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/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo
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Virginia has severe radiation sickness. We practically glow in the dark.
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I feel like gettin' in on the music posting while I sip my coffee and catch up.
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Probably the feds that infest NOVA.
Jarolleon
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Scots-Irish vs. Old Dominion State temperament? Maybe they got disproportionately fucked over by hedgies too.
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Ok. So this guy started Citron Research with the goal of being 'against the establishment',
While short selling stocks to bankrupt small business.
How is being a typical wall street agency, 'against the establishment' ?
That's like opening a PayDay Loan, in order to 'stick it to the bank'.
Damage Control harder, faggot.
I dunno. Purchasing shares in a business you believe seems ok, imho.
When it gets super sketchy is - options and margins. Being able to gobble up a company or bankrupt it b/c you have more credit just seems wrong.
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guys, how do you beat off when you've got diamond hands? asking for a friend
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SHORT JURGENS AND WET WIPES, NOBODY JERKING IT WITH THE DIAMOND HANDS THING
(This is not investment advice ok @HOMO FOR LIFE)
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Yeah this whole thing happened explicitly because they're retarded
You pay a hooker to do it on credit.
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In the stream Null mentioned the time John Stewart made Jim "Mad Money" Cramer squirm on TV.
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Jim Cramer Pt. 2 - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart | Comedy Central US
Jon reminds Jim Cramer of his shady days as a hedge fund manager.
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A desperate hedge fund manager will do it for you.
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Like other people mentioned: People with power and money always want more and more and more, and want others to have less and less and less.
I'm not religious, but there is a kernel of truth to the whole concept of "original sin".
Human beings have an endless thirst/greed, and when those who are at the top of the hierarchy are given the opportunity, they punish/humiliate those of whom they deem "inferior" to themselves, they feel entitled to have those "beneath" them serve and sacrifice more to them without additional compensation. They see those beneath them as subhuman. They see the "subhumans" as having been placed on earth to serve the wealthy/upper class and their needs.
Guarantee you the ultra wealthy will NOT be subjected to mass surveillance, having their jobs taken over by AI, having to eat bugs, having their kids groomed by troons (if they don't wish it to happen), being forced into androgyny. The wealthy and powerful will be in a safe bubble of their own with others of their class, with tons of property, a private militia of security guards, tons of privacy. Even the whole issue with Epstein-- there have always been wealthy and powerful individuals indulging in taboo sexual habits, exploiting children for sex, etc. The ruling classes were often regarded as being "above" the constraints typical sexual morality.
Much of what is happening is not that different from the days of feudalism, except now we have a more frightening sci fi technological twist to it. The ultra powerful want a system where they maintain money/power and everyone else is forced to serve them for nothing. Look into history, and the story is often the same thing repeated over and over again-- with some differences in religion, ethnic groups, countries involved. Rulers enslave those of whom they see as inferior to themselves, rulers exploit the labor of those of whom they see as sub human, rulers gain more power and wealth and pass that to their children and close personal friends.
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Name a judge that wouldn't sign off on it when that level of cash is involved. Those kind of numbers make wetwork a very real possibility in case there's concerns about judges not ruling the right way.
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Speaking of Trump, if you are wondering what he thinks about all this, my guess is that he doesn't give a shit. Trump was always a property guy, not a stocks guy.
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Would probably be a great point if he runs in 2024 and points out how Biden was complacent with Wall St.
Would make Biden and the Dems look bad, and make people more convinced to vote for him.
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tbf they are already broke I think, but here are some of them getting excited over dogecoin a few days ago and then upset over robinhood last night
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Trump won't run again, and nobody really wants him to do so. Instead they want someone to run who will deliver the heads of Wall Street on a spike. Someone that will bathe the streets in blood and rip the hearts of the powerful. If they cannot get such a man, the people will do it themselves.
And the wealthy, political elite will have no one to blame but themselves.
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No, I don't think thats gonna work. He'll be too old by then. And he seems to have lost quite a bit of his edge since he got the Rona.
I'd like it if he made a comeback as a shitposter though.
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Ladies and gentlemen. To those of you that are not so invested in this fantastically frivolous fad, I would like to honour thee by telling you of this event using the most auspicious detail.
Imagine you are a cranky middle-aged fatso with a receding hairline whom spends his weekends near Madison Street, NY in a suite that compensates for your infecundity. You look outside the window, you see a couple fucking in plain sight and it just hits you that you want to fuck things over as well. So in comes Monday, and it so happens that between your wife's bratty children and her sagged breasts lies the only relief of your existence: Hedge Funds. Sweet, uncompromising hedge funds that allow you to fuck lives up with the click of your webbed fingers. You click, you tap, the computer buzzes and you're splattered with revenue like a gypsy floozy on a Christmas eve.
But not today.
As you sat idly in your office feasting on the latest fads of Starbucks, you hear a fatter man waltzing his way across the street while munching on Doritos. Wrapped up in a fur-suit and gargling on red-bull, the man looks at you - his brow furloughed with grease. He rees, he recants the countless injustices incurred up the gaming community and barfs out a ball of threads straight out of reddit. It quickly dawns on you that this is something less than a man, something less than the plebs, something more harrowing than any political clique that you have come to chastise on twitter. Could it be...?
Wait! Something's being bought! Notification after notification pops out of your sockets and before you know it certain stocks rise flying out of your wallets. All that paper, all those beautifully priced Benjamins you had accrued through lechery and debauchery now swoop upon your fat arse like pricks upon a pyre. And before you can state your rights, a multitude of bearded child abductors surround you while reciting their mantra.
"Gamers Rise Up! Gamers Rise Up! Gamers Rise Up!"
The fire rises. You plead you lie you name your price you try to bargain your way out! But nobody's up for selling their stocks. And as you burn away with your billions of dollars, the last words you hear being uttered becomes the biggest roast of them all.
"Gamergate Two-Point-Oh!"
Imagine you are a cranky middle-aged fatso with a receding hairline whom spends his weekends near Madison Street, NY in a suite that compensates for your infecundity. You look outside the window, you see a couple fucking in plain sight and it just hits you that you want to fuck things over as well. So in comes Monday, and it so happens that between your wife's bratty children and her sagged breasts lies the only relief of your existence: Hedge Funds. Sweet, uncompromising hedge funds that allow you to fuck lives up with the click of your webbed fingers. You click, you tap, the computer buzzes and you're splattered with revenue like a gypsy floozy on a Christmas eve.
But not today.
As you sat idly in your office feasting on the latest fads of Starbucks, you hear a fatter man waltzing his way across the street while munching on Doritos. Wrapped up in a fur-suit and gargling on red-bull, the man looks at you - his brow furloughed with grease. He rees, he recants the countless injustices incurred up the gaming community and barfs out a ball of threads straight out of reddit. It quickly dawns on you that this is something less than a man, something less than the plebs, something more harrowing than any political clique that you have come to chastise on twitter. Could it be...?
Wait! Something's being bought! Notification after notification pops out of your sockets and before you know it certain stocks rise flying out of your wallets. All that paper, all those beautifully priced Benjamins you had accrued through lechery and debauchery now swoop upon your fat arse like pricks upon a pyre. And before you can state your rights, a multitude of bearded child abductors surround you while reciting their mantra.
"Gamers Rise Up! Gamers Rise Up! Gamers Rise Up!"
The fire rises. You plead you lie you name your price you try to bargain your way out! But nobody's up for selling their stocks. And as you burn away with your billions of dollars, the last words you hear being uttered becomes the biggest roast of them all.
"Gamergate Two-Point-Oh!"