Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[ToddleDoddle]

Thank you guys for the warm welcome.

Out of curiosity - has she made any comments about this? I DMd her on Instagram but no response.

She just said that she barely knew the guy and he just randomly started spreading the word they were dating. However evidence points to them being closer than what she claimed. Seems like she is trying to downplay it to hide the shame. As for the nudes, there is no actual proof that they were pictures she sent to the catfish and were leaked by him, but she seems to be handling those getting leaked alright. Said she expected it to happen eventually and said she wished she took better pictures.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Why she attracts so many simps I don't understand, you can go on any porn site and find people objectively much more attractive than she is.

But that's just porn to wank of to, but when all her thirsty perma virgins load money into her Patreon/superberries/whatever they can self deceit them as "But muh, yaaaassss queen gives a shit about me."
That's why they don't just wank to some porn chick it's all about self-deceit and not just about a good proper wank. These morons are not just thirsty for her bobs and vagene, they are also thirsty for social interaction, even if it is only happening in their minds.

And in the end nothing of value was lost. Rather tame n00dz, cute butt, 7/10 would smash. But back to the point.

Shoe's past her prime in terms of relevance. The only interesting thing was a couple years ago when she and Greg were set to speak at some convention and somebody called in a bomb threat. Besides if it wasn't for Greg would anybody really know who this woman was?

Did she even ever had a prime in terms of relevance? Serious question. IMHO, she has brought nothing interesting to the table in terms of content except the usual milk-toast political takes of a wannabe intellectual. IMHO, her content never went above a certain degree of stale boring run of the mill breadtube shit.

Good cuz her content fucking sucks and I only have tight leashes. DM me bitch, I won't pussy out like Greg. I'll treat you like the whore you are and put a baby in you no problem!

Jesus Herbert Christ, have some self-respect, man!

Boobs for Bernie would have gotten him a lot more votes

Not if the boob pics would have come from the thots who come to my mind right now.

Who even is June's audience at this point?

Thirsty liberal arts college dudes aka the eternal virgin again aka those not rich enough to dump paycheck after paycheck into Pokimane's bank account, I would assume.

Venti or Shoe, who smells worse?

Sewers usually all smell the same.

 

[Druveer]

Any woman can become a good housewife so long as she has confidence in herself. Her room may be a dump now,but you get her a man that can tard wrangle her,and she'll clean that room up.

Bro, I don't know about you but I'm not looking to date someone I have to raise up like a child and hold her hand to get her to clean her room. If you want something like that just get a dog. My dog is smart enough to put her toys in a pile next to the box with the rest of her toys, June can't even do that.

May be degenerate but it's better than the moral puritans that get outed for touching kids or something.

The woman who simps a pedo apologist is better?

 

[Betsy Balcombe]

I can't with you all simping from "I'd fuck her" to "I'd marry her"
SHE EATS HER OWN HAIR AND IS A SEX DEGENERATE

To quote youngsters "this is what no pussy do to mfs" or something along these lines.

You guys should strive for confident ladies.

Someone who eats his own hair and degrade themselves by word every chance they have isn't fit for a stable relationship.

 

[Mary Magdalene]

To quote youngsters "this is what no pussy do to mfs" or something along these lines.

You guys should strive for confident ladies.

Someone who eats his own hair and degrade themselves by word every chance they have isn't fit for a stable relationship.

She can't help being mentally ill, so I'll give her a break for that and hope she still finds someone who truly loves her in spite of it, but why tf would anyone wanna marry someone who has no Identity of their own and keeps value switching every five months?

 

[Ita Mori]

Who tf would want to love June despite all the baggage she carries?

Not even the thirst coomers here would want to put a ring on Gollum there.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Nude drop's alright (apart from the ahegao shit), I'd smash

Hacked or leaked I imagine she'd still have the images saved on her phone or within snapchat. I've known girls before who have entire folders of nude selfies just because they're too lazy to take one in the moment and to stroke their own ego.

Moral of the story: Delete your nudes

Don't take nudes in the first damn place. I may sound like a boomer, but nudes never made any sense yo me.

The guy they used to catfish her wasn't even that hot...wtfff...
Absolute shit taste gurl

He's too hot for her. This is what I've never understood about "Catfish Victims". They're usually not prizes, yet they think they can attain someone out of their league. Like why is a supermodel going to date an overweight coomer addicted to XBox. Why is a good looking guy going to date a damaged skank addicted to the Internet?

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Bet the catfish was really Gregory.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She can't help being mentally ill, so I'll give her a break for that and hope she still finds someone who truly loves her in spite of it, but why tf would anyone wanna marry someone who has no Identity of their own and keeps value switching every five months?

Any person who starts a public career by shitting on a broad ideology like feminism (which encompasses a fuckton of perspectives, as this old cowboy understands) is probably either very immature or very shallow. I hope she finds a nice guy who suspends judgment and loves her with compassion and understanding, but no thank you.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

She seems to me like the passive-aggressive sort who will start off all "let me call you daddy" but eventually flip her shit and slit your throat in your sleep. Especially since her e-thot shelf life seems to be rapidly expiring, and her desire for attention is bottomless.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She seems to me like the passive-aggressive sort who will start off all "let me call you daddy" but eventually flip her shit and slit your throat in your sleep. Especially since her e-thot shelf life seems to be rapidly expiring, and her desire for attention is bottomless.

Personally, I've always found the "I'm a cute little girl who wants to have sex with you" to be a huge turn-off, if not just a giant red flag.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Any woman can become a good housewife so long as she has confidence in herself. Her room may be a dump now,but you get her a man that can tard wrangle her,and she'll clean that room up.

Why not just date a woman who isn't a dumpster fire? Only women date people they have to try and fix and part of why they do that is because they know they can since so many men are simps. Women are not going to deal with you trying to fix them unless you're a 10/10, make a lot of money and/or they have nowhere else to go because otherwise, they can just find another loser to enable their bad behavior and habits.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Did she even ever had a prime in terms of relevance? Serious question. IMHO, she has brought nothing interesting to the table in terms of content except the usual milk-toast political takes of a wannabe intellectual. IMHO, her content never went above a certain degree of stale boring run of the mill breadtube shit.

I think she was relevant for all of five minutes a couple years back when Greg was at his peak and she got some extra views because she was in his splash zone. I mean when Armored Skeptic blew up he went from nowhere to huge and he's been riding that wave ever since. Of course he can't pull in a fraction of his views now compared to his earlier stuff but that's what happens when you stray too far from what made you famous in the first place.

June was that kinda cute girl that said sorta-kinda the right things and simps could imagine was their girlfriend. That's really as far as her e-fame has taken her. Next step for her is an Onlyfans.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I think she was relevant for all of five minutes a couple years back when Greg was at his peak and she got some extra views because she was in his splash zone. I mean when Armored Skeptic blew up he went from nowhere to huge and he's been riding that wave ever since. Of course he can't pull in a fraction of his views now compared to his earlier stuff but that's what happens when you stray too far from what made you famous in the first place.

June was that kinda cute girl that said sorta-kinda the right things and simps could imagine was their girlfriend. That's really as far as her e-fame has taken her. Next step for her is an Onlyfans.

Yeah, I check Armoured Sceptics channel from time to time for something interesting but it's just the usual run of the mill Alines/Ufo/Conspiracy shit. If you're into that kinda crap there are better channels out there.

I would go as far it's either OnlyFans, albeit the competition there is pretty big, or she will try to gold dig some sugardaddy.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Bro, I don't know about you but I'm not looking to date someone I have to raise up like a child and hold her hand to get her to clean her room.

If your dating bracket is millennials and zoomers... happy hunting.

Don't take nudes in the first damn place. I may sound like a boomer, but nudes never made any sense yo me.

They have all the erotic energy of a medical dictionary entry.

 

[Face Of A Ghost]

I think she was relevant for all of five minutes a couple years back

I have a feeling all these has been Youtube e-thots lost their prime when simps found out about Twitch e-thots. She was only popular for her looks and now she's old and it dosen't work as much.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Personally, can't wait for that to get leaked.

I need proof that he's got a pringles can

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

I can't with you all simping from "I'd fuck her" to "I'd marry her"
SHE EATS HER OWN HAIR AND IS A SEX DEGENERATE

...This is the same forum that use to have it bad for Anna McLerran. Did you really think the bar was set high here...

 

[Kromer Merchant]

...This is the same forum that use to have it bad for Anna McLerran. Did you really think the bar was set high here...

Ignoring the obvious mental illness, she's just terminally average appearance-wise. I wouldn't put it past em wanting to fuck her

 

[Kromer Merchant]

Don't take nudes in the first damn place. I may sound like a boomer, but nudes never made any sense yo me.


He's too hot for her. This is what I've never understood about "Catfish Victims". They're usually not prizes, yet they think they can attain someone out of their league. Like why is a supermodel going to date an overweight coomer addicted to XBox. Why is a good looking guy going to date a damaged skank addicted to the Internet?

She was in a long distance relationship tho, how else are they supposed to have esex without nudes? Between camming and taking nudes as the only ways to see each other you'd think she would've put in a bit more fucking effort to get them right.