Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

this faggot is pretty cool.

 

[Kromer Merchant]

She also slept in a bed full of cat shit. Then again june has her rabbit shitting up her bedroom as well.

What's the source of this, the fuck?

Would a perk of dating Shoe is the fact that you never have to deal with her hair being in the shower drain?

Though cleaning hairballs out of the plumbing would be a bitch....

I'd assume the follicles would be damaged from having the hair being ripped out of them so often. It'd probably be the same. Also, where does she put all that goddamn hair when she rips it out anyway?

 

[NyQuilninja]

I'd assume the follicles would be damaged from having the hair being ripped out of them so often. It'd probably be the same. Also, where does she put all that goddamn hair when she rips it out anyway?

People who compulsively swallow their own hair are said to have a psychiatric disorder called trichophagia. The disorder is related to a slightly more common one in which people have an irresistible urge to pull out their hair, called trichotillomania or hair-pulling disorder.
She probably eats it

 

[Mal0]

I'd assume the follicles would be damaged from having the hair being ripped out of them so often. It'd probably be the same. Also, where does she put all that goddamn hair when she rips it out anyway?

I heard that she eats it, but then again that might just be people wanting to make her out worse than she already is.

Also the joke is that since she is balding due to the hair pulling, she wouldn't have that much hair to clog the drain with anyways. Could have phrased it better, but c'est la vie

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

she is so cucked, her naked photos and hobbit room get put on the backburner for a guy whose face was used in a catfishing scheme against her lol, she just can't seem to catch a break

Should be used to it. We seem to derail every so often for a few pages. I suspect she could release a video of herself starkers on the front of a car driving down main street with the hood ornament shoved up her ass and a few pages later we'd all be like "Hey, is that an albino squirrel in that tree at 0:37?"

 

[WolfeTone]

She made it onto The Hill, famous for running anyone and everyone who asks nicely enough

 

[Kromer Merchant]

I heard that she eats it, but then again that might just be people wanting to make her out worse than she already is.

Also the joke is that since she is balding due to the hair pulling, she wouldn't have that much hair to clog the drain with anyways. Could have phrased it better, but c'est la vie

Nah I get what you're saying, also I thought human beings had an automatic gag reflex when trying to eat hair. Overall sounds fucking disgusting

People who compulsively swallow their own hair are said to have a psychiatric disorder called trichophagia. The disorder is related to a slightly more common one in which people have an irresistible urge to pull out their hair, called trichotillomania or hair-pulling disorder.
She probably eats it

 

[CharlesBarkley]

God damn you are all a bunch of horny retards

Are you really a KF if you don't get drunk and fantasize about eating out Pixiteris asshole or seeing how far you can stretch Lagoonas tittes while she is overhead drooling on you?

Sounds pretty prudish to be honest.

 

[Buer]

Most of Shoe's problems doesn't have much to do with her age but with the fact that she's terminally online all the time and that she's a retard along with being crazy. Her age just exacerbates it. Any normal leftist guy with traditional values will avoid women like this like the plague. They'll trade her in for a less attractive woman who is more stable who still has the same views. Like it's probably easier to get a chubby, stable woman to lose weight than it is to make Shoe less neurotic and more stable.

 

[pickleparty]

shoeonhead's nudes make her look like one of the pornstars from facial abuse, the ones that end up in a efukt compilation where they are all washed up beat up whores who have no future.

 

[Lord Whale]

shoeonhead's nudes make her look like one of the pornstars from facial abuse, the ones that end up in a efukt compilation where they are all washed up beat up whores who have no future.

She kind of looks Leafy if Leafy had done BDSM porn.

 

[Druveer]

Idk how shes planning to pass of they weren't dating when she literally followed him. Do her simps really believe this shit? How fucking retarded can they be?

If they weren't retardedly gullible they wouldn't be simps.

 

[jleonardf]

If you want verification on your account you'll have to go to talk to staff and ask them. Welcome to the farms Swiss Bro.

thank you doctor for the welcome!

Now tell us, what do you think about this whole ordeal? Do you feel bad for June? Would you smash if you liked pussy?

Wow - great question! I’m slightly flattered but also a bit confused! I would be happy to “smash” -

Only way to make the cycle complete is if the original catfisher somehow joins KF and we have a public bust-up between the two.

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I await this cunts rationale for this.

this faggot is pretty cool.

thanks homo.

Sorry you got caught up in this shit, you seem like a regular guy. I honestly have no idea how you'll explain why your pfp is somehow related to some ethot's nudes getting leaked if any real life people ask

I would love to know how my pictures were discovered and repurposed to catfish a YouTube “celebrity”. I would also be skeptical because - I’m super gay??? Like how did she not even verify me (and more importantly, did she actually create this “catfish” kingfisher to justify the leak???).

 

[Crystal Golem]

did she actually create this “catfish” kingfisher to justify the leak???).

We've been wondering this as well. this girl is very much about gathering attention for herself so it would not surprise me.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

This thread is becoming a classic.

 

[TheMadAutist]

I would love to know how my pictures were discovered and repurposed to catfish a YouTube “celebrity”. I would also be skeptical because - I’m super gay??? Like how did she not even verify me (and more importantly, did she actually create this “catfish” kingfisher to justify the leak???).

Double posting like a true fag! Welcome to the farms Gay Swiss Dude.

Edit. Don't steal my theory.

 

[EyelessMC]

She made it onto The Hill, famous for running anyone and everyone who asks nicely enough

Quite a contrast between this and Twitter.

 

[Butter]

I would love to know how my pictures were discovered and repurposed to catfish a YouTube “celebrity”. I would also be skeptical because - I’m super gay??? Like how did she not even verify me (and more importantly, did she actually create this “catfish” kingfisher to justify the leak???).

Grüezi, Genosse. Nothing's too out there when it comes to lolcows. So that might very well be the case.

Welcome to the farms, you beautiful homo.

 

[Metal Sink]

damn this was not worth registering for

It was barely worth signing in for.

 

[Lou Tenant]

Quite a contrast between this and Twitter.
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How about this reality check?