad, I would like to honour thee by telling you of this event using the most auspicious detail.

Imagine you are a cranky middle-aged fatso with a receding hairline whom spends his weekends near Madison Street, NY in a suite that compensates for your infecundity. You look outside the window, you see a couple fucking in plain sight and it just hits you that you want to fuck things over as well. So in comes Monday, and it so happens that between your wife's bratty children and her sagged breasts lies the only relief of your existence: Hedge Funds. Sweet, uncompromising hedge funds that allow you to fuck lives up with the click of your webbed fingers. You click, you tap, the computer buzzes and you're splattered with revenue like a gypsy floozy on a Christmas eve.

But not today.

As you sat idly in your office feasting on the latest fads of Starbucks, you hear a fatter man waltzing his way across the street while munching on Doritos. Wrapped up in a fur-suit and gargling on red-bull, the man looks at you - his brow furloughed with grease. He rees, he recants the countless injustices incurred up the gaming community and barfs out a ball of threads straight out of reddit. It quickly dawns on you that this is something less than a man, something less than the plebs, something more harrowing than any political clique that you have come to chastise on twitter. Could it be...?

Wait! Something's being bought! Notification after notification pops out of your sockets and before you know it certain stocks rise flying out of your wallets. All that paper, all those beautifully priced Benjamins you had accrued through lechery and debauchery now swoop upon your fat arse like pricks upon a pyre. And before you can state your rights, a multitude of bearded child abductors surround you while reciting their mantra.

"Gamers Rise Up! Gamers Rise Up! Gamers Rise Up!"

The fire rises. You plead you lie you name your price you try to bargain your way out! But nobody's up for selling their stocks. And as you burn away with your billions of dollars, the last words you hear being uttered becomes the biggest roast of them all.

"Gamergate Two-Point-Oh!"

Listen to the plan, Jim. Trump will just need to tweet gamergate and we will win!

 

[Cum]

While I won't argue that dogecoin is a meme currency doomed to fail, the new restrictions imposed by Robinhood on buying it certainly made it crash harder and faster than it should've. I'm just glad I got out in time.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

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Listen to the plan, Jim. Trump will just need to tweet gamergate and we will win!

I miss Metokur so damn much.

 

[EyelessMC]

Dude look at this body language

"Saying 'filthy jew' on Xbox Live = Mandatory jail time (yuroope).

It's amazing that no matter how bad it gets in America or most other places, you can almost always say "At least it's not China or Europe"

If politicians 'unwind' the $GME stock purchases. That might be enough to minecraft them all.

Good point.

Of course Drompfh will run again he has 3/4 of Republican voters attached to his balls

After his back-stabbing in the end of his own base and being an ineffectual faggot when America needed him (anyone) most during the months of murderous riots, not likely. If anything he'd run his own son in his place but then all his detractors would have to do is simply remind everyone of his father being an ineffectual faggot and keep repeating that in every debate until Trump Jr. slinks away like a new Jeb.

But this is even suggesting there will be an opportunity to have an election like 2016 again, which there won't be, and even if there could be no one would believe it after the insane fraud and bull that was pulled by both parties 2020.

What's more important is seeing how this is Wall Street business is handled by the new administration and their WEF bedfellows--financiers? Investors? Speaking of, I wonder if the Federal Reserve 's private investors (who ostensibly own the gov by debt) are linked to the World Economic Forum. It'd explain a lot.

In any case, let's see how they find a way to ban regular people from the stock market, because now that they know the people know how to cut the enemy where it hurts they have to armor up somehow, and I don't think Biden Team's proposed domestic Patriot Act tier thing is gonna include stock market bets.

 

[General Disarray]

I am alert and peppy. Sounds like this.

Blast off it's party time!

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Funny tweet I found from Big Boss.

https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1355171401590841348

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

Speaking of Trump, if you are wondering what he thinks about all this, my guess is that he doesn't give a shit. Trump was always a property guy, not a stocks guy.

His fam was smart it that regard. Stocks can vanish in a flash, land has to be stolen or regulated a way

 

[EyelessMC]

Funny tweet I found from Big Boss.

https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1355171401590841348

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Big Boss is a jackass, but I suppose there's people stupid enough not to have figured something like this out already. The worst lobbyists come from banking and Wall Street....and Bill Gates types. Don't know what you'd call them.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

January 30th, 2021. Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood, and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!" and I'll whisper "The guacamole bar is closed."

 

[draggs]

After his back-stabbing in the end of his own base and being an ineffectual faggot when America needed him (anyone) most during the months of murderous riots, not likely. If anything he'd run his own son in his place but then all his detractors would have to do is simply remind everyone of his father being an ineffectual faggot and keep repeating that in every debate until Trump Jr. slinks away like a new Jeb.

But this is even suggesting there will be an opportunity to have an election like 2016 again, which there won't be, and even if there could be no one would believe it after the insane fraud and bull that was pulled by both parties 2020.

What's more important is seeing how this is Wall Street business is handled by the new administration and their WEF bedfellows--financiers? Investors? Speaking of, I wonder if the Federal Resvere 's private investors (who ostensibly own the gov by debt) are linked to the World Economic Forum. It'd explain a lot.

In any case, let's see how they find a way to ban regular people from the stock market, because now that they know the people know how to cut the enemy where it hurts they have to armor up somehow, and I don't think Biden Team's proposed domestic Patriot Act tier thing is gonna include stock market bets.

Bruh I know you guys love substituting the powar of your very big brains for examining reality but the Orange Man's popularity with Republican voters isnt really a question outside of autistic concentrations.

Just like to the moon doesn't mean shit outside autistic concentrations unless it happens again and again. Goldman Sachs doesnt give a shit that some medium smallish hedge fund got BTFO by being stupid. Shit happens all the time. If they have to start baking autistic hate investing considerations into the system because it wont stop happening, then business is picking up.

 

[Garm]

Populism needed to be able to survive without the need for Donald Trump, hopefully Gamestonks is just the beginning.

Oh thank God it isn't like the government isn't mandating us to stay in our homes, giving us ample time to observe systems and how they function. Be a real shame if they did that nonsense.

Yesterday Trading212 saw the hole filled with class action lawsuits Robinhood dug for itself, did a complete 180 and let people buy GME and AMC again, albeit with a little pop up warning you “this stock is VOLATILE! you’ll probably lose all your money so don’t do it because plebs like you don’t understand the concept of risk”
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Still think they should get sued into the ground for restricting trading in the first place even if it was only for a day, since it prevented people from buying the dip.

Yeah... All these "for your own good" warnings just convinces me more that the last thing Wall Street wants is millions of people stomping around the (metaphorical) gated community that is the stock market, ripping up the gardens and ransacking the kitchens.

Keep pumping money into stocks folks. The more uncertainty in the market, the worse off they are.

Dude look at this body language
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It's amazing that no matter how bad it gets in America or most other places, you can almost always say "At least it's not China or Europe"

Good point.


After his back-stabbing in the end of his own base and being an ineffectual faggot when America needed him (anyone) most during the months of murderous riots, not likely. If anything he'd run his own son in his place but then all his detractors would have to do is simply remind everyone of his father being an ineffectual faggot and keep repeating that in every debate until Trump Jr. slinks away like a new Jeb.

But this is even suggesting there will be an opportunity to have an election like 2016 again, which there won't be, and even if there could be no one would believe it after the insane fraud and bull that was pulled by both parties 2020.

What's more important is seeing how this is Wall Street business is handled by the new administration and their WEF bedfellows--financiers? Investors? Speaking of, I wonder if the Federal Resvere 's private investors (who ostensibly own the gov by debt) are linked to the World Economic Forum. It'd explain a lot.

In any case, let's see how they find a way to ban regular people from the stock market, because now that they know the people know how to cut the enemy where it hurts they have to armor up somehow, and I don't think Biden Team's proposed domestic Patriot Act tier thing is gonna include stock market bets.

Guys. It is 2021. How about we focus on tomorrow instead of speculating about 2024? The way things are going everyone will be wrong in a week regardless what you guess.